This simple picrel HUMILIATES every femaleAny argument against it is just dickless copes and will never not make me laugh at the impotence of women's crotches xD
erm is this loss
Investing in this meme before it escapes the board. Anonymous was here.
>>84443235I have a 3d animated version too
nvm you did made one>>84443230its a new version of it
Yeh but girls dont have any junk ruining the hotness of a female body in lingerie
Hi penis envy anon! Class is getting started so I have to go. I hope you are having a nice day!
Penis envy anon, what do you think of the foreskin thread? >>84441911
Do you all think penis envy anon is actually a self-hating fembot?
>>84443768I'm not penis envy anon, and am not self-hating!
>>84443773>no mention of fembot accusationSo you ARE a fembot??????
>>84443246Is this lesbian sex?
>>84443779Idk if he really is, but I'm not penis envy anon amd I don't feel that it is humiliating to not have a penis like he thinks.
>>84443815I'm just playing the humiliation part to get to the women so they get penis envy. I could also talk about the intense pleasure that comes with penetrating and inserting yourself into a wet and warm hole that clenches on your length too.I just need penis envy, frustration, and "no penis humiliation" aka NPH (sph for women) to take off.
>>84443224While were on th the subject, what do these feel like ? Has anyone tried ? Does anyone know ? I cannot die without this information
>>84443837probably not that great since its smooth inside
>>84443835You are not doing a good job with giving me penis envy, though I do find the attempt funny like when you just now posted >>84443816
>>84443851Does that make a difference??? Look, theyre stretchy and shit.
>>84443837>>84443864What the hell are those things?
>>84443864Idk, why don't you just try anon? You could even order some from amazon no?Unless... o_o"
>>84443870Do you not know ??? I think theyre like, called Flutschies or something (in German, at least) and its like a kids toy from the early/mid 2000s. Like, everyone had it. And I always wondered, yk >>84443877..right. I should, huh?
>>84443887>..right. I should, huh?Can you? O_oDon't make me laugh anon...
>>84443887If it was early 2000s, I.wasn't even born yet. I'm only 20! I did reverse search it and it's something called a water snake here. I lol'd at the leddit result that popped up.
>>84443859What could give you penis envy?No manly weapon between those stubby thighs to brandish or wield? When people point and laugh at your flat, featureless crotch! Just an empty void where a real tool should be. No meaty staff to swing around, mark your territory, or ram home when the primal urge strikes?Fucking sucks to be you, doesn't it? Constantly craving what you'll never have. That hot, throbbing need with no way to satisfy it. Just a pathetic, useless slit, good for nothing but pissing and popping out babies.So tell me, how does it feel to be a walking, talking vagina? To know you'll spend your entire life being laughed at behind your back for your genetic inferiority?
>>84443903I can do anything I believe in (but should ever come in possession of one of those, do feel free to report your experience, please and thank uuu)>>84443923What ??? Im 19 and these were a definitely a thing when I was a kid ?? Dont make me feel old
>>84443946>I can do anything I believe in (but should ever come in possession of one of those, do feel free to report your experience, please and thank uuu)Should I wait a moment before laughing out loud, or is your smooth crotch already prepared for this humiliating curiosity? :)Must suck to be sexually defeated by such a simple toy xD
>>84443903Someone mentioned it in another thread but I still wonder hie he finally learned of sex. Did Chichi teach him? >>84443925Nothing you say will convince me. The joke is on you though: they'd be laughing at my small butt and boobs if they did. Though that's not the case because there are guys at the library where I'm at now that is interested. Like the guy 3 tabkes down. Every week he sits closer. I don't think he knows that I notice him.Anyways, going to start studying. It's not psychodynamic or anything like that so you don't have to worry about me countering you with Horney's womb envy crap.>>84443946Well, I was very sheltered and didn't have many toys.
>>84443970End yourself. Penis envy isnt real. Freud was a fraud. I am asking a simple question out of scientific curiosity
>>84444000Oh my! what a cute little sword! Is it your clitoris xD
>>84443837I popped mine on my leg like a retard long before i figured out that sticking your dick into things feels good. Good ol simpler times.
>>84443991>Horney's womb envyJfc it's real. A woman named Horney. She talks about men envying wombs. OP, you should exploit this.
>>84444027Thank you, its 11inches >>84444039Damnittttttttttt you had perfect opportunity
How humiliating...
>>84443837>completely smooth>doesnt compress without a deathgrip>material doesnt provide friction, it sort of rolls like the sensation putting a glove over your hand>90% of them are too small and they dont stretch without breakingIt might be the inspiration to onaholes but its probably one of the worst substitutes for one
>>84443864>>84443887>>84443923some other dude here: you can't fuck those things. it won't work.
