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Holy shit I just finished a family weekend at my parents vacation house and I learned some wild shit.

My only hot cousin drunkenly admitted to me that if she wasnt related to me she probably would have fucked me by now. I feel like I fumbled the bag because I was drunk too so I just laughed and said yeah probably

Ive thought of fucking her for so long, at least 15 years, and this weekend felt like the closest weve ever been, probably because we were the only cousins at this event. She also invited me to come stay with her in her tiny flat in Berlin if I ever want to visit the city, was this an in???

I cannot get thrown out of the family though, I love my family and we all get along so well, its perfect and theres never any drama. Plus I an only child to my parents who are extremely wealthy so I cannot lose my chance at inheritance either.

Can some outcester, PLEASE tell me whats actually wrong with incest????
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>>84444630
incest is thirdie behavior and degenerate
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very mid fiction
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>>84444663
>>t. jealous suburb-dweller
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>>84444663
Only if you have shit genetics though, Im 6'2 and my cousin is 6'0, shes super tall, we both have beautiful eyes and no history of family illness, we would produce such perfect kids
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>>84444674
>heh, you just jealous u dont get to fuck your cousin
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>>84444686
ur children will be retarded downies
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>>84444689
How? First cousins are extremely safe in terms of inbreeding and we have no retardation in the family
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>>84444702
im not engaging your fetish. even animals know not to fuck their own family. please seek help
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>>84444719
Cousin fucking was normal in humans for thousands of years
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage
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>I want to do this degenerate thing but I am worried about the consequences
Anon, that's life. We all have choices to make.
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>>84444719
erhm acthoually.....
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>>84444748
you are not a stoat though?
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>>84444734
Yes, thank you, now how do I make this into a powerpoint presentation after I get her pregnant
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>>84444756
You claimed animals do not fuck their families....
Right here pal >>84444719
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>>84444630
God make cousins so that we wouldn't need to fuck our siblings...
common saying in my country
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>>84444630
Why is it that families are the most fucked up groups imaginable but some of us are yoloing life as solos and we get the absolute worst situations.
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>>84444630
Have you ever had sex, anon? isajfiudsjhfudshgu
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>>84444630
First cousins really isn't that bad at all when it comes to risk of genetic defects, go for it. If you want to be extra cautious, make sure either of you aren't descended from first cousins yourselves in the last 3 or 4 generations. The risks become cumulative the more it happens within one branch of the family tree. Immediate family is when it becomes gross and risky.
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I wish I had known my female cousins at all. I wish I had hot sisters (I only have one and she's gross). My only hope is to get a gf who's into incest roleplay...
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Well you'll never be a couple, and she was drunk and probably lonely and horney. That's it. It's not deeper than that. So you're going to risk ostracism for life for just a single act of sex. No you won't become fuck buddies. It will be a one time thing then it will be awkward. You are stupid and dumb. Idiot male.
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>>84446737
Did your cousin pump and dump you, nona?
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Nobody cares if cousins fuck I've heard some of the sickest shit the prettiest families do. You are literally in hell surrounded by demons and their form of torture is to make life appear nice and happy so you constantly fall into despair infinitely when it doesn't align for you no matter what. The trick is to stop caring, become the friend of the evil clowns, and they'll treat you like a brother. Become the friend clown to those who were like you. It isn't ideal, but it's the only way you aren't tormented in hell forever.



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