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Anonymous
 No.84446082
No.84446082
>A clumsy fairy NEET has decided to shack up on your couch
What do?
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Anonymous
 No.84446129
No.84446129
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I wish I had an Airy, but good, you know? Not even a sexual thing, she's just so cute
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Anonymous
 No.84446155
No.84446155
>>84446129
Like, as a pet?
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Anonymous
 No.84446242
No.84446242
>>84446155
As a friend that accompanies me for some reason
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Anonymous
 No.84446261
No.84446261
>>84446082
Teach her how to day trade in exchange for letting her stay rent free.
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Anonymous
 No.84446271
No.84446271
>>84446082
Can you explain to me why you keep pushing this weird idea on the board and then insist on keeping these threads alive by self-bumping?
I'm not hating, I just want to understand what you want and get out of this fairy NEET thing.
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Anonymous
 No.84446287
No.84446287
>>84446261
That's pretty risky to trust her with your money anon
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Anonymous
 No.84446298
No.84446298
>>84446271
I just think it's cute
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Anonymous
 No.84446301
No.84446301
>>84446287
Not all of it, just a bit. I'm not a /biz/ gambler.
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Anonymous
 No.84446308
No.84446308
>>84446301
What if she loses it al?
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Anonymous
 No.84446312
No.84446312
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>>84446308
I'd blast her.
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Anonymous
 No.84446326
No.84446326
>>84446312
With what anonerino?
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Anonymous
 No.84446407
No.84446407
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>>84446326
Nazi propaganda, that's their weakness. Maybe my Fairyblaster 9001 if she does it again.
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Anonymous
 No.84446436
No.84446436
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>>84446407
>Sitting down a fairy in front of Nazi propaganda
That's just mean anon, you'll take away her innocence
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Anonymous
 No.84446448
No.84446448
>>84446082
https://rule34video.com/video/3780365/fairy-brainwash-factory/
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Anonymous
 No.84446515
No.84446515
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>>84446436
>he thinks the fae are innocent
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Anonymous
 No.84446675
No.84446675
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>>84446515
Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers!
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Anonymous
 No.84446703
No.84446703
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>>84446515
What did the fairies ever do to you?
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Anonymous
 No.84446717
No.84446717
>>84446703
THEY KILLED FRITZ!
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Anonymous
 No.84446739
No.84446739
>>84446082
I need that to sleep on though. I can let her sleep on my chest instead, she probably needs to body heat to stay warm anyway.
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Anonymous
 No.84446747
No.84446747
>>84446739
You sleep on your couch? Eh, it's her couch now, you can find a new place to sleep, buy a bed like a normie!
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Anonymous
 No.84447131
No.84447131
>>84446082
I cant stand NEETs desu
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Anonymous
 No.84447215
No.84447215
I'd wear her like a condom. Or at least keep her collar tethered to my genitals in some way. She can make a little nest in my pubic hair. My smell is her life now.
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Anonymous
 No.84447441
No.84447441
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put the fairy's ass in my mouth to suck on her crotch like a lollipop while she tries to escape, banging on my face and yelling at me
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Anonymous
 No.84447751
No.84447751
>>84447441
the fairy anon fears me
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Anonymous
 No.84447762
No.84447762
>>84446271
he shows up, posts threads daily for like a week then disappears for months
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Anonymous
 No.84447885
No.84447885
>>84446082
Can she whisper the answers in my ear during uni exams? or is she visible and hearable to others?
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Anonymous
 No.84448124
No.84448124
>What do?
As long as she fucks me a lot, it's golden.
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Anonymous
 No.84448526
No.84448526
>>84446082
Task her with keeping the place clean in exchange for energy drinks.
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Anonymous
 No.84448587
No.84448587
>>84448526
How is she supposed to clean up the big stuff tho
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Anonymous
 No.84448720
No.84448720
>>84448587
If she can lift an empty burger wrapper or chip bag, I can do the rare big stuff.
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Anonymous
 No.84448782
No.84448782
>>84448720
So long as its an empty chip bag she can handle it, a sock or pair of underwear would be more difficult
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Anonymous
 No.84449034
No.84449034
>>84447885
She is still visible, best you could do is hide her under your clothes
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Anonymous
 No.84449249
No.84449249
>>84448124
And if she does not, anon?
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Anonymous
 No.84449256
No.84449256
>>84446082
Pour hot water over her.
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Anonymous
 No.84449285
No.84449285
>>84449256
Why anon? That is very mean
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Anonymous
 No.84449495
No.84449495
>>84447131
Why not? It is not like she would take up much space
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