How do you avoid shitdick? It takes literally forever to clean my ass out before I do butt stuff, and I have to fast for 24 hours in advance too. The logistics of being gay just seem too much, how do you do it? And don't tell me you don't clean yourself out because that's absolutely disgusting.
>>84446346Stop ruining my board and kys.
I just exclusively trade blowjobs and frot
>>84446364cope and seethe for all eternity
>>84446375t. Shitdick McPoopyweiner
>>84446346Maybe women are different or my wife cleans her ass out without me knowing, but I regularly fuck my wife in the ass and I've not once had issues with shitdick.
>>84446415Is it spontaneous or do you tell her in advance
>>84446422It is spontaneous, although I often don't ask for it anymore, she's the one telling me to do it. I feel bad asking for something she gets no pleasure out of. She even says that she gets no pleasure out of it, but she does get really wet afterwards so I have no idea.
>>84446451Sounds like women get no pleasure out of vaginal either from what I hear. Do women even get pleasure out of anything? Thank god im gay
>>84446346>How do you avoid shitdick?I simply frot.
>>84446458What makes you attracted to men? The idea of having sex with another guy revolts me. I don't even know how women like men. My wife tells me she finds me attractive specifically because I look more feminine.
>>84446476nta but I like men's bodies and dicks, it's pretty hard to find a guy whose face I like though, but I'm a submissive and femboy-ish so for some reason that helps
>>84446476I find different kinds of men attractive for different reasons. But I suppose the one shared reason is that i find cocks to be extremely appealing and cute, meanwhile vaginas look like gross roast beef to me. I find femininity and masculinity both very attractive aslong as its a male
>>84446506>vaginas look like grossThis honestly, having sex with women just isn't appealing
>>84446506>vaginas look like gross roast beef to me.They're for fucking, not looking at.
>>84446571Then how come dicks look so cute?
>>84446618Because they haven't been completely hidden by pubic hair for the last 200,000 years of human history, so there's been some selection for dick aesthetics.
>>84446346I often wonder this too
>>84446618because you're a faggot>>84446571i've seen some self-proclaimed straight men say they don't like the look of pussies, but i think they're closeted to think that
>>84447217Porn isn't really 'real' though, the pussies you see in it like your picrel are functionally equivalent to a manufactured product. When you see a vagina irl for the first time you'll understand how some men think they're actually kind of gross
Where's the pppppp fag when we need him the most. Also I avoided shit dildos by not rapeping my ass with dildoers, honestly regular masturbation with some imagination for agp works betters than spending hours to clean my ass
hey anoni receive in anal sex and i basically have a diet that is proper for it at all times. if i'm gonna do it on a day I just don't eat the day before then i wash and make sure it's okay which it usually is and then go for it.
>>84447269I have a machine that fucks my ass and it's actually amazing but prep takes forever
>>84447298>a diet that is proper for it at all timesshare your diet pls
>>84447253i've seen several in real life, and while sure, the picture is a nice one, it's not a unicorn either (i deliberately posted one that isn't particularly rare, it's just clean with nice lighting)
>>84447303How do you cum from ass rape, I've tried many times, with many dildoers, I kinda get the pleasure but still can't cum like the good bot slut that I am
>>84447336You unironically might not be using a big enough dildo. Get one that's 7" in circumference and when you finally get it in you it feels amazing
>>84447343Most of my dildoes are too big for me desu, also 7" is pretty small. Also also also also lately I've been using one that resembles anal beads but still is a long schlong, I like that one
>>84447307basically just a lot of fiber. you can take that powdery stuff psylium husk as a supplement but basically you want a lot of low caloric high fiber food in your diet so that if you do have a bowel movement it all stays together and comes out clean
>>84447269I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED(sorry i was sleeping)>>844463461. focus on diet, try high fiber so your shit is supposed is supposed to be stay together instead of being like cake icing2. eat healthy , dont just eat anything3. its a bit of my personal thing , but i have played with my asshole a fair amount of times so i think it has grown the capability to shit out everything , which is quite relaxing>>84447269>, honestly regular masturbation with some imagination for agp works betters than spending hours to clean my assrelatable, i really havent done anal masturbation in a while it takes too much time
>>84447343huh??ive orgasmed a lot of times with 1 fingeri dont think you need to go crazy
>setting your alarm for dicks o'cock in the moaning
i've only fucked an ass once before (a woman's) and we didn't prepare in any way (not gay so wasn't aware there was any procedures besides the most obvious one of not doing it when she needs to take a shit). it was perfectly clean. as long as they have healthy shits that come out clean it should be fine
>>84446346What do you call a gay guy with diarrhea? Pre-lubed. The answer, OP, is that most gay men are ambivalent about or excited by shit.
>>84446346You get good at cleaning. There's two ways to do it, either you just use enough water to clean out the rectum which is generally sufficient for taking regular cock or smaller toys or you do a full on colonic irrigation which is what you would do for getting fisted past someone's elbow or taking xl horsecock dildos to the balls. I can get ready for regular anal in like twenty minutes, getting ready for gonzo shit that's going to leave me broken for a day or two afterwards takes up to an hour and a half. You really don't need much water to get ready to take dick. Enema volume of a liter or two is sufficient. But if you fuck up and use too much water and get it past the sigmoidal sphincter then you're fucked and now you're in for the long haul and you'll be using more like a half gallon up to a full gallon on each enema and doing multiple of them to flush out the large intestine entirely so you don't spray shitwater everywhere while you're getting fucked and kill yourself from the embarrassment. Get a shower enema nozzle. Wash out your guts fully, multiple times, with crazy amounts of water. Lube up and fuck yourself with something long when you think you're done so you can make sure there isn't still water trapped inside you. Then you're good to go.
>>84447758Absolutely not. I wouldn't savagely beat somebody for getting shit on me, accidents happen, but I would be extremely pissed off about it because it just means they're either sloppy and careless or way too inexperienced to be bottoming for anybody. The same way anyone on 4chan should lurk for two years before posting anybody that wants to get fucked up the ass should be fucking themselves regularly solo for a year or two before they actually try to bottom for anybody.
>>84447217>i've seen some self-proclaimed straight men say they don't like the look of pussies, but i think they're closeted to think thatBeing a simp loser who probably also has autogynephilia doesn't make you straight, tranny.
>is it in? my ass is so loose>I just made it past the crust hair barrier and I'm entering the crust hole, feels like I'm poking a breaded chicken cutlet with my dick>break that fucking crust hymen>i'm through, its in, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside>oh your dick in my ass is making me need to shit>shit on my dick....>im shitting *BRAAAAAAAAAALPH*>fuck shit right into my urethra....>I did blast the shit-dick spaghetti down my throat!>im shit-cumming! >*long strand of shit from his dick laces his lips*>the brown stache... i needed this>im gonna shit, I'm shitting out my ass and dick at the same time>*squeeeeBRAAAAAALLLPPHH*
