/r9k/ - how would you feel if you woke up a - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

04/27/26(Mon)23:06:53 No.84446765

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Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)23:06:53 No.84446765 Archived

how would you feel if you woke up a <5'6 manlet tomorrow

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)23:09:55 No.84446776

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)23:09:55 No.84446776

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>>84446765
I'd wake up exactly the same as I do everyday, because I'm 5'4"

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)23:12:10 No.84446788

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)23:12:10 No.84446788

I'm 6'2" but still wouldn't care because I'm ugly.

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)23:12:16 No.84446789

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)23:12:16 No.84446789

I'd be my dad who has the most handsome, tall and intelligent son in the world with the largest penis and the sharpest wit and most charm and cleverness and charisma who's also naturally funny and filthy rich

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)23:13:18 No.84446794

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)23:13:18 No.84446794

>>84446765
I'd go full femboy mode and when twink death starts i'd just troon out

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)23:13:36 No.84446796

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)23:13:36 No.84446796

>>84446765
I already am one. Makes me feel like less of a man.

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)23:13:55 No.84446799

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)23:13:55 No.84446799

>>84446765
the same as i do every day
t. 5'7"

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)23:15:23 No.84446805

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)23:15:23 No.84446805

Now im even more of a manlet. I would get asshurt at God for the humiliation ritual

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)23:20:20 No.84446818

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)23:20:20 No.84446818

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>>84446805

that fag doesn't give a fuck about fixing our suffering. he actually absorbs our loosh from it.

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)23:31:36 No.84446872

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)23:31:36 No.84446872

>get to live longer with less joint pain and people will stop asking me to grab shit from the top shelf
go for it bro just shrink my shit up

Zach !ozOtJW9BFA
04/27/26(Mon)23:46:49 No.84446931

Zach !ozOtJW9BFA 04/27/26(Mon)23:46:49 No.84446931

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YAY! I GET TO FINALLY SKATEBOARD!

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)00:11:54 No.84447039

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)00:11:54 No.84447039

>>84446765
I would touch my wife's butt and boobs and play the guitar

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)00:38:00 No.84447163

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)00:38:00 No.84447163

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>>84446765
I'm 5'9, so it can't be that much worse.

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)03:10:53 No.84447810

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)03:10:53 No.84447810

>how would you feel if you woke up a <5'6 manlet tomorrow
Just another day in hell, because I am 5'5".

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)03:11:25 No.84447814

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)03:11:25 No.84447814

I do that every day already

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)05:27:39 No.84448310

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)05:27:39 No.84448310

Why the fuck is everyone complaining like pussies when you could be reviving the nationalist socialist party

Imagine mobilizing an entire nation to build homes and wealth

Instead boomers devised an entire economy to eat us alive

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)05:43:21 No.84448364

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)05:43:21 No.84448364

>>84446765
I'd have yet another reason to feel disgusted with my body.

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)05:45:11 No.84448372

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)05:45:11 No.84448372

>>84446765
I'm already 5'5" lmao

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)05:51:23 No.84448396

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)05:51:23 No.84448396

>>84446765
Sad probably I like being 5'9

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)06:04:33 No.84448444

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)06:04:33 No.84448444

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>>84448310
>nationalist socialist
Yeah except removing the smart rich people (jews) and replacing them with poor retards (whites) has literally never worked a single time, commie

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)06:51:04 No.84448540

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)06:51:04 No.84448540

>>84447810
This

>>84448310
>reviving the nationalist socialist party
Manlets can't mobilize a crowd anymore, everyone will just say it's napoleon complex

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)06:54:01 No.84448554

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)06:54:01 No.84448554

>>84448310
>Why the fuck is everyone complaining like pussies when you could be reviving the nationalist socialist party
They'd probably euthanise me for being a manlet