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So I actually had sex with Chad today. It was a weird experience.

Im genuinely surprised he took notice of me to begin with desu. I think Im pretty, but Im not Stacy, nor do I wear a shirt that says "Im a whore. Come fuck me" like many Stacys do. Im also not the most socially competent person. I guess Im just a little surprised he chose me instead of a different girl.

He is really is a nice guy. Good looking too. He has big muscles, but isn't some Andrew Tate faggot like I thought he was gonna be.

He first came up to me a few weeks ago and asked for my number. Today was our fifth date. Somehow, he got me into his bed. The sex was great, although I didnt orgasm.

I guess I dont know how to feel about this. I think I might a slut for agreeing to sex this early on. Although I did like the sex, idk if I want it again.
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is he taking you seriously or just messing around? you might just be dating a handsome guy and getting insecure
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>>84447314
Most typical fembot post ever
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>>84447320
I think he is taking me seriously. Its hard to tell. My issue is that this seems really early for sex.
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>>84447314
why do you have to come to my incel board and fucking post this. I'd rather see BBC threads than read this shit
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>>84447330
no matter how early it is, once it's done the relationship has already reached that level of commitment.
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>>84447358
lol what? Youre sad because youre reminded that you dont get pussy?
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>>84447372
Why is that surprising to you
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>>84447364
Thats part of what concerns me. I still dont know if I can trust him yet, and yet I let him clap my cheeks.
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>>84447372
glee all you want to you psychopathic slut, you will be be a chad's cum and dump and nothing more and then I will laugh at you like you laughed at me.
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>>84447314
>I think I might a slut for agreeing to sex this early on.
Correct.
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>>84447314
>>84447323
>>84447358

Holy fuck, I hope this is bait. This bitch is joking posting this content here, right?
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>>84447385
>Thats part of what concerns me. I still dont know if I can trust him yet, and yet I let him clap my cheeks.
but you did let him clap your cheeks. now make something better of it.
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>>84447395
I realize this place is mostly for losers, which is why lurk here. To repeat myself, Im surprised he noticed me at all. I dont get approached by guys, and Ive only had sex like one other time. This whole situation is weird to me.
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>>84447314
You weren't already a virgin? What do the dates consist of?
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>>84447403
Like what? What do I do? Do I let him do it again? Do I break up with him? Im not even sure if "break up" is the right phrase. Are we even a couple at this point? I know nothing of dating
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>>84447409
hot girls are an expensive restaurant, r9k posting women are a cheap burger king meal. put the burger king crown on and pat yourself on the back for being cheap and easy
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Autistic anons who arr the shittiest judge of character since they don't interact at all? Who would gave thought? Every "Chad" I knew were really nice guys. That's compared to autists like /r9k/ who claim to be nice, but are some of the most entitled and mean people.
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>>84447424
I'm saying that you are a couple now and invested enough that if you didn't want to go on another date you'd probably have to "break up" with him. that said, if you think he's literally chad and you like him why would you want to leave?
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>>84447412
I had sex like one other time with a different guy a few years ago. The first four dates Chad took me on was coffee, then dinner twice, and then the park. Today he wanted to show me his apartment. It was nice. He obviously cleaned up, because theres no way anyone is that cleanly. We were on the couch watching a movie and talking when he started to put the moves on me. Recall, im super socially awkward and dont get approached by guys, so I got super flustered. In the heat of the moment I let him. He didnt do anything wrong
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>>84447432
Does this mean im ugly, shallow, or just retarded?
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>>84447432
Ive never had a guy take me to Burger King, im so ugly
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>>84447449
Thats a fair claim actually. People here suck. I will however say that many Chad looking guys listen to Andrew Tate level faggotry, which is cringe.
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girls like you only need a tiny bit attention from a tall guy and he gets to use you like a cumrag and now youre worried that you are indeed a cumrag, which you are. imagine falling for the number approach. who do you think asks for number from people they just see passing by? people who will use you as a cumrag. he knew noithing about you, nothing that could make him want you other than you having a vagina and your OK looks
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>>84447483
hello m'burger kween
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>>84447454
I dont know. Im not sure if I want this. Would a real Chad want sex on the fifth date? Would anyone but a whore have sex on the fifth date?
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>>84447505
he was probably fucking other women while he was taking you out and working on fucking you. dont you understand how these guys work by now? how are you in r9k if you dont get this. if you want to be chads #24 fuck hole by all means have fun youre going to do it anyway
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>>84447314
Go girl!!! You are so valid!
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>>84447314
Shut up cheap slut, nobody cares about you getting pump n dumped by Chad
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>>84447505
>Would a real Chad want sex on the fifth date? Would anyone but a whore have sex on the fifth date?
yeah
guys are horny and honestly 5th date is pretty standard if you're gonna have a sexual relationship.
don't sabatoge yourself this wasnt a hookup
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>>84447314
are you a mtf trans?
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Yeah i bet it felt like a weird experience taking a man up the chutney you fuckin poofter hahaha
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>5th date is too early for sex
What the fuck is wrong with you faggots.
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>>84447541
No im not a tranny
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>>84447544
Worse, you're a disposable cock sleeve
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>>84447544
Did you dress up in girly clothes at least? You can do that without being a tranny its the 21st century
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>/r9k/ proves this yet again
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>>84447558
you got pumped and dumped by chad and he probably ghosted you and now youre here. put the burger king crown on
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>>84447558
Except the girl is a used up slut with no value
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>>84447569
Body count: 1, my fiance.

>burger king crown
The only adults I've seen who wear those were complete autists.

>>84447570
>"used up slut with no value"
Meanwhile, is still able to get into relationships while robots spend their days sulking on anonymous image fishing forum.
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>>84447584
bet you dont count sucking dicks as a "body" so yea im guessing youve sucked a minimum of 13 penises
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>>84447314
Damn, will you suck my dick as well if I act nice to you?
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Maybe I'm a manwhore but fifth date doesn't seem too early for premarital sex at all, presuming you have it.

Seems standard to even slow. Good on you autisticfemanon, you just got nice sex with an attractive man. Are you worried he'll ghost you now? Do you want more out of this?
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>>84447594
Nope. Just one. Keep being delusional and stick to your memes, anon.
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>>84447630
digitally crossdressing a woman is the first step towards transitioning, good luck future troon
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>>84447639
>proves it by posting more typical delusional memes
Okay, anon. Whatever you think.
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>>84447652
you actually look like the guy on the right in that comic dont you
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>>84447314
You should definitely be with him until you get an orgasm.
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LOCAL WOMAN GETS SEX JUST FOR EXISTING

IMMEDIATELY RUNS TO TELL GROUP OF SEXLESS MEN
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>>84447689
that is a fucking tiny ass picture
here anon, have a (mildly) higher res one instead
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>LOOK I HAD SEX WITH CHAD GIVE ME ATTENTION GIVE ME ATTENTION GIVE ME ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ATTENTION
Women truly are insane
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>>84447314
>Im a whore. Come fuck me
yes you posted it here instead of wearing the shirt. stfu + gtfo of my board
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>>84447825
you mean you wont fund her femcel fundraiser????
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>>84447314
i am sex. i am pizza



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