The reason marriages fail in 90% of cases is due to the husband refusing to eat his wife's ass.
>>84447415If it wasn't a health hazard, I wouldn't mind eating the butts of women. Or eating pussy for that matter, but it's so close to the butthole.It's something only hot in theory.
>>84447415My wife has never asked me to eat her ass.Not that it's stopped me but she doesn't find much pleasure in it
>>84447415Eating ass is where I draw the line. I'll eat pussy all day, but I'm not sticking my tongue on nobody's poophole, not even my own.
I ate ass and got Bells palsy for a month
>>84447415>90 percent>source: My ass
>>84447415Why would a woman(the group who does not like sex with men) enjoy sex acts by a man? Next you're going to say they like pornFucking herb in all fieldsLow quality ass spam And marriages fail because women aren't into men and women are objectively annoying as fuck
>>84447415i've never heard such assitry in my life
>>84447415Oh man, here we go. Most women are disgusting in the first place for men to do that. I always hated buttholes and feet until i found my current gf, who im madly in love with her and she gets my dick so hard it even hurts. I suck on her feet, i lick her asshole, i feast on her pussy, i suck her tits like if i were in the middle of the desert dying of thirst. Its in the instinct of a man to tease and borderline rape his significant one. If your bf doesnt stick his tongue into your anus until he tickles your colon, i have bad news for you: you are the problem. Same as when women dont want to suck a guys dick. Retard
>>84447415One time while eating my wife out she grabbed my head and pushed me down towards her asshole. I wish she'd do it again.
>>84447415I would gladly eat ass all day but foids still won't date me.
>>84447415Most women don't get married to the kind of guys they'd be excited to do kinky stuff with. That stuff if for the hot guys they hook up with, not the hubby, unless they happen to have the hook up guy become their hubby.
>>84447415>The reason marriages fail in 90% of cases isbecause WANIM. Women can't live their lives with a man they're not physically attracted to and even then they grew tired of them.
>>84447415Marriage fails because it's shit.
