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this student of the way of fish survived an attempt on his life
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>go to russian state bakas to do document stuff
>it goes well, this fish is a REAL member of Rus
>decide to do a 3h city walk
>walkerooo, almost cry because of how ugly this city is, even my ghetto is prettier
>be at sum upper middle class living area
>need to cross a road
>there is a suv far away but its the kind of street where cars have to be really slow so i cross it
>in the middle of the road i see in the corner of my eye that the suv got heckin close
>confused as one is when sucker punched baka stops to take a look and understand what is going on
>car is really fast, think le "i am about to be hit, this is it" X start slowly walking
>then think le "baka this isnt ze fated end. you can still try to avoid this. being slow would be suicide"
>jogged to the other side, car almost hit me
>after missing me the car heckin stops and the w*man driver shouts insults at me
>mutter to myself le "stupid bitch" and keep walking like nothing has happened
she wanted to kill me
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maybe this fish will try to do the first true server setup today. until now baka was just messing around with it to figure stuff out. and i need to switch ze vpn provider. i NEED port forwarding to good boy points maxx by perma sneeding ntr kino to my brothers. they will do le "may god bless this gentleman who sneeds this kino to me" which will gib this fish lots of cosmic good boy points baka can use to luck maxx
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this fish HATES closed trackers and will never try to join one unless its data collecting troon free (basically all of them are controlled by data collecting troons who DEMAND you to doxx yourself)
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also during the walk baka tried sum 0.5l coca cola for 2 europoor coins. stuff was really mid. tea is so much more bussin
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this fish loves his t440p
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the warrior monk training has been completed for today... baka needs to buy a fan...
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the clothes have been washed X the pizza is in ze oven
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the pizza is in the tummy...
>can only buy the vpn with america style card or crypto
whyyy. this fish cant buy. i guess i could make a revolut account and use le temporary america style debit cards for it they gib but i am kind of scared the neet office will crash out about it. they already accuse me of stealing buxx
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this fish *needs* to do a trip to poland
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maybe i will get a 4tb hdd instead of a 8tb one. i am not a mentally ill hoarder so 4tb will probs be enough for sum time



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