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Why not turn to Christ and become trad based Catholic
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Because I don't believe in a magic sky fairy and don't want to donate 10% of my income to a cabal of pedophilic geriatrics. Pretty straight forward
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>>84450101
Ur lonely faggor who's a pedo
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I find ideas like eternal life, nature being opposed to good, and procreation being encouraged very disagreeable to the point I wouldn't ever be able to fully convince myself of the religion
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>>84450085
>Why not turn to Ialdabaoth and become gay
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>>84450085
you can stick it up your ass
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>>84450085
>why don't you become a kosher approved goy
Because I refuse to worship jews and give up my soul free of charge to Yaweh the astral demonigger
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>>84450133
Nice comeback idiot, I hope you rot in your imaginary hell for choosing the wrong image of God to worship
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OP, we can tell you are talking to yourself
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we used to have to go into a tiny room just like this with a priest and close the door and confess a sin which i always, always had to completely make up because i wasnt even a bad kid (yet) and then close my little eyes and open my little mouth and have a communion wafer placed onto my little tongue.
can you believe that? they werent even gluten-free!
catholic imagery is really, really strange and our rituals are very magickal and voodoo like for some reason.
>https://youtu.be/n6P0SitRwy8?si=i9a3fG7Vtji3TRnX
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>>84450085
Because cucktholics are idol worshippers
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>>84450274
jesus christ superstar!
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>>84450085
Jesus constantly said to not worship him and somehow christians completely ignore his teachings and worship him like absolute retards
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>>84450085
Because God isn't real and basing my entire life around TikTok trends seems unfulfilling, probably.
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>>84450309
>Jesus constantly said to not worship him
Post 1 Bible verse that says that
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>>84450085
>Catholic
lmao one of the only groups of Christians that's definitely going to hell if christianity was true
have catholics even read the bible
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Because like most people you are doomed to mediocrity.
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>>84450137
If nature is good, why would procreation be bad? Procreation is the most natural act there is.
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>>84450579
>have catholics even read the bible
We study it in school, unlike (You)
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>>84450263
Confession served a role in society similar to therapy today. The idea is to watch yourself constantly and make sure you don't fall into bad habits.
>i wasnt even a bad kid (yet)
Sin is anything that deviates from what Jesus would do. You did sin as a kid and you had plenty of things to confess. Making up things to say at confession is a sin.
>communion
It's a Jewish blood ritual. The sacrifice of Jesus is replicated every mass when people eat the body and blood of Christ. Every "serious" religion has magical voodoo rituals they do. It's just something you have to accept as a religious person.
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>>84451633
I mean, evangelicals are going to hell with them anon
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>>84450085
Pagan religions are way more fun and serve the same role of inflicting pro-social psychosis
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>>84451669
they made us do that every (forgive me jesus) fucking week! imagine being just a kid and being forced to do things you dont want to
do..
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>>84450477
the whole thing with satan baiting jesus into becoming a superhero? or do you not understand anything unless its stated literally?
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>>84450085
Because most of my ancestors were orthodox or some shit
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Because the church and organized religion are nothing but gatekeepers to the divine. They prey on our natural inclination to seek what is good and holy to control us. But the truth is that God is within us all. You don't need a priest or clergy to have a connection to heaven. You don't need to worship or obey anyone, and doing so will not preserve your soul. In fact it is the exact opposite of what god wants. You're not a slave. You need to actually embody goodness and godliness, make positive moral choices and take action to benefit other people and the world. That's literally what Jesus was teaching, and they killed him for it.
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>>84450085
I don't really find a man being tortured to death very convincing. And there's so many different versions of his stories, no way this could be the 'word of god'
IRL pseudojesuite people make up stupid rules and habits out of these fables that cause more harm than good, especially in mad USA.
Have you ever even considered all the religions that humans beilieve in, to make at least an informed choice? Why do you think you could find truth and enlightenment without having seriously searched for it? You really believe it can be right just because everybody around you says so?
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>>84451591
it's not necessarily good, and in some cases i oppose what is natural (like having children today), but the way it's treated so antagonistically in what little i've read really doesn't sit well with me.
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Christians are the most normalfag people around, when they are talking about being tolerant and loving your neighbor they are talking about feeding Africans to social signal everyone how good they are.

They are one of the most prejudiced people over small things. They will exclude any robot from their social groups the moment they find out you are unemployed and you are into vidya or other problematic hobbies.
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>>84450085
Because I am a protestant.
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>>84450085
Because that is cucked and is for mongoloids. If a good chunk of your followers are black and hispanic then it's not worth following.
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>Turn to jews
No thank you
>become trad based pedophile
Def no thank you.
Glad your religion is dying. May christ's name be spoken for the last time soon.
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>>84452616
Christ was a cool dude but the satanic religion using his name is pure evil. I'm glad that christianity is dying and people are learning what Jesus was really about.



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