Millennials, can you just be honest for a secondYou don't look 20, you don't look like a teenagerSure, you look better than gen x and boomers did at your age, but we can all see the bloat, dried out skin, collagen loss and thinning hair>b-b-but gen z!just stop... you're never gonna be able to return to your youthful 20s look, you lost your collagen and you're too old for the looksmaxxing and antiageing trendthere's nothing wrong with looking your age, just please stop the copeyou fucked up by not taking the initiative when you were wrong and you're gonna have to live with that
>when you were wrongwhen you were young**
>>84450614>bloat, dried out skin, collagen loss and thinning hairMan I'm glad I stay at a healthy BMI, do skincare every day and have a full head of thick hair.
What initiative? We did take it.
>>84450614Why do zoomers place so much importance on turning 30t. 37yo wizard
>>84450614Do I need to care how I look and to whom? I have a wife who's taller than me. I've already won a game that most of you didn't know that you could play.
Stop fretting over people 10 years older than you. Give me your dick or stfu and stay outta my lane, zoomie. Also stop frowning so much it'll give you wrinkles, toots. Tah tah
>>84450614>you lost your collagenCollagen supplements exist lol
>"Wake up Ay-non, it's time to post your spirit animal."
What? My spirit animal? Who said that?
>>84450758This man has been carded his entire life
>>84450614I'm 30 and people usually think I'm early 20s. Idk what you people eat cause I drink alcohol almost daily. Maybe it's your goyslop diet
>>84450758This guy is so funny. Makes me crack up
People were calling me boss and now that I take estrogen they say "young man" . I'm deaging
>>84451098youre boss baby now
>>84450783no they dontwe can all see those nasolabial folds and large pores
>>84451189Hyaluronic acid and niacinamide fix those ezpz.
>>84450614>we can all see the bloat, dried out skin, collagen loss and thinning hairI agree with you, however in fairness I had these traits even at 20.The secret to youth is a high fiber and high fat diet.
>>84451222Fiber is indigestible cellulose that saps nutrient away from your body why the fuck would it help you retard ? Which instagram grifter did you get that from ?
>>84450614>bloat, dried out skin, collagen loss and thinning hairLol.Lmao.Damn, it feels good to be a 34 year old black male.>Black don't Crack
>>84450614both you and the people claiming they look half their age arent in on the shtick, OPwhen people tell each other they're young it's usually being nice to a clearly underdeveloped or malnourished person. Sometimes it's for the plain purpose of being nice when you have nothing to compliment someone with. It's social signalling that autists here take seriously, this is the place with the biggest concentration of people claiming to look 20 at 40. Whether it's autistic misunderstanding of what ive clarified or if it's wishful thinking or pure mental illness depends on the case
>>84450614KEK, post this on /v/
>>84451263Or /fit/ Imagine the pure seethe for 100 replies before jannies themselves start malding and delete it
>>84451189I guess everyone just acts surprised whenever I say I'm 30 just to mess with me
>>84451312Surprised because you are a zoomer and zoomers look older than us millennials usually
i have personally found the fountain of youth i am invincible and with that invincibility i vow to troll oldfags online
>>84451343I can confirmThis guy drinks my semen for youthmaxxing hence the fountain euphemism
>>84451084its funny but then you realize hes dead serious
>>84451404no he's not lol, he's engagement baiting because it makes decent money in the third world now
>>84451480He is serious. He always seethes at comments
Honestly I don't give a shit about Zoomers but it's flattering you think so much about us.
>>84450614I look fucking great zoomie, cope and seethe :)
>>84450614you act like zoomers wont age, that's pretty funny because not even celebrities and actors who depend on their youth age like shit
>>84451711we've already seen how they age.
>>84450614I am 30 and look exactly my age. There is literally nothing wrong with growing older. I already did all the young people stuff like party and fuck and do drugs and be homeless and fight and start a band and all that. A lot of zoomers and millennials are obsessed with age and ageing because they feel like they "missed out" on important milestones, which is fair.
>>84451708Wow you do look 20 :) you're so young and firm and fertile *plap plap plap*But seriously this happened to me with my n+1, everyone guessed her age as 25 when she's like 32 besides me and the other 20yo guy, she went as far once as to make me pinch her tummy (to "see how tight it is my skin is so youthful teehee") and and biceps This is such a cheatcode with millennials if you want to get between their pants for females or have their mouth on your dick for males, just tell them how young they are even if they're pushing 40. I wonder what kind of boomer abuse rape trauma causes this
>>84451711No one acts like zoomers dont age. You'll rarely ever see someone at 24 claiming to look 19 when it's a closer jump than claiming to look like a highschool graduate/college freshman at 40
>>84451759why would i want a man to suck my dick?nigga u gay
>>84451776Men arent attractive but making someones dad or someones son get on their knees and swallow penis is hot when you look at it from this angle
>>84451785Actually that's abominable
>>84451726A lot did. The shitty economy and job market took their youth away from them.Zoomers also had the problem of being a ridiculously small generation with most of them growing up as only children with no other kids their in their neighborhood.
>>84451808I didn't even think about that, yeah. Birth rates being lower means that there are just fewer peers in your cohort. That would be pretty lonely. Increased immigration to fill in the gaps would also mean that, regardless of your background, you would be surrounded by people you aren't familiar with and don't share a culture with.
>>84450614I don't look 20, but I think I look 30-35 on good days and barely legals have let me smash. So. Yeah.
>>84451799Consenting adults none of ur business chud
>>84450614Whats important is we look better than zoomers do at 25 and especially when they turn 30
>>84451785NIGGA THATS GAYU GOT MALE LIPS AROUND YOUR COCK BROITS GAYIF I SNEAK A PIC OF THAT AND SEND IT TO YOUR DAD HE'LL DISOWN YOU FOR BEING GAYNIGGA U GAY
>>84451833Yeah that's fine but people don't hate you because you're gay, they hate you because you're faggots. Like I don't run around at church going "i'm a shaaark my wife sucks my diiick i'm a shaaaaaaaark" it's simply not discussed within polite company but then YOU faggots...
>>84451856Seething millennial
>>84451862Rude gen zed
>>84451773literally op is saying he wont age because of skincare and looksmaxxing you fucking retard
>>84451708>I've woreThe devil in the details
>>84451849>IF I SNEAK A PIC OF THATare you watching from the closet again
>>84451874Point out exactly where he said it without overreaching
>>84451895>you're too old for the looksmaxxing and antiageing trendthe implication is that they missed out on antiaging, and unlike zoomer they wont age like shit. Capiche? You zoomers are in for a rude awakening when you realize no amount of skin care is saving you from the agepill
>>84451929So what you're saying is OP never claimed to look younger than he is. Sorry you're upset about being wrong hope you have a great day. Anger and resentment arent optimal for aging
I didn't look 20 when i was 20.
>>84451935holy reading comprehension you're genuinely a fucking moron lmao fucking zoomers
>>84451949You're too angry to try and discuss such matters with strangers online. Ill be down to educate you on why you dont look 25 at 35 and never will if you promise me to calm down
>>84451967that was never a point of contention nor did I ever said OP claimed he didn't look his age. I'm angry because you're dumb as fuck. Saying Youre mad bro you're so mad bro, doesn't change the fact that you can't even read what i'm sayhing
>>84451995he's trolling but too low iq to know how to bait effectively and you're equally retarded for biting anyway
>>84451995You did right here >>84451874 as a reply to this >>84451773And now >>84452030 you're trying to save face by samefagging. I'm sorry again you're upset not everyone is willing to play your fetch game of pretending you look like a highschooler as a salaryman. This is my last reply until you calm down.
>>84450614>Millennials, can you just be honest for a second>You don't look 20, you don't look like a teenager>Sure, you look better than gen x and boomers did at your age, but we can all see the bloat, dried out skin, collagen loss and thinning hairIdk man. I'm 40 and early 20 year old zoomer girls think I'm late 20s or early 30s. I'm going to start asking them how old do I look and when they tell me 32 I'm going to say how did you know? >t. 45
>>84452339Yes just like everyone in this website
>>84450639They're so dumb lol. mid 20s/late 20s and mid 30s look about the same.
>>84452349Cope, zoomcel/man-hating foid.
>>84452339Yup. Just like everyone in this website
>>84452359Wrong, you're supposed to look 19 in your mid30s
>>84451708>>84451718brutalIn the future after we win we need to make a dress code for women where they have complete protection from the sun. Big sun hats and breathable onesies, maybe even silk gloves. It can be as colorful as they like, as long as it covers everything. It protects their modesty as well as we are also restoring trad values.
>>84450614ok nigger and you don't look like pic related and if you do I'd fuck your ass
>>84450614I literally look like that, same hair too, what the flying fuck?
>>84450758He doesn't not look 37. And he only looks 17 in like a bad way. Like an annoying immature teenager. Actually, I'd say he looks more like 12. But also 37 at the same time. Like they strapped a 12 year old down on a hot roof and just let the sun cure their skin into leather. It's all very uncanny and uncomfortable to look at, really. It's like he's got some Benjamin Button syndrome going on.
>>84450614They can still go to Turkey and at least get a hair transplant. They can also get some treatments for their skin to at least increase their youthful look. That said the most they can likely turn back the clock is 5-7 years.
>>84452359People age in stages. Once you're 25 you lose that youthful glow and likely gain weight. Once you're in your 40s you start to get gray hairs and get more wrinkles. 50 is when you can start looking either old or like you're in your late 30s
>>84450614Of course I don't look young, I couldn't really care however It's not like I looked particularly good when I was young either
>>84452728He looks 40.
>>84451718>100% cared for perfect teeth>but my shit-tier skin is my personality teehee :^)insufferable
>>84451718Did she do all that livin' on fucking Tatooine? Jesus.
>>84452359I peaked at 25, was norwooding a little but I basically looked like a younger Kiefer Sutherland, by 35 I was norwood 3 and looked like the cockmongler. Sometimes I want to rope thinking about how insecure I was about my looks at 25 and how quickly I left my prime.
I have never seen such young men
>>84450614You don't look anything like the dweeb in your pic related either and you're young so it's even sadder.
>>84454026How the fuck are you balding at 35?
I dont know a single millennial who acts like they aren't aging. Even the single ones.
>>84450614>you're too old for the looksmaxxing and antiageing trendhow do i get started if i am the correct age?
>bitches haven't been doing looksmaxxing and anti-aging since age 12 when they found out about cell turnover deathsucks to suck
>>84451718every time i see this i just know she has had a melanoma scare before and her dermatologist makes bank>>84452374why does your ai image look so particularly uncanny here? she looks like a sim. also this is just literally anywhere but the west where tans = money for leisurely vacations
>>84450614When I tell people I'm 30 they literally laugh at me
>>84450614>there's nothing wrong with looking your age, just please stop the copeAnon it's not cooez it's bants to make zoomers seeth. It's meme itself already
>>84450758i still cant believe hes rotting in a ditch somewhere in iran
>>84451718white people need to understand that fhe sun hates them
>You don't look 20, you don't look like a teenagerNo shit. I rapidly baldceled in my 20s, so I look permanently middle aged and I'm still just a few months away from reaching that stage of life. There's certain meetings where I'll bother to wear a collared shirt, but I am so Black Pilled on life, and perma-NEET, that I just wear what's comfortable and available. In my late 20s, when I still had hope of escaping NEETdom permanently, I tried to dress a suit more, but it eventually became clear that I was too autist to ever be a normie, so I gave that up. I don't really give a shit about ageing, as I have looking forward to dying in my 50s (as my folks did) for over a decade already. I haven't gotten any benefit of the 'daddy' thing with younger women, but perhaps I'll finally escape inceldom in my forties. Yeah, right.
>>84451718Could be that the acne concoctions she's using dried out her skin
>>84450614>too old for the looksmaxxing and antiageing trendDo zoomers think they invented lookmaxxing? I was on PSL forums when I was in high school and I'm 31 now. You guys really can't invent anything original, huh?
>>84454891Brown people need to understand we hate them.
>>84450614The zoomer envy of millennials is reaching new heightsThey are scrambling for anything to hold over their heads to prove their generation is not objectively worse in every way and age is all they really have in the end but as they get older too that also becomes less significant
>>84450614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff0oWESdmH0>>84450758Why are you posting minors creep
>>84453488>People age in stages. Once you're 25 you lose that youthful glow and likely gain weight.I am literally the inverse of this, I was a fat obese kid al my life but at 25 I lose weight DRASTICALLY and I look like a model now or something, The problem now is that I have the face of a child.
>>84450614OP is jealous they ALREADY look over than Millennials.
Damn, OP got BTFO by a Millennichad judging by this thread.>44>Look early thirties>got multiple teen girls wanting my dick
>>84450614That's funny nigra I got carded and mill-zoomer girls think I'm 20 years younger at 43(And I'm not afraid of the sun neither).
>>84451711Old and greyer than me and I'm 43, bruh and also 17 - year old looks 19 that works.He needs to get on my level once he hit 43 and look 22 -23.
>anecdote anecdote anecdoteWow so riveting 4chan
>>84450614I'm 21 and I think millenial women are hotter than women my age
>>84450614I would post a picture of me to shut your whore mouth, but i dont wanna get banned fron /r9incel/. I have a ton of fun shitposting here to make zoomies like you seethe.>t. 34 yo chad
>>84455457Nice, good taste baby
>>84450743And why do you think the collagen you ingest goes directly to your skin? Collagen can go to many other parts of the body.
>>84455457bump, gen z women are the 2nd most spoiled, ignorant, insufferable, self absorbed group of people next to boomers being the 1st, late millennial women are genuine angels
>>84455360Amazing that you read my post and immediately started coping exactly as i said... you millennials are so fucking sad and pathetic>WE TOTALLY LOOK YOUNG BROS!!NO. YOU. DONT. ACCEPT IT
>>84450614You know this site is just millennials because these bait threads get more traction than zoomer threads. Op is most likely one himself.
