>Chad friend sets me up with a 10/10 20yo kinda slutty but not a girlboss, a humble girl pacient with me, told her I am shy>doesn't care, still begs me to go on a date with her she calls me and tells me I'm cute>go>meet chad friend she comes 10 min later>See her eyebrows raise like crazy after giving her my socials>I say almost nothing, just 1 or 2 worded communication>she just says ok and sips her drink from the straw looking away, even though her glass is empty by now>we go to the club she just twerks like crazy>chad frustrated by this point, takes my hand and makes me touch her pussy, she actually laughs>she gets blackout drunk because chad straight up asks her to fuck me and she rubs her head saying "sure, if he wants to" then she keeps drinking>"you can tell she is horrified of fucking just like you that's why she drinks so hard" chad tells me>tell them I can't because I don't have the balls right now>sit around like a loser for 10 mins in the club>i tell them goodbye and leave, they probably fucked after because they were both drinking and I was the one driving>Check her the next day>GhostedLmao so even if it works out, it don't actually work out. Fuck I'm such a pathetic loser. Look at those streamers N3on, Adin ross, Speed. If I had 1% of their social skills I could have been everyone's boss where I live. What a sad fate to be an autistic loser. Even if I managed to get hard and fuck her it would have been probably as non consensual as fucking a hooker
she most likely just wanted you for a free meal and entertainment. a lot of women treat dating as entertainment
>>84451112Being treated like a pet project is fucking weird, no doubt about it.
>>84451124Well I did spend 200 bucks that night you are most definetly right in that regard. But doesn't cut off the fact that if I had been a normal human being she'd have been my go to contact whenever I wanted some, that's just unspokenly true
>>84451112Yep, that's pretty damn autistic, anon.Good news is you got some experience, so you'll be more comfortable next time. You're lucky to have a friend who is looking out for you like this. Most autists don't get that. Treasure your Chad friend, tell him something like "thanks for taking me out man, it was a lot of fun, sorry I fumbled, looking forward to next time." Make him feel good and keep this guy in your life, he is a real friend and they don't come easy. If you lose him, you're probably doomed forever.So here's my advice for next time: STOP FUCKING THINKING. SHUT YOUR BRAIN THE FUCK OFF, GIVE IN TO YOUR ANIMAL INSTINCTS AND DO WHAT COMES NATURAL. That's literally all you have to do.
>>84451112You forced the hand of your chad friend, it sounds like he tried to let you just be yourself but by the end it was obvious he needed to push things for you and even then you fucked it up>Look at those streamers N3on, Adin ross, Speed>Adin rosswatch his earlier streams, the dude was a charisma void who always sounded unsure of himself, he is a jewish plant so dont try to mimic his behaviour
>>84451186>DO WHAT COMES NATURALRape rape rape
>>84451112At least you have a chad friend that tried to help instead of just trying to constantly mog you until you kys or cut the friendship
>>84451112This reminds me of that nature photographer where the leopard seal thought he was a retarded seal so it started bringing him penguins.
>>84451186For a brief moment I felt I could watch porn and not feel envy lol or felt even kinda superior when hearing incels moan. But I am back at square one now I guess.>>84451248Yeah I did, while driving I heard him tell her "please fuck him I will pay for your *inaudible bc music* for the next 6 months, I'll give you whatever you want you promise me you'll fuck him?" and she just like yeah yeah.He later told me she is dying for him but he doesn't give 2 shits about her because she is too nice, he only like the crazy nympho ones. He did tell me I am too nice, she obviously is like 99.9% of sane women she just wants a man not a submissive little bitch, he said that's my problem, caring too much
>>84451435I'm not sure if the same rank or kind of retardedness counts here but that story sounds hilarious, looking into it
>>84451435based chad seal
>>84451186>DO WHAT COMES NATURALfor autistic fucks like us nothing of this shit comes naturali need step by step instructions with details and preferably explaining images or i will spill spaghetti everywhere
>>84451590Like anon says, that's because you're overthinking. You are basically a chimp with a modded brain that lets you think about higher concepts. Turn off the higher concepts part of your brain when it's mating time and go ooga booga.
based. npcs btfo
