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What do females mean when they say they can smell masturbation on men? Are they smelling man musk? As soon as you start fapping you know you get that strong release of musk, it's all pheromones. Are they smelling pheromone residue. How common is it, have they all experienced this?

And most importantly, STOP. Invasion of privacy. I always try to convince females that we can smell when they ovulate, but they never fall for it. It's pretty sick and disgusting though females think it's okay to sniff away at my pheromones for free.
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is this retarded shit the best you could do?
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I mean, at least this is not a braindead general the cum guzzlers are spamming
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>>84451236
But you can smell women. Try using the toilet after them even when they've just peed and it will be unavoidable. They smell "warm"
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>>84451243
>>84451247
Why do I never get an answer? I just want detail on this free pheromone huffing females are participating in at my expense.
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>>84451294
all of it is made up bullshit
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>>84451236
Which females say this, exactly? Point them out.
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>>84451302
>>84451308
Females say this. I have seen a... this is embarrassing, but I've seen a female vtuber reacting to a shoe0nhead video and both of them affirm this is real.
And I've seen an r9k thread say the same thing years ago about getting horny when the boy nextdoor smells of masturbation. I don't really feel like finding the shoe0nhead video, maybe I will and even the reaction. Here's an r9k thread
Females refuse to elaborate on this.

This was actually the first time I heard of it: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/58639261/#58639261
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>>84451344
>Females refuse to elaborate on this.
because they can't they are just messing with you
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>>84451352
Nice try female, you're not being absolved of sin this way. You're invading on my private time. If you wanna sniff sniff my masculine musk you will ask me properly, not getting your little secret sniffs in to shlick to later. I'm not an object for your pleasure. Don't smell me!
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>>84451308
That is primarily what women refer to when they talk about taking a shower. A neet doesnt smell because of work or exercise. The goonstank stacks.
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If we could contain the musk in a capsule and release it all at once, we would win
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>>84451344
>vtuber reacting to a shoe0nhead
Nice sources lel. Vtubers are fake characters and shoe is bald, therefore her opinion doesn't count.
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>>84451370
Boys smell nasty in general unless they constantly shower. That's just gross body odor. That's different from masturbation smell. I've never smelled a bad smelling female. Apparently their pussies stink and they can smell their own pussies, but I've never smelled that either.
Fapping always creates a nice manly stench, it's a natural affect that helps sedate any girl you might be forcing into sex.
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>>84451365
nvm this is your gooner fantasy. im ashamed to have fallen for it
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>>84451397
>A neet doesnt smell because of work or exercise
What sticks to them is the masturbation smell
>I've never smelled a bad smelling female.
Lucky you but they do be smelling. Their hygiene is often subpar, personal and their surroundings ie febreeze girls.
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>>84451401
That's it, I'm finding the shoe0nhead video. You're really making me do it.
And it's so stupid if you look online for info there's conflicitntinth things. Then someone put an entry on KnowYourMeme.com and said women smelling masturbation is a meme that comes from a 2022 twitter post... really? Well I just linked that r9k thread from 2020, so stupid. It's real.
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>>84451397
>Apparently their pussies stink and they can smell their own pussies, but I've never smelled that either.
I've sniffed some dirty panties. They vary a lot from woman to woman. Some are gross, some are meh, some are so damn good I'd do nothing but keep on sniffing forever if I could.
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>>84451422
Here u go u dumb faggot
if women had bloodhound noses they wouldn't ask this question
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>>84451476
Seen this screenshot before and this is deranged neurotic bragging, I swear to christ.
and women wonder why guys care about virginity.
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>>84451476
That post isn't about smelling masturbation, in fact the female is talking about how cum has an extremely strong smell and is worried that other people can smell it. Because she can smell it!

I'm sure some females haven't experienced the smell of masturbation on men, I asked at the beginning how common it is. I know of two confirmed girls who have said they have smelled it. You can find stupid posts on twitter of women saying they can as well, and stupid internet posts saying they can't.
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>>84451498
Why would a woman brag about being ravaged by a man? Sex is rather shameful for them, they don't brag about how much sex they have.
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>>84451528
>thinking a woman would miss any opportunity for attention, good or bad
You don't know women.
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>>84451236
I think anons dont be cleaning themselves properly so they already got that funk and when they jerk off the nut has a smell to it which has a distinct smell, like stale air. Food has a smell, rooms have smells, people have smells, how is nut any different?
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>>84451514
cause she has cum straight up leaking out of her pussy. just dont cum in your pants and no one will smell you
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>>84451236
I've never heard a female say that ever. You're terminally online.
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>>84451476
If she thought a little, she would realize that she would smell it on others. She doesn't. She's just a moron.
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>>84451543
No I do not. And that's why I want an answer to my question! And also an apology from holes for smelling my cum crotch stench so freely. It's actually gross and sick, don't smell me, don't touch me. If I catch any female giving me a weird look because they smell it, I'll break their nose.
And I've given up finding that video where I have two females affirm this is true back-to-back.
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>>84451560
It's not up to me to not have cum stench on me. You misunderstand. My problem is that women don't get to smell my pheromones for free. They don't get to shlick to me and insert me into their disgusting yaoi fantasies.
/r9k/ is the only line of communication I have to females, so I'm letting them know I'm not okay with them smelling my masturbation smell. Respectfully hold your breath and step back from me.
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>>84451619
literally no one masturbates to your ugly incel ass u dumb nigga
get a job touch grass assault a homeless person begone
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Oh I did find it https://youtu.be/uTogTcngHPA?si=bpWZJre6wVoOgaaF&t=896
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>>84451632
Ho ho ho female. Upset are we? No more free sniffs and now you're mad? You loooove it huh? Gross.
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>>84451344
>>84451236
When my cum runs down my cock I usually just use my underwear to clean it off. If I don't take a shower and change underwear then I smell like filfth. I recall interacting with a very friendly female neighbor who was all smilrs while smelling like this once. I guess my mistake is taking a shower before I meet another woman after masturbation.
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>>84452213
Eww why do you let your cum touch your body?You like being cummed on? Actually I don't want to know, it's gross. You're gross.
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>>84452213
You are fucking disgusting, anon.
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>>84452233
Not how cum works femoid. It only shoots out if the guy isn't sexually active or hasn't jerked off in a long time. Since I jerk off daily, my cum always runs down.
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>>84452257
Yeah, and the rest of us make sure to cum in a sock of in a blanket. Not just laying on our back and letting it dribble down your penis, you barbarian.
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>>84451236
They can't tell if you have masturbated recently. Someone said that joke online and other women saw it and started parroting it to fuck with men. They can not tell unless you literally just ejaculated and they're smelling the scent of cum itself in the room. This is one of the countless problems with Zoomers spending 100% of their lives on the internet you kids take the retarded shit people say way too seriously. You even see it in your angsty rants "fucking Millennials and your layers of irony!" it's called jokes and trolling and it's been a thing for all of human history the internet just made it mass produced. You all need to learn skepticism and discernment.
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>>84452257
>It only shoots out if the guy isn't sexually active or hasn't jerked off in a long time.
Nta, your pelvic floor muscles are weak. My s/o's cum always shoots unless we go for a 2'fer after he recovers a short while from the first round.
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>>84452275
>You all need to learn skepticism and discernment.
but what if everything on the internet is true
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>>84452265
Why should I treat my body like it's releasing a hazardous substance? It's not that I want it to run down, but I just don't care where it goes.
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>>84452283
The level of schizophrenia required to believe that is unattainable.
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>>84452291
how do you know it's false?
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>anons talking about their cum socks again
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>>84452275
I'm not gen Z, has nothing to do gen Z, they don't even spend time on the internet. Netizens were a millennial thing, then Millennials moved on, no one "spends all their time on the internet" anymore. Besides me. I still am here as the last Netizen, kind of. I got rid of home internet long ago.
So maybe shut your mouth if you don't even know who you're talking about.
All you do is assume thing and it instantly ruins anything you have to say when you're just wrong from the start. IDIOT.
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How anyone falls for this shit in 2026 is incredible. Not only do you have a search engine, you have llms. Just total ignorance deserving of a life in a coal mine.
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>>84452281
That's the thing. No guy jerks off once a day.
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>>84452306
you've got that totally backwards. everyone that was in hs and college during covid got super duper dependent on the internet. and the old "the internet isn't real life message" doesnt hit as hard when you're doing all your real life stuff on the internet.
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>>84452321
Oooh I see you're all so wise about women, makes sense, since you're all sex-havers. I came here to ask a question about females out of deep concern, since you people talk to females all the time because you're scum. Since you're all in bed with females on this board for females and simps. And here you are defending their "epic joke" now? Well it's not funny and I live in a world where jokes are funny. Woman-defenders. Why don't you go talk to your female right now and have a big laugh about it.
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>>84452322
Bullshit. There's lots of guys who do, especially if they're stimfapping. I managed to get my s/o to go four times in one day when he took one of my Vyvanse.
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>>84452324
No one is a Netizen anymore. No one lives on 4chan like they used to for example. Or even when discord came out, every server you'd have 8 people and they'd be talking nonstop all day. Now you've hundreds of people not saying anything because they're having sex with their real life friend group.
Yes, they scroll on tiktok and instagram all day. I honestly don't really consider that internet, really. They're not hanging out on the internet. They're "watching content" that's very differnet.

"The intenret is not real life" is something that is lost because people take the internet too seriously now. The internet is all about mouth breathers on gamer chairs talking about world politics. It's not fun, the internet is simply not fun anymore, it's a serious place, it simply is real life now.
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>>84452368
Right, what I mean is that no guy jerks off only once a day. I probably shoot out after a workout, but then that first fap is never enough. Masturbation just doesn't satisfy at all compared to sex.
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>>84452391
Evident by r9k which, it's been so long I can hardly remember a time when r9k was a real board. For 10 years I've been saying "r9k used to not be about women and sex and parties and friends." But I can't even remember anymore.
But I know it's continued to get worse. And I hate the N word, but and also well I don't care about this by the way.

I always knew the social internet would be taken over by... social people. Obviously. Like it's going to be a dominion for virgin losers? Are you kidding? Not a chance.
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>>84452409
i jerk off once 2 weeks
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>>84452409
Shit. Sorry anon, I misread your post.
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>>84452426
Stop talking about fapping in my thread. We just determined that females can smell immediately after masturbation. So you're going to attract them here.
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>>84452436
this thread is about fapping retard-kun
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>>84452445
I don't wanna hear about YOUR masturbation habits. It's gross. You're all gross. Oh, and what do you masturbate to? 3DPD big mature cougar moms? Don't touch me.
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>>84451236
You can sense a nigga is a gooner yes. It smells musky and a little sweet. Men tend to smell musky, not sweet per se but sweet? Warm? How do you even describe the smell. They smell "man". But different men smell, well...different. Some men smell musky in a good way, others smell musky in a bad way.

>we can smell when they ovulate, but they never fall for it.
Oh so youre joking? Or is that real?
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>>84451344
they say a lot of stupid shit. it's a psyop.
we should start saying we can smell OnlyFans whores and coal burners
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>>84451397
>Boys smell nasty in general unless they constantly shower. T
you're a lesbian or trying to fuck men who are not immunocompatible with you (racemixing)
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>>84452719
I smell very musky, would you like to smell me? It's most potent in my armpits and my crotch.
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>>84452758
>Retarded as bitch doesn't know that receiving produces stronger children.
Incels amiright?
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>>84452775
>>84452774
Racemixing*
God please smite this fucking autocorrect
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>>84452781
Please do not include me in your nonsense rambling, whatever you two are on about. I want nothing of it. I'm not a lesbian and not sure what you're talking about "racemixing"



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