Our ancestors probably had sex on the grass, alot. We dont have sex on the grass. Every think about that?
moss >>>> grass
>>84455512Ticks, anon.
Imagine buffalo hide>get home from the hunt>daughterwife, cook the meat while I skin this>yes groomfather >time to test it out, into the cave with youShe probably loved every second of it
We made love in the tall summer grassSnakes and bugs kept crawling on my assI bust a nut on an old ant pileThat kind of stuff can make a grown man smile
>>84455666>UHH UHH UHH UHH *dies from childbirth* why are humans like this imagine dying from giving birth kekt. rest of mammals
>>84455678>spawns twelve offspring at onceThanks for the food?
>>84455666>daughterwife>groomfather
Mother dies, her eldest daughter replaces her and cares for her younger siblings and her fatherhusband.Births her own siblingchildren, when she eventually dies, the oldest daughter not yet married off to another tribesman replaces her.This continues until the father either dies or becomes too frail, with one of his sons taking over as the husband to his sisterniecewife
>>84455791Works on paper but they tried it in Finland and we all know how that went
im sure people have sex on the grass. Why would you fuck inside if you live in the open country? Especially if you have children
>>84455864Way too modern, go back to deep tribal times.small isolated groups.It's the way it was in many places.
>>84455512Meanwhile in ancient Mesopotamia:https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=68263419d64dc
>>84455895Ever had ants in your dick?
>>84455948Mmm you reminded me of earthworm sounding. Forcing the worm down your penis hole
>>84455948This just wouldnt happen. Literally wouldnt happen. I would fuck in the grass
>>84455512>Every think about that?no
>>84455678Complications during childbirth are caused by a shit diet and malnutrition which result in muscle and tissue weakness. If you stop eating toxic and nutrient blocking plants and eat nothing but animal foods (as humans did through our entire existence until about 10kya) then you have like two gentle contractions and the baby pops right out (such ease is widely reported by carnivore mothers today). Same with PMS and any other female reproductive issue. It's only because women eat like absolute shit (muh salads, muh veggies, muh veganism). Do you really think that difficulty and dying during childbirth wouldn't have been naturally selected against in prehistory? Those genes would not have lived on. It's a relatively recent development since the advent of agriculture, and can be completely avoided with proper health.
>>84456017link to the carni mother stats?
>>84456039>statsI've only heard it anecdotally, but most of the health solutions that have actually worked for people and myself aren't formally studied. You gotta take risks sometimes and experiment with yourself.If you need stats and studies to tell you what to do then that's your prerogative, but you'll never get anywhere in life, because the vast majority of studies are funded and approved by industries that want to keep you fooled. I'd rather trust in actual human beings relating their lived experience and what actually worked for them than an "expert" who is almost certainly being paid to say what he's saying. Both require a measure of faith, it just depends on whether you trust people or authorities.
>>84456017>>84456081Why are brown people so obsessed wiith this grift? Is it just genetic predisposition to being retarted? Is it a fetish?
>>84456165I'm white and asian. I'm just not a bootlicking normie who needs daddy government to think for me and tell me what to do.
>>84456081I'll take anecdotal experiences if you can refer me to one
>>84456211"Asian" (south asian) (brown) Nigger.
>>84455570This guy has never laid on some grass with a cute girl. Sad...
>>84456226I don't have any links in particular but if you look on youtube, reddit, and facebook (can just google for the latter two) there should be quite a few. A lot of the cases I heard were in youtube/podcast interviews. Drs. Ken Berry, Anthony Chaffee, and Sean Baker each have a lot of videos on and interviews with women about female reproductive health on carnivore. But I really do urge you to research far and wide if you're genuinely interested.
>>84456231This post was brought to you by A Tick trying to get into peer pressure Try harder little guy
>>84456477c-c-come here! come on! now! lay in the grass! its nice out! a slight breeze and dry grass! mmmmmm! your ancestors did it *wink* here! uhhhhh romance! grass! sunset! NO! NO NO NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OFF THE FUCKING BENCH YOU IDIOT! IT HAS AIDS AND SHIT PARTICLES! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>84455570we used her jacket. thats how I lost virginity. also some old lady caught us.
>>84456017Around 70% of calories consumed by modern tribal people are shit like potato adjacent roots collected by women. There is no need to assume all this weird shit when we still have people in this world who still live in the stone age. It has been clearly observed that for those stone aged people eating a whole damn sparrow in a day is exorbitant luxury. Women dont get that. At best tribal women eat like 20 gr of meat per day. Like one wing of a sparrow. Most botched pregancies come from the fetal position being wrong anyways, and is thus not affected by anything and is a pure unluck. And other mammals also die in childbirth by the way, humans do it more due straight spine forcing us to have more cramped pelvis. Unironically the best thing a woman can do for her delivery is exercise slav squat daily, and this used to be a default working position for humans for millions of years and still is in asia. Invention of stools and tables have been a disaster for humankind.
>>84455678they give birth in the wrong position
>>84456286>research>watch youtube videos and Facebook postsThese retards' opinions and vote weight the same as mine.
>>84456553People who have been pushed off their traditional hunting grounds onto shitty marginal wasteland aren't representative of ancient people, who migrated freely across the land following many species of huge, fatty, and easily taken animals that are extinct today. There is no similarity between the downtrodden subsistence hunter gatherers of the modern day and thriving prehistoric hunters.I definitely agree with you on the need to squat and to stop using chairs.>>84456740Ironic. Sheep like you shouldn't get a vote, but they want gullible people to have a say because manipulating the naive is how they stay in power. There's far more truth coming from the mouths of random people on the internet than from the ideologically and financially captured authoritative bodies. If you still believe that people in power have our best interests at heart then you're exactly the kind of blind fool who deserves to be taken advantage of by them. The vast majority of people follow the official mainstream advice and yet the vast majority are sicker and suffering more than ever. Think for two seconds.
>>84456553megafauna consumption by hyper predators
>>84455512But you don't have sex so this seems meanigless.
