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Holy shit I'm so mentally I'll
*goes insane*
Holy fuck my thoughts are so disorganized
*drinks a bottle of olive oil*
Oh my god
*has seizures*
I'm the most mentally ill person in the world
*tries to get a lobotomy but it doesn't work*
*gets amnesia every 5 minutes*
Oh no I can't remember my name
I don't even remember what I'm doing
Oh god I'm a complete monster
*sends texts to myself from several past selves to make me confused and schizophrenic*
I need to kill myself I'm the literal devil of my mind
*cries blood profusely*
Oh no this is too traumatic
*starts crying on a random person's grave crying profusely*
*hits grave repeatedly until my head breaks and skull bits fall onto grave*
What the hell did I even just do
I can't live anymore I'm going to hell
I can't die
*gives someone a piece of bread*
Here is your birthday bread now die to end my loneliness
*wakes up a day older than before*
AHHHH my memories came back
My memories can't leave me alone
Now I remember everything
*goes insane at the concept of memories*
Hell yeah I'm gonna kill myself
Just because
Yeah
I did it just because I felt like doing it
Cherry on top
*gets cherry*
Eh it's okay
*bakes entire pan of birthday bread without birthday cakes on it because it doesn't like birthday cakes*
Oh yeah I need this entire bread btw
*puts bread on a shelf after a year of not remembering to eat it because it just got done making it*
Eh, there's the first slice
*eats nothing but cake for year*
I need another cake
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Wanna fuckgg
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>>84462326
what the fuck you doing typing all that shit nigger. you're a nigger nigger. no, you're a triple nigger. get off the board.
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>>84462332
*hits a random person's grave once more, but this time he is crying over a cake on top of a tombstone for it to fall into their eyes. He proceeds to do this for a month after his death, but with 1 piece of it. He finally remembers to eat one month later, putting it back on the shelf for 12 years. Because of severe amnesia of his "birthday" which really only comes once a year, he forgets to put out "birthday" cake for the following week and just hits graves and eats dirt for a whole two weeks straight, finally finishing "his" birthday after having another cake on the shelf for 24 years*
No, I know this is all wrong
*beats his face in till there is none left*
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>>84462326
good post anon
Let's see more in the future
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>>84462426
Thanks anon
Any suggestions are welcome
I'm always trying to improve my craft
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Nonas do alll this but
*saying nigger*
Is where normalkkkies draw the line
Keep fighting the good fight OP
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why osaka posters are so dumb and autistic!
does osaka portray them self?
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>>84462650
Osaka is very intelligent and smart
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the post that saved r9k forever
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>>84462650
Yes we r dumb just like her
Tomofags just have adhd



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