So I walked into Walmart today and looked the manager in the eye and gave him a firm handshake. Not even bullshitting this time. he went in the back and looked at my online application and he gave me a fucking job on the spot. No interview. The pay is shit but it's full time digital shopper. We're all gonna make it bros.I also interviewed at mcdicks and Taco Bell today so I'm hoping to get two jobs.
Huh. Was he a boomer? That might be the reason.
>>84468238It was all a blur so I didnt even notice but he was maybe a late millennial/early Gen x. He was also like 7 feet tall and I'm a bald manlet
>>84468263I guess you gained his reapect. Great work. What are your plans now?
Couldnt work at walmart just because of the humiliation ritual meme and the break room anon who used to post here made it look like an existential nightmare
>>84468294I got an email saying I have 24 hours to accept the offer. Weird shit >>84468318All work is a nightmare but I'm not smart enough to beat the system