>be me>fall for the no-fap meme>doing great for about 2 weeks>maybe or maybe not my renewed energy is because of not beating my beat>however, I'm fucking horny all of the time>ALL OF THE TIME>can't even casually browse the Internet without being exposed to women doing lewd stuff>even the slightest hint of cleavage makes me wanna burst>would probably treat a Sears lingerie catalog like a hardcore Penthouse mag innawoods at this point>god damn it>decide to go fishing at the lake>lake also has camping and swimming spots>go to the store to check in my vehicle and get a pass>out walks a nasty goblina with extremely, fat wobbly tits that gravity has blessed with natural jiggles>instant, but not quite, boner>feels more like I'm gonna pass out or piss myself>immediately imagine myself pinning her down and mercilessly fucking her tits and slapping them around>"Bro u good?" says some zoomer at the counter in flip-flops>"Y-yeah, just a stomach ache">make a beeline to the men's room>already stroking the head of my cock before I can even get my zipper all the down and pull out the shaft>stroke at maximum speed>shoot eight (8) ropes over the toilet and against the wall; trying not to moan like a cheap $5 whore>each cumshot gave audible "plats" when it hit the wall>had to palm the other wall to my right to avoid collapsing>usually don't let my left hand get covered in sticky cum, but fuck it, this time I didn't let go and thick, gooey loads coated my hand>post nut clarity hits>realize that a 2/10 ugly spawn of Poncho Villa made me spill my seedand so that's why I'm going to jack off every single day for as long as I possibly canHow was your Thursday?
>>84468386You need to learn tantra to absorb the arousal energy if you don't you always gonna feel like this
>>84468386The point of nofap is not just to use all of that pent up sexual energy to make you more productive but also to get you to fuck. You aren't supposed to pretend like your libido doesn't exist anymore. Next time you feel THE BEAST stir inside your loins, use that opportunity to talk to a pretty girl. The precum acts like an aphrodisiac and women will smell it and subconsciously be more attracted to you.
>>84468486>talk to a pretty girl>she bats her lashes and says "Hi">the coomer dam collapses
>>84468386Wow, must be neat to have neuroreceptors that just don't downregulate from pleasure like that. Only my very first orgasm was so intense. Over 20 years ago. No matter how much or how little I cum since then, with or without breaks, it's never been anywhere as pleasurable again.
>>84468386Nofap only works if you have a gf and so you have sex. Just not cumming ever is dumb.
>>84468386>No-Fap is basically Russian Roulettewho died from not masturbating?
>>84468578>he doesn't know about fatal semen retentiononly Tibetan monks and Ultra Orthodox priests have discovered how to stay alive without cumming
>>84468386November was rough it didn't even have to be especially lewd
>>84468386that orgasm was probably worth dying for though>be me>super high T and giga horny almost 24/7>whack off almost twice a day every day, sometimes three>still get healthy, consistent erections>genuinely convinced i contracted some weird random primitive breeder gene at birth where i'm supposed to just fuck and cum all day long>every load i shoot is of decent quantity and is very healthy and virile, not watery at all>start pushing my limits, seeing how long i can go>eventually long enough to where i have to go do shit like get groceries>walk up to qt 3.14 cashier, she has pigtails>only thing on my mind is grabbing her by those pigtails and facefucking her mercilessly>dick harder than titanium, i drop my bag to readjust my cock so it hides between my thighs>walk home for 10 minutes with raging boner whilst in joggers that are pretty tight around the pelvic area so i have a permanent tent pitched>finally home, take my shoes off at the front door, leave groceries on the welcome mat>practically teleport upstairs like i'm the flash>mom is like dafuq.jpeg>don't even boot my pc up or look at any porn, just sit on my room's sofa>practically rip my joggers and shirt off>stroke an exact 8 times>completely coat my carpet >doesn't help that i take a bunch of multi-vitamins, including zinc, so i'm practically blasting spider webs on my carpet>eyes rolling in the back of my head and almost drooling it feels so good>post nut clarity hits>ohfuck.wav>spend the next 30 minutes scrubbing my carpet religiously to get it all out
No fap/jill is a meme. Play with yourself till your hearts content, guys
