SUPER STYLES OF THE SEVENTIES edish>thread formerly known as: seasidefeet edish>>84473385
Tunez for dayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30w8DyEJ__0
Sexy edish x
the backs of my ears smell awful
All hail the cider kinghttps://youtu.be/56Q4ZpYYYjk
>>84479729I was trying to find this guy, forgot his name. Didn't know he was still knocking about. Anyone got a QRD on him
WAS AN HONEST MAAAAANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXkm6h6uq0k
>>84479683The sheer drip on those laddinghams
Classic this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDswiT87oo8
>>84479683RAY BLOODY PURCHASE
>>84479738MAKAVELI is a low key, small scale UK YouTuber/streamerContent style: Heavy on casual/drunk livestreams, drinking videos (cider, WKD, malt liquor, etc.), GTA gaming, random rants, and self-hype clips ("I am uk god chairman", "Makaveli strom is here", "the mak is back", etc.). Lots of alcohol-fueled, informal "lads" vibe content. Branding: Strong Tupac/Makaveli fan aesthetic (common "420" weed reference + Storm). Calls himself UK chairman / UK god chairman. PayPal link for donations/supports ("no money go live").
>>84479729Looks like geowizard if he was a junkie and Alky desu
TIL loli is still legal in scotland>In the United Kingdom, the Coroners and Justice Act 2009 (which took effect in April 2010), made the possession of fictional pornography involving minors illegal.[67] The Act's provisions only apply in Wales, England, and Northern Ireland, but do not apply in Scotland.
my hard drive does not legally reside in the uk
>>84480025>my hard drive does not legally reside in the ukhow does that work?
>>84479953Thank you for the concise and informative post.
>>84479999Can't have you harm them fictional characters now, can we? Far more politically correct to go after these than hurt the feelings of any minority raping real girls.But more importantly, what has coroners got to do with lolis?
Helper is the best of us. If aliens invaded and said "take me to your leader", I would send them to HelperLad.
>>84480132Truly he is the Keir Starmer of britfeel.
>>84480132Yes take them to the resident paedophile so they can blast him to fuck x
>>84480154He isn't a paedophile and you know that
I have heard of HelperLad, besides being a tripfag whats his deal lids? honest q
>>84480181You're boring me now sean
Gonna have some crumpets. How many? Probably four.
>>84480198You are boring me and I'm not Sean.>>84480196He's just a normal lad from Sunderland. A good egg
>l have heard of HelperLad, besides being a tripfag whats his deal lids? honest q
I can't wait for celebrity traitors to start :)https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yx5w43jzko
>>84480227You sad piece of shit. Why are normies so obsessed with this trash TV
>>84480225He stupid enough to think we don't know kek
Marmite, love it or hate it? I feel like most people love it.
>>84480222>four? That's insane
>>84480232I enjoy watching it it gives me a break from reality for a short time
Bovril.
>>84480236Much like Marmite man, people love him or hate him
>>84480196Sean Allen made his debut on the internet as marmiteman4 on youtube where he posted very poor quality ethnonationalist white supremacist videos and made pro-BNP propaganda. He was present on /pol/ and /int/ before making his way to /r9k/ and specifically /britfeel/ some years ago. He has posted under SGA and HelperLad.As a person, he has a weird looking, long-necked mongoloid phenotype and his personality is a tedious mix of extreme dullness, repetitive tics and omniaddiction (alcohol, porn, drugs, gambling etc.).He lives in a government funded care home for retards, mongs and other undesirables. He wears nappies as a 40 year old man, is a virgin and has a micropenis that is also impotent. He is entirely dependent on state benefits to survive.He has no real friends, his family has essentially disowned him and his only social contact is through britfeel (where he frequently receives long bans for drunken national socialist supremacist rants where he threatens to kill various people) and the drug dealers he mistakenly believes are his friends but who routinely rip him off.
>>84480253This post made me sad. I hope his situation improves.
>>84480196You're an alcoholic with a lower than average intelligence who frequently embarks on 30+ hour melties, threatens to maim people, gets banned, then talks about himself on /britfeel/ via his peadoproxy until the cycle repeats itself.
>>84480253Mostly accurate but I am not aware of him having a micropenis
> be jp morgan employees> handle billions of dollars> 35 year old indian origin banker chirayu rana filed a lawsuit> against 37 year old executive director, lorna hajdini> lawsuit filed in new york court> Lorna turned rana into her office sax sl@ve> she dragged him multiple times with viagra> she even used racial slurs against him> blocked his bonus and promotion unless he slept with her> he reports everything internally> jp morgan retaliates> he sued for damages and lost wages> jp morgan conducted a full investigation> emails, phone records, team communicationssays they found zero evidence> calls the allegations "meritless"> he refused to participate in the investigation> declined to provide facts that would support his own claims> her lawyers said " shw categorically denies everything"> claims she has never been to the location of the alleged assault> the original court filing was corrected after it went viral> JP Morgan points out he didn't even report to her> she literally had no control over his bonus or promotion
what do you lads put on crumpets?marmite 4 me mainly
>>84480253If he lives in a government funded share home, how can he possibly get access to drugs?
>>84480276honey, bacon & eggs (splash of tobasco). Its basically like a McGriddle since we don't have them here
>>84480282You serious lad? Even in maximum security prisons the inmates have regular and mostly free access to drugs. He just goes out, gets his drugs and comes back.
>>84480025Did it come over on a boat?
>>84480253Good summary, he's a fucking twat though that's something you left out
>>84480292don't people notice? he must have a really deep butthole
>>84480309Stretched out on the daily by carer abdul x
what if HelperLad is reading this thread right now lids, we might want to tone it down on the h8 m8
>>84480309They don't do bag checks lad, it really is just a place where people live and can come and go as they please and where there are also carers on site that assist with things. It's not a prison.
HelperLad if you are reading this, you are a good person and there are people that care about you.
>>84480326i've never heard of any such places. Amazing
those wagamama pot noodle things are fucking awful lads
8:44pm on a Saturday night and this is what you are talking about
>>84480382never tried one but fnx for the 'eds up lad
This year I will heal my dick and then put it in a lady for the first time
Crumpets eaten. LushBritish cuisine best in world x
>>84480480how/why does dick need heal?
>>84480638Foreskin is split open and bleeding and has a bacterial and fungal infection
>>84480644How did this happen, if you don't mind me asking?
Is it weird I want to beat my meat to this vid? https://youtu.be/Zdm_AHJZfOM
>>84480663kind of lid. Although I can't judge, sometimes i watch him eat just for the ASMR
>Whoahahah mong jealous of Sean because we talk about him all the time
Phwoar gotten up me haven't iI have haven't iX
>>84480644oh gracious
My teeth hurt so bad when I eat Squares specifically. No other brand of crisps do this.
>>84480694how about circles anon?
>>84480703Hilarious x
>>84480673>weNo, just you.
>>84480225ok I needed that chuckle on a dark day - nice one to whatever lad posted thisfucking ridiculous the amount of airtime that prick gets, just saying
>>84480746>on a dark dayWhats the matter? You ok hun?x
Has anyone here used a pocket pussy before? Are they worth it
SGA = Sean Gay Allen
welper living went free in your heads and it lush x
>>84480772you're the only one talking about them though?
JARKINGS REPORT IN
Mr Gay UK
jars INbritfeel ON
Wonder what Sean is up to this evening x
Halt your motor vehicle de lid. New toll booth is being built here de lid. I'm going to need 50 quid before I can allow you to pass through here de lid. Cough up right now de lid.
choons onhttps://youtu.be/Rt25H3OqT5g
>>84480804u g0t a loicense for that sign m8
Wonder what Kev is up to this evening x
wonder what crossy is up to this evening x
>>84480804Kek I imagine that is what I used to look like. I used to be 'gateman' on a construction site and had to stop traffic to get deliveries and that in under an old bridge
>>84480753my brother Alan died
>>84480811>>84480810>>844808023-way bumming
Vibing toneeeeeeet https://youtu.be/w3qzlGCZXsg
*informs the apus that anon's brother alan died*
https://youtu.be/b7kxtIGaNpw
Processing Vulkan shaders is brutal on the CPU. It gets up to 85 degrees, maxing out every core
Anons brother's alien's died, pass it on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM3oBxve4Wgchoon, this one
Just got sensory overloaded to fuck on dayz. Trying to play my 6th game of chess (ever), asking advice but loads of people talking (there's a chess set on the mod). Had to just resign and nope the fuck out.
never ever gets old this one xget yourself a good sound system and enjoy xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rqH8gT3R4A
tune for tonighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3xfP4M50wo
too scared to check my bank after last night ladsjust woke up still hanging
watching boiler room sets again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0-hvjV2A5Y&t=1397s
>>84480995How long until you're next payment lad?
getting me arse shagged again
>>84481071 your for fuck sake
shagged up the arse
done me fackin arse in
>>84481074>>84481081>>84481092Had your backdoors smashed in have you? Serves you right, disgusting freak
Me? Scranning an onion sandwich
arse hassle
unironically, what's the most spacker proof way of getting a job? I don't get it.
used to go to clubs so i love my jungle but im too old for it now feel like a creep being around all these young people but i wasn in their shoes once it mixed
>>84481113apply, have a half-decent cv if needed, talk, do a little research on the company you're applying for so you can impress them in the interview.
>>84481113Work in a care home. Care companies are constantly hiring.
>>84480995It's ok anon, give me your account details and I'll check and give a QRD for you.
>>84481144I don't even really know how to apply to things.
arsed me arse up big time
only gone and done me bloody arse in havent ah
arsemong
reply if you are part of the #bumseshlife gang x
Bummers not welcome here
>>84481342bumsesh4life
>>84481319that you ruth lass?
looking for cool music videos
>>84481398This isn't one, but eddie murphy has a good voice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI
wearing ruth's fanny as a cock warmer xx
>>84481469I don't think it stays warm if not attached to the person.
i feel i messed up my life and have mental breakdowns constantly about it then look at forums where people talk about being 35 - 45 with literally no employment history, friends or qualifications and somehow haven't killed themselves and then feel like im fucking elon musk in comparison.its a very sobering perspective shift.
I'm not sorry for what I did. I'm not contrite. I'm not repentant.
I have a lot of regrets. Done some shitty things to people I loved. Life is so short.
>>84480673I don't need to be here and yet you're still talking about me
I am an honest man, I've got honest beliefs. I am true to myself, I am true to everybody else and I am true to God.
>>84481469corrrrrrrrr i can imagine that would feel lush as fuck but i can only imagine it as i've never put my willy in a fanny before
Come back dvdlad we don't care that your several personalities here we just want to see your dvd updates.
What about the last time you had sex with anybody, that was an evil occasion wasn't it? There was no no consent there was there?
We are saying that you too are a raper x
>>84481570Would you like to? It could be enjoyable
>>84481596no i hate women so it wouldn't be worth the effort
Flatulent fannies
>>84481570This lad knows what it feels like
Don't you stand over me you shithouse! I am standing over you and deliberately so.
>>84481715>Geoffrey Lennard the proud peadophile. Me and my friends used to laugh at the video when we were in secondary school.https://youtu.be/-XSB4sQGT_4?si=wAKlvMlurQ_GsNQZ
Never even tasted girl arse
>>84481692He stretches her tight slit and she loves it. She likes the feeling of fullness.
>>84481774I bet you were getting a stiffy typing that out
>>84481794Ruth gets very slick and wet when she thinks about her boyfriend pinning her down on the bed and entering her.
>>84481745After getting to know what scum the media are I've actually come to respect how he was basically doubling down to troll that hack reporter who just wanted to sensationalise a horrible story even more. He died a few years ago, some mad lad used to go to his house to visit him and film interviews with him. Interesting fella. https://www.youtube.com/@notgeoffreyleonard7782/videos
Geoffrey Leonard, the original agree and amplify Chad
Sean Allan's Saturday night x
>>84481873I wonder what the little lad is up to. Probably up to no good
>>84481745the next great Batman villain.
midnight and he's talking to himself x
>>84481873Wokkles, wokey and a webab wrap in and playing Fortnite with the lads, sounds like a good time to me.
>>84481745wtf is this guy's problem then
I'm off to sleep.Goodnight to you.
Saturday night and it's dead. All the lads, even seethemong, are out having fun.
>>84481983Mentally ill old man who sexually abused 2 boys and got away with it somehow. He also wrote several books glorifying peadophillia. He's dead now anyway.
Sean Allan's night in x
>>84482153they come back to bully us Monday morningit not right
>>84482153I'm here, lurking and watching neets on youtube
>>84482199favourite neets?
>>84482199Where do you find this content?
>>84482161I meant the reporter. Wouldn't leave that old man alone
hope helpermong died of a drug overdose x
>>84482337Nasty that x
unironically done. I don't understand life, and I'm sick of trying.
>>84482577Only thing you need to understand is that it's a load of shite unless you won the genetic/family lottery
>>84482646just want someone to give me a job, and direct me to where the actually cool people are. I don't understand how any of this works.
I just want to spaff in a nice fanny
>I cannot join the army due to mental illness >I cannot become a monk due to mental illness What good am I for then? I'm absolutely worthless as a human being.
Me and Sean in an abusive homosexual relationship x
I'm not allowed sex because I'm not an 8ft donkey cocked Deano with a dumb haircut
>muh sex
Bumming Sean Allan lubed and raw x
Spunking into Sean Allan's boy fanny x
Samesean cyber sex with yourself at 3am
Humiliating myself at silly o'clock in the morning x
>>84483096Don't worry the norms won't be reading the posts you make. The seething starts when the sun rises.
4am wank x
>Spent ovan an hour stuck in that stupid site's support/ticket system earlier only for them to shit the bed in the endckin ell Luckily there are better alternatives thougheverbeitX
>*ovahCan't even be bothered to spellcheck propahly right now can iPhwoar X
avin a laff at the Goodreads reviews of all these 'mated fates' books. the readers have their own little community with memes and jargon and so on. this one's quite popular because it has a HEA and no OMD/OMW. also the minotaur has a massive cock.
I'm that depressed my brain feels numb
Page sixington is itBuh-bye breadingshiresX
Farmers market today for meeee. Lots of local farmer lasses phwoar.
>>84483488technically your brain is numb, everyone's is.https://www.brainline.org/author/brian-greenwald/qa/can-brain-itself-feel-painAll jokes aside lad, i hope ur feeling better soon x
>coolheat.bandcamp.com/track/feel-the-wayAlgoberg reccing me some decentarse tunes again there, is it notX
A rainy bank holiday Sunday, I guess I'll just have to stay in and play vidya then.
>>84484235Blue skies were I live
>>84484235Morning lollers, I too am having a vidya session on this rainy morning. Meant to be going out, but don't think I can be arsed, desu. Might see if I can get a lift to a supermarket, buy some rum and get passed out early. Or maybe not, no benefit to it now, sleep is filled with fighting for my life, days full of fighting the urge to run into a wall.Boring.
>>84484235kys asap you disgusting nonce
>>84484235How's Skyrim going, if you are playing that...Bit of Elite Dangerous for me in a while, grinding out some 50mCR missions at the passenger evacuation CG.
why skyrim when you can ruthrim
Annoyed at my mate who WAS teaching me chess. Faggot said the knight can't move if something is in the way. Bollocks, they can jump over stuff.He does my head in at times.
>>84484235Off yourself you smelly nonce bastard. Hope you get the jail soon. Cunt.
Never even
>>84484728>Never eventhat's odd
if i need a poo but it won't come out i just watch scat videos on /gif/triggers something in my brain that makes me poo
Pussy arse computer, I do not accept this as "a draw". Utter nonsense, I'm dominating this exchange (I'm white). I wouldn't accept it in an IRL situation. That's it just giving in, and saying my game my rules.This is a win. 6th game, 1st win. Stupid cheating computer bastard.
Never even ejaculated in a woman's arsehole
>>84479683>SUPER STYLES OF THE SEVENTIESFor me it will always be the safari suit.
>>84484878Guy on the left is probably only 24.
>>84484887Probably still has higher testosterone levels than someone who's 24 today.
>>84484878More like nonce suit
>Had to train the algoberg from the ground up again on a nu accountshire until just nowckin ell
Never even put my nose in it
either recovering from a wollocks doing in or or "garn grind that new fortnite"
Wonder what britfeel is up to today x
Mornin' de lits
>>84485043Me? Going to master chess. You?
>>84484235you must live in the south then. always thought you were a northerner
Just had a jolly delivery guy drop off muh food, said my house had a nice smell of exotic tobacco. Kek.
Found some nu spaceslop to watch didn't iX
Feel dizzy af something is not rite, send help x
>>84485153*teleports behind you and wraps you in bubblewrap and lays you on the floor*It's for the best anon, safest place for you..
>>84485077Going to start working out again, havent done it for like 6 months
>>84485168Thanks but i also require the right medication
>>84485208I left some in a dog bowl on the other side of the room. Roll over and lap it up when you feel ill.
This is annoying now, it's clearly not a draw. Seems AI is a pissy lil bitch.
>>84485208Hello de lid. K.O Medical have your prescription meds right here de lid. Got two shots of sparkadin I'm going to apply right to your jaw you little twat de lid. Side effects include a loss of teeth, unconsciousness and seeing stars. Got to apply it twice a day de lid. Hold still so the medicine is applied correctly de lid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfboOGoB5CoLaff'd at the 8m37s UFO quip ngl
Don't tell the Apus yet but the ice cream FEAST is changing its recipe after decades to a 'chocolate flavoured shell'.
>>84485324All yer favourites GONE!Thanks crapitalism.The good news is, you don't have to eat that slop.
>>84485248https://lichess.org/0xTUU9Ay
>>84485337I'm just learning, played ~10 games, what's rapid 10+? Let's just play OG chess
>>84485347It's a 10 min game on a timer
>>84485352Mhmmm, ok, give me 2 min to roll a smoke.
>>84484782Surely you'd be ejaculating in her rectum and not her arsehole?
>>84485390Same thing desu
moar chess?
>>84485248If your ops king has no legal moves and is not in check, the game ends in a draw. Always look for checks first then you won't run into that again.
>>84485509Fine, I'll just do that then.Ok, so I can check chess grand dosser off the list, no I've mastered it.
>>84485509I'm obviously joking about completing chess in a day.It's fun.
>>84485509Stalemate it says, me with 2 queens and a king heading towards his king that is alone on the board?Pfft I say.
I went to my local last night with a few of the lads... didn't get home until 5am... and now i'm hanging out of my arse ffs not rite is it.
>>84485596Already told ya black has no legal moves - you blocked them without a check. Find checks and this wont happen
>>84485623That's weird, I have him in a position where if he moves he's done.
AND AM HUNGRRRY LIKE DA WOOOOOOOOLFFFF :D :Dhttps://youtu.be/oJL-lCzEXgI
Cider GODhttps://youtu.be/2SmNkSMEzOo
Woken up lid? I wouldn't get too comfy here de lid. You're booked in for your three o' clock Spark-Out therapy session de lid. Yer mam thought'd be the best considering the gip you've been giving her recently de lid. Your childhood box-room? Given to a fren to pay for your treatment here. By sunset tonight your hide is going to be fucking tanned.
>>84485788*throws copious amounts of salt at you*Not so tough now are we sparky?
>>84485788are we allowed to fight back?
>>84485605This is why I don't bother with booze anymore. Not worth the hangover.
>>84485808Not worth aggroing the things.
Off to beddinghams-on-sleepburyIs it notIndeed yesX
>>84485861This guy is the weirdest fucking mong in the world.His life, if you could call it that, consists of waking up for a few hours, taking more sleeping pills and downers, and then sleeping again. He is barely aware of anything going on, or anything anyone has said.
>>84485904He also masturbates a lot
>mumberg is a typical bitterly depressed wagie >try to suggest anything that isnt doom scrolling and depression naps as its a bank holiday weekend >Met with waves of abuse >"WHY would I do THAT anon???">"M-M-MONEY?? TRAFFIC? IM NOT DOING THAT">"Sure everything is closed its a bank holiday">"its TOO BUSY" >"Ive no petrol" Grim lids, i generally just never try as its always mumberg talking to everyone like they are pieces of shit, you can really see the disgust and venom in her eyesEven when others decide to go do something like go the cinema its met with that passive aggressive shit ,>oh you enjoy your selves>dont worry about me, ill just sit here>sure ive no money anyway, all i do is work and they can all go out and enjoy them selves but not me NOOO >Why would I want to go watch that shite when i have things to do??" (sit playing some bubble pop game for 4+ hours) Went to bed last night at 6pm, got up at 11am today, started an argument, sat playing some slop game until 2pm then stormed out of the house to start work at 3pm (work is under 5 minutes away) Just have to ignore it as best i can, any attempt at getting to the bottom of its just full on defensive mode + massive arguments and of course crying
>>84485904yet he has a gf and you dont. strange world, huh?
>>84485904>>84485915Hes living the fucking dream and you are just mad you cant do itEverything and everyone is fucked beyond belief, i can fully understand why he does it
>>84485932He's opted out of reality and chosen to spend his life asleep. That's not exactly escaping the Matrix is it, it's the opposite of waking up
>>84485941If you sleep 16 hours a day and are up for 8, who can say which is a dream....?
>>84485925Chatting to a woman online on Discord who lives in a different continent and has never physically met you is stretching the definition of gf quite a bit
>>84485941im sure hes having mad adventures in his dreams, shagging qts etc, better than the hellscape we live in tbqh
Everybody hide they're coming
>>84485956No proof its even a woman or even human and not Claude AI.
>>84485960fuckin hell lids watch out
>>84485960Can't even walk down Feel Street without getting sucker punched by one of them. They turned me mam into a vegetable and are already calling me the new Courgette King. They'll get me next.I need to leave Feel Street.
Might go queer bashing
>>84486002Typo: might go shopping.
Off to find some farmer's markets totty pornography
>>84485808apus are only about 2 foot high and easy to punt
>>84486022Saw a fun one where 3 maids were milking 3 guys that were on their knees. That was fun.
>>84486131*punts you*
Less than 24 hours until HHL's return
Drinking timeEverything's not fineBlahblahBlahblahWhinewhinewhine.
>>84486190Me? Teetotal classic shippy style
Thoughts on russian orthodox christian rituals?https://litter.catbox.moe/clns23.mp4
>>84486252Nice virus there, pal
is anyone SILLY here?examples of silly things you have done?
i love napping, it my favourite activity
best of all it free x>>84486318
>>84486329not when you take opiates naps
wonder what Blad is up to x
>Less than 24 hours until HHL's returnhmmmmm yes
>>84486337Probably eating
>>84486349Why did he move the camera to get those woman in the pic
Only 1 day until His return. Your disciples await
POV: You just got off the train at Sparkington
>>84486336>implying i'm not paying for them with horrible chest pains right nowanon yesterday was right. 9 tramadols was a bit too many.
>>84486352>those woman
I have never taken a nap in my life. I'm physiologically incapable of it.
>>84486370Why did he move the camera to get those women in the pic
>>84486364'here lad, this is still a warmer welcome than you get in London!'will risk misjudging the geniality of Sparkington froggers, since i'm getting sparked out anyway
Bin bag wearing nappylad thinks we dont know hes been spamming this thread hourly since his ban via his paedoproxy
>>84486383I only see one woman
