Seth MacFarlane show edition QOTT: What are your thoughts on Seth MacFarlane shows such as Family Guy, American Dad and The Orville? Which one is your favorite, and why? Why do you find Brian attractive? P>>84437311
>>84481184Getting autism diagnoses is incredibly easy. Most psychiatrists these days are women.
>>84481192My favorite show ever is American Dad
>>84481192Seth MacFarlane is seriously overrated. He ripped off his comedy from the late Norm MacDonald
i want to touch an austic bf by hole and have him thrash in overstimulation like a retard maybe drool too
>>84481238Yeah, he's not that funny. His only funny show (American Dad) hasn't had him in the writing room for like 15 years (his words). Most of his merit comes from his characters being iconic and fun to draw/imitate
can we have a cute non-coal OP for once?
>>84481198Yeah, I sure bet I did!>>84481223Except it's not that easy, at least here. Besides, I know more about my personal life and what goes on outside of the boards.
>>84481278Seth MacFarlane cartoon art is cute and not coal
Stewie is cute and I'm attracted to his personality but I feel weird jerking off to him because hes a baby.
>>84481279You're not autistic. You started thinking you were autistic because you saw too many tiktoks that said "me and my autistic baddie" with those anime femboys you love. You will never know the isolation of a real autist
>>84481250I image it's probably quite hard to have sex with an autist
>>84481307he already admitted he made it up on discordshould've screenshotted it
I'm going to play a real shin megami tensei game
>>84481346i gotta one day force one to fuck me
>>84481431>autist puts his dick in you>gets so overstimulated by the tightness that he starts clapping his hands together as a stim
BAC (big
>>84481470fucking retard(asian cock)
>>84481450what if i leglock him and start riding it?
>>84481476those arent quite the words I had in mind, nonny... rather, i was considering the illustrious big autist cock
>>84481579fuck, i'm such a fucking retard disappointment idiot, guess we don't vibe and i can't finish your sentence and must be the worst pairing for any autist.
waiting for my pizzer hopefully it doesn't kill my gains :/
Wish I really had craving for pizza again. And for the delivery man to be hot and weared and looking for a break and give me to extra sausige for an extra tip.
>>84481678it's alright anon. asian cock isnt a bad answer>must be the worst pairing for any autistpeople who think theyre always able to guess what other people are thinking are incompatible with autists, who are oftentimes somewhat underexpressive or 'stiff'. your ability to recognize you were wrong actually gives you more points in the autist dating market
>>84478169Skill issue, don't get drunk no matter how much you drink loser>>84479122>I had no ideaOk that I have sympathy for>didnt give a fuckWhat? You're at a birthday of someone you don't even know which is scummy enough but you don't even care...>calls others normies>drinks alcohol Faggot
>>84479788You forgot to mention 13 inch cock, being 6'7 and having sex all day every day while still having a loving boyfriend and only posting here because you're bored
>>84479963>It's ok when FAGS do itPathetic mental gymnastics to justify the unjustifiable. This is why gay romance is dead.>>84479990Imagine replying to someone you don't like without making fun of them. Sounds fake, you can ignore them but pity reply? That's kinda gross my gay>>84480007It's funny anyone fell for it when you could clearly see the trip difference as he fist started to namefag without even putting the exclamation mark. Actually funny trolling for once tho>>84480011This place if full of normie gays tho?Telling them to leave isn't being catty it's protecting your space yet you'll get called mean for it.>>84480028No sympathy
>>84482437>It's funny anyone fell for itI don't think they did, were just playing along
>>84482437Man shut the fuck up already
>>84482472I am a man not a dog so I have no reason to listen to what you say. Unlike you I'm not trained to do what I'm told by random losers I don't care about. Drop dead.
>>84482489>Unsatisfied bottom
nigga really feels the need to go through half of a dead thread and reply to every post to get his word inmove on
Sound, echo the absurdHard to explainSomething that I heard
>>84482553look at all those chickens!
>>84482557Pjoopertic wranguloid expedition
>>84482545Yes, I was reading the thread and wanted to reply to shit I felt like replying to and I'll do it again every time I feel like it. This place moves at my pace not the other way around.
If I was famous I'd probably act like Michael Jackson honestly
>>84482639Fuck kids and be a weird fuck?
>>84481299He canonically has had sex with grown men
>>84482650Well every celebrity fucks kids. But I'd be weird and cringe about it. Also I'd try to become white.
>>84482664I wouldn't be one of them. I'd feel weird. He'd have to be at least 12 for me or so
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kMwix_5MEkkWhy is he kind of attractive
I actually asked a guy out, what a horrible mistake. My life is pain.
>>84483505did he reject you? how did you ask?
>>84483569I messaged him on Instagram, asking if he wanted to get coffee sometime, he just never responded.
>>84483621how long ago was this? he might answer at some point...why would it be a mistake? the worst thing that could happen is youll get ignored. unless hes a coworker or something, in which case it might be awkward to see him on monday
>>84483639I did it Friday morning. It shouldn't actually matter this much to me, but I've had feelings for him for a long time and never said anything while engaging in sentimental fantasies.
>>84481192family guy is one of the goatedest of all time goat shows of all goat oat timei never watched the television programmmmes titled "armenian dad", nor "lake oroville">>84478844>fave faction/campaigntorn [Teared.] between protoss and zergas for a camp, i like episode 5 and 6 the most; climactic engagement and intensity and all that>unit/herotop units from the races would be dark archon, defiler, and... ghost i guesszeratul is the goat hero ofc>sc2i can say the artstyle didnt keep much interest for me, but what kind of did were some of the new mechanicsalso, losing things seems a little less weighty, intense, or significant to me; makes it feel like just a meat grinder at timeswhat are.......... your answers to your questions? :o>>84482365>brain issuetrue, im usually fine when drinking, but just had a lucky occasion of life bleeding too much into what i was thinking about, thats all
>>84481192to be honest, I hate most of them. Very american humor and idiotic, and god I hate the Family guy eyes design so much. Meg abuse also stopped being funny a long time ago, or never was that funny.If I had to choose, I'd say American dad has the better characters and concepts and it's less mean spirited
>>84481390that us just beautiful nonnie, you live in a very beautiful place to have that view.I want to go watch the full moon in a vast field or a wild beach with my sweet bf (that I never had) and pretend we were getting there while contemplating about existence and how much we love each other. Maybe some full moon magic too to make our love eternal.Which is more magical to you, field or beach?
>>>84481077sorry Veggies nonnie, I just closed the thread and fell to sleep in seconds even if you replied to me right after, I hate my Saturday nightsThat sounds like a lot of veggies love, are you vegetarian? I'm more of a carb guy, but I'm learning to appreciate veggies too, just a little picky about how they're cooked>no there were some boys that i loved that hurt me long time by never showing up when we have planned and it was never boyfriendswdym? were they your "bros"?>we'll desu just one guy but he was more like an eye candy than bf prospectand he didn't show up? Sucks, you could have some fun at least, but you sound like you crave genuine love more>since then only people that come to my house were unannounced guest that i like even more for that!!!you sound like you have a sweet grandma soul that loves to cook for others, that's really cute
How to boyfriend? I'm not rapemeat so don't add me if that's what u want u lurker@zippazippa_50494
>>84484780Can I still rape you? I'm asking nicely, is there a way to rape you and still consider your limits and views and opinions on the topic? f.e. I'm ugly asf but if I leave you no choice but to go on dates and be buddies and treat you nicely against your will will that be rape?
I don't want a bf anymore.
Whenever I try to hang with gays like here it just makes me hate gays. Gays hate other gays more than anyone else
>>84481192I like family guy and american dad but i can only tolerate maybe 2-3 episodes and then i got enough. So it was perfect for television back in the old times.
heeeeyyyyy QUEEEEEEENS!!!
>>84485037hiiii slaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Shut the fuck up you faggots
>>84485057*grabs your boney ass*smells like diarrhea in those diapies
>>84485062Shut up you fucking virgin loser freak
>>84485081teach me how to not be a virgin papi...
>>84485039like you totally ate and left no crumbs
Need to find a bf and troon out on him 2 years into our relatiosnhip OwO
>>84485039https://youtube.com/shorts/H9sN76g6UBw
>>84485205that's pretty crazy dood or rather future doodette :I
>>84485205why would you do something like that?? We're gayz
>>84485216>>84485226I'm gay and i want a bf but i'll never be a real man and if i troon out now only fetishizing sex pest would try to be with me
I may end up sucking off Chad cosplayer at ACen, I'm scared, I have zero sexual experience, I've never been in Chicago before, I hope I don't get mugged, yes I will try to stay away from hobos and blacks, I'm retarded but not to such degree, I won't swallow either, I will still douche and bring condoms just in case
>>84485338If I was at the convention dressing up as a fugly gaycel, would you suck me off too or are you chad only?
>>84485338what kind of chad are we talking about? The kind of buff dudes cosplaying?
>>84485338>yes I will try to stay away from hobos and blackswhy?what if those hobos and black have huge large dicks they will flash you with
>tfw no footfag bf (giving end)
>>84485233i think it'd be a lot easier to find genuine love as an hsts than a standard issue fag. being a fag is on the decline while being a gynesexual is on the rise, people are more fond of being gay with extra steps and cishetero norms i guess (i am not encouraging you to troon out :/)
>>84485504>while being a gynesexual is on the riseit never stopped? World sucks because we're TOO gynesexual
>>84485348Sorry but not this time, the only reason why I'm gonna meet this cosplayer is because we have been DMing each other on twitter for like 3 months now.>fugly gaycelIt's not about your looks, the only reason why I'm saying no this time is because 2 weeks is not long enough for me to get comfortable, if only we planned this with more anticipation.>>84485381>what kind of chadMostly chad personality, a bit athletic but not too buff, 5'8, more like a twunk I think, he posted a trist trap bulge pic and as I said "the way I would be sucking it for days" he instantly good in my dms for some reason, my profile was empty and he still insisted and wanted some sexting, I explained to him it was just a moment of weakness and I'm actually a shy virgin coward and he kept insisting asking if I need some help with my virginity, I don't know how far I can take this, I may chicken out at last moment, it's hard to say no when a decently looking man insists so much, I can't handle it.
Men are sooo scary like wtf
I'm not a pedophile but I want all of the boys
>>84485732men love eating each others assholes out and fight each other on their huge dicks and penetrate each other with huge dicks and groan and act aggressively doing it, it is very scary to even watch
>>84485634>>84485780that was for you nigga
Men also stink a lot, yes, including gay men. Some have poop breath
I wonder if I stink hmm
>>84481278MD from Jagged Alliance 2 is the cutest whatyoutalkinboutnigga
Mike Judge is my favorite American animator, his career is just banger after banger.>King of the Hill, Beavis and Butthead, Common Side Effects last year, movies like Office Space, Idiocracy, Spy Kids, Spy Kids 2...
>>84481278Apparently not. Last two threads ops are horrible but dog fucker is the worse one somehow.>>84481307Source: your ass>>84481450Autsists really are retarded aren't they>>84482650He canonically didn't have sex with kids, he was just weird
I really dislike poop humor, there's nothing funny and no I am not eating any boy's ass. I hope I get a classy bf
>>84487046Micheal Jackson befriended random little boys and invited them to his house for days and and slept with little boys in his bed and had a bunch of photobooks with artistic erotic photography of little boys. Obviously he molested them retard
>>84487062Since you're the classy one and I am an uncultured beast living in barbaric ways, would you let me eat your ass if you were my boyfriend? Surely you'd make sure to be clean and pristine and taste like a spring foundation there and you'd make greater work being tidy unlike most of the population.
>>84487074Except the photo books were not erotic but artistic and popular so I guess everyone who bought them was a pedo too and all the evidence against him was non existent. But sure keep spreading lies on 4chan.
Tell my fat lazy neet ass to get out and mow the grass when all I want to do is take a nap.
Bottoms tell me that my clitoris is too hairy for them to have sex with me
Today would have been a great day to take a selfie so I can actually have a picture of my self in case I ever need it. I felt super confident but I hadn't washed my hair before leaving and it was sweaty so it didn't make for a great picture sadly
I didn't mow the grass and nor did I take a nap, just brainrotted short content for several hours. Shit am I becoming a zoomer?
where do you actually meet other boystried discord but every server is just filled with teens
>>84488577relatable, I always take beautiful landscape shots and never ever remember to force myself in the frame to make it about me...
strangely, it kinda seems like eating a person with their consent is more ethical than eating an animal that was slaughteredmaybe there's some externalities i'm not considering, like the cultural implications of normalizing people-eaters.
Hi, used to be active here a few years ago, I guess I'm back. I just need somewhere I can vent this out.Anyways, I've been a repressed homo since I was 13 (20 now). Grew up homeschooled by mom, in a catholic family So I never developed any social skills. I never had any friends, and I still don't unfortunately.I don't blame my family, I don't claim victimhood. I've come to accept my life.Anyways, I've always thought about men, And I don't think I've ever been interested in women. However, I still repressed this throughout my teenage years. With unrestricted internet access, I was very much "tradcath" during 2016-2021. This was also around the time, I would buy lingerie online, and at the mall, hiding the panties underneath my mattress.Funny thing is, I still believed I was a good catholic while crossdressing, and I hated gay people. I had developed a strong cognitive dissonance.Fast forward to present, I want a bf, but I still hate most gay people. I think they are annoying, promiscuous, and gross.But I still want a bf who isn't any of those things. Someone who is attractive but reserved. Cleanly trimmed, and dominant is my type.Does anyone else feel the similar? where you hate normiegays possibly due to a repressed background?
>>84489665Very common, sadly turns into inceldom.
>>84484804Is this tingle? Also unless you're fat you're likely not that ugly. At least not fixably ugly.
>Gay bottom returns after years long hiatus to type out an entire paragraph explaining why he wants to date and fuck chad onlyIt's just turning into a running joke at this point and everytime this happens I'm vindicated and proven right
>>84490163Chad always wins, deal with it. I will remove your toenails one by one, and give you tickle torture.>>84490020Good thing I'm somewhat attractive, my backup plan is to whore myself out for money.
>>84489665contact? Im sure if u arent disgusting and don't have insane standards you vould get a normal dude.
>>84490163the 25 year old who edated me when I was 17 literally looks like that kek
>>84490360Just outta curiousity discord realbigtimeballerI'm bored
what are r9gay's favorite dojinshis?
To be quite frank, I'm not much of a gaycel. I'm just a geographycel who lives in the middle of nowhere and thus has no men to have sex with.I am going to be moving to a large city in 2 months. Hopefully then I'll leave this board forever.
>>84490473630403 is good it's incest rape wmam raceplay sorry
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>>84490163I unironically look like that, but I'm not a chud. How over is it for me r9gay?
>>84489665I hate normiegays because they're hedonistic, talk like women and into casual sex not because I'm repressed, hue2
>>84490501When you people say this you usually mean something like denver or miami and have no idea what middle of nowhere actually means.
>>84489665we all hate normie gays here :I THIS IS R9GAY!!!
>>84491575I live in a town with 3000 people
>>84491498If you grow out your hair you'll look less chudlike. The chud phenotype is only evident if you have buzzed hair
Would you date a guy with dissociative identity disorder who has a horny 11 year old boy alter
>>84491723Plus the glasses. Get different rims or wear contacts
>>84491498first off lose weight if you're rotund
>>84491837that guy isn't fat tho..
>bunnymuttLMAO
>>84491810Uh oh don't mention rimming or cuckbot will show up to beg you to post your dirty asshole so he can clean it
Got 93 percent on my japanese test yay
I dreamed about getting a cute alien bf this night, he was disguised as a human but I could tell he was an ayy. Sadly his mommy didn't want his son to racemix with me
>>84489040New cuckbot diet and it doesn't include bbc? Sounds like fake news to me
>>84492071Fascinating hypothetical cuckbot
>>84492055Cuckbot wasn't lying about being straight boys
oh please, get a room you two!
>Oh please, get a huge greasy veiny huge BBC you two!Yes!
>>84492465Shut up cuckbot no one likes you
>>84492528I like me a lot and I like how a black man's penis looks and a black will like me for worshipping his huge thick ebony pole
>>84490376Damn even dysgenic chud phenotype incels are getting more dates and interest from gay bottoms then I ever will just because I'm short with a norwood 2 hairline and a small 6.5 inch white penis
>>84492528I like him. He makes me laugh even if he's tyrone only
disgusting whores yay way woof
>>84492649say the raped whore with blown out leaking puffy asshole
>>84492638I'm so well liked here that people will pretend to be me and make imitation posts even when I'm offline and asleep or maybe they just hate meow simp as much as I do and enjoy ragebaiting him>>84492230You might want to rethink studying japanese meow I've heard that japan is becoming more and more anti immigration and has even started persecuting and harassing the african immigrants that you love to worship
I really hate when meow simp tries to imitate me, I just want my small tiny hairy little white clitty punched and slapped by a black man's virile dense hard BBC and worship it, I don't want to date a black tho
>>84492864Erm who are you talking to sweetie? Meow is the one who's asshole got blown out by a RAMPANT FERAL UNWASHED MUSKY HAIRY BBC shooting fat pozzed loads. I never even once showed interest in someone with BLACK skin or a BBC because my itty bitty tiny white pecker is a small quivering clitoris that's for white twinks/femboys only and they don't want me because of how ugly I am so I'm basically an asexual trucel pure innocent virgin
Went to a zoo yay
>>84492943What are you trying to do here? I know what I am, my tiny white little weenie clitty is for the WHITE twinks and femboys and cute men but my clitty THROBS when it think of BIG MUSCULAR WILD TALL BLACK MEN putting their HUGE BLACK GREASY SEXY COCKS on me and RUBBING against my tiny white clit because those BLACKS are CHADS and I am not a chad and my place is to be a BLACK MAN'S PLAYTHING he can MOG with his CHAD HUGE BLACK COCK and HUGE FULL HEAVY BLACK BALLS, stop imitating me meow simp
