I wish I wasn't a 35m virgin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zYL-XylC740:32
The frontman of mewithoutyou was also still a virgin around that age and it didn't make him any less cooler. You are more than your vcard status my guy my duderino frendo amigo. I bet you're breddy cool in your own way too!
>>84484443When/how did he lose his virginity? Did he have gfs before that? I don't really know them, just this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72xSdsQP3kk
at a certain point you might as well just die a virgin because the crash after losing your virginity from realizing how boring sex is would make you want to kill yourself anyway
>>84484390You do know I had the lewdest sexting on call ever last night with a girl much younger than me (still legal). Sounds like you are just lame
>>84484479Thank you, capt. obvious
>>84484475After marriage. He was resolved to remain a celibate forever until he met his wife so no previous gf's I think. They were THE hipster Christian band back then.
>>84484556Aaron was not entirely Christian iirc, just vaguely religious
>>84484478>how boring sex in your thirties isFTFYYou'll never have sex as a teen or with a teen, OP. You'll probably have to pay for erections. But the pharmaceutical industry that put chemical castration drugs in your water supply needs the money. The billionaires that own it need your money. You should be more productive and maybe you can marry a roastie.
>>84484390Virginity is based and cool, don't let this sick society we live in convince you otherwise, you're untouchable.
>>84484390>>84484390The best I have ever gotten regarding sex is oral sex (both giving and receiving) from an obese, crazy woman who had a stinky apartment and stank herself. I couldn't even get hard enough to penetrate and just sneaked away and puked in the shower. To this day I can't forget the rancid smell... Made me borderline asexual now, only 2D can get me going now.
>>84484607i lost my virginity at 18 and had sex in my twenties, anon. it was boring every time. masturbation is better and accomplished with less time and effort should the need arise, and sexual fantasy is superior to reality. i would happily go back and be a virgin again just to be able to imagine sex would be interesting some day and yet die a saintly virgin martyr. it really is just not that interesting.
>>84484646maybe you're just bad at sex.or the castration drugs in your water castrated you.
>>84484684not great at context clues huh champ
>>84484390I lost mine at 37. There's still time.
>>84484866I think you are glossing over a lot of things but in the end u right
>>84484866Time for what? If we're doing the thing that incels aren't real because we could choose to fuck a hooker at any time then yes there's always time. There's no time to fall in love with a woman worth staying with forever and losing it mutually and sharing a full life together. Once you leave college a virgin your only option is betabuxx wallet for a single mother.
>>84484860Sorry, 'friendo'You're just wrong.Sex is better when you are younger than 30 and can feel it.
>>84484920i am wrong about how boring i personally found sex and how anticlimactic it was to lose my virginity after all that build-up? you feel exactly the same after. at least if god came down and smited you as a whore or branded you with a scarlet letter it would be somewhat worth it for the defiance. sex is incredibly boring. fantasy during it and trying to have an emotional connection are the appeal, but relationships are also boring. people are so needy and despise being reminded of their own competence when what they want are asspats about how hard they have it. epidemic of humanity.
>>84484930So on the one hand we have you, and on the other hand we have everyone else who has ever talked about having sex.
>>84484930>epidemic of humanityat least you're doing your part by not breeding
>>84484478At 32 I'm just as horny as I was in my teens and I fap every day. I've never chased women and I don't care. I already saw in high school how some men get women by default while others have to work for it. I was never interested in working for it when I can simply fap, get my orgasm and get on with my day.I don't care I'm a virgin anymore and never cared much. Not only is sex probably overrated at any age but unless you're Chad, the amount of time, money and effort you have to sink into getting a mediocre foid is insane. I'm surprised normies still do it, only to then complain about nagging wives, boring marriages and dead bedrooms. That's because their wives never truly loved them and secretly still wait for a Chad to notice them. They only married these men for benefits and the social validation of having a husband. If you're not a Chad, chasing women is an incredibly foolish endeavor and it's better to admit that it was over before it ever began.
