i have a confession... but its really bad... i'll only tell it if anons promise not to tell anyone else...
>>84487350You have penis envy?
>>84487358no... its really serious... life ruining...
>>84487350Sure, let er rip.
>>84487444but... you promise you wont tell anyone... right...?
>>84487479I, anon, promise
>>84487350Go on and tell us, we're all friends here. you can tell us anything we'll keep it just between (You), me, Anon, and the FBI.
>>84487350Anon is a troonWe already knew
>>84487497>>84487514ok... i'll tell you... but its something really bad... make sure you're ready to hear it... might need a bucket or something...
>>84487350not like i even got anyone else to tell
>>84487479incoming repost on reddit for karma
>>84487479There are no secrets under heaven. Only eyes that cannot see and ears that cannot hear.
>>84487528ok I have my bucket now spit it out anon!
>>84487529>>84487544>>84487549>>84487573ok... here i go... today i farted but i ended up pooping too and i had to walk around with poopy pants xd
>>84487609...what a shitty situation
>>84487609As my friend George Harrison always used to say, "never trust a fart."
>>84487609i'm sorry anon, we'll have to take away your "big kid" privileges. you're getting demoted to pull-ups.
>>84487609you atleast washed your ass after that, right?
>>84487609that's kinda hot. do it again.
>>84488186oh hellll nah u a freaky as mothafuckin NIGGA!
>>84487609some jackass just told it the entire board... >>84488714