>tfw no chubby underboob sweat gf
wow I got a boner from this, pretty cool
why live if i can't lick off the sweat from my chubby sweaty dominant gf after a long day of work or a workout and then fuck her sweaty hairy armpits
>>84497398Don't kys, your taste is too good
BABY WANT MILKIES MWAH MWAH
>>84497367>tfw underboob sweat>tfw favourite lounging bra gives me between the boobs sweatCan't win with big tits.
>>84497544You ALWAYS win with big tits
>>84497557>sag>sweat>back painWhere exactly am I winning? I guess they're nice to hold and play with.
>>84497544Just one lick... please...
>>84497566You could probably marry a millionaire if you wanted
>>84497571Is this a safe space to admit that I like the smell of my tit sweat?
>>84497581HNNNNGHMust stink so good
>>84497544Sweaty paizuri pls
>>84497581slut stop boner baiting
>>84497367Is it over for small titty girls?
>>84497710Yes, unless you are one in which case please love me
>>84497367my ex's underboob swear smelled like vinegar
>>84497713>YesFuck my A/B cup existence
>>84497733jk, you still have more value than a 7/10 guy
>>84497739Audibly laughed at thisJokes aside, as a heterosexual woman I can appreciate a good set of hoonkers. Something about the shape and the curvature, very appealing to the eyes.But god are they impractical to have
>>84497747Not even joking lass
>>84497757Youre suggesting that im above a 7/10 guy? Why? Because I'm a woman, thats it? Id like tell you that I dont have any game anon, like, whatsoever.
>>84497764Girls don't need game, they have innate value which is higher than ever now
>>84497774If you were a woman in this timeperiod, what would you do?What do you think i should do?I dont know, people on the chan keep saying that women dont find men attractive and that women hate men bla bla bla but honestly most men i see on a daily basis are quite attractive. Like there are alot of attractive guys out there.
>>84497544SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. All I want, is a gf with big boobs. I can't fucking stand it. I also hate faggots like OP who keeps making threads about chubby girls. Why do other people start voicing that they like the same thing I do AFTER I liked it? 4chan must go back to wroshiping anorexia and leave a chubby girl for me. >>84497367Kill yourself.
>>84497781Just sort of exist in public spaces, maybe some online communities or even dating apps if you want to be truly flooded with options
>>84497795Damn. I dont know im not really at that stage im my life, im self improving before any relationship. Want to be a good partner desu.
>>84497790No let OP continue, as a chubby girl it's nice to not feel like an ugly piece of shit for once.
>>84497812Do you also have sweet underboob nectar
>>84497817Yes, I was complaining about it before.
>>84497812I had been routinely making threads looking for a chubby gf. Where tf were you?
>>84497810You sound young anyway so just don't worry about it
>>84497812Chubby is the new meta for women unless you're in Eastern Europe or something
>>84497832I fucking hate normies. Why are you all like this? You strip the joy out of everything good in the world and you do so at the whims of a collective consensus which you never even know exists. You only move wherever the collective wind blows.
>>84497846I'm not a normie personally, I'm a turbovirgin who just happens to like chubbies as well
>>84497367this picture brings me immense comfort
>>84497888It's like being an infant under my mother's bosom
>>84497710No, they're the best and I need one as my wife
>>84497764>im above a 7/10 guyWell, if you're tall then by definition you are...
>>tfw no chubby asscrack sweat gf
whats it smeII like?
>>84497367The universe torments me by denying me this it hurts so much
>will never have a soft squishy wife to cuddle and grope
>>84497812I need a chubby fembot wife. I would compliment you all the time
bumping both because this is funny
>>84497367Imagine having this view IRLI feel such a fucking loser never experiencing this
>>84497367I am shocked at the amount of robots who want this. Are men truly that simple?
>>84499231>Are men truly that simple?Yes. A soft, affectionate foid would do wonders for them
>>84497566>Where exactly am I winning?The world bows to your will (unless you are very fat)Checked
>>84499231Being able to look after a women with big boobs is my dream. I would jump at the oppurtunity to wipe the sweat from my gf/wife's underboob
>>84498218Like a bread starter that went off with fecoid undertones. I'm a big titty lover but working in hospitals I've come to hate fat people even more than I did before college. Disgusting subhumans. I need a woman with G cups and a 26" waist. No piggies allowed. I'd be willing to settle for small boobs like D cups as long as she's not fat. Just plap her a few times. By child six or seven her boobs should be in peak condition for me. My plan to keep her from getting fat overtime is our wedding anniversary. Every year she puts it on for anniversary wedding dress sex. Obviously I'll make some allowance for boobs and will alter that to fit, but waist must be maintained. We go somewhere nice to celebrate if she can still squeeze in there. If not instead of vacation travel I'll just take a week off work for us and only us at home. We do a lot of grilling, catching up, snuggling, and playing with each other while the kids spend a week with grandparents. Probably will get her pregnant again because an empty house, good food and drink, respite from responsibilities, closer connection, what else is there to do but make sure she is limping when we go to pick the kids back up?
>>84498173Whats the verdict on flatchested 6'+ women? Does it deter the huzz?
>>84499876>tfw no 6'+ mommy milkers gfI think we can work something out. Might not be good for sucking on but would you be willing to get those silicone fake boobs to stuff your bra with? It would feel nice to squish against me when we hug or when I'm spooning you I can hold one in my hand and pretend it's really yours. Just think of it as cosplaying yourself from an alternate dimension where you have giga bigga tiddies.
>>84499876can i suck on your ass meat
>>84499911Okey so it DOES deter the huzz. No, im not wearing silicon boobs nigga.How do I even recover from your reply?
>>84499934>>84499911Cont.Would you wear a silicone dick? I dont think so. Diabolical, I have never been disrespected like this.
>>84499945Nta but i would wear a strap on to bang both holes at the same time
>>84499876I don't actually know the consensus of men's preferences for how short or tall they like their women. For me personally there was this time I was waiting outside my uni classroom for the previous class to filter out and a lanky thin girl a full head taller than me walked out and seeing her for a few seconds illicited more feeling in me then I can remember feeling from any other kind of girl before
>>84499960Thank you for hyping me up man. I think there are some that like em taller, but 99% are from the dommy mommy crowd and I dont fw that.>>84499950But if your woman was displeased with the size of your member, and she told you to wear a silicone dick over it, would you?The kind of hypothetical the other anon suggested.
>>84499934Idk, I guess you could try to deflect and suggest you have something that's almost just as good as boobs that other women don't have. How's the hair situation? Glorious bush and fluffy tufts of fur on your pits? Red eyebrows? Long delicate feminine crystal iv marfan fingers? Pentecostal butt length locks? Do you like Irish folktales and reading them out loud with correct pronunciation? Make world class spaghetti and meatballs? I'm sure there's something here. Would you let me brush your teeth? Is there a semainaire in your boudoir full of nylon and lace? Maybe a big floppy sunhat and well stained apron from tending a garden. Polished nails with no chips. A bottle of Tom Ford white orchid or Dana TABU. If you don't have a boar bristle hair brush you might like one. Maybe you hold your porcelain coffee mug a certain way that is charming.
>>84497367>literally has crotch rot, but under the boobs>supposed to be hot somehow
>>84499945I see. Yes that might be a problem because a silicone dick might hurt my feelings. Sorry if I hurt your feelings. If it's body stuff then why not a collection of oils, sweet almond, grapeseed, castor? It feels good to massage and get massaged. If you think my dicks small we can find a vibrator, one of the kinds that plug in the wall.
>>84500050>she told you to wear a silicone dick over it, would you?Yes, but also I'd also shove a 15" horsecock dildo in her butt
>>84500050>Thank you for hyping me up manYou're welcome. I tells it like I sees it.
>>84500084I was joking I didnt find it hurtful at all. I found it funny as shit however. Like no one has ever suggested I wear silicone boobs. Made me laugh pretty hard.>>84500054By these standards I would absolutely repulse the huzz. Brah.Its time to go lesbian I suppose. I have attracted those unintentionally multiple times.
>>84500093Youre so freaky nigga damn. I decline the offer, nit my cup of tea.>>84499930If you somehow become my husband sure.
>>84498200Gekegeked
>>84500139Well you either like it big or don't like it big, no half-assed measures.
