Rumours of a 45-day ban are somewhat credible edition
>>84498303he's not even allowed in the club anymore mate. think before you drink
britfeel club bouncers
Why is he keeping his mates private?https://youtu.be/G2NAtorzqoQ
He lives in a government funded care home for retards, mongs and other undesirables. He wears nappies as a 40 year old man, is a virgin and has a micropenis that is also impotent. He is entirely dependent on state benefits to survive.As a person, he has a weird looking, long-necked mongoloid phenotype and his personality is a tedious mix of extreme dullness, repetitive tics and omniaddiction (alcohol, porn, drugs, gambling etc.).He has no real friends, his family has essentially disowned him and his only social contact is through /britfeel/ (where he frequently receives long bans for drunken national socialist supremacist rants where he threatens to kill various people) and the drug dealers he mistakenly believes are his friends but who routinely rip him off.
>>84498244I just logged on now and it still works :)
Have you taken the bennypill yet? If not why not?
>>84498303I personally think it's a 60 day ban. Grim.
>>84498342Still a better life than being a minimum wage slave
boring lifeless mongs obsessed with a lad from sunderland
>>84498327Because he is billy no mates ha ha
>>84498342Lol this was part of my summary I made for the lad asking for a qrd.
Might go out for a carvery later on today. What meat would you get? I'd normally just get Beef.
>>84498403Lamb and beef or lamb and pork it depends what they have on and if it looks cremated or not
lets say youre a mother whose son works a minimum wage job and still lives with you. how much would you charge him to live in his childhood boxroom?
The threads lowercase mongs two talking points are himself and childrens boxrooms. Grim.
>>84498429What are your talking points?
Morning one and morning all x
>>84498434Morning de lat and morning de lat every day we above ground it a great day what are you up to today
Reported every house with a "Vote Greens" thingy in the window to the police anonymously for "strong smell of cannabis outside".Cracking start to the day.
>>84498440Lazy day for me maybe some light vidya later followed by a binge watch on youtubes x
Nu freddinghams is itDon't mind if i do X
There never is any good game released like there were back in the day. I remember queuing up to get MW2 back in the day wow what a game that was. Zoomies don't know how good we actually had it x
World class bussy
what if the second ban was just too much for him to handle ;_;
This younger generation have no idea how good I had it, sat in my room alone playing video games. No friends, scared to talk to girls heheh. Yeah, I'd hate to be their age now. ;_;
>>84498481Pocket bussy
What if he doesn't come back, I'll have nothing to talk about. I am totally devoid of having a personality of my own. I'm a boring bitter and angry man lashing out on the interwebs.
HHL will never return. He's pulled a Shippy.
>>84498476I remember playing CoD4 back in the day and it was fucking phenomenal. I look at games getting released today, the total AAA slop "blockbuster" style games that are the 17th iteration in a series all coalescing into a local minimum of pre-packaged gameplay mechanics and then stuffed full of cosmetics to make it lose all artistic coherence, and I just get so put off. Who actually wants games like that vs something like Halo CE? On top of it the background of the industry is fucking dire. No talent, no vision, no set goal within a limiting framework to drive innovation. Instead we get trends like 60 quid games, live service, captured reviewer space and studio-playerbase relationships that genuinely border on psychotic. At least the classics can't be taken away from us, but fuck me the industry is in the worst state its ever been in. The only thing that can fix Big Game is for the AAA studios to collapse. End the 100 million+, six year development cycle. AAA games should have the budget of AA games and their teams should be 30-40 max instead of 100-500.
>>84498512I'll get a job and start a family.
Been on "Finding a rider to deliver your order" for the last 10 minutes, arrival order keeps getting psuhed back.It's not looking good lads, not at all...
>>84498396daniel long hair from sunderland falling off his bike on the way to work
>>84498503If I could go back I would do it all again and go out even less.
>>84498538What're you getting to eat?
https://youtu.be/yXU-ULNl2yASad!
16 years on 4chanSad!
That bunny is cute
>WW3 starting up @hormussy again Ruh rohIs it not
>>8449861220 years, meWouldn't change a thing
>>84498624Hm? The middle east?No I don't know what goes on over there!This is England!
>>84498612Me? 17 years. Been here since boxxy
Greggs on the way 4x lush x
>>84498646Wouldn't feed that shit to my dog. Absolutely disgusting.
>>84498667Good thing I am not you then init x
Smashing Guinness later
Why won't anybody drive to Sunderland and check on Sean?
Still can't help himself
might have an early lunch today, fuck it, why not? im hungry innit
>>84498587Mohammed turned up eventually, bread, lemonade x2 , apple pie, frozen mccains chips, onions, baguette and a couple of tins of beans.I'd have gone and got the bread myself but the local paki shop only has bread on wed afternoon they are fucking useless and they store the milk unrefridgerated so it goes off immediately.Munching on a tiger baton with german smoked ham from Aldi rn.
>Why won't anybody drive to Sunderland and check on Sean?Hmmmmmmm
might drive to Sunderland to check on Sean
>>84498720>and they store the milk unrefridgerated so it goes off immediatelyI thought this was just my local paki shop that did this.Can anyone else confirm this?
>>84498697Hope he expired lid one less mong leeching off of my benefit entitlement
No job for me until I get some guaranteed pussy cheers and thanks babes x
might drive to scarborough to check on kyle
might go widemouth and check on budey x
>>84498784why not convince a woman with your good looks and charm to sleep with you, no job required
>>84497848But you did nothing except sleep
>>84498697Worried about him. What if he garn lake
>>84498857probably worked on the backlog too
>Worried about him. What if he garn lakewe know
>>84498860What if he garn roker pier
>>84498866This could be a man's death you are making fun of.
Just had the buldak 2x spicyIs my hole going to be 2x spicy on the way out?
>>84498876Am I supposed to be bothered? Cue the sadviolin.mp3
>>844988783x maybe 4x spicier on the way out in my humble experience x
>>84498888Blessed quads x
>>84498303Can't believe how they treated ARE sean, not rite 1 bit
>>84498888>>84498896This is a very sad omen. Worried about our Welper now
Nah I'm good thanks no job until I'm getting some pussy luv ya xox
>>84498894No good that. Might rethink having them again if it is like lava coming out of my shitter
>>84498906No pussy until you're getting a job x
You can't get pussy unless you have a job or you are as good looking as me. I've got three bits of snatch on the side oh aye.
>>84498906A job would enable you to pay for a prozzie.
Wonder how escortlad is getting on x
Off to spoons in a bit it is the cheapest boozer around. I try to keep out of the way of the local drunks, though. They stink up the place.
>>84498929My favourite gimmick of the last year or so. It was so well written.
Sorry hun no job not happening not until I get some good pussy ahaha xx
>>84498929He's a top shagger now. Finally got over his oneitis and falling in love with whores, he's now addicted to sex and gone into debt paying for it.
Wonder how the best of bude is getting on x
>>84498950>Sorry hunYou sure you don't mean bussy?
Waiting for the postie takes the piss. Early every day when I don't have anything coming and on the days I am waiting they go out of their way to make sure I am the last stop. Cunts.
spoons is the McDonalds of pubs
My Indian coworker has been teasing me this morning hinting she wants to shag after work. Persistent little wench is gonna get it good later.
>>84498973Bet shes got that paratha pussy x
>>84498973>IndianYuk
SSM loves spoons
Would love it if SSM started camming he'd have that bussy lush on tap
>>84498973Ewwww think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell you twat
>>84498992I wonder if he would do scat play in private
Me? I don't concern myself about when or if the resident paedo will be back. I live in the here and now. Womfing it up in britfeel with the lids x
>>84498965Maybe you're a ray of sunshine in their lives and they save the best till last so they can cheer themselves up after a hard day.
>>84498992He used to "sharpen his pencil" on Chaturbate
https://youtu.be/vaN5x8nBwmk
>>84499016It the best way be
>>84499002Shagged her before mate and she is very hygienic. Told her I need a blowie on break later and she rolled her eyes and smiled.
Runescape aren't catering to my shut in needs for fuck sake. It not rite.
>>84499045Or maybe they are, and they are updating the system so you can have more interrupted play time?
>>84499060I doubt it. They fucked it last week or the week before introducting trillions of runes into the game only to roll back the game taking away 2 hours of progress and drops. Hate them me but keep playing the game because they've got me addicted. I'll never break free from their chains.
>>84499045They need to fix the membership jewing. I'm a lifelong player and cancelled. I can't even have multiple chars with one membership. It's unfair.
>>84499044She will smell of curry regardless of how hygienic she is. But since she's Indian she will wipe her poo using her bare hand, and she will drink and bathe in cow piss.Brown is also no colour for a pussy to be.
Couldn't imagine having sex with a non-white woman. It might be for you but it's definitely not for me.
>>84499124Do you just imagine you having sex with non white men?
>>84499136Funny little post, lad. Well done.
My cock cream ain't working
>>84499086Yes that is a huge problem for runescape. I want to play another account on OSRS sometimes while I AFK RS3 but can't do that using my main and that is the only account with an account half decent on OSRS and I don't fancy paying an extra sub just to start all over again.
Me? I love ethnic pussy. It seems like there is something more exciting about it desu
>>84499178I'm quite racist, from experience, but my weakness for the lesser races only goes as far as pajeeta's, something animal within me awkens :/It's very annoying.
What's a MX? Motocross me assumes.
>>84499207It's a woke genderless thing, like latinx instead of latina/latino
The only match HHL had on hinge was with an indian lass
>>84499207i identify as a mx bike corr
I would never have sex with a black or brown. I draw that line at East Asian, who are suitable for casual sex but not marriage or children (never race mix).
My Joe Camel gen 1's have arrived. Miss Joe Camel I do.
>>84499207Just means non-binary
Bloody hell I am famished, thinking of making a full English
>>84499257Yourself? Do you know how?
>>84499259... yes? What kind of stupid question is that. Do people not know how to cook things like sausages, bacon, baked beaks, and fry things in a pan?
>>84499259he could have some forrin deliver a stone cold fry for 5x the price and a 2 hour wait
>>84499213>>84499256Ah ok, thanks.>>84499228Reminds me of the joke about a motorbike winning the tour de france because it identifies as a drop handle bicycle.
i dont like porn anymore
>>84499292>i dont like porn anymoreYou'll be back.
>>84499292Until you remember you're an ugly unloveable cunt that nobody likes.
Just walked past a man openly smoking cannabis while walking his dogs. Didn't bother with the police, just got off the phone with the RSPCA who said they'd "make a note of the incident", but that's "all they can do".State of this country.
>>84499239They are FLYING in I can feel a 180 coming
>>84499300possibly...probably
>>84499345What weight ya chucking?
>>84499333walking the dogberg and smoking a spliff is one of life's simple pleasures lad
I thought there was no suitable first meal of the day items in the house, but just found a bag of hashbrowns.Is this how winning feels? No brown sauce to dip it in, unfortunately.
We love that you all enjoyed the HelperLad character, but to be blunt: we wrote ourselves into a hole. Focus groups responded negatively to the introduction of THAT video, yet we went ahead with it anyway. For the past five years, we have struggled to make HHL sympathetic or relatable, so we have made the decision to permanently retire the character.Thank you for your understanding.
Think Helen left SSM
>>8449936522g for these. Anything between 20-23 is good for me.
>>84499345just have to say:your previous pic of your new darts set-up was very aesthetic. i don't have great eyes, but i know art when i see it.
>>84499404Thank you. Darts is the only thing I really enjoy in life.
>>84499398I was throwing some 23s last night. Really used to be into it years ago, me and my dosser mates would drink and play darts and vidya all day every day. It was fun. Need to look into buying some more, as getting back into it (but not as dedicated).
>Anything between 20-23 is good for me.heheh, wouldn't mind half an ounce myself ;)(the fact you, dear reader, had to google this to check--and you KNOW you did, don't lie--proves that the metric system isn't all it's cracked up to be.)
Selection of warnies for wuncheon de lid?Go on de lid. Got the classics like cream cheese 'n wucumber, ham, mustard 'n watercress, perhaps a light tuna wayonaisse de lid? Can slip a woronation chicken in for wifty pence more de lid.
>>84499438Half an ounce is 14. I didnt have to look that up. What does that have to do with anything what point do you think you're making here in your addled brain?
>>84499429It is a decent game to get in to and to be honest I enjoy playing by myself or against the computer.
>everyone online calls Japan 'Nippon'>makes jokes about glorious nipponese steel folded 9000 times>start to learn Japanese>they call themselves Nihon
>>84499465hahaha you had to convert it, you even included the actual number.proves my point exactly. you could just use normal units to begin with, instead of going "i'd like 568 millilitres of beer, please!" or doing a a sprint for 100/299482947 the speed of light.
>>84499395He went out with his mates
Only forrins don't get our systems. It's sad to see, because they know some English, they think THEY KNOW. They do not.
>>84499477remember when people use to use the French 'e' for 'anime'? (can't type on /r9k/)or even 'Japanimation' unironically?also why is it 'Touhou' and not 'Toho', yet the setting is 'Gensokyo'? i know sometimes they do that line diacritic thing over the 'o's, but we just call the RL city 'Tokyo'...?
>>84499477Everybody knows its both. Its like the US and America. Another made up scenario for some reason.>>84499490No I just know an ounce of weed is 28g and halved it. What is your point.>dude different systems in different countries WHOAWow never heard that one before theres a different measurement system in america better start giving it what for about how one is better really great content never been done before. Has anyone ever told you you repeat yourself a lot
>>84499395It's not right that she was still with him anyway, after he cheated on her to groom and molest a young mentally disabled girl to suck him off in exchange for a happy meal.
ffs, not enough milk for my morning cuppa. it's basically nothing but coffee cubes ;_;
>>84499524Another inane question with a very basic answer but you believe simply raising the question at all shows how smart you are
Did you know americans don't have a u in colour? 12 years into a British r9k thread we have NEVER heard this one before
>>84499385He's a real person and we love him.
Where do you stand on civil liberties issues?
>>84499566https://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/newseatlookup.html
>>84499490I've just checked your employment history on both the British and American system and it seems like its 0 hours either way. How can that be lad when you're smarter than everyone?
>>84499560And they put Zeds instead of Sesses, mental.
Is someone having a melty about SI vs imperial units? Fucking hell it's getting reddity in here
>>84499584He started it >>84499438 for no reason, just to be reddit
>>84499524Make an official complaint to the Japanese language lad it CAN'T be that there's an answer but you just don't know it. If you've noticed this but you don't understand it it simply must be incorrect and wrong. Your keen eye has exposed this charade which has flown under the radar all this time. As to be expected from an above average intelligence.
Might take a bus to Sunderland to check on Sean x
>>84499606Please do, need to know he's ok x
Phwoar just imagine sticking your willy in there
>>84499627Revolting. I would tell her "please leave me alone, no I don't want your booty".
>>84499606You can't drive?
>Japanese has inconsistent romanisation>this is known>all sorts of different systems and historical usage (but that's just how language goes)>as late as the 2000s fans didn't just stick to Hepburn or something>they actually chose two conflicting spellings>even betraying the author's OWN English spellingssorry for bringing up this upjfc i forgot what Touhou fans are like
the yellow stain of her tainted bodyfather greasy nasty brown hued crackno way man i ain't touchin' that.
>>84499563he just wanted to talk about his man crush obsession, lad
>>84499627Your porn battered little dick wouldn't get past her arse cheeks
>>84499629>>84499644Why are /britfeel/ers such hopelessly alone NEETs. It really boggles the mind.
https://vocaroo.com/18DyXhw8K91vtried that piano classic Crossy stylethought i'd figured out the opening of 'Welcome to the Black Parade'fair warning to headphone/sensitive-hearing lads: it's a loud cacophony of me hitting random keys. got a bit frustrated tbqh.
>>84499669I am disgusted by gross fat fake tanned fake everything women. A better question is how were you psyopped into thinking it was attractive?
>>84499674That's not a better question at all. You're presented with the choice between no female and a lovely lass with a fat arse and a bit too much makeup. Rejecting the lass' sexual advances for those reasons borders on insanity with probably an element of homosexuality mixed in.
>no you see I actually know EVEN MORE than you thought lol:)>I was only pretending for a joke. I'm actually an expert >Lol ego threatened better flex my knowledge (various factoids which have stuck to my brain from internet addiction like flies touching a venus fly trap)>Lol obviously I was just asking questions I know the answer to so I can test you. Lol my intellect wins yet again
20-30 min nap
>>84499692That is not the choice at all, and even if it was I would kick that ugly orange bint to the kerb. She looks like she's had a BBL. Nasty fake skank. I bet her fanny is rotten and droopy.
>>84499674something that sticks out like a sore thumb in The Mummy (1999) is this lady. i can get WHY the classic bronzed/painted Cleopatra look is (was?) attractive. but this is just a modern woman from a music video.much like the scene itself, it's a blemish on what is otherwise a 10/10 masterpiece.
>>84499643They are not "conflicting" to most peoples ears they are homophones. So you already know all this why were you asking as if you're bewildered and confused? Concern trolling much?
>>84499702That is the choice because it was my scenario. Don't weasel your way out of it now gay boy.
fairly innocuous back spasm in the supermarket yesterday has turned into 24 hours of pain and unwomfiness. it not right.
>when they saw a dart is 20kgs and you're like>sorry old chap what? Wots that when it's at home ha ha a half ounce old boy? Jolly good >zoomers stare at me vacancy they don't understand all my life experience and wisdom from being A JOBLESS MAN IN MY THIRTIES lol sorry ill make a tiktok next time ha ha >/r/BritishProblems
Guys in america they call autumn fall. Let's performatively take a strong opinion on this
>>84499716I haven't weaselled my way out. I have told you point blank multiple times that no, I don't her because she looks too hideous.
WHY HASNT HHL POSTED YET HIS BAN IS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER
Seems like r/forren problems to me. We're ok with it.
Lol I already know everything obviously it was just a test lol :)
>>84499742Shut it IDmong
kek annoyingmong getting absolutely done in here
>>84499741I've been checking the Sunderland obituaries, terrified of what I might find. Someone that lives near the North East needs to do a welfare check.
>>84499749Kek, ya obsessed wee pooftah.
Lot of lads getting called gay here. Might it be projection by the same poster? We'd know if we had IDs.
>>84499741Still talking about yourself little lad?
>>84499769You don't know what's going on with all the skunk reefer in your brain 24 hours a day
Shagging an attractive man is objectively more straight than shagging an unattractive woman
>>84499776You are objectively gay
i thought i might as well join in seeing as obsessedmong has been talking about himself all dayincoming meltdown?
I'll tell you what is absolutely true: sex with an ugly fat woman is gayer than not having sex.
>>84499781N..no d..d..dont pppppost t..t..that
>>84499741give it a wee rest hhl
Hearing reports that anon has cleaned up his kitchen. Surfaces wiped, floor swept. Even the mop and bucket have been put to use.
>>84499781We already have it definitively debunked that he did anything wrong.
Me? Having a marihuana reefer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhQlcMHhF3w
>>84499796>We already have it definitively debunked that he did anything wrong.Hmmmmmmm am deboooonking
>we j.just need IDs>ttheyre s.scared of ID>ID would e.expose them>i know theyre out tthere >w.w.watching
>>84499800Good looking fella if I do say so myself
>>84499800Imagine the unwashed scent emitting from the nonce. It makes me feel unwell thinking about it.
>>84499802I didn't have to mention it, the fear of the ID is strong for some little lads.
>>84499800nappynonce
>>84499807His nappy catches any accidents so it's a myth that he smells bad.
>>84499791I think anon deserves a good head pat for that.
>>84499670What happened at the end there
My names Sean I definitely did NOT watch, download, and distribute that video but I made sure to gloat about watching THAT video on my tripcode and when prompted I was able to recall details from THAT video. But I did not watch THAT video.
Someone's being most posters again aren't they
Any formerly- or currently-banned right wing long-necks in right now, or no? Just asking.Get Captcha (1.296e+6)Please wait a while before making a post or verify your email here.
>>84499822And what was in that video? Do tell... was it the back of someone's head?
>>84499813The nappy ferments thus getting smellier by the hour x
>>84499817>got a bit frustrated tbqh.tried to actually properly learn here and there.ah well. can always just LISTEN to music innit.
>>84499833Are you back on that old diversion ha ha https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84479683/#84487798
>>84499833Why are you thinking about csam videos and what is in them? Have you got something to tell us? Sounds pretty suspect to me.
>>84499670Is that a fisher price keyboard lid?
>>84499842Yes, the one that you had no response for. You are a paedoprojector. Many such cases.>>84499846lol that might work if it wasn't you continually posting about alleged CSAM videos and what was in them. I was merely responding to YOU posting about it. Tiny retard.
>>84499854If that is what you want to tell everyone sean. Not everyone is as dimwitted as (you)
>>84499854Mong thinks im the same anon he is monging out to hahahahah take your meds schizo.You still wont say why you are thinking about kids all the time?
>>84499853No, it's a proper keyboard lid attached to a casio.
>>84499859>givingIn other words, at most you would see an adult penis. But even that is unlikely. It was probably a blurry video of the back of someone's head in a car.
>>84499873So you're saying you've watched that many of these videos you can tell the back of a 12-13 year olds head?
>>84499864Your retardation is a barrier to discourse. I don't think you are anyone. I responded logically and in simple terms. As I said, I was not the one that brought it up, I was responding to someone who did. I don't think about that.Your next response should indicate you have an IQ over 75 if you expect a reply.
>>84499882>Your retardation is a barrier to discourse. I don't think you are anyone. I responded logically and in simple terms. As I said, I was not the one that brought it up, I was responding to someone who did. I don't think about that.>Your next response should indicate you have an IQ over 75 if you expect a reply.Melty
>>84499864He doesn't really need to say why. Kids being fucked are his favourite thing to think about and talk about. But he's actually a boxroom nonce hunter.
He used to post threats all the time and not get banned. It not right.
14:37 and I already need a drink. Work is hell
>n...no i d..d...didn't w...watch it>i..its t..t.the bbbback o..of s...s...someones h...head>i..i... d...don't k..k..know hhhhow i..i..i k...know i..it b..but i.. ha...haven't w...watched .ii...it>b...but i...its d...deffo t...the bbbbback o...of ttttttttttheir hhhh...headahahahah
>>84499837Might as well keep going. Everybody starts somewhere.
>>84499900I used to sneak a beer in at dinner. I usually went to tesco, got a meal deal, then got 2-3 bottle and smashed them in a park near work.
Snarfnonce the defender of lollers on a mad one smdh
I read SMDH as suck my dick honey what the fuck?
>Your retardation is a barrier to discourse. I don't think you are anyone. I responded logically and in simple terms. As I said, I was not the one that brought it up, I was responding to someone who did. I don't think about that.>Your next response should indicate you have an IQ over 75 if you expect a reply.Now this is a melty
>say something retarded>get called out on it>"now this is a melty"Is /britfeel/ just this on repeat
>i c.called you o.out
seethemong megamelty incoming... AGAIN
>>84499928You are fuming and it 4 5 6 7x lush
>y..y..y.ou..are...f...f..f..fuming
>>84499837It is pretty universal when you hit record your music skills go down the toilet. It takes a lot of time to get through basic things without loads of mistakes.
He's called you out big man. It's over.
Why won't you reply to this>>84499873So you're saying you've watched that many of these videos you can tell the back of a 12-13 year olds head?
>Romesh Ranganathan on the celebrity traitors lineupMight actually just not watch it solely because of him.
>>84499965I have watched 0 such videos which is at least 1 less than you.
>>84499972So no reply?>y..you d...d..didn't s..s...say y...you've nnnnot wwwwatched one h..h..a...hhh...hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha
>>84499969How long into the first episode will he mention people only voting for him because he's brown?
>>84499969Fuming that a brown man is doing better in life than you is it?
>>84499972You have been done x
Cheese on toast for tea the question is WHAT CHEESE? I'm off to tesco so any ideas would be appreciated
>>84500004I usually go for a mix of a strong tasting cheese for flavour and mozzarella but the low moisture stuff you can get in blocks for the nice cheese pull
Seethemong's techniques don't actually work, because his responses have nothing at all to do with what's been said so you just read it and respond with "huh?" and then move on.But he just keeps spamming it the entire thread, which I guess is the only part of what he does that's effective, insofar as it's annoying spam that nobody wants to read.
>>84500015>Seethemong's techniques don't actually work, because his responses have nothing at all to do with what's been said so you just read it and respond with "huh?" and then move on.>But he just keeps spamming it the entire thread, which I guess is the only part of what he does that's effective, insofar as it's annoying spam that nobody wants to read.Melty
Full line-up for Celebrity Traitors is as follows:>Amol Rajan>Bella Ramsey>James Acaster>James Blunt>Jerry Hall>Joanne McNally>Loe Lycett>Julie Hesmondhalgh>King Kenny>Leigh-Anne Pinnock>Maya Jama>Michael Sheen>Miranda Hart>Myha'la>Hannah Fry>Richard E. Grant>Rob Beckett>Romesh Ranganathan>Ross Kemp>Sebastian Croft>Sharon RooneyThoughts, lads?
>>84500015> insofar as its annoying spam that nobody wants to read.So just like hhl then?
>>84500015i filter the little spastic brain man child
>>84500021Never watched it. What is the premise?
>>84500025Maybe it even is HHL. He has a humiliation fetish and often sameseans as someone arguing with himself.
>>84500034I've been thinking this a long time as well it really isn't outside of the realms of possibility.
>n..n...no it's sean >i..i..it's not me obsessing over him everyday
>>84500025Correct. Two sides of the same mongcoin x
>>84500052>n..n...no it's sean >i..i..it's not me obsessing over him everydayMelty
>>84500014I've never thought about doing it like that but i'll try it. Maybe a extra mature cheddar and see if I can find the mozzarella, do you think pre grated would do?
>>84500021Typical assortment for this sort of show it seems. Classic disproportionate smattering of talentless BAMEs and women, BBC panel show approved "comedians", literal whos to try and appeal to the hip young kids and then a few actually interesting/good value people (Grant, Kemp, Sheen).Snore. Will probably just skip to the roundtable every episode.
>>84500034He is on here 24/7 when he can use his trip. You think he gets one ban and just stops?
>>84500021>Leigh-Anne PinnockSHE IS LUSH
>>84500103deary me
>>84500095Hoe many picture of him and his posts do you have saved?
Can't use my trip? That's fine. Plenty in real life to occupy time with my wife, my kids and my career. Oh wait I live in a care home.
>>84500109>Hoe manyMong
>>84500103Ugh..... looks like a man crosswed with a primitive ape and the result went wrong
>>84500114>Can't use my trip? That's fine. Plenty in real life to occupy time with my wife, my kids and my career. Oh wait I live in a care home.His life is still better than yours though?
>>84500126>His life is still better than yours though?>Oh wait he lives in a care homeNever mind
>>84500129He has people waiting on him and can do whatever he wants whenever he wants. He can even just go to the toilet anywhere anytime and it gets cleaned up.
>>84500109Me? 10 posts at most, each one of them gets under his skin x
>>84500135Alri sean
>>84500129If your life is better than his then you wouldn't spend all day everyday trying to convince us and yourself that his life is shit.
>>84500135>>84500143>He can even just go to the toilet anywhere anytime and it gets cleaned up.>He is an adult who wears nappies that he is incapable of changing himselfNever mind
>>84500135>can do whatever he wants whenever he wantsAre you 5 years old? Anybody can become a feckless benefit scrounger if they want. Most people don't want that. Scrounging isn't an achievement lol.
>>84500153Oh dear oh dear sounds like somebody is jealous.
Yes we are envious of a 30+ year old who wears nappies
>>84499904>>84499955genuinely sweet + encouraging posts, thanks lads!learning does get tricky as you get older (i have many regrets as i'm sure we all do). but i found a good method for learning that suits me, just need to get back into it. also, my Ritalin prescription.
Just realised scroungers lying on their PIP form is their version of GCSEs and A Levels. They do their "imaginative essays" then wait for their results. Full PIP is an A grade etc. Lol
>>84500159And they still need help with it. Most of them couldn't do it without the TikTok/YouTube videos and advice forums telling them what they need to write to get free benefits forever
In the dole scrounger world helper feels like an A* student for going all the way to care home patient. That's like getting a 1st in a uni exam. Not realising he's "achieving" results in a game that most people don't want to play. >im not just a scrounger. I'm GOOD at scrounging Lol
>>84500167I feel this doesn't apply to most of us in here even though a few of us are on pip. I at least filled mine out truthfully.
Sean Allan was the young face of the BNP in 2009, what have you done with your life?
Like it's meant to be impressive to be good at a bad thing. No that just makes you even more bad. Lol
Alright lads enough now.
Why's he still talking about him?
Support are Seanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U21vjkKK6oc
>>84500183No on here you've got blad subscribing to forums (using dole money) to download PDF guide documents on how to write the form to scrounge the most dole possible
I bet Sean is laughing his bollocks off at all this. 5 weeks later you lot are still obsessed over him!
He's still going on about him?
>>84500204Is that actually a thing? I know about looking on reddit (after the fact of getting pip mind you) but *paying* for a form? That's bad.
>>84500202It not right. 15 years later and he's still being bullied by twolls.>one of the brightest young lads i have seen in a long timeHas anyone ever said that of any of you that bully him? Perhaps he is due some respect
He's still at it?
Madri or Fosters
>>84500184in 2009 i was having sex with my gf and browsing 4chan. also ran a 'gig production company' (lol) with my friend.bit of a nerd, though. none of me or my mates made the switch to Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition, since our EMA barely covered the cost of cider and hash.
>>84500231The former for me.
>>84500231Neither both of them are grim
>>84499853>>84499865basically 2bh.
>>84500270I have zero talent, anon. I was the bottom reply, I was just being silly.
I'm on my 4th melty in 3 days. I need help.
wish i'd picked up keyboards instead of guitar
Twolls lost x
>>84500316You're in luck anon, you can do both, with the wonders of modern technology.
>>84500283it's okay anon i have no talent either. the only Casio in my life is my Casio G-SHOCK vintage chronograph.but yeah was a whole mess of an aux cable in an adapter hooked connected to a motherboard line in input and the whole thing has this electrostatic interference (i can hear buzzing/static on non-USB headphones and it drives me insane)
Is anyone planning on checking on Sean? It's too far for me, but I need to know that someone is going to check he's OK
How can you lose in a game with only one player?
He is still on about him?
>>84500349He is consumed by himself anon
My old mate is voting green because they will legalise heroin, what a scum bag
>>84500344social engineering, lid. i destroyed this guy at noughts and crosses on /tg/ the other day:>>>/tg/97981326he thought he was playing. but really, i was playing him.
>>84500362Would love to overdose on heroin and die a painless death. I do not have the courage to jump off a car parking building.
>>84500346The computer beats you. Use your noggin little lad
Anyone else had a goon over zack polanskis mum?
How long after you wake do you start thinking about him and other named 4chan posters?
>>84500401Seasidemark? It depends on when I open you utubes he is usually at the top of my subscription box x
>>84500372>Would love to overdose on heroin and die a painless death.what actually happens? how does it feel? (obviously we're not going to get first-hand accounts)you hear about barbiturates and how pentabarbitone is like drifting of to sleep, but heroin? maybe synthetic opioids aren't the same but when i've been far too daft with them it's like being dead for a while, then waking up in absolute psychological hell with some of the worst internal pain i've ever felt.
>>84500401It been a long time since I thought of the beast of bude
>>84500400Had a dream where The Green Party won, and they rounded up Restore Voters like myself and put us in camps. Then Zack Polanski hypnotised me until I grew large breasts and then they had a blue-haired lesbian with a nose piercing hoop, who fondled my breasts. They had me hooked me up to a semen milking machine.
>>84500301Oh aye lashing out at lads making sure they know their place and that is a LUSH x
Job? Nah, not getting any pussy so what's the point?
I've never worked and im 37 years old
Cheeky lime and soda in sunny Sun-der-land.
>>84500445Absolutely fucking LUSH mate, plan on ever working or do you think you'll go the whole hog without a day's graft in your life?
>>84500447It isn't lush if I could work I would. I hate living on so little.
>>84500415Bless you. Love you too.
>>84500453Seen any good milkers lately
The scallywag of Sunderland
>>84500453Need more pics of single mums please x
Reported to Warl. Kicked off wooty team. Ran off to /int/. Oh aye.
>>84500464All because you are jealous of him. Sad
>>84500460He has never taken a picture of single mums. He took a picture of the baby he was stalking that was getting breastfed in private. You into that? Babies?>>84500453Nonce
Wonder if Sean's mum does anal?
Paedoprojector had a 3 day melty over the beast of bude last time
Wonder what Sean's dad is up to?
>>84500476Anal, in all likelihood
>>84500474Still got them on your mind?
>>84500476He's living in a care home, same as his son
>>84500455B&M is always good for some MILFy types in leggings. Lidl a bit so-so. Morrisons by the gym so best for skin-tight clothes mummies.
>>84500476Sleeping with the fishies
Bet bude is ripped as fuck
Yummy mummies must be protected at all costs
>>84500445Do you think there's a chance you'll able to turn your life around? Or do you plan on NEETing forever? I mean at almost 40 with zero work experience what else is there for you to do?
>>84500487Cor lovely stuff. I saw a yummy mummy on the way out of Morrisons yesterday, with a 4 year old daughter
Actually on tour in Oxfordshire right now so not able to fulfil all obligations.>>84500493You would be wrong. 6 foot 2 though. Mummy-friendly.
>>84500487Why do you stalk children?
Always wonder about NEETs in their late 30s or 40s. How have they managed to stay unemployed for that long?
>>84500499That's upset me a bit finding that out. I thought you were some jacked up roided out predator
>>84500504Signed on and never got a job. Not some big mystery.
>>84500505He is a fat paedo. Shocked pikachu.
>>84500498Love a past-prime MILF. They become invisible so quickly after kids and they lap up any attention that fulfills their craving.
>>84500510He isn't a paedo, he only takes pictures of single mums
>lusts after large-breasted adult women>britfeel: "is this a paedo?"
>>84500502I do not stalk children. I ogle milfs. Big difference.
One of the 5 great guys plus one knows bude and can vouch he isn't a predator
>>84500510I never said fat. Or paedo. 6 foot 2 and farmer fit.
>>84500530>farmer fitKnow I understand why he get's so many MILFS
>>84500504I could have done it if I wanted to desu
I have already accepted my fate
>>84500513Show me one picture of a single mum he's taken. I'll wait. You won't. You can't.The only picture he took is when he was taking creep shots of children >Good morning from Widemouth Bay in Cornwall. The woman driving this car is currently breast feeding her young child
>>84500541Wonder if he got close enough to hear the sucking sounds of the baby on the teat
>>84500541Yes he was just describing what he saw as he was arriving in the car park. He only got a picture of the mum from behind.
>>84500508So you just get standard UC? 400 pounds a month and that's it? And you're content with that?
Me? UC + LCWRA, Enhanced daily, standard mobility. It lush x
>>84500561And disability are you pretending to have lad
>>84500564>And *what* disability are you pretending to have ladNone, thanks
>>84500547Oh no I'm not on bennies, just saying that it's not incomprehensible how some people do. Plus, there is almost nobody in the country on *just* UC. Once you get one benefit they cascade into others. You can get PIP, JSA, housing benefit, council tax reductions, fuel allowances, motability cars, electricity and gas payment moratoriums (energy companies have a legally enforced 'duty of care' which means they can't shut you off even if you don't pay lol), free prescriptions and on and on the list goes. You are even legally entitled to free wigs if you're unemployed and lose your hair. That's not a joke the government carves out a specific entitlement for people to get free wigs.Living on bennies is not unfathomable, millions of people do it.
>>84500546He was following cars around to take photos of babies being breastfed? That's normal in your opinion?>He only got a picture of the mum from behind.Just like the video Sean watched is it?
>>84500564>And disability are you pretending to have lad*what disabilityDo not mongboy me, a word got deleted
>n.n.no im n.not pretending>its me a..a..a.a.autism>its r.real>waaaaa
I should get some popcorn. This is HILARIOUS.
The more astute among you (MY SIDES) will recall BoB intentionally posted his trip to end the gimmick so ANYONE can pretend. Even me.
>Approximately 1 in 2 people will be diagnosed with cancer in their lifetimegod damn, thats really gay.
>>84500567So what's preventing you from working and doing things that means the state has to pay you
>>84500446the Port of Call or somewhere? looks weird and modern, don't trust itThe Ship Isis lad, that's what you want. or that weird one on the corner in that bit near the theatre, big modern plaza place then this nice pub. The Dun Cow, maybe (dunno if it's still there)
>>84500605Right first time yeah
>>84500572That's what he saw when he got into the car park which is unfortunate but women are free to breastfeed in public if they like. He only takes photos of single mums so I don't believe the photograph you speak of exists.
>>84500596that shut you all up lol
tfw Warl messages you to "have a word"
>>84500604I have a disability that I am keeping private for private reasons but it means I am unable to work
She's so beautiful, as well as racist. She's perfect.Where can I find English women like this?
60-day ban, you say? The HORROR.
tourists unaware the trip was revealed already
>>84500630Mid as fuck honestlyAnd you sound well creepy>n o n c e
>>84500621Mate he was tailing cars with little babies in them like inspector gadget taking zoomed in photos of little babies wtf are you on about. NONCE
>>84500624Or maybe only you care about this.
>>84500640Hate to see it. Such a rookie mistake.
>m.m.muh disability >its r.real>k.keeping it p.p.p.p>.pprivate
>>84500644I don't think these images exist personally and they're not images I am comfortable speaking about, and I don't think budey would be either
>>84500646well I posted so you can assume yes. absolute chaos.
>>84500642Whatever you say honey. Sorry she's not a fat tatted up orange slag
Which britfeel personality do you want back?
>>84500661Welsh titlod
>>84500661Lollers all the way!
>>84500661Footlad
She's so perfect. That milky white skin. The freckles. The blue eyes. This is a real English rose, not that slop that turkmong watches. I want to make Aryan babies with her.
>>84500630Not in turkey thats for sure
>>84500652>I don't think budey would be eitherWhy was he taking those images then while he was stalking the little kid and bragging about it?>The woman driving this car is currently breast feeding her young child
>>84500661Ebin and it's not even close, loved that guy
Same dreary anon posting the same dreary gimmicks.
Same dreary anon reading the same dreary gimmicks
>>84500673>young childWhy did he say it like that? Obviously only young children get breast fed. Why does he feel compelled to include that?
>>84500673He's describing the lovely views from widemouth bay, he can only describe in detail things that he has seen. I still don't think this photo exists though so I guess I'll leave it there. Prove me wrong without posting the photo though, if it exists.
>>84500686Because he's a vile beast.
>>84500692He told us he took a photo and a video, so of course it exists.
>>84500692It does exist. It's the photo where the mother clearly parked where she believed she had privacy not knowing there was a fat beast tailing her taking images of her baby. https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84370797/#84372136Imagine whats on his phone camera that he doesn't share here.
Bude? Sean? Both witnessed underage nudity of some kind, just in different settings, and they both posted about what they'd seen. Both vile beasts x
>>84500714Neither witnessed underage nudity.There is faux outrage from paedophiles who project their desires onto others.
>>84500700Yes, of a single mum>>84500711A blurry picture of the back of a car? You can't even make out the reg plate lol... lmao even. This image doesn't exist does it.
>>84500714Both samefag to defend themselves >noo I only watched it from behind Ha ha ha ha ha
People really getting outraged about a blurry picture of the back of a car, and a blurry picture of the back of a head in a car.
>>84500733You're a nonce and you're lucky Bude hunters haven't been informed.
>>84500740You really stalking cars so you can take photos of babies
>>84500730The same anon plays both sides. You can tell, and tell a lot of this is all by the same dreary anon.Year after year, DM Andrew Shippy Lollers. Same shit different day.
>>84500734>>84500740Resident Nonce rights activist proving the point at the same second is chefs kiss
I've been watching young birds through the window today. Very cute. Truly I am blessed
>>84500749Feathers=ruffled get your priorities straight WRONGUN
>>84500759Ego=inflated.Aww, he wants all talk to be about himself.Do you have anything interesting to say?
Anyone from Bude in?
Beast of Bude and HHL have both been done. I knew they were of the same ilk. Vile nonces.
>>84500749Yet you continue to come here. Why?
Me? Got my noncealyser running 24/7.Always goes off the scales ITT
Never see BoB and HHL together do ya? Makes ya think. Both MIA. Makes ya think.
>>84500773The only real nonce here is lollers, and he's one of those "moral" nonces who only looks at drawings of children.
>>84500776Right.... an unemployed spacker in a care home who can't drive went from Sunderland to Cornwall in order to watch a woman breast feed in a car park.The conspiracy theories around here are becoming ridiculous.inb4 I'm accused on being HHL or BoB or both
>>84500777He is the king of the nonces and his right hand men are budey and hhl
>>84500781Yeah that one is a bit of a stretch, if it was more local though I wouldn't be surprised
Lollers, Budey, and Sean... The noncing triad
Off to the chippy does anyone want anything getting?
>>84500803Large chips, Large cod, Curry, Peas, Large battered sosij as a starter.
>>84500771Why do you try to force this on the thread, then samefag to make it appear a certain way?
Right im off to have a whirl on the fleshlight again lads cya round
>>84500803Real identity of BoB please m8Large chipsBattered sosijHandjobGentle fistingKetchup
>>84500816Describing yourself, Sean?
eye deez nuts
I dream of a nice welcoming pink vagina
Wish I wasn't a scrounger layabout but it's how the tables have turned x
Off to Bude. Anyone want anything special? Be specific.
I haven't had a proper shag since I was 18, I don't count shags when i'm not in a relationship with someone as a proper one though.
>>84500834Milky baps
>>84500834Piccy of a extra mature MILF please, sundress preferable.
>>84500834Leggings milf from that gym you were talking about phwoar siiiiit onnnnn mmmyyyyy faaaaace mummy
The best day of my life was when a drunk Russian woman did a piss in front of me in the snow. I'll never top it.I wanted to shag her so bad, but sadly it never was meant to be. She rejected me repeatedly, but the fact she let me watch her piss was pure bliss.At the time I did not eat the snow, but if it happened again, I'd be gobbling it down.
Imagine posting things that never happened. Sad.
Nearly 90% done. Looking forward to a thread for good lads not seething wankers.
>>84500868This happened. I'm a KHHV so this was the closest I've been to an exposed fanny.
>>84500803could you ask if they do that thing where they dip chocolate bars in the fryer? if not, just chips with scraps (no fish matter JUST the scraps) and a latte.
>>84500879Never said it was you lad X
>>84500877You know you use your own free will to post here. Just saying.
>>84500880love scraps me>t. FAT
>>84500868I do only count proper shags as ones where I am in a relationship though?
>>84500895Oh yeah. Too many seethers today. Nowt to do with me.
>>84500908You asking or telling?
>>84500892Well that's basically the reason I have a pee fetish I think. I basically want women to piss on me now, but I didn't used to.I'd been trying to shag that lass for months, and then one day when she was drunk and needed the toilet, she just pulled her pants down and squatted down, and I saw the piss coming out of her fanny. I masturbated to it so much.I've actually watched women piss TWICE but the 2nd time was weird so I don't discuss it.
>>84500908Never said it was you either lad X
>>84500922Then whats up x
It overs x
Need HHL back, lads. He's the soul of this general x
*feels a bit cold even though wearing 2 hoodies (one fleece lined) and his thermal trousers*Might be ill me lids.
>>84500928Calm downs x
Me? Off to akbars of bradford soon x
>>84500918When I wash younger a drunk lass friend pissed out of the window of my car when I was driving. Left a wet mark on the door. I licked it when I parked up and was solo.
>>84500749He's been doing the same routine for 16 year, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. He's got fuck all else going on in his and has got fuck all to talk about
ITT: piss fetishists and beasts
Why's he still talking about himself? Weird... deranged even.
Fuming because budey and sean are paedos
Any volunteers for next thread or me?
>>84500955>Any volunteers for next thread or me?Yes.
>>84500955You please. Can we have a train themed bake please :D
Buding cos Budey and Buders are budos
Sean Allan's 2 inch chode x
>>84500932It was a tightly run ship when he was chairman. It's an absolute shambles now.
>>84500961Speak nicely to >>84500959
>>84500959Can I pretty please have a train themed bake x
>>84500939Bit grim that lad, but I understand. I would have done the same
>>84500918You sound like a proper wrongun so not surprised women stay clear of you
>>84500959475. Get on it. Put this one to sleepybyes.
>>84500974I'm not really volunteering.>>84500975I'm sure the other anon will do one for you.
well yeah the leader doesn't need to do anything. you should be able to solve this
Me? Glazing myself online, nothing better to do x
>>84500978Explain how? I have done nothing wrong.
>>84500989Pipe down virgin
why won't he talk with the trip on
>>84500993Being a virgin is not a crime and we are allowed to speak.
https://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
>>84498303Why do you guys call Muslim Criminals "asians"?
>>84501004You will pipe down because I say so. Cheers x
>>84501014And what will you do when someone doesn't?
was out with mate A yesterday on pregabalin and we sat on some outdoor steps in a trendy/hipster hotspot. first time around people that wasn't just in a supermarket, for quite some time.just really felt my age. plenty of 30+ people on their way to gigs or events, even a few elderly couples just on nice walks. but for the most part it was young adults. it was heartwarming seeing them just going about their evenings. but at the same time it really hit me that the 'openness' of my 20s is long behind me. even purely physically, my knees hurt, i can't drink any more, i'd want to go to bed after 1-2 hours of live music.where did the years go?
Train edition >>84501025Train edition >>84501025Train edition >>84501025
>>84501019I am a man you are a boy. This is why you listen to me.
>>84501033Lovely ty ty ty
>>84501039Incorrect unfortunately
>>84501012Because technically they are Asians. Asia refers to the whole continent to the east of Europe, including the near East.Americans decided that Asian specifically only means Oriental people, because they dcided the word "Oriental" was a slur due to the euphemism treadmill and early history with Chinese and Japanese immigration to the United States.We still use that word in Britain, in fact you'll find thousands of Chinese takeaways with "Oritental" in the name.In Britain "Paki" became a slur, also due to the euphemism treadmill (Pakis raping and doing bad things), so their own demonym became an insult here, so the media and government latched on to "Asian" to describe them, similar to how in the US you started to call N words "coloured", and then "African American".
Might as well finish the edish off love you lads but not the nonces I don't love you
I will also help end the thread.
it not rite him delete them videos
We did it lads, 500
>>84501103Yay we can dye happy*pulls out a bottle of orange liquid*
>>84501050good summary. pretty funny how this has always flipped back-and-forth. i mean 'British Asian' isn't the worst as far as political correctness goes. i don't know if they're Indian or Pakistani or Bangladeshi, fine, catch-all term.but when did 'Oriental' fall out of favour? that's the demonym for the area. 'East Asian' is pretty clunky because now it suggests there's 'Asia' (South Asia) and 'East Asia' (not the eastern part of South Asia, but some other place).
>>84501050Just call them Hajis. It's an honorific title for a Muslim who has successfully completed the Hajj pilgrimage to Mecca. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GizaUGi-ojE
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