lidl bude edish
>>84506791Never been inside a lidl me
IM GOING TO MENTION SEAN ALL DAY THEN CRY WHEN SOMEONE POSTS THE SCREENSHOT I DON'T LIKE
Helpercoded choon xhttps://youtu.be/Vl6gS09MkF8?si=dHXDRqa9eezynU9T
>>84506803lmao this might be the most pathetic thing anyone has ever posted
FLESHLIGHT EDISH
>>84506801It's a decent budget supermarket and one that is cheap enough for us bennymongs to live off of
Never been inside a woman me
Me? I've been inside a few, none recently though.
>>84506803Do you have a large collection of these pocketpussylad?
>>84506809You call it pathetic I call it having pussy on tap>>84506829I've got 5 of them I use in a regular harem rotation
>>84506821I put my finger inside a lady's fanny once and afterwards it smelled
>>84506805he only JUST died and ffs it's a classic trance choon it doesn't sound right IT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT
Welper loyalists readying the ScudsIf we're garn down we're taking the world down with us x
>>84506835>I've got 5 of them I use in a regular harem rotationHold up, think we have a new contender for most pathetic post ever
>>84506803absolutely based desu de lad
>>84506835>I've got 5 of themProof?
cor what an edish!I had one of their onigiri today for the first time and it was bloody lovelynot helpful at all for my recent obsession with Japan
Why won't it stop raining? Have to leave my boxroom in 15
I'll keep my fleshlight collection private going forward the world isn't ready for it
>>84506888Do fleshlights actually feel like a pussy?
>>84506894How could he know?
>>84506894No, nothing like a proper fanny. It's just a different experience really. I'd not recommend using one if you've not experienced the real thing.
>>84506851Thank you lad. Are you a fellow fleshlight connoisseur?
for every>Gary Jules - Mad Worldthere's an>Aurora ft. Naimee Coleman - Ordinary World
I have never been inside a woman but I hope to one day x
>>84506845It is only like a girl having a few dildos anon
>lass in pornslop has braces so you can pretend its a child Paedo beast
I'll post my collection later on tonight
>>84506931you're coming in clear, Anonymous #84506931.
>>84506955Everything is above board
>>84506955I watched a porn where she's 4 foot 8 and has braces and pigtails and wears a schoolgirl uniform
>>84506835>a regular haremPieces of plastic you have to wash your smelly beast spunk out of lol
>>84506953that is equally strange.you can wash these. they're not 'characters'.
>>84506888>I'll keep my fleshlight collection private going forwardToo late paedo you've posted it now and that wasn't the best idea.
I'll keep it private, the world isn't ready to talk about adults using adult sex toy.
Talking about kidsPOGGERS!!!Talking about adult pussiesNOOO PADEOS!!
Imagine what the beast has in private he won't share here. How many GBs of images.
>>84506992I don't mind sharing my collection, it's all bought from amazon
>>84507004Do you do it raw or do you use lube and shit?
>>84507004More interested in your hard drive lad you like braces? Zero doubts you've got the real deal saved somewhere and it'll come to light. Mong thinks 4chan really deletes exif lol.
I've got nothing to be worried about other than my fleshlights getting worn out
>>84507024Yeah nothing wrong with it lad do you tell your mum about your harem "I like that she has braces because she looks young" "like she's in school hehe" have you introduced your mum to your girlfriends lad?
>>84507017I'm not mega comfy talking about the whole process of wanking sorry>>84507033I don't really talk to people about how my last wank went, do you?
>>84507058Yes I talk about that all the time. I have nothing to hide.
Good for you, same here, but I don't think normal people go around talking about their last wank, but I could be wrong.
Ebin talked about his wanks
>>84507058So you're hiding it? Let's say your mother came to visit, you do have your own place right? You're not hoarding paraphernalia under her roof? How much do you hide if somebody comes round? How many little things do you have where you know it would destroy your life if people found out? I'd wager quite a bit, beast.
I'm planning a wank tonight. I will tell you all about it if someone is interested.
>>84506821It's funny because I've had a woman inside me
>>84507105>planningJust pull on your sausage lad. You're overthinking it.
>>84507108Hope it was a doctor
>>84507058You are a sick sex beast. You know what you are.
I only put the fleshlight collection away that would be the only thing i'd be worried about someone finding, and maybe the debt collection letters, that would be a bit embarrassing lol
>i llike y.your b.braces>you look y.young lol how old eare you lol im 30 is that t.too old?>do you like s.ssex lol?
>>84507115No I paid 2 BBW femdom escorts to try and doublefist me but we never got there. One fist is easy, 2 (especially for women with big hands) is really rough on your ring.I'd bring them maccies before our seshes.
>>84507134incredibly weird thing to attempt, seek psychological help
>>84507121Me? I owe thousands I just don't answer the door when they come knocking
>i could be your d.dad lol
>mother finds out your sex toys are vagina-shaped>leaves less disappointed in you than she arrived
Shippy talked about his wanks
Im blading
>>84507121Shut it nonce. You're one of them nonces from the videos. Sick beast.
>>84507113It's fun to think about which porn I will watch while I'm at work. Something to look forward to when I finish.
>>84507147I'll whack one with a fleshlight they're harder than you think.
>>84507142If you've not had an orgasm with another humans hand in your arse you really haven't had an orgasm.
greentextmong meltdown after not getting the reaction he wanted
When Welper says jump.you say>Yes master, my loyal UK Chairman.
Corr just get on that bumsesh and get a REAL bumgasm. Get your guts cleaned out like gutters; not lived till you've spaffed hands free riding a chunky puffy willy x
greentext, helper, kids, it's like a broken recordwhat a life
I live near Bude and know that Lidl quite well actually.
Currently i've got the one I posted, Brandi Love, Eliza Ibarra, Misty Stone, Ana Foxxx, and that's it
Paedo defence force jumping into action
>>84507185It's no surprise that you have awful taste in women. People with broken brains usually do.
>>84507185>Brandi LoveShe's right up budes alley
>>84507185Porn is gay and cringe. Grow up.
all in favour of a change of subject, say 'aye.'
It's not about the women it is about the fleshlight texture which is usually per women, i'll describe them as such going forward
Is it true that they do mould the female pornstar's vaginal opening, but then the cavity is from a male pornstar?
>>84507185Misty stone is a blast from the past wow
>I own fake plastic vaginas officially licensed by shlomo noseberg productions What a life
>>84507206How would that be possible? Men don't have vaginas.
>>84507206I'm not sure where you've heard that, but if you're into that sort of thing they do male fleshlights, I'm not into the bumsesh myself so I wouldn't get one.
Look up Gauge if you want a real blast from the past. Blast of jizz in her tumpsy, I mean.
greentextmong still on his melty
>there is only one greentext poster
>>84507223You'd be surprised what the woke left believe nowadays
broken record
I wish I didn't split my foreskin open. Gonna wank again anyway, I'm too horny
Welper won xTwolls lost x
>there is only one seether xD>there is only one lowercase poster >there is only one and its (my enemy)
>>84507242>I wish I didn't split my foreskin openHow did you manage that?
>>84507243Yep, that's why helper is gone for good and the trolls remain x
>>84507243Welper won the loneliest mong award x
How can helper win if he can't post anymore?
>>84507223What other cavity could they use?https://fetchshop.co.uk/collections/fleshjack-boys
I think we can all agree lowercase mongs are still the lowest possible scum in the thread
>>84507260You found them! I didn't realise they called them fleshjacks. You go right ahead if you are into that.
>>84507243>Kicked off wooty team award
BEHIND YOU STANDS A SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION x
>>84507269A wife?
>>84507246Wanking too much and too long
>>84507259He scared to post x
>>84507223Yes they do, bigot.
HHL runs Sunderland x
>>84507273I max out at three a day, and I very rarely have more than one, not good doing it all the time
HELPER LIVES AND MARCHES ON.
Is lollers really gone or just another one of his tizzies?
*reminds you all that any wank could be your frenulum's last*
HHL runs Sunderlands noncing scene x
>>84507275Check this out:Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.
Welper loyalist at the ready oh aye
>>84507280I did a few 6 hour wank seshes. My cock was red raw afterwards, I had been beating my meat furiously.
Sparked out, monged out, and sitting by!
Sean Allan.
Wonder how many wanks it too many wanks to have in a 24 hour period?
>>84507290>Boys have a penis.what about John Bobbitt?
>>84507309Sure someone died testing this
>>84507309Once had 4 in a day and my dick was red raw and felt numb when I cummed.
>>84507320>Sure someone died testing thisProof?
Alri de lidsBack on de writweel once woreGot de weer in my hand and my 4chan pass in my wasket weady to wheckout
Kekked nice one lid
>>84507324He cummed all the water out of his body. It was terrible. Man looked like a pepperami by the time of his last spaff.
>>84507331A new Sean image for the folder, how delightful.
>>84507345You have to eat your cum and then this doesn't happen.
Built like a Gerenuk
Sean's neck looks similar to my neck and there's nothing wrong with it. It's a regular neck.So I won't hear any more bullying about that, tyvm.
>>84507359Animals like this alone is proof God created the world >no it just evolved like that over millions of years for some reason >30gillion years ago its neck was only 2 inches lol Retarded. It arrived fully formed like that.
>>84507331Cringeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ha
>>84507373Nice try baitmong. Nobody wants a pedantic argument where you troll them.
>>84507331Just tried to ai edit the Budweiser can to a shandy bass can and open ai thinks sean in the image is a child and wouldn't let me do it.
>>84506791>BRIT>LIDLI love LIDL and their superior super market experience as much as the next person, but LIDL is German. What does LIDL have to do with England at all?
>>84507432Cooorrrrr, something about a German PAWG that really gets me going. Love me a Teutonic arse I do x
confession:the animal in >>84504328 is not actually a drake.i just wanted 'DRAKENECK', an anagram of >>84504286furthermore, i prepared the attached image in advance just in case someone complained that the text was cut off, ruining the acrostic. however, i accomplished this by zooming out the text on my browser (mobile users don't matter because they aren't people).i've been living with the guilt all day.
Tanked them shots might take overs x
Do you think Zack Polanski is a top of bottom shagger?
Pass still intact xTwolls creaming their pants thinking the pass revoked lmao x
>>84507466Welcome back Sean
>>84507436Polish. It's Lidia from Tekken.
>>84507466Trip on then?
>>84507432>>84507477Serious question: Do people really find this attractive?
>>84507507Retardmaxxers do
>>84507411Its just a thought. I'm not interested in a debate. There is no evidence of one animal becoming another animal only animals of the same type eg wolf to fox wolf to poodle (all Canidae). That's normal adaption. But a jelly fish turning into an otter turning into a mongoose turning into a human never happened. There is no fossil of one animal becoming another. Theyre all fully formed as they are. We do not see that happening in the wild today. We do not see half-formed crocodiles with extra legs hanging off for millions of years. Don't bother replying I really am not interested. Get your facts straight though monkey boy.
>>84507348Alri lidMy girlfriendberg took this when we were at wocial wevent>>84507392Alri de liddoWe can wagree to wisagree>>84507427Alri liiiiiidI can wonfirm I wam win why whirties
>>84507507There is nothing more "real" about the over produced porn slop you're watching than a cartoon desu. It's all images on a screen. Your brain doesn't know the difference.
I know helper when I see him and it isn't you larping seether x
>>84507525>But a jelly fish turning into an otter turning into a mongoose turning into a human never happenedIndeed. Evolution doesn't say that.>Get your facts straight though monkey boy.Ironic. But as I predicted, you are just trolling - saying purposefully stupid things to get replies.
>wot winterested win wa webate>wommences winitial wopening warguments wof wa webate
>>84507530I prefer natural looking women though. I hate the extreme make up fake body porn.
>when my theory gets exposed I'll simply pretend it never claimed what its always openly claimed >nooo its more subtle and nuanced suddenly There is a reason people laugh at this now. Noo I'm an ape I'm an ape! Oo oo give banana HAHA mong
>>84507540Haha you got that triggered you broke character from your crap bully gimmick>nooo must defend st. Darwin>me ape me monkey me climb twee Hahahahaha
Is this a new seethemong thing? Pretending to be retarded to get replies
Who is larping as sean?
Sad false flag attack from welper loyalists
why arent you outside rizzing up the ladies, the puss is fucking fire at the moment no complaints!
>no proof of macro evolution >only ad homsCool
Sean greentexting, monging out, just another day on feelstreet x
>>84507589How to tell us you're underage in 1 sentence. Well done anon.
Going to eat my imported chinese broad noodles with authentic black aged vinegar from china
I wonder what it would be like to meet up with Sean to suck each other off (no homo)
>>84507609Me? I'd hogtie him and fuck him until my dick fell off.
>>84507600Get battered noncey
Why? So I can take the last scraps of his manhood away.
Flat chested women are so beautiful x
Imagine larping as an anonymous seether for months just because you got banned x
>>84507619Is that a Scottish delicacy?
>>84507629Britfeel in region i believe
Kek outside of a few days he has really been banned since March
>>84507627The seething gets worse when he isn't around, my take is he struggles to keep the seethe gimmick up when he's manning his main one.
>>84507629They'll batter anything up that way so yeah it would be
Cheese on toast for tea yummy yummy in my tummy
Escortlad about? Update?
>hate Sean>love Darwin>simple as
>>84507674Kek he exposed himself there. Got triggered and monged out.
>>84507540Turns out little lad was seething about himself all this time?
Bad day for welper lads real bad day
He's having another melty. Poor little lad just goes from one tantrum to the next like a toddler
Phwoar might have a fucking wank me
>>84507661Ask dvdmong it's one of his many many personalities
>>84507700Can't someone else take up the gimmick? It was funny
About to spark up a joint x
>>84507694It's all he ever does.
We talking about seans melty?
>>84507748Yep, that's cringe as fuck ha ha
Grok please make a image of a facebook post about a meltdown by someone called spam mong who lives in a place called /britfeel/Grok: Don't you usually ask me to make AI images of ASMR girls?Oh
Lil zoomies round these parts nowadays.
The zoomies look up to Sean because he's an expert at drinking and being a based lad
Can people give it a rest talking about kids for one fucking day?
Thinking about booking a holiday in the next few months, do I need to let UC know about it? I'll only be gone for 6 days
>>84507847You shouldn't be allowed to go on holiday, scrounger
>>84507858But I will be :)
>>84507847I think you have to tell them that you are leaving the country, but if it's in the UK then no.
>>84507866Well enough to go on holiday, well enough to work. Get a job loser
>asking permission to go on holiday in your scrounge journal
>>84507872It's to a holiday park in wales. I know their wording can be funny and I don't want them getting weird about it. Thanks for the advice
>>84507331>AI Overview>This image shows a man wearing a grey bomber jacket, similar to those offered by brands like Matalan or Jack & Jones, worn over a blue graphic t-shirt.https://www.matalan.co.uk/p/clothing/grey-lightweight-bomber-jacket/15606121/
Perma banned so now he seethes at everyonewhat a life x
>>84507877>dosser diary
Is he really permabanned? Very sad if so
It will do him good 10+ years of hourly posting must've fried his brain a little bit x
>sir>sir>a.am i allowed t.t.to g.o t.to wales please
>>84507904Forest holidays is a good one if you've not booked anything already
>>84507904No problem. Enjoy your holiday mate.
>>84507948I've booked but that is the sort of thing it is like. There seems to be a few more local ones on there though, maybe something for 27.
Just seen on Reddit a dog found an old piece of dog shit and ate half of it and gave the other half to the owner. I was utterly repulsed that somebody could live with a creature that eats its own shit, maybe Muslims are correct about dogs they are disgusting creatures.
Just done my first piss of the day. Very yellow.Anyone know how I can stop getting drunk?
I'd suggest not buying any alcohol then you can't get drunk
>maybe Muslims are correct about dogs they are disgusting creatures.t. Scrounger tramp who doesn't shower
>wops has a stalker who spent a thousand pounds to sponsor her football team after she went no contact with himwonder who it is
>>84508051I think it's a sign of diabetes that lad. Or your dehydrated.
Almost lost my sobriety today.
>>84508099It's not diabetes lol. Diabetes makes you pee more doesn't it?I'm dehydrated from drinking too much alcohol and peeing too much last night.
Reckon I could beat any lad here at Street Fighter.
>>84508042Dogs are innocent creatures who have helped our ancestors for centuries. You are a rank smelly bastard by choice.
>>84507847nah lad. you're a free agent. an innocent citizen. none of their business what you get up to.it's mad watching this episode of Spaced in current year, where Daisy tries to sign on after her holiday. this is like asking whether someone has been to prison or had a sex change. the bloke would get sacked.
>>84508101Good on you for staying strong, anon.
only 'clean' animals are spiders. they take care of flies and other nasties for you. and before you say YOUR favourite pet animal hunts pests, those ones also excrete waste, fur, and vomit.spider webs take <1 second to hoover up, but leaving them is more useful anyway. and spider silks are a valuable/luxury item.spiders = frens
>>84507910It is the natural course for seethers it is how they are created
I don't need a pet I am not that lonely yet
>>84508143Thank you, lad. I know you're just a stranger but that means a lot.
>>84508070Her name is Katie. Nasty woman should be in prison.
>>84508151Humans leave all that too and worse. Ever seen a public toilet.Just makes me laugh some fat smelly incel who helps no one but himself in life "repulsed" at a dog who doesn't know any better. Who does more for humanity than he ever has. Same as Muslims touching little boys and shagging 9 year olds and shagging their cousins but they're "repulsed" by dogs that's where they draw the line. Can see why he'd feel sympathy with them. Smelly nonce hypocrites.
Like you're "repulsed"? Who tf are you meant to be? Lmao. Have a shower for once.
>>84508180Likewise, the key word was almost and you smashed it x
Crazy thing is we are meant to be a first world country. Tesco toilets is what it looks like where people pretend to care. Urine everywhere caked in feces and random body excretion. Imagine a public toilet in Brazil.
Me? Never voted once. Couldn't care less.
Why is Ngvbv mogging the fuck out of me in that pic
>>84508257I bet he has more white female friends than you.
Probably. I wonder if he lets people like us watch while he is dicking them down?
>>84508269Why did you stop dvdmong character
Voting Green in the general election.
Gimmick o'clock
Apart from the province thing and the AI thing Ruthmong would randomly mention some cinephile kino type of film he watched. It wasn't really in character with being a dosser who watches youtube slop all day. I noticed that before.
He said he was watching Koyaanisqatsi as if that's a normal thing for him. But his tastes are meant to be xbox games and youtube slop. I'm not saying you can't be both but it's quite out of nowhere.
>>84508295I watch Youtube slop and play flavour of the month vidya and my favourite film is La passion de Jeanne d'Arc. We exist.
Why is he obsessed with gimmicks?
>>84508310Okay but you haven't spent 3 years every day hardly ever mentioning that film then we find out youve got this other side which matches the other gimmick youre suspect of being. You're missing the point.
Being non-white and unattractive, coming to this country and thinking white women love ugly foreign men must be part of the lies they tell the dinghy migrants. Vile man.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7v9z32e97go
Sunderland University. 2009. The five great guys plus one knew someone who was the young face of the BNP.
>>84508318Reckon you call them British roses because you're northern Irish. That's how people in NI speak. They call all English scots Welsh "Brits".
>>84508345No. British here. I expect he went round treating white women like roses and they found it cringe so he turned to hatred. Women want a dominant man, not some creepy little brown man.
>An eight-year-old boy who was praised for calming a disruptive passenger to stop a holiday flight being diverted has been showered with gifts from around the country and even overseas.>Phoenix, from Salford, was flying back from Turkey on the Jet2 flight with his father James when the episode unfolded - and led to them being personally thanked by the pilot.Bet no one would give me any thanks and free vidyas for trying to calm down a spacker mong. What a smug brat.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3plnpx0y2o
>>84508365What a good lad, he will go far with that attitude
I feel so fucking depressed man. Unshakable melancholy. Nobody cares and you shouldn't
>>84508381Join the club, we've got rope.
Neds make me sick
>>84508371Nah he won't. He'll just be your typical deano and tell this great story to every girlfriend.
>emily was on good morning britain and I never noticed or heard about itmad
>>84508278I'm not DVD mong. I don't even watch many films, nor would I take photos of my dvds.
>>84508365mfs really out here caled phoenix
I can't help you when you're sad.That's a constant source of pain to me.
>>84508186how the fuck do you make this into a game?
He packed his fudge.https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15795407/Moment-teacher-sexually-assaulted-murdered-baby-adopting-collapsed-wailed-fault-told-child-not-going-survive.html?ito=social-facebook
Electric blanky = on
my brother called 999 when he found a builder unconscious on the pavement, his head was cracked open after some loose scaffolding had collapsed on him.possibly saved the guy's life. what did he get in return? a 'thank you' card. bloke was on builder's wages, didn't even give him money.
>>84508456I played it and I barely remember it. I had the Bourne game too, which focused on close combat. Got all the achievements in them from my achievement hunting days.
>>84508251middle looks like she knows her way around a big white cock
>>84508461>?ito=social-facebookspacker boomer
>>84508435>caledmongboy.bmp
>>84508461Gay couples shouldn't be allowed to adopt. Statistics show they have nefarious reasons for wanting to adopt (to enact their sexual fantasies). Imagine social services taking your sprog from you because your house was a bit messy/dirty and ending up with these vile monsters. Men should also not be allowed to work in nurseries.
>>84508490I would have walked by and let him die. I don't own a phone and these days payphones seem to have disappeared or don't work.
>>84508412Where's the proof of this? She is too autistic to be doing tv interviews.
>>84508548https://x.com/GMB/status/1995413725373722746it cuts off before they talk to her
>>84508557Total spastic lol
Never related to the main characters in The Inbetweeners. If anything, I related to characters like Big John. The main characters were arsehole bullies.
>>84508557Wow. Small world. What's with our British lasses going on the news/tv?
They probably had to pick out an outfit for her because she turned up in a football shirt.
>>84508578We're living in the Truman show but it's shittier and lower budget so they have to keep reusing actors
>granddad failed by nhs>cousin in prison>weirdo tranny stalking you>stuck in wagie job despite going to uni>hoarder of curry stained vidyas from cex, probably why she only has 20p in her namefeel bad for the 24yo lass. needs to sort her life out.
>>84508578corr got a link de lad
>>84508598Corrrrrrrrr she has a reyt set of milkers on her
Literally posted a few posts up lad. It was last year she went on GMB. Even been in The Sun.
Wonder if Ruth has been on tv.
