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Why can't moids watc hnormal anime?
They only watch utterly pedophilic shit like Feiern, Azumanga Daioh and Nagatoro
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I may be a Nagatoro fan, but that does not stop me from watching more tame anime like One Punch Man.
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i had lucky star downloaded 4 da memez a long time ago and then i actually started watching it and i cant comprehend why it's popular
it's just family guy or the simpsons but for people who are addicted to masturbating
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>>84512359
women are the hottest when they are high school aged, it's just objectively the truth. its not pedophilia (attracted to foids not physically ready to make babies) its literally the most healthy and fertile period in a woman's entire life to reproduce. just basic evolution and mother nature 101. if Im going to engross myself in a fantasy world why would I bother doing it with hags when I can have prime cunny instead.
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>>84512359
wtf is pedophillic about azumanga daioh? sounds like projection fr. its just retarded humor, funy asf, but ig foids wont get it. kys roastie
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>>84512420
It is not the truth when you are pushing thirty you know.
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>>84512420
Fertility peaks at age 26 to 28
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>>84512421
I still greet my friends saying hello everynyan.
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>>84512426
muscle mommy is so hot frfr
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>>84512425
You could have married a rich 30yr old chad when you were 18.
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>>84512426
It's less stressful on a 20 year old body waking up at all hours to feed than a 30 year old body.
By the time the kid is 10 and running around, Mom's gonna be lethargic at 40.
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>>84512439
And not get to live my life at all
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>feshit
i sleep
>niggataro
I sleep
>Azumanga Daioh
You take that back right now
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>>84512359
frieren is NOT paedoshit you utter troon
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>>84512471
>>niggataro
>I sleep
You really let the ""fanbase"" push you out?
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>>84512399
>it's just family guy or the simpsons but for people who are addicted to masturbating
Yeah that's why it's so popular. What's so hard to comprehend?
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>>84512359
don't worry I got a truth nuke for ya
normalfag moids watch normalfag anime
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>>84512569
I dont care about any tranime made after 2013
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>>84512504
>frieren is NOT paedoshit you utter troon
It's japaedoshit afghanistanimation so it nails all the usual sexist tropes and does exhibit the culturally unique fat comic book nerd author mangaka take on what's socially appropriate or not. If it didn't have warped faces shaped like newborn kittens then it wouldn't be japedo anime, but IT IS.
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>>84512643
>I dont care about any tranime made after 2013
Go watch the original DVD of Lain and Genshiken season 1 santa-chin.
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>>84512359
I will now watch your forced meme anime
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>>84512844
>sexist tropes
you mean it shows women who aren't total pieces of shit? oh the horror
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>>84512471
>You take that back right now
SATA ANDOGE
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>>84512359
>Azumanga Daioh
>pedophilic
Kill yourself NIGGER
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>>84512864
>you mean it shows women who aren't total pieces of shit? oh the horror
Mostly it's the uwu voices they do, which also are used for child-age (<20) characters in western cartoons but in anime in particular they rather use female voice actors for children and child-aged teenage female characters are typically not using real female voices but rather "uwu" cute or baby voices. This is extremely sexist, because sex and sexism sells. They also tend to have breasts larger than their heads. Whereas real Japanese women almost entirely have breasts smaller than my palms. I've measured. They also have a super common sensitivity and insecurity about it, such that they assume since I'm "white" I must only like women with unusually large breasts.
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>>84512917
oh this is a weird man, fuck off homo
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>>84512941
>fuck off homo
You want more those things you'll never get.
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>>84512359
Frieren is actually for foids and there's almost no fanservice
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>>84512971
>noooo they don't sexualize that child body enough this shit is for foids nooooo
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>>84512983
it is foid coded and has a lot of foid fans
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>>84512359
im a dude and i fucking hate this boring piece of shit anime

will never forget how redditors asked me where do i see fanservice in frieren lmaooo
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>>84512420
this. I work in a restaurant with women from 16-40 and the high school girls absolutely mog everyone else its not even funny, including the 20 something sluts.
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>>84512983
frieren foids got reviewed by goatis
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R7StC3tQ3xE&t=1362s
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>>84512359
>utterly pedophilic shit like Feiern, Azumanga Daioh and Nagatoro
Utterly normie shit. Real cunnychads watch classic kodomo anime.
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>>84512971
>Frieren is actually for foids and there's almost no fanservice
There is massive fanservice for the fans, just not for you. For example when all those mimics (redundant ellipsis narration) ... (dot dot dot) need I say more? ... and THEN professor Fernsworth gets upset and talks down to me in my dreams, calling me completely inept "Why are you even at my lecture today? You're everyone's time asking these questions. Everyone else here already understood because they have at least a foundational level of education and comprehension rates at least average if not better."

I'm so sorry I disappoint you professor Fernsworth! I'm here because I respect how much more intelligent you are than I am and I just can't get enough of every single word you speak! I'm sorry I'm a freak! Moushiwake arimasen! Gomenasai!

>So THAT is what things may have been like had I invented the fingwander.
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>>84512359
I thought was worse back in the 90's Anime was still fringe so you'd get 11 year olds doing nude magical girl transformations

I didn't think much of it at the time thinking it was just the culture over there
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>>84514007
>Anime was still fringe
No it's still otaku shit today, this type of autism might seem shared widely but look back at things like this lecture by lowtax at University of Illinois: https://youtu.be/9Gvo1uWAhHc

Basically - get any fucking radical nutcase, a complete brainfuck mashed and scrambled upstairs and seemingly elsewhere even in their soul - put them on the internet and within a few weeks they'll have a clan of buddies all with the same delusions and behavior reinforcing and justifying it to themselves.

THE INTERNET MAKES YOU STUPID!

>lowtax died for our sins
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>>84514054
I mean I think Japan self censored as anime became more popular with western audiences, then I read a news story they banned nude child art photography books before the olympics, I didn't even know that was a thing.
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>>84512359
>Azumanga Daioh

Azumanga Daioh was such a goated anime when I was growing up.
I watched back in 2009 to 2011 when I was in high school and going to college.
It felt like I was growing up with the group, it was so fun and relaxing.

Also there are no children in Azumanga Daioh besides Chiyo-chan, all the others are normal high school students.
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>>84514091
>I didn't even know that was a thing.
Childporn was entirely legal in Japan until very super recently, I think 2018 or so? Also they had fucking shops you could go to speak to young girls and buy their used underwear or buy videos and photos of them with signatures, lipstick marks and other crazy ass shit like that. I never understood the schoolgirl fetish and it still seems weird to me. Here's an interesting photograph of someone wearing my girlfriend's schoolgirl uniform after she took it off and said "let's get naked" and I said "and then?" and she said "guess ..." and made this pouty face and then broke down laughing and couldn't hold my camera straight and was mad later when she showed her mobile phone photos to her friends in college later because she said I looked hotter than she did in the schoolgirl uniform.

It's not a highschool uniform though, maybe that's the problem and reason it doesn't turn me on at all, like absolute zero in the junk department but just makes me laugh super hard and remember all the good times back then from when I was a teenager laughing at ridiculous stupid shit just like I still laugh at today?
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>>84514149
I think theres still the child idols though that men can meet, but I found all that stuff is suppressed in the mainstream
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>>84512359
>Feiern, Azumanga Daioh and Nagatoro
Azumanga is based. Nayamo sex, sex with Nayamo.
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>>> ... and then?
shibby the fuck out of that blunt, obviously mate I mean christ just get ripped out of your mind lad. The rastafarians had it right.
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>shibby
(1) An adjective used to describe something cool or being in the state of coolness
1a. I found a shibby playground in the city.
1b. Jesse and Chester are shibby at the moment.
(2) A noun meaning something cool
2. Leave your shibby at the beep.
(3) An interjection used in the presence of something cool
3. Shibby! I found some jelly beans!

That's incorrect though. Shibby is just a wordplay misspelling for shibui, which means the natural beauty of the state of things exactly as they are on their own.

Sort of like how some stoners get philosophical when high and some get ridiculous and laugh a lot, but some drunks get angry or violent.
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>>84512359
>frieren
she's supposed to be a 9000 year old elf or something (old) (not pedo)
>>84512844
>erm, sweaty, the characters have to look ugly or else it's pedoshit
this is your mind on leftism
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>>84512359
Tranime is for pathetic faggots
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>>84514325
>fuck anime
>gif is an anime reference
I'm getting mixed signals here
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>>84514315
>she's supposed to be a 9000 year old elf or something (old) (not pedo)
Oh yeah? This newborn (old) is a billion year old God and has lived 9000 lives 9000 years EACH.

Call it robbing the cradle if you like, but they told me I wasn't allowed to carry a spade at the graveyard anymore and they won't let me in the morgue.
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>>84514315
>>erm, sweaty, the characters have to look ugly or else it's pedoshit
Are you sweaty is that a conversation or is it hot in there? I'm wearing a sweater but I'm not sweaty at all and the AC hasn't turned on once this year so far.
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You didn't mean sweety did you? *pero pero*
>:P~~~~
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JAPANTSU
https://vocaroo.com/11yMaK7PZ2YW
SATA
UNDA
GIZOU
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>>84514492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAdG7QIeHrY
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>>84512917
Have you heard their voices outside of anime? It's exactly the same on commercials, weather reports, and even industry tradeshow speeches. That's how japanese females talk. They don't have tones like Chinese or stress like English. Japanese uses pitch accent. It's noticeable even in the people who grew up natively bilingual. They measure them speaking in English and then in Japanese, their Japanese is higher than their English to better accommodate the accenting used in Japanese where it goes high-low or low-high. Certain sounds are a little muddied depending on the other sounds that precede or proceed. It's simply the required physics of resonance to make speech discernable. Foreigners who speak flat Japanese are very hard to understand because they lack the pitches, or they mix them up making it almost gibberish.
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>>84512426
Post-wall by over a fucking decade, literally old grandmas.
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>>84514844
The longer you wait.
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>>84514523
SANTA UNDER GEESE
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>>84514742
>Have you heard their voices outside of anime?
I flew to Narita airport in February 2005 dude. I saw these maniacs in person. I sat next to them on the airplane. I took their photos in the mall downtown before I left. I see them every MOTHER FUCKING day selling their GOD DAMN gyoza, sweet sweet salty gyoza and EBI-TEN MAKI SUSHI FOR SWEET FUCKING CHRIST SAKE LORD IN HEAVEN ABOVE ALMIGHTY.

They feed me their curry, they feed me their ramen and their weird little mochi pounded riceroonis and they even served me MUGI CHA one time and I LOVED IT.

THOSE PICKLED GINGER DAIKON TROUSER FUCKERS!
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>>84514742
>Foreigners who speak flat Japanese are very hard to understand because they lack the pitches, or they mix them up making it almost gibberish.
Gibberish? HOLY FUCK HAVE YOU SEEN THE TELEVISION COMMERCIALS?
>TFW ME IN 2005
>:Oo
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All anime is pedophilic
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>>84515085
>All anime is japedophilic
tr'nuff

The sole drawback of the fing-wander in practice isn't its application to casting Zoltraak in magical combat versus a demon or otherwise - rather simply in losing all track (we haven't lost zoltraack however) of where precisely the finger does indeed wander and how it becomes replaced by a magically enchanted mana amplifying wand.

One might say that the fing-wander spell is self descriptive in this case and precisely the sort of grimoire Friedran-san would get giddy about spending 100% of her savings all at once on, given that solely precisely where the fing has indeed wandered remains the indeterminate curiosity and main interest of the spell itself. This limitation of the spell however means professor Fernsworth rarely if ever uses it herself despite being its inventor.

I fing-wonder where that finger wanders to ...

><stark> hey wait, couldn't it be in your ...
*stares at stark, starkly* (redundant ellipsis narration) (dot dot dot) ...
><Professor Fernsworrth> ecchi.
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><stark> eeeaaaaaaaugghhh ;((((((
>* stark cries
><stark> i was trying to help :((
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>>84512359
Girls are most attractive from 14-17
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>>84512504
Frierin is safepedo
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>>84515645
>Friedrin is perma-baked like deep fried absolutely tempura all the way through and very crunchy goes excellent with sonions snakes ssaucess.
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Oh my FUCK I get SOOOOO FUCKING BAKED taking a PHAT HOOT off my friedren BONG off this dope ass hash oil BOOYEAAAH AMAERIKKKA
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shit's magical
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>>84512441
You're a really fucking stupid person if you think lethargy at 40 is the norm.
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>>84512359
>frieren
>pedophilic
how?
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>>84512844
Go overdose on fentanyl, George Foid.
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i only watch normal anime like monogatari
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>>84512359
Sexy underage girls are one of the best things in anime. Normies watch it for the sexy teens as well, but they will NEVER admit it. But just look at how popular My Dress-Up Darling is even in normalfag spaces, despite the fact that it AGGRESSIVELY sexualises the main girl, who is 15.
Or just look at Gurren Lagann, which is called one of the best anime of all time and has constant close up shots of 14 year old Yoko's tits. Everyone loves sexy teen girls.
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>>84512359
>Azumanga Daioh
This is literally girl anime.
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>>84512983
Frieren is a literal granny to the point that a MILF fetishist in universe can see her as one despite how teenage she looks
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>>84512359
What is some good fembrained anime then? I need something to watch anyways
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>>84516065
Whats weird is everyone has been fighting about who is best girl in EVA forever, looking at porn of Rei and Asuka even though they are both 14
(Well Rei might be younger since shes clones)
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>>84512426
humans run on ancestral patch
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Hello, my fellow anime enjoyers.

We do all enjoy a fair amount of anime starring grown adults with grown adult bodies, don't we?
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>>84512359
I liked attack on titans even though the ending was very mediocre. I don't see how dragon ball z was paedophilic either, but I guess Americans have retarded opinions.
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>>84512359
There is no such thing as "normal" anime, you clod.
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>>84512420
He's literally me fr. So true king
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>>84512359
I don't watch any of that shit. Anime is almost entirely garbage from what I've seen so all weebs are degenerate coomers in my book. Also,
>foid opinions
into the trash.
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the commander likes young girls!
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>>84512359
why didn't you want to have children when your body was ready and let the men who want to have children with you do so?
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>>84512426
absolutely retarded braindead and antinatal
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>>84517900
>rose of versalis
the main character was literally based on real life 14 years old boy kek
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>>84519380
The bulk of the series is about her twenties and thirties, Anon.
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>>84519433
so what its based on a real life teenager
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>>84517900
What is top left?
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Outlaw Star changed my life.
Also, sex with Hilda
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>>84512426
>Fertility peaks at age 26 to 28
Lol no. If you genuinely believe this you're delusional. And I say this as a hag lover.



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