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a cheesy edish
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HHL is a racist little cunt. That's why I like him. Simple as.
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>>84515557
Fuck off, you racist prick.
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a big fat disgusting helpernonce edition
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NOT ONE OF MY LOYALISTS STOOD BY MY SIDE NOT ONE X
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NU JAMMER
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>>84515564
Posted it again little lad. You do know nobody cares right?
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Uh oh a drunk paedo melty is coming
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>>84515565
Wag tonight? x
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>>84515577
You care enough to reply every time x
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>>84515581
Enough for you to post it in every thread! Kek!
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>>84515585
And you read it every time, and go on a melty every time, it works as intended x
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HHL has the seethers on the ropes. I've never seen such a dominant performance by any poster here. He truly is the king of kings.
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>>84515588
Get a hobby lad.
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Pipe downs. I can fight my owns battles x
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Helpermongs biting, fuming, crying, soiled, and it lush
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women's arses are too fat now. it grim
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not a GREAT edish, but gouda 'nuff.
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They call him Helperchad, the king of kings x
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women's arses are too fat now. it lush
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NOT ONE OF MY SO CALLED LOYALISTS WERE THERE FOR ME IN MY HOUR OF NEED. NOT FUCKING ONE OF YOU.
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any emo connoisseurs about?

it is Thursday, after all.
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ONLY NOW YOU REAR YOUR HEADS. IT A NEW ERA FOR LOYALISTS. ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVES.
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Uh oh here it comes hahahahaha
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>>84515631
I was down at the laundromat with my friend Steve.
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>>84515638
sorry chairman
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I RUN THIS FUCKING SHOW. YOU ARE EIOTHER WITH ME OR AGAINSTS ME. I DON'T NEED WEAK PART TIME LOYALISTS.
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Pissed up mega melty incoming
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HEIL WELPER
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h..h...he d...d..doesn't g....g..gg..go o..o..on mmmmmelties
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>I can fight my owns battles
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>>84515682
ive seen 10 yr old girls with bigger arms
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I'm sorry for what I've done. I need guidesance x
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Might switch to Lollers loyalism
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It's not Sean is some spastic pretending to be him..
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>>84515699
True, it me
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Seethemong is fuming about our chairman being back

>i..i..its n..not s.sean

He's back loser
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>>84515699
No it me x
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>>84515699
Fuck off seethie you aren't welcome now the UK Chairman is back
Heil Helper
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>Dogs at polling stations
Cannot stand this shit me keep that dirty shit eating beast away from me
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*Necks 5th wokkle*
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Found this pic of your mum cosplaying
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>>84515726
We are meant to read this post and extrapolate that the poster is a Muslim, so we reply angrily.
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Dog owners have to pick up shit multiple times a day when they take their dogs out for a walk kek
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Bloody hate dogs me. But enough about your mother
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Worst fucking edish we've ever had. Fuck you.
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>>84515631
This shows that he wasn't actually reading the threads while he was gone. Or it's just a troll pretending.
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>>84515759
there better be a wavid wattenborough edish tomorrow for his 100th birthday or the apus will be up in arms
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>>84515759
Not a Wensleydale fan lad? It lush
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>>84515762
Are you upset he doesn't appreciate your simping
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Shan't be wanking tonight because my hand smells like TCP
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It's an imposter likely the same obsessed mong that tried to imitate chika
what a life
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>>84515785
If you have a wank with TCP on your hands that will be the cleanest your dick has been for decades lad.
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>>84515789
Don't want to disrupt the willy microbiome
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>w-why isnt he promoting me to top loyalist
>d-didnt i talk about him enough while he was gone
>i-its not really him
>it cant be
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh dear
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>>84515801
Seethe more mong, you'll never be in the welper regime
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Hearing on the ghostnet that a coup is approaching, led by disgruntled elements in the upper echelons of the helperarmy. Dark times ahead for Sean.
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Me? 17 weeks off the packet this weekend x
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>>84515838
Me? So off the packet I don't even know what off the packet means. Is it to do with drugs? Never done any drugs ever.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-H9bbi0Vyw

spectacular kino, this. aged like a fine bottle-conditioned IPA.
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>>84515570
jammers is going to become a neet in the woods and the wagies are seething
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Didn't see you at the polling station did we de lid?
You'd promised SPACCA your vote de lid.
Now you've got about thirty minutes to wander down to the polling station de lid.
Gwarn be real messy de lid if you don't. We'll spark you out again and again till yer wee mum has to feed you puree through a straw de lid.
And you don't want that de lid. Don't want to end up like Greasy Steve de lid.
Put on your shoes de lid. I'll be watching you de lid.
We got free wollipops and a "I'm a SPACCA" stickers once you do de lid.
Clocks ticking de lid.
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>>84515838
Still boozing though aren't you noncelad
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fuck this i'm having a pregabalin.
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>>84515854
>Undue Influence
>No one is allowed to intimidate you into voting a certain way, such as by threatening you with injury, damage or harm.
I'll be seeing you in court, frogger.
https://crimestoppers-uk.org/get-involved/campaigns/your-vote-is-yours-alone
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>>84515862
me too mate fuck it
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What a sorry congregation of the dregs of society this thread is.
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Explain to me why Green's policies won't work.
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>>84515870
You've chosen to be sparked out de lid.
>*Performs the Thousand Frog Thumping Spark Out ZERO technique causing all your teeth to explode out of your head like grenade shrapnel*
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>>84515950
You want to know why having no border, having net migration of 5-6 million per year on a small island might not work? Our population would be 94 million after 4 years.

Or why getting rid of all power plants and relying solely on wind and solar, whilst simultaneously banning building any green energy near a Green town (NIMBY) might not work?

Or why making the people who pay 60% of tax leave and promising to massively increase spending might be retarded?

Or why a flimsy coalition between gays and trannies with Muslims who want to chuck them off buildings might not end well?

Green Party is clown politics. That's why their newest MP dresses like a CBeebies presenter and their activists are women dancing in the street. The politics of feelings. They won't do what will work or makes sense or is logical, but what makes them FEEL good.

>but why can't we just print infinite money and live in borderless harmony with Afghans and Somalis
This is what women actually believe. Their brains evolved to care for a baby that throws up on them and punches them and wakes them up in the middle of the night. When the same neural circuitry decides national politics, you get pathological altruism and inviting the barbarians inside the house because you don't want to be mean.
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>>84515854
sorry Mr Frog Sir it's not you it's me. will be the first to admit: don't have valid ID.
passport photo of me was when i was 16. taken just before the Nonce Regulations (Photographs of Children Under 25) Act came into law.

now don't get me wrong, i don't look a day over 24, and i can prove this by trying to get served for Red Bull at the local Morrisons. if i take the declined receipt plus my passport to the polling station, will they accept that, lad?

not trying to cause a fuss, just doing my best to obey SPACCA regulations x
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>You want to know why having no border, having net migration of 5-6 million per year on a small island might not work? Our population would be 94 million after 4 years.

>Or why getting rid of all power plants and relying solely on wind and solar, whilst simultaneously banning building any green energy near a Green town (NIMBY) might not work?

>Or why making the people who pay 60% of tax leave and promising to massively increase spending might be retarded?

>Or why a flimsy coalition between gays and trannies with Muslims who want to chuck them off buildings might not end well?

>Green Party is clown politics. That's why their newest MP dresses like a CBeebies presenter and their activists are women dancing in the street. The politics of feelings. They won't do what will work or makes sense or is logical, but what makes them FEEL good.

>>but why can't we just print infinite money and live in borderless harmony with Afghans and Somalis
>This is what women actuaIly believe. Their brains evolved to care for a baby that throws up on them and punches them and wakes them up in the middle of the night. When the same neural circuitry decides national politics, you get pathological altruism and inviting the barbarians inside the house because you don't want to be mean.
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I say jump, Iran and Israel say how highs x
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>>84516019
>This is what women actuaIly believe.
>actuaIly

very strange typo there. how did that come about?

wouldn't want to think you're on here intentionally dodging the ROBOT9000 filter, lad. there are rules against that type of thing.
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Top level meeting of the Welper Loyalists tonight.
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>Pierce The Veil - King for a Day ft. Kellin Quinn

2012, so false emo + after my time
but holy fucking shit
the voice on that lad*

* there are no female vocalists in this song
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Radicals have taken over Britfeel.

HHL loyalists know what to do x
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>>84516052
Where? On the paedocord?
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Getting ghosted by my last friend. Oh well.
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>>84516125
Standing back and standing by for you hhl
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>>84516048
What are you referring to spacker
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>>84516125
You think we don't know you've been ITT this thread every day nappylad you sad little man
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>>84516125
Standing back and standing by for HHL make that two of us x
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>>84515762
>This shows that he wasn't actually reading the threads while he was gone
Do you expect everyone to be as sad as you seethemong?
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>>84515999
Just voted green just to piss you off specifically
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When was the last time you saw a friend IRL, if you even have one?
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>>84516190
Not had a IRL friend since 2012
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>>84516158
the poster altered a single character in a word to form a similar-looking nonsense word. because otherwise, he/she/they would have been muted.

luckily, that's one of the reasons in the report form, so the mods will understand any reports.

/r9k/ encourages high quality, original discussions and postings x
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>>84516142
That sucks, anon.
Shit when they fall off.
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How did you lads fuck up so badly at life? I can't imagine not having a friend. I can't imagine not having sex at least twice a month. I can't imagine not taking a shower every day. I can't imagine not having a job. I can't imagine living with your parents past the age of like 21. I could go on.
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>>84516218
I have all of these except the second one
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>>84516218
My parents wouldn't let you live there, numpty.
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Bloody hell that bumsesh pounded me buttocks into pancakes. His willy was like a dyno-rod as it straightened out my spine CORR, was so vascular it felt ribbed, was forcing the breath out of me oh AYE. Spaffed all over me bedsheets and me arsehole is gasping for air OH AYE.
Post bumsesh wank coming on so fucking strong.
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>>84516218
either you don't have those things in the first place (e.g. you just leave school, you go through the motions, but never have sex)
or
something happens and you lose those things.

i think the common thread would be that nobody finds it positive or desirable. unless it's a comparison, one i've heard a couple times is
>i'd rather be street homeless because the temporary/sheltered accommodation is really bad for fights/theft/rape/(bad) drugs. living outside with 2-3 other people, i'm actually safer and freer.

shouldn't take a lot of imagination, but it can happen to anyone.
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Lads what shall I do?
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I had a choice between, Greens, Reform, Labour, Lib Dem sand Conservatives, As much as Kemi Badenoch has shined of late and as much as I don't fully trust Farage
I voted Reform! I have to put the country first lads
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>>84516309
string him along, lad. he has your number anyway, so what's the harm?

start making shit up like
>oh shit. it was Petunia, right? the bird with one leg? i'm so sorry, whereabouts in the Hebrides are you? i'm sure we can resolve this matter face-to-face. PLEASE don't tell anyone. - Dave
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>>84516218
>How did you lads fuck up so badly at life?
Making bad financial decisions that make you stuck at home with parents. Ignoring your high school friends to play MMORPGs instead so that they end up just dumping you and forgetting about you. And finally, not caring about women so you never get laid.

That's me in a nutshell laddy x
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>>84516309
Tell him you are gay and ask for a dick picture
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>>84516289
None of us believe any more that you have bumseshes, or that you've ever had sex once. This gimmick is over.
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>>84516309
Oh shit lad, you are getting battered. You fucked up, Albanians don't mess about. They are going to "sort this problem face to face". The problem being your face, which won't be intact soon.
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>>84516309
Tell him to do a barrel roll and post the reply.
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>>84516309
Fuck off back to /pol/ you little mong
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>>84516309
Get him to come round and record it for us lad please xxxxxx
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>>84516391
>Fuck off back to /pol/ you little mong
Melty
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>>84516402
>Double dipping in both generals to get (You)s. Sad little spastic.
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Aliens stealing your synaptic pathways. Not on that really is it.
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Yeah garn bed now, absolutely shattered
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>>84516391
touch grass seethy
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>>84516415
Moaning little mongboy is upset we aren't talking about what HE want's to talk about hahah
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BN whats good? Pls reply
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>>84516426
Says the guy paying 500 pound for sex? LOL
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>>84516309
I'd tell him to come around and I'll spark him on sight. Not sure what other option you've got apart from having a scrap with him.
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>>84516459
It was for 2 hours
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i cannot emphasise enough that my body
is a badly designed, poorly put-together vessel
harbouring these diminishing, so-called 'vital organs'
i hope my heart goes first
I HOPE MY HEART GOES FIRST
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>>84516477
>It was for 2 hours
Had sex
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It's been over 2 hours since we last heard from Helper. I'm just worried that he isn't OK. I can't lose him again.
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https://www.youtube.co.uk/watch?v=CL_bcAHh9Vc
>Martha - Move to Durham and Never Leave

it is killing me to think that everyone will move away
i'm still here hanging on and adjusting everyday
it's the inconsistency that just gets the best of me
it just gets the best of me
the inevitability
am i the only one with nowhere else to be?
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>>84516503
Booze has done him in
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Women are just walking around with vaginas. All of them. All of the time. It's crazy to think about.
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Maybe helpernonce realised he doesn't need to spend all in this day thread unlike you grim sad acts
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Fucking hell, in a single year. The people that voted Labour or Greens are now getting Muslim independents. Once they have the numbers they take over.

Imagine what it'll be like in 10 years, or even 5, if nothing changes.
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>>84516541
this is a mad thought.

it's like how some people can just sew. there could be sewers anywhere. right beneath your feet.
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>>84516578
Cant wait de lad it's going to be LUSH x
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<30 minutes left until the polling station closes. off i go.
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>>84516583
You realise you could move to Afghanistan today? Why wait?
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>>84516597
Rather stay here and colonise the UK thanks, little limp dick whites like you will be a minority in the 2060s. Besides what do you have to worry about? It's not like minorities are treated differently here in the UK right?
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I planted native English bluebells in my garden. They're doing well, but because my neighbours planted invasive Spanish bluebells, they've hybridised and I now have Spanish bluebells as child plants. It not right.
My beautiful English bluebells might as well have been blacked.com.
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>>84516615
>little limp dick whites like you will be a minority in the 2060s
Yes and pigs can fly
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Mid range
Mid arse
Midget
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>>84516616
Can I throw the seeds into the soil, will they just grow?
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Imagine voting lmao lol even
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i like this racist more than the other racist

but not by much
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>>84516629
Technically yes. Where are you getting seeds from?

Bluebells spread by seed and by bulb. Usually gardeners plant the bulbs in autumn.
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I like all racists. It's the only thing I like about Sean. You can tell a lot about someone by their racism, such as their intelligence and moral framework.
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You will never suck Jamie Oliver's peepee
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>>84516650
Garden shops sell those packets of seeds no?
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>>84516615
Aren't you that paki sex offender who films girls in toilets?
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>>84516662
i'd have to get past his personality first.
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>>84516671
Yeah you can buy the seeds and bulbs. Don't ever harm the wild ones by trying to take them.
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>>84516662
Wouldn't you rather him suck yours? I imagine he has a lot of saliva.
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redditors THINK they have eyebags.
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>>84516690
>wild

I don't like forests so doubt I would go picking them lol
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>>84516697
Why do you even care about planting bluebells?
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>>84516711
Im NOT planting bluebells. I'd be just spreading the seeds.
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>>84516715
Spreading them where, and why
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>>84516724
>Spreading them where

On your mums muff
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5th line of pregabalin, up the snoot x
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>>84516731
It was inevitable after you said this:
>>84515862

As I've said many times, /britfeel/ really is the lowest of the low, the bottom rung of the ladder. The most degenerate, useless people in Britain.
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Hardly any jobs out there these days its honestly mad. And the ones you do see that you can maybe apply for are such low wages, it makes zero sense to even bother. Way more responsibilities for 3 grand more year? Nah
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>>84516731
I was going to have a bit today, but didn't. Might have it on Sunday.
>>84516752
Yeah but then you leave, and the quality improves.
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>>84516729
Oh lovely, that will make a nice display. She's having an operation next week. Fairly common, basically giving birth multiple times takes its toll and she's 75 now, but hopefully it will all go well.
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>>84516761
>Yeah but then you leave, and the quality improves.
But I never leave
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>>84516752
And yet you post here? What does that say about you?
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>>84516762
Tell her anon from 4chan gave you best wishes. You can leave out the joke lad.
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>>84516777
le epic reply, 200 IQ
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>>84516800
You're in the same boat as us buddy, don't act like you're any better than us. Accept your fate.
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>>84516752
>/britfeel/ really is the lowest of the low, the bottom rung of the ladder. The most degenerate, useless people in Britain.

you don't mean 'in Britain', you mean 'on the internet'. you're comparing us to comfy middle-class gamers who can code in Python. how uncouth we are compared to them!

i'm saying this, and i never go outside: go outside. YouTube vloggers routinely claim my area is 'one of the roughest' for some reason. i actually like it here, but there's spice and fights and actual damage done.

/britfeel/ is just some chill people.
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Corrrrr, this blonde Eastern European lass works at Aldi, she is sooooooooo skinny like you wouldn't believe. I really want to put my big Anglo-Saxon cock inside her and colonise her womb.
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>>84516770
Hence why the quality drops for so long.
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>>84516810
Don't you take ket every night and pass out and don't remember one day from the next
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>>84516810
>YouTube vloggers routinely claim my area is 'one of the roughest' for some reason
Same, actually...
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>>84516810
Did you vote green today de lad?
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>>84516843
It's unlikely he could find a polling station
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Corrrr she is lush and I mean lush https://youtu.be/Aeadw7cjBXo
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Kekking at ketlad doped up on 5 pregabalin's trying to find a polling station to vote in.
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>>84516853
Another hideous cow. It's become a meme at this point. How do we fix this
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Did Sean really pass out after 5 wokkles? I hope nothing happened to him.
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Dont know which is grimmest talking about him all the time or pretending to be him
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Oh, suppose that there election was on today, wunt it?
Oh well, no one Restore was standing anyway, and I don't know who the rest of them are.
Time to go back to playing with me bum.
Ho-hum
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I'm listening to some serious choonage and ripping nasty farts that would make a sailor blush x
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Restore splitting the reform vote that's LUSH x thanks Rupert!
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>>84516881
Maybe he realised he doesn't need to be a terminally online shut in like you
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>>84516942
lol someone is retarded, oh well
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>>84516959
Of course, I realise he is cooler than me. He's just the greatest, that's why myself and thousands of others are welper loyalists.
We are on the winning side, and you will lose.
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>>84516942
Thats very simplistic lad tbqh don't think that's the whole picture. Restore is a very new party that needs time to grow, Reform is a major in-roads and time buying opportunity for the right, inevitably the more "based" Reform members will switch to Restore as it takes shape as a party. If you consider it in light of a 2029 election its actually very good timing for them for Reform to do the donkey work as Restore grows.
t. Doesn't vote for anyone
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>>84516972
You need your head checking out
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Strike one of us down. Another takes his place.
Welper knows the fucking score.
We loyal to our core
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>>84516975
>t. Doesn't vote for anyone
Yeah, no shit. Restore were not standing in these elections. It's straight up retards saying stuff like this about splitting the vote. Restore became a party a few weeks before the local elections, and they said they couldn't vet candidates in time so wouldn't be standing.

The only place with Restore candidates (technically "Great Yarmouth First") is Great Yarmouth. There is nowhere else in the country where it was possible to vote for Restore. They haven't split the vote. In fact, the only place where you could consider the vote to be split is Great Yarmouth, where Restore were the most popular party and Reform attempted a dirty smear campaign.
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Your noncey mates sparked after a few bevvies

what a life he has
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>>84516820
not any more, no money. and that doesn't change the area itself.
order food to the front of my flat? driver's car gets nicked. rozzers won't even let me keep the thief's bike he ditched.
order food to the back of my flat? this shit happens:
https://litter.catbox.moe/facru8.mp4
(yes i have shaky hands, this is known.)

agoraphobia is irrational by its very nature. so ironically, it's not the genuine threats that bother me. those are overstated for news articles and YouTube videos. the world is mostly fine.
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>>84517003
He's just out having fun. He has a high tolerance and he will be back.
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>>84516972
>>84516881
These type of posts are easily the worst/most cringe in britfeel tbqh
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>>84517011
5 drink bandit sparked out and monging out
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>>84517007
Do you actually agoraphobia though or is it more likely a drug induced retardation which will go away with sobriety. It doesn't sound like you were agoraphobic at all until you started taking drugs. Seems likely you have now just gotten accustomed to it as a lifestyle through inertia.
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Most of you lads must be unemployed and at home during the day. Do you collect parcels for neighbours?

I think my postman has realised I'm always here, and I don't think he even bothers trying to deliver stuff any more. The last 3 days he gave me 2-4 parcels for people on my street.

They usually collect them in the evening after work, but some of them I still have, and it makes me nervous, because I want to get drunk or take drugs or wank and I'm worried about a neighbour knocking on my door asking for their parcel.
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Restore is interesting, never in my lifetime had a political party exist in the running that actually stands for something more than another variant of homo-islamo globalist communism.
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Keeping it private tonight lids.

Cheers x
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>>84517093
Fuck off battyman
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>>84517093
Any webab wraps recently lad?
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https://guesstheparty.co.uk/
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>>84517093
Loyalist reporting for duty, sir!
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>>84517007
Rough af areas explain quiet lads not wanting to go out.
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I went to Bude Lidl today. No sign of the beast. Widemouth Bay tomorrow or the weekend.
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>>84517025
i do try to have a laugh with situations lad, i'm not using that as a cop-out or excuse, it helps me cope. but i am being genuine when i say something about my mental wiring changed a few years ago and it did not revert.

i've always had social anxiety, this is not that. it's possible i would not feel this way if i never ever used LSD or DMT or ketamine. i had therapy and the therapy sessions hit that point where i was unable to attend, we compromised with video calls etc. that's something i really wanted to go to. food shopping is another obvious one because i actively enjoyed going round the aisles and finding the best deals, then going back to my flat and cooking a good meal.

the closest thing i can compare it to is like a bad LSD trip but while sober. i can be weeks off the drugs, and that definitely feels better in many ways. but i no longer quite feel the sense of outdoor 'normality' that used to comfort me. i'm not worried about talking to people or getting jumped by addicts or anything (i mean, i am, but that's different).

what else can i call it? it's agoraphobia. not sure why that ruffles so many feathers tbqh.
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>>84517125
Budey drives a black vehicle.....
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>>84517070
Kek my Hermes driver has realised this and often drops off parcels at my house and they eventually come and collect them. In return whenever I have a delivery he waits until I get to the door unlike other Hermes drivers who knock on the door with a feather and run off one millisecond after they have attempted a delivery.

99% of people shit on Hermes but I think I'm one of the very few people that doesn't have a bad experience with them.
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>>84517093
Spacker. The only thing that's private is your privates because they're so small nobody can see them.
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>>84517128
Ignore him mate, don't even respond. He's just trying to get a rise of it of you belittling by your condition. He has no idea what your like in real life and what it means to struggle like a few lads here.
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>>84515999
ever had sex lad?
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>>84517156
Mind your own business blad. Having a melty about dogs when you haven't showered since 2023. Muslim rat.
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>>84517193
What are you going on about the dogs and showering for? Last time I had a dog was in 2016, a little Yorkshire terrier kek. Also not Muslim.
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>>84517138
I never had a problem with any delivery service, not even Hermes (or Evri). But I live in a high trust nice neighbourhood with a permanently open porch, and they just dump stuff inside the glass porch and take a photo of it. So it's basically the easiest delivery for them.

Weirdly I did have one delivery last year where it was freestyled. He moved my wheelie bins, went into my back garden, and left the package in the compost bin on top of rotting vegetables. I only found it 2 weeks later, the note said "left in your safe space". Some of these 60IQ Somalians really use their initiative.
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>>84517226
What other pets have you had?
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I don't think I've been this gagging for a wank in a long time
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>>84517156
i know, but i'll give the lad a chance here and there. honestly i find some of the psychoanalytical conclusions hilarious. did you guys know i'm actually DVDlad? and my wealthy parents are funding my lifestyle? i was quite the party animal until i turned 30! (i see how you got there lad, it's cute.)

don't want to fall into the habit of hedging/inb4ing every single post, but there's a nice balance i've found. i DO waffle and i know i don't always make sense: actually burst out laughing at Lollers saying my ADHD explained a lot, he had assumed i was just always high.

Blad, specifically, has autism i think (? sorry if i've got this wrong, you might even be Blad) and a few times he's misinterpreted my posts. not in a horrible way, just e.g. i worded something as an outright joke and i felt that was clear, but he didn't parse it that way. so now i'll add just a little extra snippet, and he's gotten some laughs and we're all happy.

all i ask: please do not EVER make '/s' socially acceptable anywhere on 4chan. PLEASE.
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>what it means to struggle
>laying about the house
>not working
>no responsibilities
>no expectations to do anything
>buying expensive collectors items on ebay
Sounds like a real struggle yeah
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>>84517247
This is the most lucid I've ever seen you, but I might have you confused with someone else.
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>>84517244
need a hand bro?
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Are you a person according to women?
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>>84517256
>what it means to struggle
Dropped 200+ elo points today, but I'm at my actual skill ranking, so that's good.
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>>84517247
>i see how you got there lad
Well that is objectively true or you're a liar.
>me throwing parties with my 50 mates
>me living in a party flat
>me garn jaunts around the country meeting people
>me garn clubbing with my mates
>me drinking with my mates doing drugs and shagging
>me in long term relationships
>me in gay bars in different cities

Oh but I'm just this shrinking violet wallflower though. What? I'm not criticism you for any of that it's your life. But you have a REALLY liberal view of being shy/socially anxious if you think that's compatible with the above. That's a total contradiction. You can't have it both ways just because you want to.
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>just found he voted green party
>never talking to him again
>my safety matters
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>>84517247
Bearing in mind its not like you were just more energetic as a teenager 20 years ago this is well into your late 20s? So what am I missing?
>ill just say two contradictory things are true
>if you disagree you are wrong for reasons I will not explain
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Chill bedtime choon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3QmYvX-yQI
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>>84517325
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ori6kXQOvGg
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Me? Don't care. Still voting RESTORE x
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Business idea: The orange party. Party policy, moar orange slaags
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>>84517267
>I might have you confused with someone else.

i probably do then, yeah. there's a seethelad who picks a different target every day. he knows the score about different posters, but he gets a few wires crossed in his analyses. fact is, we don't know about each other beyond what we've posted.

no hard feelings because i can see why someone would say >>84517025. reasonable post. but whenever some anon starts a screed:
>You know what I think? I think you're only SAYING that because ACTUALLY...
then there's nothing i can possibly tell them. my sincere hope is generally that they're pretend-mad and not actual-mad. and that if they are really upset by one dude on the internet posting cat pictures, they can find some way to chill out a bit.

NOTE: exactly this happened just before i submitted this post. i have not changed a word above.
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>>84517341
Mad that when I was in school I would have assumed the Green Party was about like... the environment or saving the bats or something.
>mfw it's actually homo-islamo communism
>same face as every other party
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>>84517355
But I want to see fewer orange slags
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>>84517361
All thanks to lefty think tanks sponsored by the socialist party aka the fabien society. Oh they love their think tanks. No rightoids invited ofc.
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>>84517128
>what else can i call it? it's agoraphobia. not sure why that ruffles so many feathers tbqh
because it's perceived as self-induced and it's hard to sympathise with that
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Islam, Homosexuality, Communism. The trifecfa of British politics.
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>>84517374
Even without my joke the country is doomed.
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i hope starmer doesn't quit, im so sick of political crisis, is stability too much to ask for?
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>>84517325
What a beautiful woman. Ive realised that life for us average/ugly men is just so different to the one lived by beautiful people. They'll never understand and I guess we'll never understand theirs.
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>all i ask: please do not EVER make '/s' socially acceptable anywhere on 4chan. PLEASE.
you are the most reddit poster here though
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May the 4th be with you xD
It sound like from the film xD
xDDDDDDDD
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>>84517358
You do say things to provoke them as well though let's be honest
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>>84517381
i understand that. there's other stuff going on besides drugs that i'm simply not willing to talk about, even here.

but if it makes you feel better, and you believe the whole 'some addicts don't want help--they need to help themselves' type thing, i am potentially on the mend thanks to a very supportive friend. i went outside 'in public' for the first time just a few days ago. the two of us have made plans, we'll see where it goes.

i've been in a more 'respectable' place in my life, never anywhere amazing, but comfy enough and contributing to society and whatever other metrics that are pretty standard. if i get back there, i think a lot of feelings/effects will stay the same. not every 'this negative thing is the case' is automatically 'oh, woe is me!', anon.

for example, i have just ran out of pop. FUMING.
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>>84517361
Crazy isn't it. Basically every party is the same, and always the opposite of what they claim.

>Green Party
Destroy the environment for mass immigration, no nuclear, no solar or wind near us, destroy all wildlife and habitats and concrete over Britain to build housing for African migrants.

>Labour
Undercut wages, destroy the working class, import scab labour from abroad on behalf of wealthy investors, inflate house prices, destroy everything so that your wealthy Jewish friends can become wealthier.

>Conservatives
Conserve nothing at all, raise taxes to the highest they've ever been, reverse no leftist laws, increase immigration levels to the highest ever levels, secretly import millions of Afghan rapists and cover it up, bring in new anti-free speech laws, implement every Labour policy x10 while claiming you oppose it.

>Plaid Cymru
Destroy Wales, ban the Welsh language (because it's racist), import millions of Africans, destroy Welsh culture and rewrite Welsh history.

>SNP
Destroy Scotland, genocide the Scottish people, import as many Africans as possible, join a foreign group whose unelected bureaucrats will enact laws you have no control over.

>Reform
Reform nothing. Elect the same politicians who betrayed you multiple times before. Or you are racist.
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cant really believe not a single party has anything good in them like lowering house prices. its honestly mad how there isnt a party for the average working class person anymore. is everyone just middle class now or something?
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>>84517481
the renters rights bill was pretty good imho
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>>84517457
Find it hard to believe you've ever worked desu. You are good at fudging words around. "Contribute to society" could mean you were a cancer nurse or it could mean you did 2 days work experience in sixth form and youll say it like it's the same. I know you play games like that.
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I'm just fully mental at this point. One day I'm the nicest littel lad you've ever meet, and one day I'm a flippin racist!
Not my fault, I swear. I've got mental health, innit?
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>>84517361
>the Green Party are like: cut down more trees and build more houses
I'm sorry?

You know, if we had an *actual* eco-warrior party I might vote for it. There are worse things...
>dude, deport a few million people, bulldoze ugly buildings, and plant new forests
Yeah, why not? Let's do it.
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>>84517451
yeah that's true. i end up snookered into a sarky mode, and i don't like that. but it happens. it doesn't feel authentic (especially as i get older). it's just like the only possible route when Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons is having a go at you. on the other hand, i don't want to end up a total robot because i have to anticipate every last seether.

seriously, go look at any thread from 5 years ago, look at how chill everyone is. they're just...talking. having a laugh. or talking about what's bringing them down. none of this meta shite, even the angryposting is very direct and not coated in sardonic irony. that just seems like a miserable way to be.

it does feel like this chat has been useful, though. i like /britfeel/, i like most of the people who post here, even when we disagree on particular subjects. what i dislike is exactly what's happening right now haha.

let's see where things go.
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>>84517495
A completely unnecessary bill. Most people, when we lived in a high trust society, would pay rent, and maintain the place they were living.

65 IQ African in London (living in the most expensive part of the country on benefits forever) had no understanding of how to live in a house or maintain it, and would trash the place, so the landlords would desperately try to evict them.

Now we have laws which say they can squat forever, and the landlord has to babysit retarded animals at their own expense forever.

The end result will be, predictably, nobody wants to be a landlord, rents go up, but the taxpayer still has to pay for these people who shouldn't be here to live here for free forever.
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>>84517458
The Conservatives brought in gay marriage, remember. Fucking lol.
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>>84517530
>tfw black in london on benefits since 2011
I don't think my IQ is 65 though.
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>>84517542
They also brought in the sugar tax! Cunts! That shit ruined the taste of Dr Pepper forever in the UK. Now I have to pay 5 pound for one can from one of those dodgy candy and vape shops to get the real thing now!
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>>84517548
Do you know Lenny Henry?
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>>84517458
Plaid Cymru want to ban Welsh?? i thought they were a Welsh nationalist party?
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>>84517530
you live with your mum and you're too scared to talk to black people
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>>84517562
do you know Lenny though?
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>>84517526
Not sure your memory is working there mate. No meta 5 years ago? MB? The nonce nest? Baldrew graphics card? Doxxing, tripmong cliques... I will say though specifically if you mean 2020 yes I think people were more chill because we were in the middle of working from home, "all in it together" lockdown era. There was a huge influx of new users to 4chan in general that year so there was probably more people who hadn't had the novelty wear off too.
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>>84517557
No but I've met Brian Bovell on my high street. My mum knew him from school.
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>>84517565
i know of him
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>>84517578
Don't know who that one Is.
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>>84517501
i have worked full-time, i have studied full-time, i have volunteered part-time.

>>84517495
as someone who definitely contributed to the Renter's Rights Bill (this is hyperbole, i am being hyperbolic), >>84517530
you are wrong.

it abolished section 21 no-fault evictions. section 8 grounds-based evictions are still in there. when i was in the Renters Reform Coalition 'we' tried to get rent controls in there too, but that motion didn't pass ;__;

>Now we have laws which say they can squat forever
at the end of your assured shorthold tenancy, it automatically switched to a periodic tenancy anyway. what do you think should happen instead? there is still a mechanism to evict tenants.
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>you live with your mum and you're too scared to talk to black people
Lil bro thought he was cooking kek
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>>84517542
The Cameron years were so grim. People voted for what? Less immigration, and they increased it, and by the way, have some gay marriage, and then they were proud of it. Conservatives.
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>>84517562
>you're too scared to talk to black people
Why would someone be scared to talk to black people?
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>>84517592
because they're a pussy
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>>84517558
All part of the illusion. Plaid Cymru have been trying to to rewrite history that black people founded and built Wales.

They were (many years ago) worried about stopping the Welsh language going extinct, but when it was found to exclude blacks, they abandoned any such plans. Their main electoral plan is to open the borders, similar to the SNP.
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>>84517585
Ay YO, ya book's upside down.
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>>84517562
I've talked to black people. It's what made me racist. I encourage everyone to talk to as many black people as possible.
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>>84517593
So you mean they're scared of talking to all people? So they're not racist? Or is it just black people. Is there something that makes people cautious around black people? Just being a pussy is it?
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>>84517603
>me when I pretend to be a racist on the internet, but then I meet a brown person and I'm like "this person is so real..."
I'm all mixed up in the head, I tell you. I've got mental health. Not my fault!
I don't know what's up and down anymore!
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>>84517583
He was in Hollyoaks.
>>84517584
I'm in council housing how does this bill affect me?
>>84517588
The 2020s are so awful that I'm actually nostalgic for the 2010s now
>>84517594
But we did. Black Roman legionaries conquered Wales 2,000 years ago.
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>>84517609
they're a pussy with incorrect racist ideas. they got these ideas from pol and x because the're gullible and too stupid to think for themselfs
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We wuz romans an shiiet
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>>84517622
I don't think I can ever be nostalgic for the 10's. What a fucking shit-show.
They ruined Star Wars, they ruined Doctor Who, they took the fun out of video games, Tumblr weirdos leaked all over the internet...
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>black people are violent and unpredictable
>ayo say that to my face nigga see what happen
Lol
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haven't even been listening to choonz, bloody hell.

got this album blasting if that's all right with you lads?
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>>84517649
That's alright with me. Sean? Is that alright with you?
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>>84517658
He's gone lad. His flame burns bright but he clocked out at about 7pm. Some would describe it was a lightweight.
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lots of racists in here have never sniffed a fanny and it shows
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Tumblr feels quaint now. i was too old for it, but at least we knew it was ridiculous.
i'm sure there was actually a lot of genuinely good art (and porn) on there.

but yeah, >>84517643
>Tumblr weirdos leaked all over the internet...

this. even telly/films, which the internet should discuss, started being informed BY the internet. why is a character in a BBC series saying this line of dialogue?

special place in my heart for Newgrounds. a lot of talented young'uns are now industry professionals, and good for them.
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>>84517639
Womp womp lol
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>>84517640
Septimus Severus was Black.
>>84517643
Yeah the 10's were shit but jesus christ the 20s are a straight-up hell simulation.
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Me? Don't vote x
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>>84517744
I considered voting Green because fuck it why not but I didn't because creditors use the electoral register to find you. It's the main reason why I don't vote desu, amazed Labour/Greens haven't brought this issue up. They seem way too concerned with voter ID which I don't think is as big of a deal.
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>Adam's Song
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>>84517755
It's truly incredible to me the level of retardation in the general public. This is why most people shouldn't be allowed to vote. It didn't used to be just women that couldn't vote, it was only the head of a household that could vote. If we still had that policy then we wouldn't be in this mess.

The extreme retardation of the general public is very problematic, especially when you consider that 50% of people have an IQ below 100, and we've spent the last 2 decades importing millions of people who have an average IQ of 75, so half of them below 75.
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>>84517755
>I didn't because creditors use the electoral register to find you.

you can opt out of the open register. i think that's the one where you get all those sites that have people's personal info, like on 192.com. i think OFFICIALLY you have to physically visit your local office, but they somehow get all the info and then charge users for 'credits'. sneaky stuff.

bit like the old ex-directory service with BT/the phone book, but that doesn't really matter nowadays.
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>>84517718
>Libya
North Africans aren't black
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>>84517804
"most peopel are too stupid to vote" is ironically the midwit take. Yes it's true but what are the alternative solutions? If 50% of the population don't get a vote they will revolt.
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>>84517812
So why are you so booty-blasted over them coming here in boats?
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my IQ was historically over 100. might file a Subject Access Request with Lanchester Road Hospital in Durham and get my WAIS-IV results.

for some reason they didn't want to give me the actual number, they just told me i was good at the semantic/language parts and rubbish at the maths parts. decent at those patterns they have.

all this is to say:
could i vote under an IQ-based system, forever, or would i be reassessed with my current brain/ability?
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>>84517814
Nah. Take care of their immediate needs, and they would have no inclination to revolt.
The idea that people just innately tend toward more freedom and more democracy, and will form violent militia's to see this through, is American Hollywood nonsense.
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Blads tomato plant
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>>84517911
BUY MY OOZE
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>>84517915
Yes people rightly prioritise security over "freedom". If we had a clean, safe country, low crime, police do their actual job, nobody starves, don't get shamed for being proud of your own country where your family has lived for centuries and gaslit that it doesnt belong to you, get paid fairly for the work you do can afford to buy a house and have kids, the end, people would be happy. Its not that complicated. Right now we have no security and no freedom lol.
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Essentially if Britain was like Japan but with British people. Aka Britain before the 1960s.
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so do you guys feel safe out and about, day-to-day?

race, crime, whatever. what are your actual thoughts and feelings just walking down the streets of Britain atm?
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now on this tbqh. cheating a bit. hope that's still OK with all yous?
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>>84517970
Not safety per se but I notice people are more socially awkward. Who should be normal. I am socially awkward, but I sit in meetings and even I'm thinking, is nobody going to say something? They say something and it's weird. They don't seem natural like in the old days. It's like stiff robot communication. Don't know if it's vax, 5G.
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desu, America's entire cultural story is cope over the fact that they revolted over taxes, and THEN everything got worse...
Civil wars, slavery, the downstream effects of slavery, the great depression, prohibition, freaky murder cults, the Vietnam war...
That was on them. The British didn't tell them to do all of that.
>well at least we have **democracy**! *waves muh flag
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>>84517970
Used to. It's not getting any better.
Kids ride around on dirt bikes with balaclavas. There are plain weird people roaming around that never used to be here.
I see more broken bottles, more fly tipping, more burnt out junk. I smell weed everywhere. Every now and again I see the Police pulling someone out of a house.
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>>84517995
>I notice people are more socially awkward. Who should be normal.
>They say something and it's weird. They don't seem natural like in the old days. It's like stiff robot communication.

could you give a couple of examples?

I think i might vaguely get what you're saying. like if someone is chatty/kooky, that's exceptional (always has been). if you DON'T have someone like that in an actual meeting, it's possible for awkward silences. in a meeting.

but don't yous go in with an agenda, a chairman/chairwoman, everyone HAS to speak?
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hope you voted lads just for the laugh as the ship goes down
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>>84518039
are the numbers in yet?
i forgot it were on.
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>>84518043
barely anything yet, gonna be a late one and a total mess
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Had several meltys today again. I need help.
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a spark frog got in through the front door today.
mum opened it, the freak punched her in the head
it bopped me dad in the noggin too
both me parents KO'd.
Had to hide in the wardrobe
The lid was screaming 'WHO WANTS SOME?' in the dining room as we speak.
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>>84518066
Mum and dad in the spark zone. Not right.
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>>84517970
London is way safer. About to go for a drunken night walk rn. Would never have dreamed of doing this 20 years ago. Gangs everywhere and no CCTV. Areas outside London have gone downhill though I agree with >>84518013
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Never even swallowed a girl's fart
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Never even eaten a girl's nail clippings
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>>84518054
hope you're at peace now friend.

summat set you off? or just one of those days?
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never even swallowed any of those pregabalins.
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https://xcancel.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2052547953315778968
That real? That seems like a lot for Ref.
Yes, I am politically illiterate.
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>>84518202
Hate myself so I seethe and fume at people to knock them down to my level it not nice x
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another pregabalin. why not, eh?
WHERE IS THE POLLING STATION???

>>84518252
>Hate myself
WHY?
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Well, I don't expect Reform to change much, but the seethe will be funny...
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>read ex's blog

mistakes were made.
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Never asked to have mental health
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watching this Russian lassie preparing fish on sttream, cause she has nice baps
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>>84518474
corrr. imagine emptying your pollocks by sticking your haddick in herring.
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tired as fudge. time for bed, i reckon.

you nightlads are canny as owt. soz for the blogposting, but i found it interesting. 'sall good.

looking forward to tomorrow's thread. until then, good night, you lovely people x
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>>84518871
Night de lad
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Quite cheesed to post in this breadington

Arnt i

X
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Think I've got insomnia again
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My brain won't turn off please help me
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>>84518356
They should only fix potholes on roads with zero muslims.
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>>84519481
have a couple of jars
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Abysmal effort by the night shift. Shag off you bloody benders.
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Stroking my average penis to some pornographic images of women with their boobas and tuppences on show. Corrr.
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>>84519635
>boobas and tuppences on show
Phwoar
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Off to Bude B&M for a mooch and bargain shopping. Anyone want anyfink?
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>>84519642
Feels v naughty lad. All hot and bothered like.
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>>84519643
Piccy of a single mum with huge fucking milkers, please
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>wake up
>within seconds realise its another day where I won't have sex
>get angry
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greetings anons of /britfeel/

i am the brown guy responsible for filling your countries with brown men, i hope you treat me well
hehehe
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What time does the obsession with thread personalities and YouTubers start?
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>>84519706
Not until the 10am mongs wake up lad
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Me? I think theirs probably 5-6 posters who post in britfeel each day
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Corrrrrrrrr FB is good for some stuff I suppose
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>>84519717
I think it's probably closer to 10-12, but half are regular posters and half are lurkers who only semi-regularly post.
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>>84519721
Non of the lads here would have any interest in her. She's got piercings and tattoos, besides the lads that post here are scared of women.
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>>84519717
4 regulars that are here all day and another 3 or 4 lads that spend a couple of here. the samefagging makes it look like there are more posters than there are
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Did HHL really pass out after 5 beers? Lol this must be so embarrassing for him.
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>>84519794
No, he is keeping it private >>84517093
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>>84519677
That is beast territory not mine.
I am at Widemouth Bay though.
Possible beast van spotted.
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>>84519643
Bought some pies lads. Now I will munch them at Widemouth Bay. Wahey!
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Was just holding in a shit on a call, but it seeped out. I didn't even fart it just fucking came out. Had a wipe before I sat down just to check and I had.
Not a good start to the day.
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>>84519877
Anything by Walls is ace. Enjoy lad.
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>>84519872
>Possible beast van spotted.
Shit. This could get serious.
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Bog looks like it had a chocolate McFlurry in it. Bad poo! Bad poo!
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>>84519877
Discounts all the way de lid all the way! 70 pence only
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Imagine what the beast will do when he gets his hands on our last hope. Sorry widemouth bay lad, it could be curtains for you.
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In fucking tears today. I knew it was going to be difficult checking the votes from yesterdays local election but my worst fears were true.
SPACCA have taken control of my area and local council. There are already groups of Apus partying in the street knowing that whats left of our council budget will be moved to keep them happy.
Terrible news if you're not a frog.
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>>84519893
it's funny because he's a fat alcoholic :D
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Beast van? Or no?
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>>84519915
THATS THE FUCKING BEAST THAT IS HIM IT HIM FUCKING RUN LAD YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME
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>>84519915
Ford transit + reliant robin when
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He's parked up in the middle of nowhere, I bet he is dumping bodies in the sea.
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Me? Been stroking my shit to her all night

https://youtu.be/zNDO45YcFP8
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>>84519915
Thats creepy af
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Me? Been shitting all night from a dodgy chinky
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adult nappies for men
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>>84519964
Envious of a better looking lad than you
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>>84519964
Der Untermensch. Addie warned us about these types.
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Millennial, no job, no friends, still live in mummys house. Video games don't hit like when I was 14.
Looks like another 16 hour day on 4chan with the occasional wank to ease my crushing loneliness.
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>>84519964
Five drink bandit strikes again
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>>84519794
Did you really wake up and the first thing you thought about was a man from 4chan? Embarrassing.
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Never even drank a girl's bath water
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>>84520049
But that is what you've just done?
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>>84520073
I've been awake since 7 lad and my first thoughts were not about Sean and what I could post on /britfeel/ about him to make myself feel better about myself.
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How do you know that poster hasn't been up since lets say 6am? Do you know their routine personally? Not trolling, I want to know how you got to the conclusion?
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Where is the little lightweight today? Has he recovered from the 5 beers that knocked him out hehe
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Brown face of the BNP
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>s s stop noticing my posting patteren
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Sunderland Nonce Community
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I forgot to buy sausages and I forgot to buy bread. It's so over
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Sloshed after 5 3.2% pisslagers
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>>84520147
He is 5'7 and weighs 50kg, cut him some slack
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>>84520147
Post your empty bottles or cans big lad
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Mong thinks being a big drinker is a good thing kek
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Sat there dribbling into his halal shandyade
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I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: god I fucking hate women
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>>84520146
Quickly get back out and buy some.
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>>84520184
>women
Corr imagine sniffing their stinky little pink arseholes
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Long neck of the BNP
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Record highs of slavery in Britain in 2026 apparently.

I'll just get the obvious out the way - it's not white people keeping slaves.

Diversity is our strength.
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The welper army was defeated so easily, poor little lads
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>>84520217
He's back seether. You lost.
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>>84520227
Oh? And where is your great chairman? Is he passed out from 5 beers kek
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>>84520237
He's keeping it private dummy
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Welper hasn't posted for weeks. Some mong is just pretending to be him.
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Welperarmy routed. Nappies soiled en masse. Commongders raped. Prisoners forced to pick litter for bennies.
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>>84520240
Keep breathing that copium. You lost, he's gone
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i..i..its nnnn...nn..not s...s..sean
hahaahahah
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He's back and there is nothing you seethers can do about it. He is OUR chairman.
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>>84520247
You are a loser
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>y.y.y.ou a.a.a.re a l.l.l.o.s.er
hahahahaha what a baby
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Welper loyalist reporting in standing back and standing by
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>>84520260
non-asci poorfag phoneposter x
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Slavery de lid? It's nothing of the sort de lid. These warmbloods gave themselves up to me in exchange for me sparking them out less de lid. Welper Loyalists or something I hear.

Got a good deal on the old one at the back, you can have him for a few hundred.
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>>84520267
Utter mongoloid can't even spell ASCII and doesn't understand how phones or computers work.
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It's over lads, Russia took the homeland. Where do we go from here?
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>>84520282
>It's over lads
>Where do we go from here?
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>>84520282
What homeland? What are you on about?
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Is it worth getting with a used up roastie in her late 30s or 40s?
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>>84520424
If you've got no other option sure, she'll at least be sexually accommodating because she's done it all before.
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>>84520432
What if I don't find her attractive at all? I am only attracted to fertile women below a certain age
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Morning lids, just got up. Having me morning wuppa and some rice krispies while catching up on me YouTubes. Ads? None for me got that Youtubes Premium x
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>>84520443
Well then you've sort of answered your own question haven't you?
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>>84520452
You are a spacker and a bell end
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wow do Turkish women really look like this?
https://x.com/user00081028/status/2052377031845810377
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I've literally never seen a slavery case in the UK where the person holding the slave was white british. Not once. We simply don't do it. Anglos are generally repulsed by the idea while for the rest of the world it's business as usual.
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>>84520452
Did you really pass out after 5 beers? Lmao
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It's me! Your friendly neighbourhood DVDlad. Had a lot of big hauls since I last posted here. Have I missed anything while I was gone? Wollocks status? B Towers update? Crosslad situation?
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>>84519721
Kinnell! Never knew Ruth had such luscious milkers!
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ive never been on a plane and apparently im not the only one
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day 4 of not liking porn
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Nice little Vinegar Syndrome haul. One of my favourite companies to buy from now. Spend 110 quid and it's free shipping so get in!
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Can't believe I was gone from Britfeel when the Iran war kicked off. Bet Shippy is fuming over the petrol costs.
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Has anyone tried a professional cuddler in the UK? Are they real. Can I pay a woman to hug me
I know someone will suggest an escort but I don't really wanna go through the effort of sex and potentially getting an STD I just wanna be held
t. virgin
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>>84520556
Spacked Out sounds like HHLs biopic
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>>84520585
kekked ha ha
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>>84520582
Looked into that a while back and it doesn't really exist then I came close to messaging an escort for a cuddle then I thought well if I'm gonna do that maybe I should fuck her then I got over it all and 4 months have passed
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Me? On that Friday Fortnite sesh.

Yeah we keeping it womfy x
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>>84520601
Give us your username so we can lobby up with you x
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Grinding Fortnite and necking wuppas x
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Helpernonce the UK NONCEYCUNT
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I'm a bit worried about the guy who went widemouth bay.

We've not heard from him since he snapped that pic of the beasts van >>84519915
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>>84520601
Sharing THAT video are we sean?
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Bude so hot right now. Sean the nonce fake and homosexual. Regime change is upon us.
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>>84519915
requesting proof this is actually widemouth bay please beastfinder general
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i need to stop working 6 day weeks
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>>84520452
>YouTube Premium
Firefox + uBlock Origin de lid.
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>>84520656
https://maps.app.goo.gl/6TMnNDk5GhCTSciA6

It HAS to be the beast.
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>>84520662
Brave>Firetranny
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Little lads still bullying Helper. Some things never change, eh?
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Another day pretending to be Sean is it, king?
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reforms going to get in, scrap all worker and renter rights and force me deeper into the povo life. depressing
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>>84520705
Get on the PIP de lid. Free car, free booze, free punts. GET IN! GOD BLESS THE QUEEN! INSHA'ALLAH!
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>>84520718
im already on UC for my high rent, they'll probably get rid of that to
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>>84520701
Seethers like you aren't welcome now the chairman is back.
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Sean says jump the seethers say how high
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Sean lost. The welper regime is scattered and no longer a threat.
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Women and cucks online are having melties over Reform doing well. It lush
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Terminally online shut ins on the ropes nows
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>>84520766
I just saw a tweet saying reform will put people in camps and give the police special powers to deny human rights. I don't know how you can type that and not immediately realize "oh wait I supported the lockdowns"
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>>84520753
Welper always wins it lush
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>>84520733
>the chairman is back
HEIL HELPER
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>>84520775
I saw one saying we're back in 1939 and putting the Nazi flag next to the Reform logo.
These people are mentally deranged
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>>84520789
>These people are mentally deranged
NTA but, that's lefties for you. It's fascism, but not involving the right. Do as I say OR ELSE. tankies (lefties that love authority) are genuinely insane.
Bet it's great to be somebody in charge, in their little private estate laughing because none of it effects them or their family.
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'Vote Reform' is a code word for white genocide
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>>84518039
I completely forgot it was a thing ngl, ive become so bored of the pantomime that is british politics im tuned out. Predictions: things will get worse and never get better.
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We all Wurger King in life x

Yeah, I'm back. My ban ended a few days ago but I've been on woliday at the waravan so been busy having a good time instead of posting here. Also, whoever has posted claiming to be me before this post is a twoll. My last post was in April before my ban.
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>>84520733
>>84520785

That wasn't even me lid. Some saddo has been pretending to be me these last couple of days from the looks of it. If it's not my trip then always assume it's a twoll. Simple as.
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Yay woo democracy we done it \o/
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>>84520656
Proof this is Widemouth Bay near Bude. No evidence to say this van is the beast van,
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>>84520910
Corr could destroy a whopper right now
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Do you think dictators are jelly of leaders of a democratic country? Same outcome, but those democratic fools vote for the bad things. Bet it's a stressful life for a dictator, having to come up with ways to force their countries citizens to go along with things.
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So someone brute forced a vanity trip and you all assume HHL is back. Zero actual proof. I have a bridge to sell you, if you believe that.
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Still got me 4chan pass too, by the way.
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Love a bit of cheese me. Corrr.
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>>84520939
>So someone brute forced a vanity trip
Lollers? Thought he was gone until 2027. Bullshitting cunt.
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>>84520946
Is your first name fanny?
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>>84520941
Disregard this, I actually suck cocks.
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DVDlad and Helper back on the same day? Hmm...
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To that one lad who kept telling me to get Robocop... I have all of Verhoeven's English films now, right next to my John Carpenter films (Not pictured: In the Mouth of Madness).
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>>84520533
Where have you been mate? It's been ages since we have had a DVD update.
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>>84520999
That was me mate. Finally. It only took 2 years I think kek. Enjoy mate it's one of the best 80s films in my opinion it has it all.
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>>84520999
Where did you go? There's a theory you might be behind Ruthmong gimmick confirm or deny?
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He's back and he hits trips like it's nothing. Absolutely based. Now, if only he would actually watch those movies instead of just buying them and stacking them up.
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new attenborough edish
>>84521038
>>84521038
>>84521038
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>>84521023
>>84521032
Some little melter got me banned, didn't they? Have to be a good boy now.
>>84521030
Yeah lad, it's amazing. Looks lush on 4K OLED as well.

Got that Long Good Friday 4K as well. Have to say it's easily one of my favourite films of all time now.
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IM THE FUCKING CHAIRMAN HEIL FUCKING HELPER



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