HONEYYYY, I'M HOME! LET ME IN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT'S STILL ME? WHAT, YOU DON'T TRUST ME? I'M SO HUNGRY AND COLD. LET ME IN. LET ME IN. LET ME IN.
>>84517725Do you have the milk?
>>84517747YEESSSS... YESSSS I HAVE THE MILK... IT'S RIGHT HERE, BEHIND MY BACK... I'LL COME PUT IT AWAY FOR YOU IF YOU LET ME IN....
>>84517752*Spritzes with holy water*
>>84517784I TAAAAASSSSSTEEEEEEE...... THE BLOOD OF THE DEAD GOD.
>>84517795Ready to taste the cum of your new one?
>>84517837ONCE YOU ARE DISSECTED, THE PENIS WILL NOT BE EATEN, BUT MELTED DOWN WITH THE OTHERS AND POURED OVER THE SCALP OF THE LORD.
>>84517843You have the wrong address *Give address of hooters*
>>84517857YOU HAVE TRADED YOUR SINGLE VIRGIN MALE LIFE FOR SEVERAL VIRGIN MALES' LIVES. DIABOLICAL.I WILL RESERVE YOUR PLACE IN MY PERSONAL TORMENT CIRCLE OF CELL. YOU MAY THANK ME, NOW.
>>84517886Wtf does that even mean oh skinny cunt
>>84518210I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T GRADUATE PRE-SCHOOL BUT IT'S NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY TO EDUCATE YOU. I AM BUILT LIKE SASQUATCH AND JUST AS HAIRY, GAY BOY.
>>84518236You know the number of dogs police kill a head is ridiculously high? *Calls po po*
>>84518312YOU KNOW UNFUNNY ASININE INSULTS DON'T PHASE ME BECAUSE I'M EATING BERRIES IN A CAVE?
>>84518318>EATING BERRIES IN A CAVEPicking turds out your asshole
>>84518328NUH-UH. WHY ARE YOU SO OFFPUTTING AND CRUDE?
>>84518355I literally see you doing it in front of me
>>84518404THAT'S COOL, ANON. GOOD TALK.
>>84518436They may have been berries at one point and I understand how you are explain this is an infinite food source, it's just really difficult to see you do
>>84518455ANON, YOUR ENGLISH IS DOGSHIT. I CAN BARELY UNDERSTAND WHATEVER IDIOTIC MESSAGE YOU WERE TRYING TO GET ACROSS BUT I APPRECIATE YOU TRYING.
OP CAN YOU STOP YELLING I'M TRYING TO FOCUS
>>84518503NO, I CAN'T, MY VOICEBOX MODULATOR BROKE IN THE FALL. I CANNOT STOP YELLING!!!
>>84518566THEN REPAIR IT OR I'M GOING TO STIR YOUR GUTS WITH A TABLESPOON
>>84518576WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING TO ME RIGHT NOW YOU PSYCHO????
>>84518501You eat your poop. Dig it out of your "cave" and eat it again. You show this off proudly as an achievement that you produce self sustaining unlimited food
Picrel what every predator of humans deserves to have driven through them
>>84519025KINDA SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE DESCRIBING THE LAWS OF NATURE TO ME. OUROBOROS AND ALL THAT + THE ALLEGORY OF THE CAVE, WOW, THIS IS VERY DEEP STUFF, ANON. DID YOU COME UP WITH IT AFTER HITTING YOUR CRACK PIPE?>>84519056I THINK WOMEN LIKE THAT I'M A CHILL HUNTER THOUGH. I LIKE THAT THEY COME TO ME AND BASICALLY ASK TO BE PREY. IT'S KINDA NICE.
>>84519313Crack pipe? Is that your slang for gay sex
>>84519487DUNNO, HOW MUCH CRACK DO YOU SMOKE?
>>84519498I'm not a plumber
>>84519509SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE PLUMB FULL OF CRACK.
>>84519560No plumb. Only thing with a crack is your peach
>>84519705MORE OF A JUNGLE THAN A BEACH BUT HEY SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO FLOSS
>>84519920Jungle, beachAnything is better than a swamp and to be perfectly honest I'd rather not have to pick anything out of my teeth.
>>84520242THEN DON'T GO DIVING FOR GOLD IN THE RIVERBED AND YOU WON'T GET DIRT IN YOUR TEETH
eye hate you.
