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they're releasing stuff about aliens tomorrow.
i'm scared guys!
what the hell are we gonna do if it's scary?
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>>84518438
Normal person doesn't believe in aliens they believe in God.
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>>84518438
can you believe it? the saiyans are coming to the earth tomorrow and we are far from ready!
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>>84518438
Calm down anon. Here, drink some milk from my breast. There's a good boy.
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>>84518460
Jokes on you anon, I'm into that
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>>84518456
well technically they're not coming they're supposedly already here. maybe it's the namekians.
>>84518451
you can believe in both i think.
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>>84518438
The scariest thing of all is this world actually being as mundane as it appears to be.

That's what you should be scared of. Not a little chaos in the cosmos.
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>>84518451
Why would these things be mutually exclusive? Who made the aliens?
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>>84518451
>Normal person doesn't believe in aliens they believe in God.
They're not mutually exclusive.
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>>84518478
The average Christian (not saying that's him) is a logical fallacy machine. I'm not even a Christian but I'm literally more Christian than them in practice. Christians don't even know their own religion. I know it better than they do.
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it will only be scary if you're afraid of all the good stuff being blacked out
like the E files
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>>84518438
>tsunamis
>earthquakes
>hurricanes
>diseases
There are giant and microscopic things we can't simply fight with weapons. Yet here we are. Remember the best solutions aren't usually instant. If it's terrifying we just have to take the time to calm down and turn that energy into motivation to find various solutions.
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aliens??? hahaha! what next? ghosts?
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>>84518554
i hope we get the god files next
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>>84518554
aliens are real, we'll find out tomorrow.
hopefully it's not scary.
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>>84518554
Ghosts are real, aliens are not. The earth is 6000 years old.
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>>84518554
In a sense demons are aliens and they're already here. Nothing is overcome without effort. Humans rise up!
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>>84518617
It's going to be scary since aliens didn't evolve on earth they wouldn't share our morals.
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>>84518647
i hope not, they're saying it might be released as early as 8 am tomorrow.
i hope theyre nice aliens.
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>>84518438
Watch it be a lame nothing burger about potential life with no ayylmao's in sight
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>>84518617
Watch Battle Los Angeles and you'll see teh alenz get dealt with through effort and publicly available tech. Now factor in how history shows that the latest tech is always kept out of public eye until something even better is developed outside of public eye. We'll be fine.
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files gonna be like

March 16 2006
officer redacted responded to several calls about a redacted spotted near the redacted in redacted.
when officer redacted arrived on the scene he witnessed a redacted for a few minutes before it redacted
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>>84518438
You're still going to work as normal

Nothing ever happens
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>>84518438
>aliens
Who cares, we humans will just conquer the entire universe or be exterminated like the cancer we truly are due to our nature. We cant even get along with our own species and we exploit weaker species and turn them into canned meat. Aliens should stay far far away from us or wipe us all out for their own good
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>>84518451
i believe in project blue bleam as well as god
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>>84519123
>epstein coverup flops
>quick let's start a war in Iran
>immediately lose authority, public trust and momentum
>quick deploy a new MKULTRA agent
>literally not one soul believes one word about it
>SIR, WE ALREADY DECLASSIFIED THE JFK FILES AND THE KING FILES, WHAT'S EVEN LEFT TO FALL BACK ON?
>WE NEED TO CONFIRM THE ALIENS OR WE'RE TOAST
So tiresome.
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>>84518438
one of the things that always scared me is the thought of wars vs aliens

we are baby civilization to them. Were so weak in comparison. Just thinking about being invaded by them gives me the heebee jeevees
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>>84518438
It Will probably be gay and retarted. Like we saw this weird shit once that we don't have an explanation for. I wouldn't expect them to tell everyone about the reptilians that they're in kahoots with.
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>>84518438
If aliens wanted to harm us, they'd have done it already. If aliens have the technology to reach Earth, they've got the technology to incinerate it. There would be nothing we could do. Humans already have the capability to blow up this rock and kill everything on it, and we're still too technologically weak to leave it, now imagine what aliens capable of warp travel could do.

So, getting worried about it is stupid. You're like an ant worrying about a human stepping on you. Yeah, it might happen, but you can't do shit about it, so who cares.



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