>"All right kid, whip it out and start peeing. I want to watch."
>>84519860I was obsessed with watching a boy pee when I was younger, I was curious for years, I was so disappointed when I actually saw one pee
>>84519860Ma'am where is the Nvidia rtx5090
>>84519866what did you think it was like...
>>84519873Like a forceful torrent. Instead it was like a water fountain. We want to hold it while you pee just to feel it!
>>84519937idk if you'll ever get a torrent but if your bf does kegels he can get a much better stream going
>>84519937women peeing anywhere but toilet is so damn messy
>>84519946We have to pee backwards to be accurate. I'm so jealous.
>>84519860Where do I find a foid who is obsessed with my genitals? Not just wants to give me blowjobs or handjobs, but also wants to hold my dick for me while I pee, wants to watch my testicles move, wants to pet my penis and give it a name, can't fall asleep with her hand cupped around my nutsack. That level of obsession. I need her to be in love with my penis and balls.
>>84519860This board>penis envy isn't realThe reality>Penis envy is realDamn, must suck to be dickless. To penetrate when and how you want, to take control instead of always being the passive one. To pee standing up instead of this messy spray and humiliating pose
>>84520088Why does everything about the female body suck so bad. I realised even this sucks. I need to pee so I'm going to squat in this vulnerable dick sucking level height position and spray it all over my legs and the floor. This sucks
>>84520142Men stand, women kneelJust deal with it smoothcrotch B-)
>>84520142Just accept your place in life and worship the penis
>>84520156Men are designed 1000x better than women it's fucked up. Vaginas are so ugly
>>84520177some vagoos look nicehowever, all of them are just holes waiting to get penetrated.They're just powerless and impotent it's so funny when you think about it. Like, your body just CAN'T do it, while men can do both the penetration and the getting penetrated.
>"Hey anon... We're friends right? Show me how you pee."
The fuck's the matter with y'all?
>>84520088Someone posted a Japan toilet cam one time. I couldn't believe how much pee was coming off her upper thighs at a squat toilet.
>>84519860Gf and i pee on each others leg when we shower together. Ive also asked her to pee on my hand and she did it. I think its neat. It makes me horny
you people disgust me, urine is disgusting lol
>>84520651sameclear urine is much better!hydrate yourselves faggots!
>>84520651urine is sterile. no harm no foul
>>84519873I had no clue, but it had been years so I just built it up in my mind>>84519937not me
>>84520673sure buddy, drink the very thing your body consider waste and needs to evacuate xD
>>84519937You realize men can control pressure to some degree? No idea what's your definition of forceful torrent, but I can blast it. I just rarely do, because in the beginning you never know if it'll go straight, or stream will be split or redirected by some leftover cum inside and you'll splash some on your legs.
>>84519860I'll trade you for watching a foid on all fours peeing. It's hilarious, their piss just blasts backwards, they really do look like a pig taking a piss.
>>84519937I piss hard as hell babe and I have a big bladder so I piss hard and long as fuck
>>84520685It's just excess water, salt, urea, uric acid, and phosphate. No worse than licking your own sweat.
