David Attenborough edition
joke country
>>84521038Thanks lad, my post-400 anxiety was pretty bad that thread. Didn't know if I'd be able to make it to 500 posts.
Looks like the gang is all here! We need crossy to return to complete the circle.
the cunt is a fucking joke im voting for hitler
IT'S HAPPENING https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2052731110103126400
>>84521066Good to se you back mate. Enjoy your waravan woliday?
He's back, wonder how long he'll last this time before he ticks off nanny too much.
>Need to find the melter that reported our DVDlad
>>84521071>Enjoy your waravan woliday?Was pretty good yeah, only got wissed up on one day, kept it womfy on the rest. Spunked 300 quid over the 5 days.
>>84521097Blimey, isn't that like 10 months worth of income for you?
>>84521097It's good to have a good spend, after all it's your money why not?
>>84521085If its not wanking or nonce allegations people get VERY upset at people having normal hobbies tbqh
>>84521104He's spending MY money. The government takes my money off me and gives it to Sean against my will.
>>84521105after all he worked very hard for it, he should be able to enjoy 5 days shitting in bucket sitting in a grim caravan like a fucking pikey kek
Garn shops soons x
>>84521097Spending your benefit money on csam again sean?
Got a wet willy, not showered for a few days, slight bit of piss left on it, plus ball sweat. The smell is lush, a potent aphrodisiac x
We all HHL today it seems.
>>84520941since4pass In options then little lad, i'll wait.
DVDlad, you watched Hamnet? I saw it last night and it was really, really good. Can highly recommend.
Sean playing with his trip codes and names again the sad cunt
Helper is pretending it wasn't him yesterday, because he was embarrassed about his failures.Now he managed to get his original trip back, probably been begging to the mods for days.
I bet it's like Christmas morning for that little lad spastic, he's been posting that image for the past 40 days and 40 nights! What a life!
>>84521178>Helper is pretending it wasn't him yesterday, because he was embarrassed about his failures.>Now he managed to get his original trip back, probably been begging to the mods for days.fascinating
>>84521184It's Sean, lad, keep up
>>84521167Why would they take it off me? The fact some of you twolls got really excited over that says a lot about you. Enjoy your captchas!
Five drink bandit absolutely in shambles
>>84521187He used a tripcode generator to have his initials and last name? Is HHL that egotistical, or is it a twoll speaking the exact same way, trying to impersonate?
>>84521190Fair enough.Hope you don't return to your old ways of being a drunk tosser tbqh. You're alright, sometimes. Keep it under control.
>>84521190>pass user since 2026They took it off him and he had to re-buy it kek
465 post and you make a new thread. You desperate to make yourself feel important and special big man?
>>84521200>Is HHL that egotisticalYES. That isn't even a question
>>84521207We are almost 6 months into 2026 you fucking terminally online shutin lol.
>>84521207m...mmm...mum c...c..can i... bbbborrow a...another 2222....2...20 q....q...quid pppplease
>>84521217We're barely 30% of the way into the year you bellend
Wonder how much money he bribed the jannies to get his trip privileges back
>mummy I need to borrow some money so I can talk to my friends>no mummy you don't get it, they're called the welper army and they are my best friends
MY MUMMY SAYS I HAVE A BETTER LIFE THAN YOU!!!
>>84521222So what you're saying is HHL has got money and contacts, and that's a bad thing, is it?
>>84521226Probably an actual conversations he's had the sad shutin
Mum can you put your hotspot on please I know we're on a family spacker holiday but I need to speak to my imaginary friends online please i'll only be on 10 minutes mum
Sad cunts posting while on holiday hahahahahahahahBritfeel is his whole life
Black triangles over Flamingoland x
Mummy come and watch me lay into this lad online. I'm anonymous, aren't I brave lmao
>>84521238Hahahaha god he's so pathetic
>>84521231Getting financially blackmailed by jannies over a trip code? Couldn't be me
Mum!!! Mum!!!!! Turn the data off they're being mean again!!!
>>84521254If he's got spare taxpayer's money to bribe with then what's the problem.
>posting while on holidayWrong again. I got back home like 3 hours ago, we left quite early this morning. I didn't post once while on woliday.
>he's on benefits and spends 1/3 of his income on 4chan
>>84521169Not seen it yet, no, but I like Chloe Zhao so I'll check it eventually. I did see Project Hail Mary and I fucking loved it.
Rinsing an american police bodycam channel right now lads. I hate to make it racial, but goddamn how is it that blacks always act fucking insane? >be out on probation for resisting arrest (drug charge)>decide to put illegal vanity plates on your car(?)>police officer stops you, you decide to try to ram the officer, end up ramming his car several times>the entire time officer has a gun saying STOP STOP GET OUT SHOW ME YOUR HANDS TURN OFF THE CAR GET OUT STOP!>you drive away, high speed pursuit>car crashes, you leg it away leaving the car>turns out that you were trying to resist arrest/kill the officer because you, as a felon on probation, have a loaded illegal gun under your seat(?)>officers go back to your ditched car>find a ONE YEAR OLD BABY in the back seatLike seriously what possible sequence of cognition would lead you to do all this while a felon on probation? How did he think this would be good for him to do? Fucking mong.
>>84521306I don't understand why these lads with lives better than yours are so invested in yours. Why aren't they content with having a life better than yours. What are the motivations and emotional needs they have to ALWAYS post about you and your life in a negative light? It gets my noggi' joggin'.
Pass revokedBuys new passi..i..i d...d..didn't lllllllose mm..my pppppass l...l..lids
>>84521332you dont take a single hour off from 4chan so everyone is the same. is that what you know lad?
Just spunked a decent sized load over my phone as a cum tribute. The regret and shame while cleaning it up is unreal.
>>84521337Despite working a top 10% job and having 400k net worth, I am honestly just jealous of Sean. He did nothing and failed at every aspect of life but he's able to live a better life with more free time and seems happy.
>>84521348Someones not happy
m..m..mum i..i. nnnneed t...t...twenty q...quid a...again
Seething that HHL can afford more than one pass a year.
>>84521326>How did he thinkHe didn't. Their entire brain is occupied 24/7 with being black and being a victim.
Lending money from mummy for my 2nd pass of the year oh aye x
Getting wissed on 5 wokkles, couldn't be me
Seething that HHLs family have money and are supportive of HHL.
Obsessed little troglodytes>>84521361Do you even pay taxes or are you under that bracketI rinse your mum for 20 quid how about that nigger
>>84521379HHL's family are dole scroungers in a care home, and they still have to give him the last of their state pension for his 4chan pass
Seething that HHL doesn't need to splash out as much to get drunk. Therefore, having more money to buy a pass.
>Obsessed little troglodytes>>>84521361>Do you even pay taxes or are you under that bracket>I rinse your mum for 20 quid how about that niggerMelty meltdown hahaha
Im going to ruin these threads personallyTROGLODYTES
Me? Never had a drop of alcohol, nor a puff of a cigarette, nor a hint of any drug in my life. Just don't see the appeal.
>>84521392And they still support him. That's called love. Do your family not love you lad?
>>84521392Grim as fuck de lid
>>84521403You should be ashamed of your countrySlime ball
If ended up as monged out as sean I'd understand if my family disowned me
>>84521409Yes we're just not generational dole scroungers like the allans
>>84521406You wouldn't get it you turdworldwanker
>84521416Has the mask slipped meltdownlad? hahahahah
>y..y..your family don't love you SeanFucking LMFAO. Grown men having a full on emotional breakdown over a lad from 4chan.
It's fuming it's melting down and it's LUSH hahawhahaha
>>84521429I'll stop melting when Hitler is elected into power and I am appointed as commander of the military, then you'll suck my little wee wee :)
>>84521423That's OK lad. They love him and he loves them. Or do you know better, or want to believe different because you haven't got that family love yourself?
It can't keep on topic it's completely rattled hahahahah
You little tardies will be sent to syria or whatever third world country Mr Hitler picks
sean loyalists (paedos) in utter shambles
Rupert did it! The first test has been passed, 100% of the people standing were elected. Let's fucking gooo, we're gonna take our country back in 2029
I woudln't touch your women with a satellite beam, which you have none of
MUM I NEED THE MONEY FOR A PASS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY CALL ME WELPER
Honest question, lids, can a downie consent?
Niggers all around me, raping children peado island
>>84521462I've never thought about it to be honest?
>Sorry Sean deary, but my own bennies are stretched a bit thin this month, maybe next time I get my government pittance
>>84521462Yes. They actually get a lot of sex, especially the downs women
>>84521462A downie wouldn't want you, i suggest "settling down" with some pig, like a literal pig you pigfucker
Sean's on the side of muslim grooming gangs x
MUM I NEED THE PASS NOW
>>84521470You would know, all your kind are downies
Alright, you've had your fun with the seething, but it's time to stop bullying Sean now
Pp...pp...please ss.s...sss...stop b...b...bullying s...s...sean
>>84521477Wasted dubs on a downie
>Alright, you've had your fun with the seething, but it's time to stop bullying Sean nowAlri little laddy
>>84521326Follow up lmao>the aunt of the baby turns up, takes her, comforts her>the mother of the baby turns up>WHERE MY CAR? WHERE HE AT? DID HE CRASH MY CAR?>officers say ma'am your baby is right there>BUT WHERE MY CAR?>turns out the baby's mother is, drum roll please... also on probation!Just absolutely incompatible people.
>>84521482Sean's a pedo, pedo and sexually abuses children>>84521477this guy
>>84521487You belittle him, but he is a massive presence. The amount of big swinging dick energy that Sean has could wipe out entire cities.
>>84521497the only thing he wipes is cum off children
>>84521497He isn't going to shag you spaz
w..w..w...welpers g...g..got a b...b..big d..d..dickhhahaahah
>>84521506You are sick. Why are you thinking about cumming on children ya nonce freak
Can't wait for sean lad to get sent down for hoarding illegal vids. HMP Wakey will do a number on him x
>>84521516Ask Sean, he does it on the daily you fucking paedo
>>84521517He doesn't have any illegal vids, and he has never distributed CP. These are slanderous lies from envious losers.
Nah he only watched THAT video didn't he?
>>84521524You cunts try desperately to defend these nonces and they all end up being nonces in the end, see every other fucking trip nonce for examples
My names Sean I definitely did not watch THAT video but I was able to describe THAT video in detail and made sure to let people know i've seen THAT video but I did not watch THAT video. Promise lids x
>unbanned while on holiday>spaz can't recall trip code>makes new trip until he's back home>blacks out on 5 stubbies>no lids that weren't me
>>84521542He did watch it, but there was nothing wrong with watching it and you know that
>>84521542Have you seen THAT video, lad. Does it even exist, I haven't seen it. Is it even real or just a LARP?
>>84521559>there was nothing wrong with watching itThe absolute LEVELS you noncey loyalists go to is INSANE hahahahahahYou've got time to delete this little lad hahahaha
>>84521564Thankfully not, Sean has though, he's back so you can ask him about it in detail if that is the sort of depravity you are into
>>84521554What other works of fiction do you write lad, how long did it take you to cultivate such a fertile imagination or has fantasy always been something you can slip into?
>>84521569You've still got time to delete the CSAM you have on your hard drive
I'm basically Saito from GITS
>>84521574I don't think it exits lad and you've fallen for a LARP.
>>84521577I've never had any to start with little lad, try again
>>84521554A 7 character tripcode, wew lad. That's a lot of work for a PC, doubt he's dragged it on holiday, even a laptop would take hours, even days. I think it's spmebody playing silly buggers. Also, why would he want the first 2 initials and last name? There's no way it's a coincidence. That's by design.
i..i..it d...d..doesn't e..existhahahahahahah
>how dare you THINKLmao at britoidsHES THINKING ABOUT IT GUYSSTOP IT
NOOOOO MY WELPER DIDN'T BLACK OUT ON 5 DRINKS IT WASN'T HIM AHHHHHHHHHHH
Newfags falling for the THAT video LARP
NOOOO THE VIDEO DOESN'T EXIST HE ISN'T A PAEDO
You guys are going full retard
>>84521598You're rattled and it is lush as fuck hahahahah
How come nobody has ever seen THAT video but apparently it exists and everyone is sure it contains CP
New thread at 460 odd. Absolutely pathetic. Have a word with yourself, you are an embarrassment.
>How come nobody has ever seen THAT videoMong thinks normal lads are seeking out illegal videos on a daily basis
>>84521603Commie Propaganda?
Hey Siri how do I ban britfeel from even existing
>>84521609And yet they all claim to know what was in it. They'd have to have watched it which would make them paedos.
>>84521617Wait a couple months for ofcom to do it for you x
>And yet they all claim to know what was in itSean made sure everyone knew what was in THAT video don't you worry little lad
>>84521617Playing sit in a bath with a toaster by go fuck yourself, on spotify.
>>84521607Who are you talking to you drunk old man
>>84521628Thinking isn't allowed, bobbies will be at your house to wipe your memories shortly
>>84521628Most likely it was just a blurry video of the back of someone's head in a car. Unless you've seen it and can tell us otherwise...?
>>84521628You believed the LARP lad, classic newfag style. How new are you to 4chan, you know about trolling and posts being works of fiction? Maybe you didn't because it sure looks like that.
>Most likely it was just a blurry video of the back of someone's head in a car. Unless you've seen it and can tell us otherwise...?That one again is it?
NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T TELL EVERYONE WELPER IS A PAEDOPHILE NOOOOOOO1
I couldn't care less about what pakis are doingYou guys are all gay anyway
>>84521646You still have no response for it. You always just sperg out doing impressions of people as if they were stuttering.
I would never have children in this shithole, god forbid some WOMAN tries
Canan one of you tell me the title of THAT video and I'll go and find it or don't you know the title of this video that you haven't seen either?
Is sean well versed in identifying the back of 12-13 year olds boy head? I wonder why
>>84521668He has no interest in boys, he isn't gay nor a nonce. He likes big titted women and wants them to step on his testicles in high heels
So the video was that blurry but he still knew it was a 12-13 year old boy? hahahahahaha
>>84521668STOP JUST STOP HE ISN'T A PAEDO MY WELPER NOOOO HE ISN'T A PAEDO
>>84521628>>84521682Notice how he capitalises 'Paki', out of respect of course.
If Sean said he'd watched a video of Taylor Swift getting gang banged and never posted the video or gave a link to the video, would you believe him?
What I know is that I trust Sean. He is a good lad and wouldn't do anything bad.
>>84521689He's always been on the side of the enemy x
>>84521689Alright armchair Sigmund Freud.
>>84521682He must be an expert in the subject x
>>84521689ooofffff, killshot lad
So, let's say THAT video doesn't exist. Why is he talking about a 12-13 year old doing these sorts of things?
>>84521689He's the moni gimmick
>>84521725He's mocking it, very clear. He's being homophobic and racist (which is a good thing). But he is not being a paedophile. Everyone knows this
>>84521725It is all he thinks about, children. The sick fucking beast.
>>84521725Because he's a paedo. End of. People who are sound of mind aren't thinking about such disgusting shit.
Taylor Swift did WHAT!?
Quick quick! Let's make up another scenario about an unrelated celebrity, I've been done!
>>84521749The only one thinking about it every day is seethemong and his seething lackeys
Currently entertaining the thought of a wank, any advice lads?
>>84521725My names Sean I didn't watch THAT VIDEO but I knew it was a 12-13 year old boy doing the act.
>>84521758Why's Sean posting about it then? Is he seethemong or one of the seethe lackeys?
>>84521760Get the fleshlight out de lid
NO ITS SEETHEMONG ITS NOT SEAN HE DIDN'T WATCH THAT VIDEO OF A CHILD! ITS ITS ITS ITS SEETHIE IT SEETHIE
>>84521749>Because he's a paedo. End of. People who are sound of mind aren't thinking about such disgusting shit.Why are kiddy fuckers and kids being fucked your favourite subject and you ALWAYS steer the thread to your special interest?
>>84521767He hasn't posted about it anywhere even once. You could actually be retarded
Me? Defending paedophiles online, it's my whole life
Projecting seans desires on to others, couldn't be me x
>Be me >Memory feature in cuckGPT turned off >Accidentally pasted the TV series convo prompt (which contained no reference or hints as to the series itself) into a completely unrelated convo>cuckGPT immediately goes "If you're talking about [series name], then yeah (...)">Call it out on its shit>Tries to gaslight a little at first but then kinda admits in a roundabout way how (((OpenAI))) pulls together the entire context of every convo by any given prompting user during prompt inference - even when memory is supposedly turned off - without stating it outrightI hate these lying jews bros
get a life, schizomong, jesus christ...
NOOO SEAN NEVER NOT ONCE POSTED ABOUT THAT VIDEO THE IMAGE IS AI ITS FAKE ITS BLURRY HE NEVER POSTED ABOUT IT hahahaha
Paedo exposed, again, and the mongs can't handle it. Oh aye, it fucking lush. Off to the pub now, enjoy your paedophile echochamber, nonces. I'll send in a few pics of me weers later x
So how many years have you been banging this same drum about Sean watch CP and it never progresses other than (You) coming up with more and more elaborate nonce fiction, that YOU think up and post, how and why can your mind go there with such ease? Almonds.gif
SEAN PLEASE IM YOUR TOP LOYALIST PLEASE
>>84521797You don't leave your room in mummys house DVDmong you fat shut in x
>Coming up with more and more elaborate nonce fiction>He never posted about that video>He never watched that video>It was the back of someones head>The video was blurry
His elaborate paedo fantasies based on a couple of light troll posts from 8 years ago, and he still posts about it every day like the desperate seething paedo that he is.
It's a slept all day having weird dreams I where I was back in school again.
He really, really, REALLY wants people to stop harassing a paedo. Odd that, most people don't liek paedophiles.
>>84521808No, you don't get it lad he's exposing nonces by writing nonce fiction about what Sean thinks and wants to do. It's Sean that has those thoughts and wants to nonce kids. He can just tell what Sean thinks and wants so he posts it.
He really, really, REALLY wants to think about kids being fucked and post his fantasies on 4chan.
I think seethemong has gone, so maybe we'll get a break from his sick paedo fanfiction now
Business idea: we for the PDF (Paedophile Defence Force), to protect paedophiles from online harassment and to advances the interests of paedophiles online.
>>84521852They already did that in the 1970s, it was called the Paedophile Information Exchange (PIE) and lots of Labour MPs under Tony Blair were former advocates for it.
Arse fun with Sean
Thread idea: When noncemong starts on his favourite subject of kids being fucked, stop posting for an hour in the thread, he needs /britfeel more than anyone else. Grim lifeless twat.
>>84521353>Proof? Show us a payslip lad?
I hate women, but I really enjoy looking at them
Need a jam frog, lid?
Motherless taken down. Where else will I go for amateur wife gangbang videos?
>200 posts in 2 hours the second Sean comes back You lot are OBSESSED with him LMAO! He should start a cult and you lot would be worshipping him on your hands and knees if somebody turned him into a golden idol. You bunch of sad cunts.
>>84521871Crazy how these AI images can capture the absolute hell that is suburban England. The damp dark pavement, the small windows on the flat brick deanoboxes, the low quality door seals, the shitty hatchback, the dead trees etc.
>>84521886Are you new to /threadpersonalityfeel/?
>Crazy how these AI images can capture the absolute hell that is suburban England. The damp dark pavement, the small windows on the flat brick deanoboxes, the low quality door seals, the shitty hatchback, the dead trees.
>>84521890It's not hell unless you are a Turkish or African beast
Got some new flights and stems from lstyle they look cool!
>>84521805 kekked they write about their own doings
>NOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU MAKE VALID AND OBVIOUS CRITICISMS OF MY PRECIOUS YOOKAY!!! YOU MUST BE FORREN!!!grow up
>>84521865Noooo we must stop posting and throw the toys out of the pram when Sean is being exposed as the paedo he is
>>84521914Love the darts me. Cant beat a bit of bully.
Dartmongs will spend 50 quid on some literal flecks of plastic made from recycled condoms and pumped out by the billion in a vietnamese sweatshop and be like>yeah nah definitely helped me game mate, see *posts pic of the same groupings he always gets* worth every penny!
lol this guy won his seat, we really don't care about "racism" any more in Britain. Absolutely sick of pakis
>>84521886No evidence to say it's Sean, therefore it's not Sean until we know know it's Sean. Simple really.
need to get rid of starmer and immigration innitnation has spoken
>>84521927The new one isn't as good as the old one. I used to love watching the old one on challenge.>>84521928It isn't about how they help my game, I am not at that level yet, I just think they look nice, do you have any hobbies? :)
Sean Allan has more hobbies than you x
>>84521943>do you have any hobbies? :)no, I'm a normal person
>>84521914Have you changed darts since the last time? I swear you had a coloured barrel
Don't blame me, I voted for Welper.
>>84521959I think I posted some old ones the last time, I know which ones you are on about.These are Designa M8, I got them on sale for 12 quid a few months ago, bargain if you ask me but you don't get a box or anything, they come in a small plastic bag, almost like you'd get weed in lol. Can't beat 12 quid for 90 percent tungsten tbqh
DESIGNA SPACKER DARTS
>>84521975Fuggggg it is almost like it was fucking fate I got them then lol
>>84521928Can't bully helper so now you want to bully dartslad? Pathetic, really.
>>84521985I bullied helper so hard he left in a strop. I'm king around here babes x
Welper won. Bullymong and lowercase seethemong have been kicked out of britfeel and it lush
Loyalists in shambles as usual.
What's next seethecunt? Framing dartslad as a nonce? Freak.
Leave Dartslid alone.
>>84521970How much did the board and other bits cost?
Wish I could get drunk again but I got drunk last night. I need a better, more sustainable way of relaxing and feeling good.Don't suggest weed, I tried that for a few years and it wrecked me.
>Restore actually won seatsFlip...
Does a chessfu even notice you if you're below 200 elo?
Bude beastfinder general in still?
>>84522020It's difficult to say because I only really buy if it's a decent deal.Mission Samurai 3 (Board) - 35Darts - 30-50 depending on what you're afterOther bits (Surround, Lights) - Just depends on what you're after, you can get a cheap surround and a light for under 50 or you can get the full ring light and proper surround but that'll come in at over 100+The board should last 9-12 months if you rotate it correctly, darts last a lot lot longer, it is just the flights and stems which you need to keep on top of. It is quite a cheap activity to take up.I won't bore you with the auto scoring stuff, way to expensive for what it is atm.
Me? Just downed my first tinnie of the evening
It's not right that I have to work all day, but I don't get to spaff in a lovely fanny
>>84522086Now imagine also having to pay your mother 750 pounds on a month
>>84522100Do you imagine 750 a month to be a lot of money?
>>84522111it is for someone on minimum wage i imagine
>>84522121You seem to do a lot of imagining about the lives of other lads, got much going on in your own life lad?
Footlad isn't on minimum wage, he gets a commission for every sale