>Be me>Depressed and lonely as hell and crave the touch of a woman>Decide to get a hooker>Browse around and find a girl advertising services at a decent price>She looks cute from the pics, alt girl with dyed hair though you can't really see her face>Says she's 32>Go to pick her up>She gets in>This bitch is not 32 years old, she looks around her late 50s at the YOUNGEST>Smells like cigarettes and looks like she has contracted every venereal disease known to man>Offhandedly mentions she's on heart medication when she gets in>Feel my cock shrivel up so much it's basically inverted into me>Don't want to go through with it but she's already in my car, drive while internally panicking>Find a parking lot and pull over>Tell her I can't go through with it>Make up some bullshit about that I got in a fight with my long-distance girlfriend and began to regret trying to go behind her back so she won't realize it's just because I think she is insanely unattractive>She asks if she can still have money>Give her a 20 because I feel bad about wasting her time and start driving her back home>Asks if she can have 20 more dollars>Give her 10 bucks to fuck off>Drive home and jack off to pornDon't hire a hooker
Catfishing isa huge problem with online escorts. If shes both pretty and cheap you can be sure her pics are fake.
Maybe all you need to do is hire the right hooker.
