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If you had to guess what is your moms body count

>4-5
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20.
She used to be one of those 90s Latina gangsters.
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>>84526099
5. Had two exes before meeting my dad and then I adjust to bring closer to average.
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>>84526099
she had one boyfriend before my dad, and my dad (somehow) got her to break up with him. she either has just those two, or double digits.
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>>84526099
I know it's 1. For both parents it's 1.
It's nothing like you imagine.
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>>84526099
Atleast 30, she's British
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>>84526099
My mom got pregnant and got married at 17, I believe that was most likely her first time with that guy. She had 3 kids with him, then left, and met my dad. Then later left him and met my stepdad when I was a young kid, I imagine they did it together. So I believe it was likely only 3 men, I don't really think she's the type of woman to really care about sex that extremely much. I think when she was a teen she was curious, but as a woman she probably rather wanted a man in her life and structure over sex.
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I'd be surprised if it's more than 1.

Unironically I was close to be her second, though some may still count shit we did as a body. Wish I was larping.
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We drove by some apartments last year and my mom was like I had a bar hookup with a guy that lived there and I left a nice watch there and he wouldn't give it back. He promised he would then blocked my number. This was before cellphones apparently I thought it was really fucked up of her to tell me that. I'd never share such an L with my daughter like bruh. I have had some L's myself, one time I left like $100 worth of comics in a guys car and he wouldn't give them back but that's worse. Like mother like daughter kek. Also I'd probably say 10 for her. To her credit she married her childhood sweetheart, they literally were friends as toddlers.
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I already know. It is 3. How I know? My mom gave me the talk when I had my first period.
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>>84527371
>>84527376
western white moms be like hey I got fucked in the ass by a stranger here, child
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>>84526099
I don't have to guess, I know

It's 4
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>>84527384
She pretended to be super chaste, wore kitty sweatshirts and screeched at me for wearing anything that wasn't a tent but the moment I turned 25 she started encouraging me to whore out (missing her youth and wanting to live through me)
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>>84526099
it's 1, she got raped and had me, she's autistic and doesn't even like sex
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>>84527384
She didn't go into what kinds of sex she had. She was more like warning me about who I dated and decided to have sex with. It actually inspired me to stay a virgin until I married.
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>>84527412
>she got raped and had me
And men wonder why we are scared of them. To violate our bodies is bad enough but to force is to carry and give birth to a child that would remind us of the heartless asshole who put us in this sitiation just further proves men are sociopathic.
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>>84527430
Oh shut the fuck up, jesus, she doesn't think of her rapist when she sees or thinks of me
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>>84527406
lock women up I swear
>>84527415
there is no limit to the larp
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>>84527442
Everything to you is a larp.
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>>84527441
She does, but doesn't want you to know.
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>>84527476
Think what you want, but she would tell me if she did, why do you think I know I'm a rape baby?
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>>84527481
Because she told you, and was beimg nice by not saying you remind her of the guy who ruined her life.
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>>84526099
my mom is dead but when she was alive she used to physically abuse my dad because she was a virgin and he wasnt when they got married
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>>84527496
lmao shut the fuck up you retarded r/twoxchromosomes regular.
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>>84527503
Getting angry? You just don't want to be reminded. Just remind her that it is okay and you love her, anon.
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>>84526099
Two that I'm sure of. My father and my brother's father. But she was an alcoholic, always going out and was a gang member when she was young so I'm sure she got fucked plenty of times.
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>>84527496
>having a child ruins your life
Women are so vile these days. Kys.
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3 i would say she used to live a tiny village plus she used to be very ugly at her young age.She was born in 1968 so yeah different times. Nowadays she would be in the 30body count territory for sure .Our gen x moms were the last woman without high body counts
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>>84527610
the originally motherly and nurturing gender becomes a collective of murderous sociopaths while men have become the main moral advocates for children. End times.
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>>84526099
I don't have to guess
It's 1 - my dad

My mom is ugly
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>>84526099
Can't count. We were poor after my father took off so my mother had a lot of "boyfriends" as she called them. She would tell me to go to my room, lock the door, not to come out and I'd hear these guys fucking her. I heard more than one ask if "annonette wanted to join". It wasn't all day (she did have a job) or every day.

It was a shitty way to keep our heads above water and I made she was taken care of in her later life.



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