>>84527520
Hellooooo boobies :)

Big... Boobs... Yum :)

they let you write letters in max security prison but it's not allowed on r9k LOL

i have a crush for real lads. i haven't had a crush in YEARS. i thought i was too old for it but i guess not. please tell her i love her and ask her out for me police, i'm too anxious to do it myself

Cant wait to spend another day talking about how you are going to do everything then not doing a single thing ever

Well apart from fucking complain every second of the day that nothing is ever good enough, you have that down to a fine fucking art

Give me my money, my wings, cunts

>>84528286
Whoever this letter is addressed to sounds like a keeper that just needs the right person behind them, clearly that isn't you.

>>84529030
In other words, you think it's for you.

boobies are the greatest thing ever invented bros

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You didn't want me on that project, remember? You lied and said I did a bad job.
I think I'm just going to honor your wishes and hide that one, mostly so you don't get to lie about me anymore. Good luck extracting real English sentences from all the "good" workers.

>>84529198
Boobies are the only reason I get up every morning despite the endless suffering and drudgery.

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never 4get what they did to Mike bro-skis.....

I want to be your wife.

>>84529078
I don't think it's me, but I did somewhat identify with it.

i could have loved you forever

>>84529248
Chad's not reading the thread.

>>84529236
the sissy hypno that saved the letter thread ;_;7

>>84528286
haha i do that :)

https://youtu.be/M-WwOkErYAo

>>84529329
This is actually so hilarious unironically and originally

If and if.
And if I could make it so that those thoughts wouldn't torment other people.
If that simple "sorry" could just shift the blame on me.

damn it i need to stop jerking off so much you can see it in my eyes, that im a faggot

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its a jerk or be jerked world out there, anon

>>84532006
>kpopnona
my least favorite r9k tranny

>>84531329
I see you've activated your third eye through root chakra and brown noise meditations.

>>84532681
???wtf does that mean diddy

>>84532706
Didye use baby oil and a q-tip to become enlightenment?

>>84532006
Holy smokes, I remember when this video collage came out after we kept asking Japanese women to say certain words on stream. I cropped this woman's photo because I found her incredibly beautiful. This must have been 16 or so years ago by now....

>>84529236
What happened to him? I haven't kept up in a while but remember laughing at his schizoposts over the years.

>>84532771
colton did something terrible to him...best not talk about it...we saw it last thread...a most horrible sight...

Huh, seems like the schizophrenia has ended, or at least got medicated for the evening.
It almost seems like we're able to be a regular letter thread again.

>>84533648
I'm sorry but everybody can see there's something wrong with it clear as day
And seriously why did you even post it kek like what was the thought process?

>>84533696
Gay this, gay that, but you posted it

>>84533718
Uh huh right but why did you post it on the letter thread?

S
Scotland Foreeeevaaaaaaaa

M

J,L,A,R

When I think back on my fumbles it hurts. I could have been a Chad had I been braver. Sometimes you just have to take risks.

Z
I'll only go in depth once: if I win that job, do you really want us to continue? I get the feeling you felt strongly at first, and now I feel you petering out. I chalked it up to you being busy, but I also think you're bored of me now. I talked to a guy today that's about to make that dream come true. Even if I fail the test, he'll bring me in eventually, he just needs to know how far I'll go in my current job so I can transfer everything to the next one. That means analyzing everything from the HVAC down to the circuits in the building. That's my new thing now, as he implies studying is worthless, he just needs the guy to know how a building works.
I'm avoiding you at this point because my attention feels worthless to you, and since this facility will never open, I'd much rather spend all my time speeding out of here into a real job instead of wasting my time in a dead building larping as a janitor. I can feel myself get fatter with how much sitting I've been doing. I hate that.
My dream job at least makes me walk around all day with a clipboard checking what's fucked and what's fine. The biggest bit is making sure chillers and boilers don't blow the fuck up.
Anyway it bothers me you kept throwing weird signs that made it feel like you were interested in me, then I see you flirt with my boss. It's Christina all over again and I fucking hate that. I know you're not her, but she was the worst date and it triggered a bad memory in me. Then I realize I'm in the same setting again and I never learned a damn thing, and it's just the same cycle 10 years later.
I initially never felt anything for you, I just thought you were a woman on a desk the whole time until we kept losing you. You also kept intensifying your feelings, begging me to use your number like you're my mom. It bothered me a lot. Made me feel weird feelings, and I even dreamt about a life together with you a few times.
Hope you never read this
J

You told us that it'd be us. But you'll speak to literally anyone else but me. I miss you man. I miss my friend. I wish we could fix things however unlikely that is
I miss you
J

>>84533818
Gosh J2, what's happened with you?

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>fren stopped responding to my messages

EVERYONE I KNOW
GOES AWAY IN THE END

>>84533696
okay, but like for real what are you doing to make it look like that? it looks painfully inflamed from like acute tissue damage or something. it doesn't look like pumping alone, but it also doesn't particularly look like most saline injections i've seen. are you taking a mallet to it or thlamming your penis in the car door? also the ratio of swollen shaft to tiny cockhead and baby nuts is actually insane looking. who ever you said was wacking it to these pictures, i hope she has since gotten a point of reference for what he a penis is supposed to look like

ROLL UP IN HERE LIKE KURT ANGLE

https://youtu.be/VjIGeHQI-UQ

Wow, it's kinda nice that the schizophrenia still ended on day 2.
We very well might finally have a real letter thread! Almost like the olden days!

But because there's barely any activity, it seems the ones who remember the old rules are gone, and that's saddening. I guess time moves on.

M,

May I take off the clown costume. My sleep quality is very poor and has been for months.

M

J
You were my best friend from kindergarten, and I wish you were here so we could catch up. We'll meet again someday, give it next year and I promise that much. You don't deserve living in the sticks, but I know the mental health system wasn't kind to you.
J

Oh, ok, I guess the schizophrenia returned. Fuck.

Well, it was a good run, everybody, back to discordfags shitting it up again.

50 reppies in 30 hours, go cry somewhere else and check your diagnosis
>>84537414

>>84537457
shattenfoid strikes again

>>84537457
Fair enough, Mike.
I'm not engaging you with hostility, I'm just acknowledging the terms that will, let's face it, be broken in an hour or by Bluevalkyrie.
And discordfags will still shit up the building by 4 hours from now. That hasn't changed.

When I just recently came back, I thought you were the main villain of these threads, when in reality there is no villain, 4chan is simply so dead it's the same feds and teens posting up here, and then just you.

I should expand my board horizons, but I heard culture rotted to nonexistence in niche places like /an/ and /g/.

>>84537457
That's what you get for cheating on Maria and bragging about it here you worthless lying mikka trash

I just. Can't. Stop. Putting. On. NEW. HATS!!!

>>84535671
asmongold likes to misrepresent arguments to feel like he's dunking on people every time. Anyone with a brain rolls their eyes when he gives his low iq takes

come on barbie lets go party

haha that's so stupid and unfunny bro haha
*removes your fingertips*

84537434
Might as well have been a dead thread then, it's bumping so heckin' hard, huh kiddo?

>>84537395
are these walls of cope AI?

bebg
https://youtu.be/iYiLF-c6wHM

>>84538754
I probably will not see the married guy again

>>84539316
You're dead to me either way.

You're not here yet, but I want you to know that you're going to try your best, no matter how it feels. It's going to be hard, but you will find a way. You're my muse and my hero, and in a way, you're not only going to save everyone that matters and will matter to you, you're also going to save me.

S.

>>84539398
Stop that.

>>84539316
Why not? Do you always get tired of people quickly?

>>84539316
Okay Grossie

>>84538610
>>84538642
I missed it. Damnit

What is up with you people constantly replying to messages that are not for you?

N
In the end I will win, despite everything
P

https://youtube.com/shorts/Y4toZg6APHY

>>84539933
Shitty forced meme, nobody ever believed that song was in MGS

>>84539959
+1 shit nugget of duh has been added to your inventory

>tfw had your life ruined because some redheaded whore told people to stalk you

The last remnants of the true white phenotype be like
>I'm gonna get my tubes tied and whore myself out online 24/7

Mod is such a fucking loser to delete mikes posts.

>>84540132
Or race mix with a black dude

>this Colton you keep bringing up, is he in the room with us right now?

>>84537646
Never happened. But makes sense why you make up lies

>>84540140
I know divorced mothers with young white sons dating niggers. America is fucked. Can't even take care of their own kids before whoring out.

>>84540160
Search Colton on soc archive and you'll see what a tranny fag he is and how no one likes him. Makes sense with how fucking annoying he is here with what a whiny bitch Colton is

Colton being a whiny bitch is nothing new. I feel bad that anyone even has to spend any amount of time around him

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sounds like a real piece of work

Spergpire, your days are numbered.
https://youtu.be/kJ4lj28Q0CY

>>84536523
Okay Maria, okay

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>>84537903
Duh, he's busy parroting what his daddy night media tells him to spread around like a good little coyo he is. They chose "his opinions" in a way that it's offending the least amount of the general public while slowly inching the "centrist stance" towards the right-wing to help billionaires exploit the people even more by selling people on the police state.
Just look into Palantir and Flock. They claim it's to fight crime more effectively but it's going to get used to hide the crimes of the elite while funneling undesirables into privatized jailing complexes. You know, to increase the value for shareholders.
The abysmal security on flock cameras and their "system" will take "online stalking" to a whole level. I'm talking getting stalked by AI agents with access to the flock camera networks so every move is logged and privacy will be a thing of the past and people will get blackmailed a lot more in the future to keep them in line.
I'm so glad I grew up in the 90s with the freedom to make stupid mistakes with no cameras around to document my fails.

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https://youtu.be/Lgs9QUtWc3M

The anon using the cat avatar is toxic and not someone I'd ever choose to interact with

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yeah that guy's an asshole, this is big. make sure to tell everyone you know.

Please stop assuming that everyone trying to talk to you is secretly me in disguise. I'm in a relationship myself and I want nothing to do with you.

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>>84542414
That cat avatar guy is such an asshole. Wtf is his problem? Probably a fucked up childhood and autism.

>>84542889
>autism
or worse! he seems like the kinda guy who has thoughts about killing people who wrong him. definitely stay far away.

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>>84542769
So, the Ukrainian conflict is coming to a conclusion in the near future and what do you think where the experienced drone operators are going to get deployed to next? Hint: some of the key supporters of this mess might experience the surprise of their lifetime. So much excitement and then they're all over the place! :D

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>>84542925
You're so bad at this, ESL-chan.

>>84542948
Colton seems like the kind of guy to piss his bed well until his late twenties randomly once every year or two. Not for any real reason like nightmares or anything, no, the dream would probably be something stupid like actually pissing in the toilet. What a dork.
>>84542935
Sounds kind of boring.

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>>84542960
Mike, shut the fuck up.

>>84542978
mike? i was mike once.

>>84541631
https://youtu.be/V8vK2iXwny4

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Colton seems like the guy to viciously attack someone if he's attempting to stop them from making the same retarded mistakes he has.

Except in this scenario, there is only the smell and fragrance of bananas and the monkeys know better.

Oh, I get it. Keep your friends close but get your enemy's toaster.