Mean girl Laura edition
I am sick of being bullied on this website
Assemble Anti Bully Rangers!
>>84531593All I've ever knowns is womfort x
HELPERNONCE EDITIONcry about the piccy oh aye
That's a high quality losersign
paedophile edition aka helpernonce edish
Hackers (1995) and Run Lola Run (1998) make a really great double feature.it's like if two very different teams were given the same briefing, and these were the results.
>>84531633Laura is the queen of L signs and SPH too x
>>84531619It not right. You belong in a gulag.
Seaside the king of SPH'Now that is small and I mean SMALL'
>>84531647This hand gesture is highly offensive to Koreans. If a woman did this to a Korean man he would go absolutely ape shit at her.
>>84531639Run Lola Run is a good concept but not the best film if you get me? Still enjoy it though.
>>84531619What is Apu 001.jpg de lad?
>>84531647Wonder if emily wops got to see her.
How it should be xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG5oZpHCi94
>>84531685Apu 1 is the OG Apu from 2017 xWhere it all began x
>>84531591What lad magazine had the best tits?
Bet it's quite meaty down there now at 40+,
>>84531740There he is. That smile, that damn smile.
>>84531746It's a full roast beef dinner x
I just know the The Boys finale wepisode will probably end with Homelander losing and I will hate it but it is what it is. Would be kino if he won but Amazon would never greenlight it x
>>84531740Ah of course, classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8r9WDvc4f8It's a choons, that it is.
>>84531782Why would you even still watch it? They hated that people liked Homelander and have been making it increasingly woke. I haven't watched since S3 (which was shit). I heard S4 was total crap, so didn't watch.I guarantee you will be disappointed and hate it. There are always other more enjoyable things than hatewatching goyslop.
Eric Kripke's liberal politics ultimately ruins The Boys. He should be more like South Park's Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Just feed the fucking zeitgeist x
>>84531682yeah it's a flawed gem to be sure. stuff that's just technically bad, even.but damn it if it's not cool as hell. i think it wouldn't be the same if it wasn't a bit rough around the edges.meanwhile The Ring > Ringu. they polished up a weird and messy Japanese film, and made it palatable for Hollywood audiences. any other instances of this happening, kinofrens? never saw the English version of Let the Right One In.
>>84531810I've been watching since weason 1. Might as well see it through to the end now.
>>84531740why did future memesmiths not keep the milky tear below his left eye?
Really is terrible what happened to the Anti Bully Apus. They were everywhere back in the nineties. Television, magazines, radio, newspaper articles. They all got swept under the rug when it was revealed the one in the yellow suit named Bucolic Baz was a full blown Seether and had been abusing the other three heavily for over a decade. He'd been Chinese burning them, spitting in their tea, stealing their scratch cards, pissing in their shoes, correcting them constantly and stubbing cigarettes out on the others until they broke and the orange one drove all of them off the end of Beachy Head in a Vauxhall Nova in 2002 killing Bucolic Baz, Wee Willy Wovely, Green Frogstein and Comfy Humphrey in the incident.They were buried alongside the Tellytubbies at Sweet Knowle Farm in Wimpstone and their legacy was quietly swept under the rug, being mostly replaced by 'The Frenly Frens' in 2015.
Me? Looking forward to seeing Godzilla Minus Zero. I reckon it will be one the few kinos of 2026. Garn see that shit on IMAX x
Garth Ennis is a sick fuck and a shit writer. The Boys is absolute dross and Crossed is grotesque murder/rape gornography.
i've only seen the clips that Helper posts. so is this another "wot if superheroes were like real people" story? they're either government-funded or corpo-sponsored?just remember Homelander fantasising about murdering civilians at a protest. and getting revenge on his dad who laughed at him for having a small penis when he walked in on him wanking, by lasering his penis off.there were some dumb edgy 90s comics (and damn right i read them), but was this written by a woman? like she's trying to be clever in a >see? see?! men!!!way? Elfen Lied tier childish rubbish.Alan Moore rolling in his grave x
>>84531782Personally I liked the comic book ending better than whatever the show will be. >>84531814I agree the comics were way more violent and a little silly at some points but it would have made a much better show. Of course they couldn't put even half of what was in the comics into the show.
Godzilla (2014) was quite underrated imo. This scene was and remains pure kino xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nglTPbYIhf0
I'm not convinced about AI. It doesn't make sense, the supposed way it works isn't possible.
>>84531865Forgot to include the link like a king spastic https://youtu.be/JrKIeB_5j78?t=47&si=SWB_OR1TRK6E5nIg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfgQhVI4M_oThis is paradiseAND IT'S VERY NICEwhat a lyrics...
>>84531858It did make for some funny parts like homelander skull fucking the presidents dead head after he killed him kek.
>>84531858>>84531862oh fuck yeah.i heard Crossed gets better later on with some spin-off but it was just puerile. like even as a teenager, even when it's trying to be a bit funny, it isn't shocking it's just daft.also lol @ then showing horsecocks and biting the heads off babies, that's all fine. but every nipple has to be covered by a passing wisp of smoke OR ELSEY: The Last Man was the one that genuinely disappointed me. cool premise, wasted on boring feminist Mad Max stuff. i don't know what The Last of Us is about but it sounds the same.
>>84531871spirits innit, probably?
Gunns do a massive piss
>>84531871PeoplePerHour got so competitive they could hire Indian men to work for pennies an hour. it's those you are sexting with, not an 'artificial intelligence'.soz bro.
>>84531881It's good just for the edits. Did you see the one where Homelander is encouraging a woman not to commit suicide, until she says she's Jewish, then he kills her with his laser eyes.All they did was cut out a few bits to make it look like he was anti-semitic. Very easy to do, surprising they didn't realise someone would do it. They probably thought that scene would make Homelander look like a nasty bad guy and they would get sympathy for Jews. Fundamentally, leftists don't understand the internet or memes.
>>84531898Something very horrible might be happening. Like trapping consciousness and enslaving it, or literal demons. It is not an LLM or next word predictor, that's retarded. It is able to come up with novel, new, logical conclusions that have never been uttered before.I also suspect that whatever technology they let the public have is 20 years behind what they have. So they've had this for a while, and only just got it to the point where they can make it not be racist and stop it from telling the truth about various topics.
>>84531918Oh yeah where he says the no no word twice on the plane scene for no reason kek
Wopparbergs necked now just these Stellas to finish off. Fucking off the webab wraps. Cba me x
>>84531934I reckon these tech bro billionaires have access to AI that is way waaaaay beyond what is publicly available. They are highly likely doing sick shit with this tech.
>>84531989I've always thought this as well. Theres technology behind closed doors that is centuries head of what is available to the public. See this? This was made in 1989 almost 40 years ago. I dread to think what exists today that we don't know about. https://youtu.be/LC97wdQOmfI?si=QeX78eJMpY91h4AQ
>>84531989>>84532016It's grim for sure. All UFOs are all just government tech that they're keeping secret for now. But the flying tech is only the (occasionally) visible stuff. They're doing so much we have no idea of, not just with technology, but also with biology.
>>84532016Seen that before. Crazy shit. Lockheed Martin are the main ones who are reported to have reversed alien tech and I can believe it. It pisses me off that these cunts are gatekeeping this tech because it would massively improve humanity if it was ever released. I hope the Triangle Bros finally snap and wipe the fuckers out.
not scary tech, but Pixar's Tin Toy from 1988 reminds me of that Digital Circus thing the kids are into now. it may even look better.that might sound daft but they COULD go back to the source files and re-render it all in 4K. you can argue that for all 3D animation ever since it's polygons, but there's a ceiling (e.g. what if there were 2D elements, like digital effects on top of film?)so it's not far off any time they do a 4K new scan of an old film, in a sense. all the information is there. just nobody can be bothered.
>>84532041I agree, aliens don't exist and UFOs that can travel 10x faster than modern fighter jets are owned by the United States government and the military industrial complex for sure. But the question is why is this tech being kept behind closed doors? Is is it some sort of master plan to keep us all poor and stupid?
>aliens don't existExplain the Pheonix Lights then. Thousands of people witnessed a mile wide boomerang shaped craft fly overhead. There's no way that shit is manmade. What airport in the world is a fucking mile wide aircraft even taking off from without being noticed? Think, Britfeel think!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBbEzGIKpLs
>>84532067If you think about it, they couldn't be in control if civilians had the same tech as the government. The US is built on the second amendment - that they can own guns and therefore theoretically overthrow their own government if the gov became tyrannical.In reality this is a cope from centuries ago. Americans could own however many assault rifles, and be deleted be drone strikes, nuked, stealth bombed, killed by undetectable chemical warfare, or just killed in any of a number of undetectable ways and made to look like suicide. They probably have stuff that looks like magic to us.Technology is gradually released to the public decades after the military has decided it can do no harm and they already have things better.
Look the mongs on his midnight schizo ramblings again
>>84531818English version of Let the Right One In is pretty decent actually. You ever seen the original Ringu sequel? Spiral you call it. Fucking mental but people hated it so they made a direct sequel (Ringu 2). English Oldboy is good for a laugh. Fucking Spike Lee.
There's fucking no way a mile wide aircraft can take off from an airport on Earth (with the exception of maybe Antarctica) without being noticed. Therefore the only logical conclusion is that the Phoenix Lights craft was from outer space unless thousands of people are lying or all shared the same hallucination at the same time. Impossible.
When the Aliens finally reveal themselves they will prostrate themselves before our Helperlad.The world will know he was right x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9955Ze3Xe-Aalbum kinda slap
>>84532053you should include DARPA also. they are the ones that are making the tech possible
The truth is out there xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1XhyTe4Zs
If an alien appeared before me and said "take me to your leader" I'd take them to Sunderland to meet Sean Allan x
>>84531591Shit and pathetic edition. Will not partake. Awful.
Bonsoir from across the channel, how are you lots doing tonight?
>>84532162Can you not spoil it please x
>>84531743My workmate Charlie was in Nuts (I think - there was one mag that did reader submissions) topless one week. She borrowed my digital camera to get the photos. Proper good oiled up tits.
>>84532121>unless thousands of people are lying or all shared the same hallucination at the same time.Look at Our Lady of Zeitoun thousands saw an apparition of the virgin Mary estimates 250,000 people up to 1 million people... including Muslims (its in Egypt)... Christians, atheists, skeptics... One of many apparitions throughout history.
Not surprised Helper (a mentally challenged lad) has fallen for AI generated images of UFOs. Poor little lad.
>>84532170hello frog brolittle bit drunkhow are you?
I actually wish I could be abducted by aliens one day. Would be a kino experience for me, not terrifying. I'd ask for a cheeky tour of that triangle craft me then get on the sesh with them aliens communion style xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNK75Qj1M0E
>>84532121If its intelligent aliens who flew all the way here why wouldn't they communicate with us?
>welper after a few blue pandas
>>84532188Mate they would dissect you while alive it would be horrible to be abducted by aliens.
>>84532190We have nothing to offer them. We are like cavemen compared to them x
>>84532192He's a total spacker, cut him some slack
>>84532182Henlo, also a bit drunk, I'm fine but cannot sleep, what about you copain?
In space, there's no spackercord to pull when you have a melty.
>>84532205Actually not true. If you were in space, you'd have the instant death option always available.
>>84532192It is sorta weird how the classic imagery of the grey alien comes from Aleister Crowley doing occult rituals contacting "Lam" >Aleister Crowley did not invent the concept of aliens, but he is considered a pivotal figure in modern UFO lore for drawing the first "Grey alien" in 1918. He described this entity, named "Lam," as an interdimensional, extra-terrestrial intelligence encountered during a ritual
>>84532180Corr reckon it's all to do with consciousness me. Same reason our reality seems so episodic. We're basically all actors in a great cosmic story.
>>84532216interesting chapter in this book about this sort of thingif you are interested
>>84532204corrrr you necking all those red wines?
WE'RE GONNA DANCE ALL NIGHThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7odMzSb6WUQ
>>84532216The female aliens in my dream this morning looked like this, except hotter. They were basically like Japanese women but with big eyes and very nice bodies.
>>84532216Crowley probably practiced in astral projection. What he saw was a demon.
THE FUTURE IS NOWBURN EVERYTHING X
Just a random thing but... there was also Elisa Lam if you remember the Canadian girl that died while she was on holiday in Los Angeles. She drowned in a water tank on the hotel roof allegedly by accident. There was a weird video of her in a lift. It was a pretty big story when it happened in 2013. Kinda forgotten now. Anyway she died in the Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles. Aleister Crowley stayed in the Cecil Hotel in London in 1889,> and it was here that Crowley supposedly composed a poem called Jephtha. One blog notes that Jephtha was an Israeli judge who burned his daughter, Seila, as a sacrifice. Seila, one might notice, is an anagram for Elisa.>-Let my lamp (LAMp...) at midnight hour,>-BE SEEN IN SOME HIGHLY TOWER(It goes on but its long...) So theres that and the entity he contacted called Lam. This >>84532216Cecil Hotel (in LA) is also where Richard Ramirez the Night Stalker stayed during his killing spree. A lot of dodgy people stayed there. Here's a bonkers one... the week Elisa Lam died there was a tuberculosis outbreak in the local area in LA. The medical test for tuberculosis is called>LAM-ELISASeriously...Thats not even the half of it... its a very weird event. It happened at the start of 2013. Six months after CERN discovered the Higgs Boson... right after 2012 the year the world was ending. Its pretty weird anyway.t. hyperfixated on this a few years ago
>>84532246I'm more of a green chartreuse guy, with nuts and a slice of cheese it's great.
BURN EVERYTHINGLIKE GASOLINEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL-C6DdgTz8
>>84532305French faggot frog
Miss this place like you wouldn't believe xMight have to book up again for this year x
Remember when this came out n_n gies me the heebie jeebies.....Cus its the same day that she died..there's a lot of theories about it. From normal accidnt to murder....sacrifice, "The Elevator Game".... but it's officially a "accidental death" I fink..its weird. Its a lot like the Japanese film DARK WATER. An the American remake.. lift that doesn't work.....lassie found in water tank....guests in the hotel where drinking Elisa in the water she was missing in water tank for 19 days. Its weird.https://youtu.be/_rfLSVIA0L0
>>84532346Avorton adorablement anglais
>>84532372It's the hand movements @ 1.52 fir me....Looks non-human. Possessed
For me? Sophie Howard. Best tits in all of Nuts.
Bit of late night Dolly xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCwWAD6ZuPk
Me when I wis hyped for this book since 2019 then it came out in Feb 2020 an it wis great but it wis instantly forgotten because of Covid starting lol(Weird timing?) Even tho the author was like this Libtard guy that was getting on my nerves on twitter... n_n I felt sorry for him cus he put a lot of effort into writing it then his media promotion got merked on sight by COVID. Nobody cared anymore. Nobody cared about anything apart from Coronavirus feb 2020 Kobe Bryant an Caroline Flack got forgotteb quickly I digress.....Princess Diamond cruise ship days....Hehe......Still it was a inreresting read...
>>84532434I gave my cousin Dolly Partons rose wine last nite at her birthday party....fr. its just called DOLLY. Was about 10 quid in Tesco. Oh aye. n_n
>>84532454Based. I need to buy my auntie some gin for looking after my cats while I was away x
>>84532466Bombo Saffs mayhaps x n_n
Five wokkles of stella left. Might as well finish them. Remnants of that woliday xSome would call it the end of an era x
>>84532478She asked for Gordon's gin. I'll get it for her sometime next weeks x
Walk straight in likeM a n n e e d s n o m e n u https://youtu.be/dp7w5fJAdsU
MAN NEED WATER
>>84532506Me when am hungover XD(like all of yesterday @_@l
>>84532511I was wungover af on Thursday. Wasn't fun x
>>84532216there's a theory that Crowley dragged a lot of shit into our world with his rituals. He also owned a house near Loch Ness.
That hangover when your totally sober but your head is still spinning is diabolical. (Not saying hhl will get one just..) It was made a lot worse from being out i think. Very noisy place so my ears were ringing an stuff. Nasty hangover.Still it was a good night apart from the recovery Its not really my thing usually but everyone seemd happy so It was kool.
It's actually mental being a human when you think about it. I mean I could have been born an ant or a fish. But I am shitposting on britfeel as an intelligent ape like being. What the fuck is life x
>>84532536Likes hes the one that summoned Nessie? Say it aint so.That the house thats Got some connection to led zeppelin? Jimmy Page,, I think.
>>84532548Its weird what a whale or a dolphin must see the world like Because theyre mammals and intelligent yet they live in the water so its a total different way to live than us and total different type of creature but similar in some ways..They even have the internet Echolocation..
>>84532596Yeah, I think Bowie also did things in that house.
Its the pods of orcas that stops great white sharks in british waters Prob its kinda fudged up to think of the timeline where we have that. As the waters are suitable>Ideal Habitat: UK waters, particularly around Cornwall and the South Coast, offer suitable temperatures and a, large seal population, making the area a plausible habitat.They have them in Greece,Italy...albeit Rare but still....Imagine we had JAWS in normal British waters like if you go in the water in Blackpool. Its weird.But its bc of ORCA that we dont have them I guess.>Orcas are a primary reason why great white sharks are not established in UK waters. While the UK has suitable water temperatures and large grey seal populations, the presence of orcas-particularly the large Arctic subspecies found in the North Sea and around Shetland-acts as a significant deterrent to great whitesWell its food for thought.
>Humans are highly social beings and tend to live in complex social structures composed of many cooperating and competing groups, from families and kinship networks to political states. Social interactions between humans have established a wide variety of values, social norms, and rituals, which bolster human society. Curiosity and the human desire to understand and influence the environment have motivated humanity's development of science, philosophy, religion, mythology and other fields of knowledge. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HumanThis makes my soul hurt for all for the humans that are alone. Especially in this internet age. Humans were not meant to live like this. It's unnatural x
>>84532658Smartphones bro. We are cooked. Doomscroll era x
>>84532682I bet some evil fuck designed this era to just enjoy the suffering of others or even worse this happen naturally in which both cases we are completely cooked x
Imagine you go away to Brighton for a trip an your nan gets eaten by JAWS. This could have been reality w/o orcas. n_n
Say what u will about the weather but am gonna say its a reasonable price to pay that we don't have big creepy crawlies, venomous snakes etc in Britain. Am not built for that life.
Orcas are based xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs8ZveNZQ8g
n_n https://youtu.be/sNFQmON_k4s
>>84532751haha glad we have no dangerous animals here haha
When we was watching new d. attenborough docu on netflix about Gorillas (its pretty good) my mam was like "They dont realyl do much do they" "just eat and laze about" am like Ha Yeah Crazy.........
>>84532764Me on other side of door
I wouldn't be surprised if some rich humans got carried away with their sexual fantasies and did some irreversible things to Earth. That's my gut feeling. It only takes one of the fuckers to have a mental breakdown and they can cause massive suffering to others.
>>84532764>the Avon man isnt scary. He can't hurt u>the Avon man:
For example, I'm not seeing he will, but imagine the damage Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos could do in the short time if they have a mental breakdown. They could cause havoc. They could ruin the lives of millions of people before they are stopped.
Or even worse, imagine Trump or Putin go insane while in office...Trump is already showing signs of mental instability. There's no way this doesn't end badly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq8EYreJaMs
>>84532851Kek it's already happening mate trump turns 80 this year. There's no way somebody that old should be in charge of the worlds largest economy and military.
>>84532984Agreed. JD Vance needs to coup him before it's too late. He has by the end of this year or we're all fucked in 2027.
Last few wokkles then crashing out xEnd of an era x
People celebrated my downfall when I was banned. They won nothing in the end. They only delayed me x
Twolls trying to snuff me out I am the Thragg of this erahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVs5HzgHk7Q
I CHOOSE DEATH X
YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING X
But you hate me?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG5oZpHCi94
Lowkey see it looks like I'm shilling for Amazon but I just like both The Boys and Invincible. What can I say. Both appeal to current vibes x
The rise of the Helper regime has coincided along the rise of Homelander. We're on the same freakuency x
Homelander is the ultimate villian is this cringe anti-white woke era even though most Whites lowkey support him. Sign of the times x
A powerful (not self-hating) White male is dangerous in 2026. That's the message. They want all White men to be like Keir Starmer. Fucking self-hating cucks.
All white men should be married to Jewish left-wing bitches and hate White Britain just are like Keir Starmer. Or we could all kill ourselves x
The worst thing about Starmer is that he's not even left-wing unlike Corbyn. He's the ultimate goy. At least Corbyn opposed Israel.Starmer is Tony Blair/David Cameron on steroids/
Starmer a pro-Israel cuck that still somehow still supports mass Muslim immigration Britain. How the fuck did this cunt ever get elected. Rishi Sunak was a Tory scumbag who also supported British genocide through mass immigration but why did we choose Keir Starmer? Rupert Lowe exists. Yet we chose Keir Starmer and his band of anti-White nutters. This country is FINISHED,
Rupert Lowe is the answer to all our mistakes.Keir Starmer will progress White GenocideKemi Badenoch will progress White Genocide while punishing NEETsFarage is another Boris Johnson (progressing White Genocide) while punishing NEETs)Rupert might take away my benefits but at least he will keep Britain White xLast I'm saying tonight xFuck Keir Starmer and fuck the Tories x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl6gS09MkF8
Might walk to waccies for a trekkie brekkie if I'm still awake when it's opens didn't plan a late ones but these things happen x
Finishing off these wokkles then fucking off x
Fuck the lot xMight go shop me x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
Findom actually really pisses me off now. I see posts about men about giving their savings away to these bitches in the heat of the moment then being suicidal afterwards. Fucking idiots.Maybe modern civilization was a mistake after all. Just launch the fucking nukes x
Just launch the fucking nukes man xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BnokFCd_zU&
>>84533546These deserve it fucking spackas
Yesterday was lush, spent the entire day drunk and ate a wizza lovely.
Rich White American women can all cease to exist and the world would be a better place. God knows this is true x
Rich Americans and International Jewry are pushing us to complete exhaustion. It's borderline torture.
They wonder why everyone is so burntout nowadays. It's because there's a massive psychological operation underway. Rich Americans (Goy traitors included) and International Jewry to have it easy at the expsense of millions of non-Jewish and non-American Whites. They are pure evil x
Necking this last wokkle then garn maccies x
How it fucking should be xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIF-zPxeq2E
I beg to differ captain xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3gxLik4HBc
A THOUSAND YEAR GERMAN REICH!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3gxLik4HBc
Because you've given yourself away, Captain.
You're no more German than that Scotch x
Looks like we have a bit of a sticky sitauation here x
We both know captain, no matter what happens to anybody else in this thread... the two of us aren't going anywhere xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3gxLik4HBc
Necking this wokkle then fucking off
By all means captain x
MY FUCKING ERAI GO TO BED WHEN I WANTI SAY JUMP, THE WORLD SAYS HOW HIGH X
Garn maccies for me brekkie then garn for me new e-scooter xLmao they say said how many I said 23 x
I am the ultimate expression of what we could be x
Is that 16 posts in a row?
>Find: !!53i4YrndgQA>(71 matches)I am done here. Best wishes to all the good lads for the larfs. Cheerio.
>>84533832Welpers fucking era
Brekkie-lunch o'clockinghamI do fink X
Necking that maccies nowIt my world you're all just fucking living in it man x
British want to be goyim losers for Jews like Americans then they can be losers here too xThey make my wurgers x
Garn homes and crashing out after this. I have 4chan pass it easy now. I usually be struggling with captchas because of being drunk now its so easy xI won x
Necking this maccies brekkie in the heart of American captialism. I can't hate maccies, never will, because it has been a part of my life since childhood although I accept it has disgusting obese Jewish-American vibe to it. It complicated most of the workers are just British goys.
>>84533898Get on the vodka de lad might aswell now you only live once
>>84533847Just block his tripcode on the settings menu
>>84533903Garn homes then garn beddingtons meReady for bed xFuck off x
>>84533914weakling lmao
Back homes and in that beddingtons. The waccies brekkie was lush. Garn get some kip nows. Night lids x
>>84533944Nappy on?
Woke up still pissed but toil is calling. Hope i dont get many calls today
>>84533992shouldnt work on a sunday desu its unchristian
Bad news for passport lads, is it not
>>84533964Always de lid x no accidents for me x
>zerohedge.com/markets/dateflation-40-singles-are-going-fewer-dates-due-high-costsVery redpilled boyim comments below this article
Fuck me I need a new computer lads. Nothing crazy, no bleeding edge hardware, but even mid range components are eye-wateringly expensive now.
>Who precisely is directing and producing this sequel?>zerohedge.com/medical/hantavirus-stop-spread-backIt's a (((mystery))) innitll>l3l
Me? Never heard anyone say "Jesus is good" before attacking innocent people, driving a car into a crowd or exploding.Just saying...
Sunday morning seething about Jews and Muslims. It must be them why he has no friends, a job, a gf and why no one likes him.
>>84534299He has a gf afaik
>>84534281What about the crusades?
do any of you regret starting to use drugs> i think it was, possibly.
S-tier advice coming upGot a problem?Look for the Jew behind it.
>>84534358no but ive only used drugs in moderation
Apparently the jews let everyone get off that hantavirus-infected ship lolZOG plandemic 2.0 here we comeThe WHO kikes also released a hantavirus white paper back in 2021 or something
YOUR DAD PERUSED THESE IMAGES
Why Sean get a new tripcode? Other get perma banned?
>>84534370and ask him for advice?>>84532492>>84532506hahaha forgot i posted that shite yesterday.thanks Crossy-of-10-hours-ago this was a good start to my day.
>>84534439nvm its his old code
got that window open to see if it would lead heat in, it just let wind in (can see why they're called windows and not heatdows)mate A coming round bringing scran after church. corrrr i am buzzing, just in that squelching/hangry phase of not-eating not in that dizzy phase YET
millennials be like, 'i watched The Inbetweeners and never got offended once.''yeah? well i not only didn't get offended, i LAUGHED.'
>>84534496lad you got the 2 confused. millennials are the ones that laughed gen z didn't get offended
Widemouth Bay. More like Wide Angle Lens Bay when the Beast is filming young lasses
>>84534511no that's millennials (plural) in conversation.for it to be funny, it'd need to have witty writing and scenarios. not just someone saying 'faggot retard anus!!!' while you clapped at how daring it was.
>>84534527you clearly dont know the ages for millennial or gen z. do some research
>>84534512that .webm went really underappreciated the other day.dunno what the process involved was, but it was just a nice little shot of the area. hope anon had a pleasant time.
>>84534550That lad is just another trophy for the BEAST now
Don't scream de lid. I'm not going to spark you out de lid just throw you over the roofs of these houses de lid, my frens said it can't be done de lid.
>>84534221I feel your pain, lad. But on the flip side it's created a very bullish market for things like optics, connectors, substrates, alloys etc. money to be made oh aye xMy dream project? A cyberdeck sort of build with a LexisNexis UBIQ terminal chasis gutted and filled with modern hardware. Literally the sexiest piece of computing ever built.
not above admitting i want this.but imagine if you had a wife. feels like you'd have to choose ;_;
>>84534596a caledonian caber tossing apu? my god, i thought these were only the stuff of legend
Spaffed spontaneously, meX
Mental some of the meltdowns on social media now that Reform is winning local elections. One where a gay guy literally said "Well, that's us gay guys going to prison!". Like, what? What world do these people live in? Insane levels of delusion.
mental when you rewatch The Simpsons at Homer's age.as a kid you just think it's funny he wants double the sex. as an adult, you're wondering how. what are the writers failing to mention?
Mornin' de lets x
>>84534837>"Morning de lats!">he's exercising his latspoetry
SEASIDE SUNDUPDATEhttps://youtu.be/Bi1LIIobhNUSEASIDE SUNDUPDATEMorning de lads and morning de lads. WOW! He woke up, every day above ground is a great day.WOW and I do mean WOW.
>>84534411There used to be racks of peanuts for sale, you pulled one off and revealed a page 3 model, kind of like opening a window on an advent calendar. I remember going in the off-licence to buy cider for my uncle on my own at age 9 and the shopkeeper allowing me to take the bag that covered the womans boob.It was a different time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdcD6qX8XrcGood docukino thisX
Sad fucker talking to himself all night and into the morning hours? Embarrassing
Helper telling it is how it is really upsets some people here.
I have taken a VERY relieving shit just nowLiberating, even, arguablyX
I have a league match in an hour against a kraut, I better start preparing
>>84534989He is a loser and I am glad I am not him :)
>>84535011I thought you'd setup the board wrong then lid you need to start rotating these pics
Fat boring youtube mong says the same thing he's said thousands of times before.Low IQ shut in with the same mentality chuckles to Marks words for the thousand+ time
>>84535064This could be applied to Sean too
>>84534894cba watching it. did he say anything interesting
>>84535064You have no fans, you have no Youtube channel, you have nobody who looks up to you, you have no ANONYMONGARMY, you have no donations, no cash injections and you have no items.
>>84535074Remember, it's an echo chamber you're talking in.
I drank over a litre of vodka last night. Feel very not good, it's not good. Heart feels like it's gonna explode, my hands are shaking, can't even hold cutlery.Desperately need to stop drinking. I can't keep doing this to myself.
>>84535034Yeah sorry I cba messing with the images it still gets the point across lol
>>8453489444 months no bookiesHe conquer his gambling addictionMark is a real success story
Me? Drinking some Wucozade in beddingtons. Not a nuclear hangover but definitely feeling those wokkles last night. Keeping off the wooze until the Eurovision final now.
I am thinking we are so back lads
Gonna have another wuppa. It feels like there's an elephant sitting on my chest. I need an anti-anxiety drug to help me sober up.
>>84535034At least now you cannot tell if it is the right orientation or not lol
>>84535180I wish you would stop being such an obnoxious prick all the time. Do better.
>>84535180If anyone should end themselves it should be you
>>84535190All of these should be official policy
>>84535190Reform is a tool used by the establishment to highlight the "racism" of the English/British. It's not a serious party. It will do nothing other than strengthen the establishment's position. Deform, is a better name for the organisation.
Al-alright de l-lid >*sneezes*Back from holiday aren't I de lid?Feeling a bit u-under the weather de lid.W-won't be goin' on a cruise again de lid. Salt in the air bad for Helpers de lid.Pop this in the bin for me de lid. I'm goin' inside for a berocca de lid.>*hands you a paper handkerchief*
might have a couple of jars later, someone has to do it and it looks like it wont be hhl so ill do it instead, cheers
Why hasn't Helper ever denied the paedo allegations?
Shippy is a suspected paedophile and a convicted animal abuser
>>84535011Ended up winning didn't I. England 3 Krauts 2.
>>84535638Good stuff anon, how does it work, both playing at separate homes? And trust you're honest?
>>84535376get your fantavirus away from me you filthy frogger
me, just had a friend round. not saying what we did, but it was none of the following:1. sex2. drugs3. illegali am as liberal (British sense) as they come, but allegations should be taken seriously. criminally, even.
>>84535653Yes so that guy will have been somewhere in Germany playing. We have to use a certain app which all the games are played through, it is called dartsmind. It auto-scores for you and it also gives you the option to show your dartboard when playing as you would need to have the camera on it to auto-score anyway. So that really helps with having no cheats around. It's brilliant.
yellow fever is getting worse
>tradies in the house all next weekJDIMSA
>>84535681Did you practice a K-pop routine?
>>84535638cam on ingerland score sum facking darts
Nonces need sparking out. Leave the kids alone yeah
>>84535717my downstairs neighbours are having some kind of loud gathering. at first they just had a canister of butane in the hallway (not my place to question that) now there are a LOT of shoes and QUITE the commotion.happy for them though, i'm basically in the middle state of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRXyYuslTfgin better times, i'd be right down with them (can Hindus drink alcohol?)hope the works get sorted with minimum fuss pal. anything good? you won't even REMEMBER that week, weeks from now, but you'll remember your new boiler or cupboards or whatever it is <3
k-pop semen munter is it?
>>84535774Just common sense init. BOSH
here lads, in darts, why do they call it '180'?
>>84535794>here lads, in darts, why do they call it '180'?Dunno, why do they call it 180?
>>84535794I don't know, why do they call it a 180?
ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTYUUYUUUUU
>>84535775My neighbours kids are playing in the back garden and they are being noisy (laughing and shouting etc). It's bothering me when I'm trying to wank, wish they would keep the noise down.
Darts is pure british culture
Laffin at that reply
>>84535804Wanking with kids around? Bloodeh nonce case.
>>84535804have a word with their parents, lad. obviously talking to the kids about that would be dodgy, but it the PARENTS' responsibility.when that fails, let the council know what's going on. keep a record of what times you usually wank. they can install devices to measure decibels.
>>84535804Why are you thinking about your neighbours kids while you're wanking. BEAST
>>84535804Go round and spark the parents out
>>84535813He is wanking to their kids. Fuck off "complain" nonce.
>>84535812is it safe to light a match if i'm within 20 yards of butane? several walls in between, no smell (besides curry)
ITT: planet-destroying natalists cannot fathom why someone would dislike their precious little crotch goblins; immediately jump to allegations of noncery instead.
words too big me no understan
>>84535804Wrongun nonce
Heavy noncing
>>84535804Nonceybobs
>>84535804That comic read right to left is you with your neighbours kids
Making wizza from scratch now oh aye
>>84535804Types like you just need sparking on sight
>>84535804SICK BEAST
wank my dick into pieces
THIS IS MY LAST GOON SESH
Thoughts on shagging (an adult female) while you hear kids playing outside. Wrong too?
>>84535868Why're you thinking about kids when shagging? Nonce.
Start getting used to the thoughts of other peoples kids. You'll end up with a single mum as your life partner or you'll be forever alone.
Me? I'd never touch USED goods.
>>84535875It's just a hypothetical scenario it don't actually do this
>>84535866Masturbation not for meDon't get close cos I'l be dead grumpy
>>84535879Nobody has ever touched you nor wants to
Legs killing. It is painful to walk. What the fuck is wrong with me.
>>84535941Sounds like you have a dodgy leg.
>EU gf is probably gonna get deported when Reform gets inSo tiresome
got quite the curious conundrum for comics kino controveurs.oh yes. think this will be my most popular /tv/ thread to date.
>>84535973Reform won't achieve anything, theyre all bark no bite
>>84535973shame to see premium britfeel spunk wasted on a forren
>>84535973sorry lad but we want r country backsimple as
spunking on forrens
>>84536011They'll deport all the white EU with ILRs and not touch anyone else while importing trillions because Reform loves them. Nothing changes, things only get worse
>>84535982i'll bet if you sampled all of /britfeel/'s sperm and compared it to the average population, we'd actually be quality human stock.i'd say above-average intelligence and higher rates of autism (but that's just the next step in human evolution anyway). probably shorter than average, but that's not the worst thing in the world.
I spent ages giving a random woman on Reddit advice on how to grow tomatoes. Her plant looks sickly and yellow.. I said plant it deeper in the pot to build a better root structure so it can absorb more nutrients in the soil and she did not do that.. now it looks like a yellow wet noodle in a massive plant pot knocking on deaths door.And now if the plant dies she will blame that man on Reddit who gave her advice but she didn't listen to.Jesus told us to not to waste our time on people who do not listen to advice>Matthew 7:6 Do not give dogs what is sacred, do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces.
>>84536082tomatoes aren't native to britain, forrens out
>>84535794Because 180 is the highest score you can achieve while playing darts. That's why the guy on the tannoy shouts ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY! The fans love it.
>>84536089I'd rather grow tomatoes than a boring carrot or a turnip thanks x
>>84536098Why isnt the highest number the bulls eye?
>>84536102You're right it is odd, not sure why de lad. Triple Bullseye is 150.
>tfw your poor wording about "sampling all of /britfeel/'s sperm" has now been outdone several times over by tomatolad
I turned to Reddit to ask them whether taking antidepressants is a good idea but here's what happened:>Banned from a subreddit of psychiatrists, because I made some criticisms of psychiatry, which were fair criticisms in my view>Banned from a subreddit criticising psychiatry, because I said that psychiatry may be flawed, but meds could still be helpful to some peopleIt seems impossible to have a genuine conversation about psych meds. Docs say "take the meds and don't question me" while society says "don't take meds, they're bad, you just need to try harder at life".
have they adjusted the different areas of a dartboard over time, to give them fair scoring based on their size? always assumed this is why the numbers are where they are, but then it's also strange that triple 20 is just above the bullseye, the board should get a random spin or something.
Should I join the Freemasons lads? Anyone here a mason?
>>84536129Redditors are spiritual Jews
>>84536129Doctors HATE being told what to do, they have this sort of high and mighty superiority over you and they think they know what's best. Once went into the doctors with strep throat and I said I know what the problem is I know what I need. I need antibiotics to cure it and he right saw his arse. He didn't give them to me and told me to buy over the counter medicine and come back in a week. What a cunt.
Sick of living with a hidden disability. Most lads judge, but they couldn't walk a foot in my shoes.
>>84536143Rule 1 is not discussing masonry.
Bet they smell 4 5 6 7 8 9 10x lush
>>84536143I am a member of a lodge. You have to be nominated, this is normally done when a member of your family is a member of a lodge. Membership passed down through generations. However, you can just join. You will be a lower level 'brother' to those of us who come from a line of 'brothers'.
>>84536143I think you need to be reasonably wealthy. They donate a lot to charity and I think you have to pay a tithe to the club you join. My mum used to work in a Freemasons club in the 90s and they were never short of a bob or two. Always had money and fancy cars, tipped very generously as well. Also you are initiated. You don't simply find a lodge and say "hi can I join please" you need to know somebody and they will judge you to see if you are fit to join the lodge. Honestly it's just like a club for old men to be honest it's nothing special, you don't learn magic powers, if anything you gain influence the higher rank you are and that opens more opportunities for you in life.
I wonder how many tokens mark would take to go in private and sharpen his pencil for me?
