Getting a mid gf, making her cosplay and letting my incel homies lose their virginity with her
>>84534277what kind of cuckery is this
>>84534277You are doing a great service to the incel cause, brother. Even if you become a cataleptic cuck in the process.
>>84534325I feel like there's always a weird distance between dudes where you can't be fully intimate with each other and I've bridged that before by jerking off together with other guys growing up. But I think sharing a girl would be even more effective in bringing you close to your homeboys, plus it's just awkward hanging out in a group with a girl and horny dudes like I know they wanna fuck her but they're forced into this politeness social game. Only worry is guys getting too pushy with it, it's still my gf at the end of the day so if you wanna have sex consistently get your own. >>84534375>cataleptic cuckIs the idea that I'll get a boner or that I'll become neurotic lol? I don't mind the whole "cuck" status as long as the guys are cool about it and keep it discreet.
>>84534277Most "incel homies" don't deserve that shit out of principle as they would want to steal your gf anyway
>>84534277>chad discovers pimping independently again, approx. 2026
>>84534428>they would want to steal your gf anywayFair enough if they genuinely fall for her dick move otherwise. It would be an ego hit to lose a gf like that but I'm not gonna lose my mind over it, if I was dating a super model I would be a thousand times more selective about the guys I let her sleep with. >>84534463Hmm I wonder if that's how it started desu
>>84534418>Only worry is guys getting too pushy with it, it's still my gf at the end of the day so if you wanna have sex consistently get your own.haha well I think they might try to take advantage of your generosity. my experience is some of them are definitely either delusional or just kind of snakes and try to drive a wedge between the two of you, I assume with the intention of dating me
>>84534486The Pimp's Prayer: "Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen."
>>84534418>and I've bridged that before by jerking off together with other guys growing up.sounds like you're just gay though lol
>>84534524>jerks off with bros>procures hoes for bros>still gets called gay instead of being thankednah chad was based. thank you chad
>>84534524also it read how a female would think on occasion to have wanted to separate chad from his bros
>>84534418Name of this girl? original comment btw
Sorry, but she's only going to let CHAD THUNDERCOCK cum in her
>>84534510You have experience with this? Do tell >>84534523Amen>>84534524I won't even lie I've done hella gay stuff growing up but it was just me and my friends running high on puberty hormones I'm straight now>>84534589Emory, here is her doing splits I know some guys get turned on by that>>84534609False it's time for small incel penises to win
are your friends hot?
>>84534878Some but those get girls
I wish I had a mid cosplay gf so bad
>>84534277Based. If I ever get a gf who is as fucked up as me, I would make sure she gets to bang some incel friend of mine but only if he is trustworthy tho or cute...
>>84535260great thats GREAT to know you'd take it so well...
>>84534277>midWhat part of this girl seems mid to you? imo she's extremely hot
>>84534277The girl I see is a goth, some of the outfits she wears are fucking wild. She basically dresses like an anime character, it's great.
>>84534277>>84534418>>84534486>>84534647>midthat's an 8/10
>>84534277This type of gay cuck shit is why you will never get a girlfriend.
>>84535237Cosplay instantly makes girls 10 times hotter idk if that's just cause I grew up watching anime or wat >>84535260How would you do it? If it was at my place I'd lend them my room and then leave them to do their thing I wouldn't wanna disturb their first time with a girl>>84535694>>84535747Mid face, great body. You pervs are rating with your dicks. Although I like her too yeah.>>84535732Do you do her in it?>>84535771Wrong they would recognize my noble spirit!
>>84535937>Mid face, great bodyI think her face is pretty cute though, way higher than mid. We might just have different taste I guess
>>84534418>>84534277what is it about mid women in cosplay. It's just so hot, like lipstick on a pig
>>84535937rib flare, either chronic bad posture or no lower back support in this pic, tell her to stop being a retard. posture is serious business. you don't want a neck hump do you?
>>84535937>How would you do it?Finding a bitch into that thing is the hardest part. I don't want a cheating cunt as a gf but she also has to be kinky and degen enough for this to work, there needs to be a balance you know.Let's say I found this ideal type of girl, in that case I don't really know how I would do it lmao maybe take it slowly and subtle at first to make sure if she is into this sort of thing ir not.
>>84534277Just troon out and you can help your homies yourself. Hell, you don't even need to troon out, just wear a skirt and they'll fuck you anyway.
