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>lives very far away (i want long distance)
>but not so far away that we can't fall asleep together
>pulls all nighters with me
>okay with never meeting up irl
>okay with never having real sex
>wants to text constantly
>calls me every day
>plays video games with me
>genuinely adores me
>knows everything about me
>cybers with me but doesn't leak my nudes to gooners
>loyal to me
>validates my insecurities
>handles my mental breakdowns
>buys me things sometimes
are my expectations too unrealistic? i want the love of a man but i am terrified of irl relationships. i'm ugly btw if that matters
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>>84546743
I don't know. Maybe look for it in India.
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yes, they are unrealistic. next question?
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>>84546743
Probably, you don't know if he'll always be okay with being in an ldr though it's easy to find edates to replace him if he does leave
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>>84546743
Fairly unrealistic, especially if you're ugly and mentally ill
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>>84546743
Just move to the congo and get butchered by a bunch of rabid, wild niggers you stupid fucking cunt
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>>84546743
You might want that now, but who knows when that deal is going to get old and you're going to start demanding a whole new set of nonsense parameters for a relationship. Absolute waste of someone's time and effort. Pursue a normal relationship or stop asking.
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>>84546743
More like gold digging whore who wants an army of simps starter pack.
>never wants to meet or put out
>wants an emotional dumpster though and for some random dude to spend his money on you

If anyone ever actually was to take you up on this they are extremely pathetic. I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life than be in such a situation
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>>84546752
they are so thirsty i don't think they would be okay with never going irl
>>84546768
i want to stay together for a very long time possibly a lifetime
>>84546781
what have i done to deserve that psycho
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>>84546743
>buys me things sometimes
would YOU buy him stuff sometimes? yeah, thought so
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>>84546784
i don't want a different relationship and how is it a waste of effort
>>84546785
the gold digging in question being sending gifts once in a while kekmao
>>84546805
obviously
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>>84546743
I'd be kinda okay with this but i wouldn't want to send pictures of my peener to people, it also wouldn't be a long relationship more likely than not. Hope you find someone doe
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>>84546743
I can't help you with the e-bf stuff but I can plap you.
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>>84546743
Do you think that because you're a woman this is any less pathetic?
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>>84546835
i want it to last forever
>>84546840
no, irl sex is scary
>>84546842
what makes it pathetic? it is a way more genuine connection than most normie relationships
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>>84546850
>i want it to last forever
How old even are you? you're aware that like, most people want to reproduce, cuddle and share a life with their partner right?
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>>84546743
>wants children
What will you do if that comes up? Be honest about your looks before you start dating.
>doesn't leak
So you're already willing to send photos. Get to know people but I don't think it's realistic to expect someone who'll never want to meet you.
My ex considered herself ugly and admittedly was overweight but I liked how she looked. She had a bad opinion of herself where as I didn't. She was mine.
It's more realistic to find someone who appreciates your looks and you as a whole after you've spent quality time getting to know one another.
The journey may be long but that's how it was for the girl I spoke of. It was a long time, many years of feeling she was unattractive, before we got together.
>discord
I was found my someone recently and she's invited me to come to like the other side of the planet if I'd like to one day. She's very afraid of being abandoned so it's surprising she reached out first. Just goes to show what a good bond can do, even if it takes time to find that bond.
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>>84546743
I actually want that except
>no calls
>no video games
>no buying you things
All the rest is 100% cool
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>>84546743
>>genuinely adores me
>>knows everything about me
>>loyal to me
>>validates my insecurities
>>handles my mental breakdowns
are you going to do these for him as well or do you just expect him to do these for you? be honest.
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>>84546743
That's a lot of effort on bait without putting effort into making it not obvious.
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>>84546817
>i don't want a different relationship
What you "want" changes with the seasons. People change all the time. And what they think they feel comfortable with or what they think gratifies them right now changes in the span of a year or two. People mold themselves around a tradition that has clear rules and expectations. You've negotiated nothing and have set up rules based on the idea that you want something. Relationships believe it or not, include another person and aren't just about what you think you want right now, which is with guaranteed certainty going to change in not that long of an amount of time.
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>>84546862
i'm in my 20s. i want to find a guy who doesn't care about these things and wants a real connection without the irl stuff
>>84546870
having kids is so scary to me. i would have to be with a guy who doesn't want that. or maybe he would also be someone who doesn't care for irl meeting and would be ok with a fully digital relationship.
>>84546888
why don't you want to call?
>>84546898
yes why wouldn't it be mutual?
>>84546908
your mom
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>>84546932
>why don't you want to call?
I don't talk to people usually so my voice is creaky and weird. I haven't spoken aloud in a week or two. I haven't said more than a few words in over a month. I could work up to a call. Maybe.
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>>84546743
I need unprotected sex every morning and night along with free room and board. And all my bills paid
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>>84546817
>obviously
well I guess that's a little better than wanting an emotional support sugardaddy.
>>84546932
>real connection
every time I've a girl say that, they end up not actually wanting that. Or maybe its just me
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>>84546932
>want to find a guy who doesn't care about these things and wants a real connection without the irl stuff
someone who has a real connection will want to eventually meet thoughbeit.
Not sure it's possible to make someone infatuated enough to remain loyal through a screen
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>>84546743
i want all of this but i am a male
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I want an egf but I also want to meet up and actually be together
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>>84546743
I could be the one for you, depends on what games you're into
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maybe OP, although you seem to have a bunch of options already
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I'm lonely and very interested but if we hit it off I would want to see you in person eventually. Even if it was years after we started talking



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