Premier Inn unlimited breakfast edition- Do not encourage the nonces- Ignore trips with the Settings options- Good lads: encouraged, supported- Melties: discouraged- Mong boy: inevitable
comfiest bri'ish village?
Shall be going to Premier Inn Glastonbury in early July I shall x
Not banned am I? I am not.
>>84548176That bacon looks absolutely dire de lad. Has to be a bit crispier, I once had bacon where the fat was not cooked properly and I had to pull it out of my mouth like a piece of string it made me gag de lad. Only recently started eating bacon again because of it.
Might spend the day in Doncaster
That summer weather is coming thick and fast de lads. Cannot wait to get my tomatoes outside.
morning affirmations, oat latte, and some light reading x
>>84548475r u a girl th???
>>84548369>unmitigated grimnessgrim
>>8454836911 degrees in the middle of May unbelievable.
every morning when i wake up i thank the based god that crossmong isnt my son
>>84548528Nasty little lad. Pack it in.
>>84548475No sunflower lanyard de lad?
windy
Last year I spent about a hour trying to find the soundtrack to this stupid game. I even went as far as to learn the original Japanese name of the game and search it on YouTube, Google, Firefox, bing, duckduckgo and Yahoo JP and I could never find it. Today I randomly searched it and some fellow autist has uploaded it. Thank you. https://youtu.be/ZUDdDVV9Z0o?t=878&si=MVwN4ilRQ3J77u4V
https://www.youtube.co.uk/watch?v=_C2undmyfp8
that's the washing going in now, then. it can't be helped.
Man Down Cornwall are almost broke.
I'm addicted to youtube shorts
ruth's brown anus
>>84548528You have no son sprogless wagie. Get to work.
Will our next PM be brown or a woman?
>>84548809what's the difference de lid ?
>>84548809Depends on how much of a selfish prick starmer is. If he wants to save the party he will delay his resignation, let burnham be parachuted into a safe seat and let him win the nomination to become the next PM or he will let the party crash and burn and let some retard in like Angela Raynor or David Lammy out of spite.
>>84548538Spacker noose. They have a safety release for a reason.
Immigration is way down since Labour got in. Facts.
>>84548839You won't hear that on GBeebies.
>>845488391 billion to 0.9 billion4x lush
My Starmer impression is really good but since I'm American nobody knows who I'm imitating
about time we had an autistic PM.
i hate my life so much absolute shitshow cant wait to die desu
>>84548176>edible looking british foodwhy you hide this?you guys hide it with all those delicious looking old country mutton recipes
>>84548176Imagine a sturdy lass eating all that in one go, getting all fat and bothered and sweaty from all the food. That's so hot
>>84548196I want to get a remote job and move to the countryside, I too would like to know this
Nu dayI fink X
>>84548861reddit needs your opinion ladgarn back
>>84548848was there a point where he intentionally altered his voice?we all age, maybe he smokes, who knows. but he went from sounding like a normal, well-spoken bloke, to speaking in that high-pitched, tinny register that Tory Boys are (actually) taught.
>this is considered ''''food'''' in [place]!remember, [place] can be anywhere in the world. as long as the food pictured is mushy.
Is Starmer packing it in today lads? Let's get a little bet going. Tenner from me saying he clings on another month.
>>84548911Just in time for burnham to come in hopefully, the party is toast with anyone else.
>British people eat like the Germans are still flying overhead
>Green Party admits Polanski may have failed to pay council taxhe's just like me fr fr.
>>84548850Same de lid x
>>84548922How can you pay council tax when you want to give all your money to Hamas. Racist councils not letting a man do what he wants.
We saw you fail to capitalise the B in British. No backsies you fucking failure.
>the war is over you know you can stop rationingGod it's so trite I wish xittertok-brained imbeciles would just shut the fuck up >Oh nooo someone's eating some bland food like... oatmeal or something help help help someone quick get a tub of lawry's seasoned salt
>>84548933You failed to call Great Britain GREAT, which is what it is. Getting your passport revoked right now.
>>84548917That reminds me I have some spam in the cupboards for lunch.
>>84548933i'd also argue she should have used a hyphen in >>84548861fuckin yanks stealing our lingo, then mongmaxxing every sentence that leaves their French-fry-soaked fingers.
>>84548954get it down you ladproper scran
>>84548944Melty lol
second time someone's mentioned oatmeal and i don't know what that is.not saying we don't have it here, but wouldn't ground oats be oat flour?
>>84548970its porridge mate
>>84548970Cold milk in me oatmeal, middle finger to the old Bill
not entirely sure i believe this electric blanket's claim that it is washing machine safe, tbqh. the metal/electric contact is part of it (if doesn't have a separate cover that zips or unbuttons off).you can argue clothes have zips. but they do rust, don't they
>>84549010nah i looked into it, it's oatmeal when the oats are milled.thinking about trying it since i have milk in now. pretty much what those Horlicks and Slimfaat/gym style instant shakes are anyway.
>>84548944>>84548956>>84548954>>84548917...but why arent any of you ever eating any of your actual good food?its like if we constantly posted vids of wharfing down scrapple and tuna noodle casserole, and greenbean casserole or minnesota sushi (well thats actually tastes good it, but its weird)
>>84549045I don't think about food that much
>>84549045eat are scran all the timenever thought of posting it
My grandad was a child during WW2 and lived through the rationing and the blitz. He ate spam for years and hated it that much he never touched it after the war ended 1945. If he was still alive today he would be hysterically laughing at the fact that spam is 3.50 for a fucking tin of pigs eyeballs, bollocks and cartilage.
I wonder how long after a Reform election victory will they start putting people in camps for not being racist enough, or for not being "trad" Christians, etc
>>84549045the best way i can put it:yous are obsessed with skin colour. you don't have to be, you just are.we pretend NOT to be obsessed with class, even though it affects every single Briton's daily life (for better or for worse). in fact just saying this sentence has caused SOME lad to groan and roll his eyes and start furiously typing away.food is what you eat to stay alive. it's nice if it's nice. black pudding is nice, it's made of blood.also, if you're in a restaurant, waiters are there to deliver your meal and bring you drinks when you need them.if you are currently eating, nobody needs to interrupt you with>hi guys :) is everything OK? :)))please send this important message to the President of the United States. thank you.
>>84549024you rad that from an american website didnt you?
>>84549088doubt they'd go as far as bringing back Section 28, but they should repeal opposite-sex civil partnerships.either all marriages are civil, or they're a religious institution. you CANNOT have it both ways.
>>84549105read*whoops
>>84549088haha yeah, anyway... how's the weather?
>>84549105may have done, but again i've never seen oatmeal in real life or ever heard anyone not-on-American-telly say the word.you know how we have cornflour, they have cornmeal? it's like that. that's just what 'flour' is, isn't it?
Vanguard account currently sitting at +29.88% returns since opening. Not too shabby.
>>84549106>they should repeal opposite-sex civil partnershipsWhy? Maybe a couple want to get hitched but they don't like the historical legacy of marriage. Maybe they think marriage has been patriarchal. It's not going to hurt anybody if a couple has a civil partnership is it?
>>84549088reform dont have an ideology they're the personality cult of a shill and a containment tool for the real right wing they will do nothing but political theatre
>>84549118Brits supporting Reform remind me of Germans supporting the Nazis in the 1930s. Those Germans thought "let's just get rid of the Jews and then everything will be fine". But look what happened. The Nazi government sent millions of Germans to their deaths in an entirely unnecessary war.I'm not saying Reform will start a similar war, but I just think if you elect intolerant and hateful politicians, it can absolutely come back to bite the voters who elected those politicians.
Don't mind Starmer tbf, at least he isn't bombing the Middle East and licking Trump's arse. Better the devi you know and all that.
>nothing but political theatre
>>84549153Nice bait little retard. Are you gonna post it on reddit
>>84549155So you care more about wars in the middle east and not wanting to play vassal to the literal global hegemon than, say, the domestic economy or mass immigration or rape gangs?Interesting hierarchy of concerns there lad. Are you a brown immigrant yourself?
>>84549132that was exactly the campaign/argument. plus that it's 'sexist' that the father of the bride gives her to the groom, or some shite.if you don't like it, don't get married. you don't gain the benefits, but that is because you are not married. i don't get to decide i fancy going to Heaven, but i cba with all that 'not sinning' business.France has it right. all marriages are civil. you can have whatever ceremony you want. enshrining religious (or intentionally anti-religious) beliefs in law is the worst of both worlds. 'it has misogynistic roots!' is basically the same as 'it's what Sharia declares!'
>>84549144Reform's ideology seems to be "if you're rich and/or you adopt the culture that we approve of then you're good - otherwise we will punish you".>>84549161You haven't been able to counter my argument so maybe the stupid one here is actually you.
>>84549153I'm afraid you have broken Godwin's Law and therefore automatically lose this argument. Fare thee well.
>>84549160the image you posted has nothing to do with what political theatre is
>>84549177have to admit, >>84549153-san, he's got you bang to rights there.
>>84549170>So you care more about wars in the middle east and not wanting to play vassal to the literal global hegemon than, say, the domestic economy or mass immigration or rape gangs?>Interesting hierarchy of concerns there lad. Are you a brown immigrant yourself?Yes?
>>84549187Fair enough, at least you're admitting it. But you have to go back.
Me? Voting Reform so greentext brownoid gets deported.
>>84549175nigle has been pushing anti abortion and ""jeudo-christain"" values these are american political agendas that he was probably paid to puch
Threats and fearfulness are the home of the weak.
>>84549177>>84549186>you're wrong because you made a comparison to hitlerNo that doesn't logically follow. I accept your concession.>>84549200Not just American. Look at how that Welsh Reform politician was jailed because he took bribes from Russia.
Can you guys actually make it happen Since this thread already became /pol/ I don't think I'm intruding
Skidibi junglism bong hoots twice drenched mayonnaise thickly sliced kebab in tandoori sauce is the realm of the wise.
>>84549187oooohhh no no no noladdy
>>84549232When I come to britfeel I want to see posts like this. Not mongs bickering about politics and things that aren't important.
washing soaking wet still.thank god i DIDN'T take the electric blanket out, took me a second to realise it was proper dripping. and now i can hear the plastic/metal connector whacking off the washer drum as it spin dries. fun.no heating, so i can't quickly dry any clothes even when they're done, and then go outside if i felt up to going outside.but that's fine because i have to wait for a phone call from my GP. which they'll try some time today before 6:30pm.which means i can't shower because if i go in the shower, THAT'S when they'll ring (Sod's law innit).not that this matters, because there's no hot water yet and i don't have dry clothes for when i am clean.maybe i don't live the stressful life of a nurse or a policeman. but they're used to it. this is MY equivalent to a busy hospital ward or a dangerous crime scene.
>>84549234Do you feel like a winner on 4chan now?
Sick of the bollockstics I'm gonna watch some old SSM vids
>>84549090>if you are currently eating, nobody needs to interrupt you with>>hi guys :) is everything OK? :)))no I actually hate when waiters do thattheyre are trying to kick you out of the restaurant faster, even though they always instantly disappear for like half an hour when youre ready to pay
>he's brown>he's an immigrant>NOOOOOOO YOUR COUNTRY SHOULD BE MORE FOCUSED ON MY PERSONAL ETHNO-RELIGIOUS GRIEVANCES FIVE THOUSAND MILES AWAY THAN ANYTHING AS MEANINGLESS AS YOUR ECONOMY OR YOUR SCHOOLCHILDREN BEING RAPED BY OTHER BROWN IMMIGRANTS THAT I HAVE A NATURAL ETHNIC AFFINITY TOWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!
>>84549153This is how libtards actually see the world
Wot noodle o'clock almostIs it notX
>>84549269Boggles the mind dunnit lad?
The Reform however is merely an extreme right-wing variant of conservative. The question always must be asked, what do they wish to conserve? The right of the nobility over the commoner is always the answer. This every time leads to a worsening economic climate and is self-perpetuating, as right-wing extremism and bias tilts rightward as the economic table is itself tilted by the weight of declining quality of life and productivity.
>>84549268He will now proceed to say you're wrong without saying why. The hidden why being his personal interpretation of the world exactly because of what you've said of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PtEg7czIJA>ALL RIIIGHT.>KEBAB.
Hi "win" is his hope that I am actually brown. I am not. >Proof?Don't think so, you purile sad sack.
didnt the britsh rape their way around half the world?
Many labour shills inna da breadburg today hoping to deflect from stammer and polanskis front page antics
>Noooo stop the brown men who aren't cowardly little worms from taking our women who want strong dominanat men
>>84549291>>ALL RIIIGHT.>>KEBAB.https://youtu.be/xFz6fTlhbbw
>>84549269how come only one of them gets a cutesy joke name?you could have had>Reform? YUK!can't think of one for the Restore Britain guy, but he looks like someone i know from this thread so he's fine IMO.
>>84549289They aren't extreme right wing except economically which isn't eben really what the British right wing cares about the most atm. Culturally and socially they are complete libtards. Half the reform candidates are multicultural. If you had a party that was economically liberal/socialist and socially very conservative, it would sweep every election. Does it seem like a cohencidence no such party exists? The party everyone knows like that from recent history has been made synonymous with Bad?
Mechs are now real lad. Just a shame they look like dogshit:https://x.com/UnitreeRobotics/status/2054067819634159622
>>84549308Running away from serving your own country and raping school children is cowardly though
>>84549289They're very clearly centre-right, it's just that since the UK has been mired in socialism for 30 or so years anything even centre-right is framed as OMG LITERAL NAZI BUT ALSO ANCAPS!!!It's all so pathetic.
>>84549309sorry anon, i live in the UK and this video is unavailable ;__;
For FUCK sake, I drank a litre of vodka AGAIN.This has to stop. It has to be the last time.
>>84549329Abandoning their wives and kids to float across the sea on a door on a scrounger rape cruise. Offended by everything ashamed of nothing.
>>84549325that fucking sound
Do you lads have aristocratic taste, or dole scrounger taste?
>>84549357Yeah straight men like breasts. You're a poof.
>>84549357big booba scroungerssimple as
>>84549364But I like breasts. Small nicely shaped ones on women who are not fat.
>>84549357I can appreciate both, and I think that in terms of platonic beauty the aristocratic look is the pinnacle, but a relationship needs more than platonic ideals of beauty, you need to be sexually attracted as well and while of course those women are sexually attractive, a bigger butt and breasts will win out imo.
>I like breasts >just tiny imperceptible ones where it looks the same as a man's chest
>>84549369It is because you doubt your ability to provide for a woman.>>84549382You are literally gay
>>84549329Look at those creators of future British generations. Makes you feel proud that there are still men in the world that aren't afraid to talk to women and do what is in their nature to do, breed.
Where do you land, lads?For me? Growing up my parents were upper middle, now I'm lower middle. We on that downwardly mobile grind oh aye x
Oh it's gay to like women who look like men now, is it? I bet you think sucking a woman's dick is gay as well. Moron!
>>84549313>>84549330It's merely that far-right perspectives have increased (bias) just like during the 1980s. It can be said that the economic stress experienced by a typical person sets their political perspective - it makes no sense to divide economic or cultural views as these are one and the same - the goal ought to be to improve productivity and thereby quality of life. Minorities will be minorities and suffer the worst culturally in being exposed to British culture per se. Or so I've heard told by a shirtless gypsy many a time.>>84549331>sorry anon, i live in the UK and this video is unavailable ;__;Piracy these days is hard, this was popular back in 2006 or so if I recall. At Night (Kid Creme Club Mix)https://youtu.be/8pCs_tEX1FI
>>84549390Parents were middle. I've lived in bottom, poor, middle and now upper middle. Slowly climbing that ladder de lid.
>>84549390born poor, remain poor
What's for lunch de lads? Me? Bento box.
>>>84549394Lol you think reform are far right because you're a liberal faggot. They are liberals just like you. They just pay lip service to gammon shit for votes.
>>84549408Phwoar love a bento box. For me today a chicken schnitzel with rice.
>>84549394>the goal ought to be to improve productivityExactly what Reform would say. Neoliberal GDP line worship.
Reform are a liberal centrist pro-multiculturalism party, who the media and left wing echo chambers think are fascists.
Just found out about Mystery Dumplings lads. Holy fuck I simply do not exist on the same plane as normies.
>Dear Agony Aunt, who do I vote for if I don't like seeing brown, bearded men in dresses and presumably brown, 99% covered women milling up and down my street all day?
>>84549418reform are whatever their donors tell them to be
>>84549409I wouldn't do any of the odd sorts of things the conservatives do. I'd announce that the capability of farms to produce enough food is expected to steeply decline with the population carrying capacity per square mile dropping from the current 1.2 to at best 0.2 over the next thirty years. This means we require immediate and extreme action to counter this risk by dramatically improving soils, water retention and reducing wash out of heavy minerals if we are to survive without continuous inputs from global trade.Socialism is an economic system like adopted by Microsoft, where upon employment you are required to purchase shares in a class restricted to employees with limits upon their trade during your employment. These shares grant you the right to remain employed and upon retirement so long as you follow the rules appropriately can be traded for public shares and finally sold on the open market after you are no longer an employee.Socialism is extremely rare: ownership of the means of production solely by workers themselves with a number of mechanisms required to prevent sabotage from within or hostile takeovers.
He is scared of the SS Waffen Reform Stormtroopers, he thinks Jeremy Clarkson is the reincarnation of Hitler
I don't take advice on women from unemployed virgins in boxrooms.
Why won't you stop talking about politics here?
>>84549446None of that shit will matter because the country will be in the hands of brown and black savages who don't know or care about any of that shit. Check out how farming works in South Africa now. The savages kill the white farmers in their homes then starve because they can't do it themselves.
>>84549461Probably two lads with a temp ban on /pol/ so they come here instead.
>>84549475Are you going to say something intelligent in your next post?
>>84549390Sort of place I live would be upper middle class/wealthy based on that chart, which isn't right. Bit of a meme that chart so it is. Always been a bit middle of the road though desu desu.
>>84549461some American brought it up.notice they're using 'liberal' in the American English sense. they might as well go rootin' tootin' round the ranch with their smithing westerns. dunno why they're here on /britfeel/.
>>84549388>do what is in their nature to do, breed.Cockroaches and monkeys can do that too. If they're still on the animal level that's more reason they shouldn't be in our countries.
>>84549506>notice they're using 'liberal' in the American English senseNo I'm not. I am calling Reform liberals in the JS Mill sense. Wind your neck in and dont speak for me you fucking pseud.
Hungry but too lazy to get up
>>84549493Sorry but my country is full of people from places where the average IQ is 70, same/lower than a gorilla why does intelligence matter now?
Sean's mother has a linkedin profile why don't you?
I've always lived on an estate in the country where you might say we look down on the posh scrambling about like insects below.
>>84549390grew up poor/sub-urban, according to this. currently poor/bit-more-urban. agree with >>84549494 though it's a bit odd.those 'poor' high rises have more space and better everything than the 'middle' ones. it's just that you can convince students and 'young professionals' that paying 1k/month for a plastic bedsit is fine.
>>84549542>Sorry but my country is full of people from places where the average IQ is 70Regression toward the mean (100) is the usual mechanism by which you prevent mentally handicapped sociopaths maintaining a stranglehold on society due to it being nightmarish and brutal for them to experience a continued life here. Those best suited for power avoid it.
Every time I use the word liberal I'll add an addendum that it's not the American sense, so you know I'm smart and learned. Even when I'm discussing a political party who are very obviously not liberal in the American sense, but are the textbook definition of classically liberal, Reform, so its utterly irrelevant. Just so you know I'm quite a worldly guy who's in the know I'll make a point of saying it, instead of assuming the people reading my posts aren't retards. I am smarter than everyone so that's not an option.
>>84549527i very nearly singled you out as the exception, since that is actually how i read your post.i hope we can be friends.
>>84549509They are getting sex with women that want men to be men. Keep crying, you sensitive, in touch with your feminine side, useless to women coward.
Regarding those incapable of feeding themselves; let them eat cake laced with fentanyl whilst they live in a shrubbery.
>left wingers are significantly more likely to be mentally ill>left wingers have a lower IQ (this is probably due to black and brown people lol)>left wingers are more likely to be disabled>left wingers are more likely to be physically uglyGlad I'm not left wing.
I mean they're what an actual American would see as our version of the republicans. The opposite of liberals. But it must be an American calling them liberals though.
>I'm smart and learned. >learned
Lefties are loonies.Righties are retards.Centrists are cowards.
>>84549577>Glad I'm not left wing.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left%E2%80%93right_political_spectrum#Origins_in_the_French_RevolutionCurious. Are you certain? You seem confused.
You can live next door to rapists or you can live next door to racists. Pick one. That's basically all our politics is now, and for some reason most women are choosing the rapists.
>>84549566Sure lad no harm.
Wish the virgin pol mongs would fuck off thanks x
>>84549591ESL spacker exposes himself again. "Learned" is correct you utter mong.
>>84549601It's not rape unless you refuse to enjoy it.
>>84549601The vote is for English school kids to be safe or for the smelly hordes who want to rape them >>84549329
>>84549601You think coloured people aren't racist?
Wish the virgin lefty simps would fuck off thanks x
>>84549580do you mean the Republicans, lad? over here, a republican is someone who wants a republic.a bit like when you're discussing liberals (people with liberal beliefs) vs Liberals (people from the Liberal Party).
>Keep crying, you sensitive, in touch with your feminine side, useless to women coward.
>>84549610We have some absolute retards that try to troll on here, it's quite funny.
Non-whites are some of the most openly, virulently and grug-brainedly racist people you will ever meet.
>>84549610>"Learned" is correctYou must either mean "learn ed" or "learnt". For those of us whom are learn't you might observe some manner of provocation here.
Restore Britain have asked me to be a branch manager again. It's a real shame nobody else has stepped up.
>>84549633Bell-end
>>84549605fancy a game of Golden Axe? i'll let you pick the dwarf, if you want. the least i can do x
Starmer is the worst PM we've ever had but I don't want him to resign because the people who will replace him are worse. What a bleak time for Britain.
>>84549626Yeah it's totally switched, I think most would associate English republicans as loony leftists. Not all though. When you scrape away the surface a lot of these things are less straightforward. Irish Republicans I would think as largely leftists but they were also basically ethnonationalists, they were Catholics but fought the monarchy while the Catholic Francoists in Spain and most Catholic movements really were hardcore monarchists. The Republicans used to be the Democrats. A lot of politics is ad hoc and of its time.
>>84549652Sorry I went off I thought you were attacking me tbqh.
the professor was teaching the class.i enter in attendance.i am now teached.
>>84549652>Golden Axei think i might remember this vaguely
>>84549652>the least i can do xi'll ring ye in a jiff and reply via answerphone after i've taken five.
>>84549637I would do it if I was unemployed, but I'm afraid of losing my job. It's sad but that's the reality. We are oppressed in Britain by an authoritarian state, and we do not have free speech or freedom of association.
Need fresh underwear but the wife is asleep in the bed room
>>84549670You are making yourself look sillier.
>>84549652He has a name you know. It's Gilius Thunderhead, show some respect.
>>84549683You're planning on wearing your sleeping wife's knickers and don't want to wake her?Must be tough being a married crossdresser.
>>84549683wear a towel call it a kilt and insist you're scottish
>>84549678there is a trap in here somewhere.>in a jiffis it here?WHAT LINGUISTIC TRICKERY ARE YOU UP TO???
>>84549698How forren are you?Holy shit.
>>84549686have you ever chaired a meeting?if so, the meeting was chaired. que est demonstratum.
>>84549698nah mate just aven a wank
>>84549706Yes it is hard for forrens to fully understand our language.If you're not forren, then what the fuck are you? Verbose, definitely, but what is your OG language?
>hop on pink dragon-lizard thing>can now move at the same speed>can now attack slower (with its tail)WHY
Ate some food but I'm still hungry
>>84549732>Atesurely you mean eaterened some food
Why has Sean never denied the paedo allegations? It is becoming increasingly difficult for me to defend him.
>>84549702over here, Jif is a cleaning fluid..had to change its name a few times, since it was pronounced the same as an image format.nowadays I use Cillit Png
>drug addled mong struggles with adjectives and verbs
>>84549732if you ate food, why would you want more?
>>84549745HI I'M BARRY SCOTT!
>>84549742You know why lid. He that bin bagged beast of the north east. And that is a LUSH x
i made peanut butter sandwiches today because im to lazy to make my usual cheese salad sandwiches
I will be masturbating later (to young adults)
>>84549745It's ok to say you don't know, instead of trying to appear superior, especially when it makes it seem the opposite when you get things wrong (which you often do).Did you do the mongboy posting? Same kind of linguistic mistakes, desu.
>>84549748i reckon that warrants a hyphen too. 'mong' is the headword of that phrase, 'drug-addled' is the adjective. it's not an adjectival phrase like in, idk, 'a horse riding mong' (although, even then, imagine a horse riding mong).but i'm on drugs tree be fir.
Can foreigners and drugged out mongs shut up about the English language now. It's boring.
>>84549779Good thing I don't care and you still don't know what learned means
>>84549766>I will be masturbating later (to young adults)"ring ye in a jiff" is something you'd tell your choad before a quickie wank. "take five" refers to "five fingers, five minutes". "reply via answerphone" is referring to the fact no one ought to have a direct one on one conversation in that state unless they're asking for another go at it.
>>84549779Being this much of a tryhard at 40
>>84549796They struggle with our language and then try to make us feel bad about it. They struggle with our culture and try to make us feel bad about it.
Excuse me flamingo land, do you know you're harbouring paedophiles he calls himself the monster of mischief mansion?
im getting dumber as i age
>>84549799https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WBFFoHATx8
actually feel terrible, close to death i reckon/hope
>>84549799>learnedtis the same as learnt or learn-ed, but the emphasis is on the id rather than earn. likewise, pre vowel-shift the "i" was pronounced akin to the name of "e" rather than as "eh" like a soft moan whilst having a greasy warm freshly delivered pizza rubbed over your erect nipples.
All of this, acting superior to anons. I have 2 words for you Mr Smarty pants, crispy pancakes.
>>84549822What aiIs you anon?
>>84549825Smug Reddit tards are all the same. Thinks he's the smartest lad in every room.
i lub learndings new fings
>>84549825>crispy pancakes.https://vocaroo.com/1lOO299xnL4Tcurried japantsucakes
>>84549824Yeah I can see why you like Stewart Lee *claps hands* haha great humour only distinguished people like ourselves could possibly understand
>>84549800Phwoar when I was younger I once got my cousin to put her webcam on back when we all still used MSN and had a cheeky little wank to her as she sat there, unknowing
might do today's Wordle.
>>84549857She is related to you, you vile beast. How old was she when you did this? Monster.
>>84549834everytime i eat something i get something like heartburn but like 10x worse
>>84549849*looks at you*This anon gets it*looks back at the crowd*Not like you y-you come here for a good time*looks at you*sure it's a good time for you not like*looks back at the crowd and points*you lot!
>>84549860Of course you do worldle
>>84549849oh piss off his post was actually funny.are you capable of enjoying things? do you have a condition?
Only those educated at Russell Group and above could hope to understand my humorous musings.
If you have a wank to the thought of that time you had sex when you were 15 years old, does that make you a nonce?
>>84549873Adding a puerile bit at the end to seem down to earth doesn't suddenly change that you're just wanking yourself off
quite the Wordle, that.
I like Stewart Lee, and I'm a rightyish dole dossing weed smoker.Don't tell him.
>>84549877i didn't have sex when i was 15
Oh no lads this brainbox is no longer involved in Housing, Communities and Local Government. Whatever will become of us now.
>>84549882i do just like those types of non sequiturs sometimes. it genuinely got a chuckle out of me. thank you, >>84549824you're either doing a bit or you're a very fascinating person.
>>84549884It was a last try thing for me PHEW,
>email from scotrail>'our timetable is changing'>havent been to scotland in over three yearsThis type of sneak advertising should be banned
>>84549860Had to think about this one.
>>84549884Well done der lad you have succeeded where others have failed
>>84549848now that is some music to moog by
I hate this drug-addled mong who always posts pictures of cats.
>>84549894>you're either doing a biti'd mentioned i was aven a wank three or some odd strokes past
Time for a selfie. Oh hello two women behind me. Won't move a bit to be polite. Let's get you two in the frame with me. Smile. You're mine now. Forever.
>>84549901You could unsubscribe from their email list.
>>84549900surprised it accepted the second one down tbqh.pretty funny you went from WRONG to CLOCK and turned out to be RIGHT
you wouldn't like him when he's ang lee de lids
>>84549919You are an utter moron who pretends to misunderstand the most basic things.
>>84549923Usually I just write NONCE a few times to blow off some steam, then clear the cache and do it properly.
>>84549913Nothing wrong with catbergs
still can't believe Scotrail are handing out free sweets later in the year. really nice of them tbqh.
>>84549934*steps in to defend anon*He didn't say anything bad about cats.*rests his case*
>>84549931Temper temper little lad
The guy who appends -berg to words is the most insufferable retard here. I would love to smack him in the gob.
>>84549935I thought NONCErs in vans giving out sweets was bad, but a train can get further away than a van can (that's just science).
>>84549941its a long running meme that a few people have participated in
>>84549941Ouch not in the gobberg
>>84549906>now that is some music to moog byhttps://vocaroo.com/19g9Kk8yg14W
Another far right babe. Tits are a little on the large side but she can be part of the English ethnostate.
>Sky sources reporting that Keir Starmer was reportedly "tipsy" at this morning's crunch cabinet meeting suggesting he had been drinking the night beforeWhat the actual fuck lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk6YrsTBoR0
i posted an original comic yesterday that was only 60% AI-generated and sounded better in my head. i had to learn the ropes with the GIMP (and then i had to do some image editing).today i posted a photograph.i just can't win with you people sometimes.
>>84549956Is she doing her bit for the country though? She needs to be pumping out at least 10 kids during her fertile years. Anything else is just wasting time.
>>84549954i was really into weeble and bob when i was younger, almost no one remembers them now
>>84549960sky can fuck off
>>84549960>sourcesSo made-up bullshit then, presumably.
>>84549954nice tune where is it from?
>>84549969>only 60% AI-generatedYou needed machine help for two thirds of it and it was still shite. You are beyond help.
>>84549976>>84549978shill melty
>>84549969>original comic>only 60% AI-generatedFucking HELL this is weak.
>>84549969git gud faggot
>>84549954actual sauce on this, lad? sounds like an authentic SID choon.if you're implying it was our Weebl, he's made some solid 'real' music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wX8AbBWc08
>>84549991>sources say >>84549991 is a cuntTrue or no?
sexxo sauce
>>84549980>nice tune where is it from?Piebotica, rendered by me with my own software (sequencer + synthesizers + effects) as "pierotica", the erotic apple pie version.https://redheat.bandcamp.com/album/x-my-pi
Starmer going full-scale HHL.Just waiting for his "fuck the lot x" post on X now.
>>84549994my original plan was to trace some of my old cherub fella drawings from when i was doing Loomis.but then i realised i would need objects that didn't even exist when he was alive.i am an 'ideas guy', not a 'talented person'.
>>84550016Gave me a good giggleberg that. 'Know where I stand'. 'End of an era'.
>>84549941"Catberg" is a common term in the /brit/ thread on /int/. Pic related.
>>84550015>tags>Netherlands
>>84550019I believe lateral thinking is a talent, desu.
Wordle is such normie shite. There is nothing at all interesting about it. Every midwit loves it. The same kind of person probably loves the TV show Traitors.
my brother used to say 'alreet wonkberg' to me in the 90sadding -berg to things wasn't even considered 'Jewish', probably a German thing(nobody knew about Jews back then, they were just like Sikhs or Buddhists)
Necking these cans then resigning.Know where I stand now xFuck the lot of ya x
>>84550015Originally by the way this is a .ahx format module on modarchive, but I'm not sure I can access modarchive.com at the moment to link it directly. The total archive from 2017 is only near 512KB as a 7zip file.https://limewire.com/d/5DRVn#UqHVBCjaOOYou'd probably want a replayer, and I haven't published my own replayer for AHX yet although there are other plug-ins I've only compiled mine for winamp which is a bit ancient now.
Despite coming out of the gate strong, Ed Miliband has officially withdrawn his bid to be the next leader of the Labour party after an unfortunate incident in which he was caught weirdly eating a tuna sub.It happened again! Poor guy just can't catch a break.
>>84550055>limewireckin ell.
He that Rustlers Wrongun x
The fuck are Labour gonna do, huh? Challenge Keir? Okay, have fun trying to keep your seat in a snap GE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I was educated at University College London
>>84550056>an unfortunate incident in which he was caught weirdly eating a tuna sub.at a time when negotiations are still going on, we need to put that aside, get around the negotiating table, and put that aside.
I keep my funds in the Lloyds of London
>>84550033>>NetherlandsHe's British originally but I believe he wifed up in the neder ages ago. I used to know him back in 1998 - 2001 - 2012 when I participated in some IRC channels more actively back then. The online music scenes were much smaller in those days, so almost anyone knew everyone else at least indirectly through friend-of-friends and had encountered them at least once if only indirectly like that. The old tracker scene and demo scene were quite small communities overall.
Neckin' these widerz then garn beddington x
>>84550088Imbred was at his wedding right?
>>84550064>ckin ell.Almost none of the old free upload sites exist anymore and I don't want to arse around with running my own internet facing server in today's nightmare.
>>84550088sounds like a fun time. i've waffled about this in /britfeel/ recently but i used to love listening to the High Voltage SID Collection. there were some absolute gems from old demos and games.i'm surprised more people didn't just outright steal/sample them the way Kernkraft 400 by Zombie Nation did.i knew a couple of OC ReMix people through IRC back in the day. used to chat to this guy who was working on a 3D Chrono Trigger remake. more 'traditional' composer though (even if it was all computer sorcery i don't understand.)chiptune wise:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It7yJh-NwPYabsolute banger.
Feelan a bit crazy, wooo. Think it shows muh reduction of the happy pills is going well. I can't remember having to kill anything in my dreams either, woohoo.
>>84550100>Imbred was at his wedding right?Twasn't I so unbeknownst indeterminacy of the highest degree here.
Thread of drugged up retards talking complete drivel.
>is there any thicko bottom set white kids from council estates here?>h-hello yes Mr. Lee well i-i grew up on a c-ounci...*whole audience boos*>Let me guess. Free school meals? >w-well..*audience laughs*>Parents voted Brexit?*house of commons style jeers and horse neighing* >Listen mate can you just leave? Can I be honest? Can you actually just leave. I can normally hold it in but I'm not in the mood for seeing your type tonight. Security will take you out my good friends Babtunde and Oguwalu will escort you out. Try not to be a fucking racist as you go.
>>84550153What high are you riding?
Who here has the highest status in life?
>>84550178Define high status life.
>>84550178>Who here has the highest status in life?I'm an unskilled dole dosser.
Heard you want your country back, sorry you can't have that!Starmer is going to go full Pakistani mode now that he knows that cow towing to the white mob won't work
>>84550190>cow towingIs that the trend of septum rings?
I have less than 40k left on my mortgage
>>84550190I don't take political opinions on my country from alien brown paedos
>>84550156Enjoyed this post until the racism at the end>>84550103Megaupload, sendspace, can't remember the others
What this thread needs is a little Help(er)
Need to cut a card from my Food deck, any suggestions?https://moxfield.com/decks/wgiT840MQ0epnZqvL3MTsA
>>84550186People defer to your judgment.Your presence changes room dynamics.Others want access to you.You are difficult to manipulate.You can say no without fear.Your time is treated as scarce.You have competence in an area people value.You are socially and psychologically stable enough that you don't constantly seek validation.
Racism is very very good. It is a noble virtue we should all try to maximise.
i think anon is just upset with Stewart Lee because of that time he and his friend made fun of the over-the-top acting style of manga* and never apologised.* 'manga' was the British word for Japanese animation back then because of the company it came from
>>84550220The vote on racism will settle the battle for the soul of Britain To be honest, I thought Britain was smarter than thisBut blaming the brown man is hard to resist
>>84550229Racism is smart.
>dragged back into the office>put headphones on>shitpost all day on my phone>do the same 15 minutes of work a day I would at home>meetings are still all on teams
>>84550236Yeah, Brexit was a stroke of genius, done wonders for the economy!
>>84550220White people are the main character of the universe which is why shitskins define themselves against us and hate us from jealousy. If you gave all people on earth a button where you press it and change to your choice of race. Other than maybe some east Asians, Japanese Koreans, the entire world would be White. This is why they spend their life as angry jealous savages, fuming, hateful, resentful.
Did you know that 95% of CSAM is self-generated? Underage teens keep taking naked videos and pictures of themselves and sending it to people.How do we stop this? Jess Phillips says that phones should have software that detects when it's a naked person who isn't old enough, and not allow the picture to be taken. But she has not thought about the implications for young-looking 18+ year old women.
>>84550241Brexit one shotted so many leftards. It's been 12 years and it's still all they have. "b..b..but brexit" in response to anything.
>>84550229Yeah they could have just not been child rapists but that was too high a bar to reach apparently. Access to white countries isn't a human right. You'll be happier in Pakistan, its full of Pakis. That's why everyone wants to live there. HAHA
>>84550238Yes but now you are creating value for some boomer landlord who owns office buildings
Average girl is giving at least one blowjob a day every single day from about the age of 14. Often this can be two or three and occasionally more like 5-10 (if she's getting a group go on her).Lets say that 80% of days giving 1 blowjob, 10% of days giving two, 8% giving three and then the last 2% lets low ball it to giving five.Say you meet "your" girl at 24, she's had a decade of sucking dick. A rough estimate would be:>365*10 (not counting leap years) = 3650>80% = 2920, 10% = 365 (x2 =730), 8% = 292 (x3 = 876), 2% = 73 (x5 = 365)So in total she will have sucked off other men a total of about 4891 times before you get to experience her.
>>84550253Weird how you are talking in memes
>>84550260I wish this was true, it would turn me on and also have massively increased my chances of getting my dick sucked when I was a teenager
>>84550261Change your tampon remoaner
>>84550270I wonder if you can make a point that doesn't revolve around a meme buzzword
>>84550229Punching in random directions when you've lost balance during a recession is the usual. Not knowing which way is up, they think they're punching down until they realize they've just punched themselves near everywhere at once. Of course in the heat of an epinephrine surge and shock it's difficult to notice their self-inflicted injuries until they cool down. Sadly this is just the regular state of humankind just as it has been for one million years prior.
>>84550211All of the above. I am, however, psychologically and emotionally damaged.
Natalie Portman has mediocre flat tits when she is unclothed
White people are like an advanced alien species who crash landed on this planet 99% full of mud and bug people shagging goats. Single digit % of the human population yet everyone speaks our language, uses our tech and wants to live in our countries and be near us. Main character.
DON'T PANIC!A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost." What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
>But blaming the brown man is hard to resistHe still subconsciously thinks of himself as a man and it comes out in his wording. I guess it's true what they say - you will never be a woman.
>>84550277You still think you are talking to one person. That's cute.So far you haven't made a single argument besides "b...b... but Brexit!"Will you tell your wife's boyfriend how you owned the chuds later
>>84550293The irony of this post. I wasn't the one who mentioned brexit.
it's weird to take photographs of yourself naked IMO.never done it myself. had pics sent to me, sometimes unprompted/unwanted. like it's just normal or even expected. how did we get here?
Afternoon spastics
>>84550300>how did we get here?The answer is always Jews
>no we can't just live in our own country. We have to live in yours and turn it into ours we don't want to live in. We just have to ok Sigh
>>84550303>tic-tackshttps://youtu.be/YEdq3nwGpS4
>>84550311So that's what they mean by climate change. I get it now.
People say blacks have never contributed anything but look at this wonderful poem and tell me with a straight face that we don't need them.
>>84550373We wuz diversity
>>84550373>People say blacks have never contributed anything but2002, Tasha C. Miller, Assout: Incoherent Thoughts and Poems of an Unemployed Black Girl, page 11:Fishy, pussy funky elevatorPissy, broke ass project elevatorOld baby piss, stank ass horse, cat piss smelling funky hot ass elevatorI'm not climbing no 17 flights [...]
Starmer says jump Labour says how high x
>>84550388Wow, simply stunning. Almost makes me cry at how moving that is.
Racism is the opiate of the masses
A rare untripped Moni post appears.
Off to the butchers for my weekly treat. I think some tomato sausages are in order :)
>>84550452The irony lol. "Diversity is our strength" is the opiate of the masses, as well as being an Orwellian opposite phrase like "war is peace".
>>84550373Why are they so focused on colour? Bit racist.
Just ask the how is diversity our strength and watch them seethe and foam at the mouth and spaz out
>>84550469>tomato sausagesThey sound lush, I like a good Cumberland sausage
>>84550460Pretty sure the tripcodes changed when 4chan got hacked a few years ago
Restore Britain's newly elected councillors. This pic is gonna trigger some people for sure.
>>84550540>no token pajeet or paki>no womenBased
>>84550523Why is the answer always without them we wouldn't have [insert forren dish here]?
>>84550540>Restore Britain's newly elected councillors.Oh aye x
Racists will win in the end, and take over control of Britain, and fix it. Because we are right. Ultimately, lies can only go on for so long until they cannot be maintained, and we're reaching that point now.The cat is out of the bag. We know that blacks and browns are bad, and that mass immigration has been a wrecking ball that's destroyed the country in every way possible. Now that the public knows this, lying to them won't work any more.
>>84550571>lying to them won't work any more.
>>84550571Lad no offence but I doubt you even have control over your own life let alone Britain. You seem like a kekold.
>Lad no offence but I doubt you even have control over your own life let alone Britain.
>>84550607Yawn. We're going to deport them all and you won't get a say in it, no matter how much you throw your toys out of the pram or make up playground insults about me.
We're not in chargeVoting means nothing
>Waiting for a train>Get talking to a guy on the platform>We're talking for about 20 minutes >My train arrives>He's getting the next one>We part company >Will never see trainlad again
>>84550619Did someone on the internet tell you that? Lol
WOW it's too good to go de lids and I mean too good to go de lidshttps://youtu.be/Xey-BbVmUF4
The thread stinks like fish. Not a nice smell either.
Shitty creamy muck mucky
Afternoon deee Iats
Who let this smelly fatty in
>>84550540#SoWhite
SSM went from fat to chubby
>>84550540L-R: Mick Jagger, John Prescott, King Charles, Phil Mitchell, white Rishi Sunak, young Tony Blair, Poundland Agent Smith, Steven Seagal, and the GUN Commander from Sonic Adventure 2.
>>84550681Only because he cheated by getting le jab.
Very Turner syndrome looking lass. It seems to only affect females. I don't think she's ever brought it up.
What age do you lads think the age of consent should be lowered to then? Or raised
afternoon de lats and afternoon de lats it a lush day
>>84550625you could write to a newspaper's 'Missed Connections' section.
What's that smell? Oh it's smelly dosser fatty thinking he's got a great life haha.
>>84550692You can't even look at a consenting aged female in certain contexts yet can have penetrative sex with them. Doesn't make sense. It should be raised to 18.
>>84550691I think I might have been too generous when I said she was a 2/10. She could be a 1/10, one of the ugliest women in the country.
>>84550711But what about 16 year olds who want to have sex? Most of them do, pretty much all females have sex by that age already. Are you going to make them into criminals?
It not rite all this ssm slander he didn't ask 2 be born like this
>>84550711didn't they raise the marriage age to 18? teenagers are stupid and that was 'with parental consent' so that's probably better. 16 is reasonable because how on earth are you going to stop 16-year-olds from shagging? they do that with, well, consent.also do 20-year-old Americans see drinking the way we did at 17? you're one year younger and you got served, corrrr get in.
>>84550692The laws are fine as is chuddy I hope you're not trying to get us talking about THAT subject again
>>84550742I've never seen THAT video. Have you seen it little lad?
>>84550723Obviously that will not be in the public interest. You can actually say 'not guilty' and claim it wouldn't be in the public interest. A jury would not accept it if you are not in close age range.
>>845505405 out of the 9 people in this image are overweight.
>>84550741>also do 20-year-old Americans see drinking the way we did at 17? you're one year younger and you got served, corrrr get in.nta but no for me. i grew up in a strict evangelical church where everything fun was banned.
>>84550758Let's see your weight then big lad
>>84550758that's the national average innit
>>84550717Shut the fuck up. She is beautiful. Marriage material. I'd change my life if I knew I could be with a sweet lass like her.
Raise the age of consent to 40. It makes no difference to us incels that will never get a drop of pussy or work again.
>>84550770She looks like she has heritable disabilities that affect how the body forms.
FFS, do not delete your cookies and cache.
>>84550723The actual legal system defines that if you are under the age of consent, the cases in which you may consent are limited to those within a year or less of your own age and those whom are not family members either directly or indirectly or in any position of authority whatsoever.
>>84550723rare conditions aside, every white British male in the country had an alcoholic drink before they turned 16. and i do NOT mean at home above the age of 5, i mean recreationally out-and-about/with mates.the law as it is on paper is for people who can afford solicitors. there have been allegations of noncery against a (fully named) individual in these very threads. imagine if that was a celebrity or just someone with money.
>>84550792It's possible she has some genetic/gender specific condition. Most 24 year old bints don't look like that.
>>84550815But we know the allegations against him are nonsense, it's just trolling
>>84550764i don't own a set of bathroom scales, lad. last weigh-in i was 9 stone.
>>84550799It's over for me then. I do not have a smartphone. I fucking hate the direction we are going in. Zoomers literally do not care and only use smartphones for everything.
>>84550748sybau lad I can't be arsed with this gimmick, cya
>>84550799forgot which other site i got this on, but yeah what the fuck? >having a separate device and going to a URL will prove you're human.can i not just do a Turing test on my computer? wasn't that the whole point? they were even digitising books, that was a really clever idea.
Once you've past the age of consent you can fuck a 9000 year old or whatever you like in exchange for pay. The age of consent is merely where we define that the law officially says "fuck whatever the fuck you want just keep it to yourselves you stinky chav slags."
Few simpsons dvds have bitrot. Not good. Gutted. Just another reminder of how everything is slowly being taken from us. I guess it's time to use torrents.
>>84550836Rushing off to nonce some kids are you?
>>84550799My favourite is when the Google asks you to confirm your login by opening YouTube on a mobile device that you may or may not have any more.
>>84550848>bitrotWhat is that?
>>84550842>can i not just do a Turing test on my computer?There is no such thing as a "Turing Test", rather Alan Turing in his paper mocked the idea humans can define or evaluate intelligence via a gag game called "The Imitation Game". All he was doing was mocking other's stupidity.
>>84550857>What is that?All media has a storage lifetime, for compact discs this is estimated to be no more than ~35 years at most in ideal conditions. Magnetic memory like tapes or platters last from 35 to 12 years. For SSD or other flash memory this is under 7 years.
>84550748>Have you seen it little ladtourist thinks the reprobate in chief is around
>>84550857Basically the dvd just doesn't play any more. Little bits of the data side have been lost to the elements.
More specifically, flash memory decays electrically, and newer higher density systems decay faster. This means they require power and data refreshing which they handle internally. Once you leave the device unpowered it starts to increase in probability that some bits will not retain their states when repowered.
>>84550831i have a webcam in a drawer. i bit the bullet and agreed to let Google scan my face to estimate my age (was morbidly curious tbqh).it gave me a QR code for my smartphone which didn't even work because i'm not using Chrome/Firefox. i had an actual webcam plugged into my computer. i 'had' to use a smartphone.i opened another browser and spoofed the user agent of a Google Pixel. lo and behold, suddenly it requested access to my desktop webcam and it worked perfectly fine.how the fuck do normies have YouTube accounts? how do YOU GUYS have YouTube accounts? my throwaway account from 2008 asked for photo ID years ago, long before all this Ofcom stuff.
>>84550876DVDs do not suffer from this. They use microscopic holes. The only way they can degrade is by physical harm (scratches).
>>84549153that's an extreme simplification of what Hitler was proposing.
>>84550900Shut up AI mong. You clearly do not have an understanding of anything and we don't need you copy and pasting things that you misunderstood.
>>84550880Whatever nonsense you are making up, it's wrong.
>>84550703Is that Scottish lass and Daphne
>>84550887>Basically the dvd just doesn't play any more.This depends upon the particulars of how the data was written and the different materials it is stored within. The plastics and metals essentially are in layers, and these layers given enough time can peel apart. The gaps left between them render the microscopic lenses burnt into the materials impossible to reliably read back as they were written. In essence it's like washing the ink off a canvas and trying to recover the image from the char and ash after it is dried and burned. Even carving into stone won't last forever as most minerals dissolve within thousands of years when exposed to the elements or ocean water and similar.
The ASMR bints he faps to are so unattractive that he had to start making AI of them to make them look better.
>>84550857https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disc_roteven physical media doesn't last forever ;_;https://wiki.archiveteam.org/index.php/Storage_Mediainteresting reading IMO. it's been a point of debate with these Archiveteam lads (who are trying to preserve entire websites, e.g. if Newgrounds died and we lost every Flash on there).as with web servers, the best backup option is still tape. magnetic fucking tapes, in current year.
>>84550906>DVDs do not suffer from this. They use microscopic holes.The writing mechanisms differ somewhat based upon whether they were produced commercially or are writable or re-writable CD, DVD and HD-DVD/Blu-Ray/VHS/Betamax. There are a ton of different formats which impact the lifetimes a lot, and the common lifetime you see claimed online tends to be the worst case for low quality writable media from the 1990s.
Train edish next or no?
>>84550931Yes but Scottish babes mog Turkish women.
San Andreas ruined my fat PS2 with it's constant seeking of the DVD. I'm glad we just install shit to the storage these days but an optical drive shouldn't be taken from us.
Back from the butchers with my tomato sausages for later and I've just tried the buldak ramen cheese flavour, not a fan of them, the spice is nice but it is that weird cheese flavour... not great. I must prefer picrel if anyone else has had them they'll know.
>>84550906does the olive oil trick work? did actually work for PlayStation games, since it skips over bad sectors (or whatever sorcery)
>>84550944They look pretty good real or not.
still can't get over the fact zoomers genuinely buy games.are they the first generation that's grown up doing that?
>>84550988Be honest, you have naked AI generated images of them on your hard drive.
>>84550988Do they lez off in the shower after?
He can't afford shoes but can afford a powerful PC to run local AI models. Hmm.
It's very easy to rip your decaying dvds into isos on GNU/Linux. I just wish I had more storage to be honest. No good having backups if you aren't backing up the backups.
>>84550971I have had shin before but not that flavour of them I'll keep an eye out for them for sure. Buldak? Not for me unfortunately, can't deal with the spice
Anyone here seen the Hole? Those who know, know.
>>84550998Lazy, no attention span, thickos, instant gratification, phones and tablets rather than proper laptops or desktops. Insufferably cunty.
>>84551000No lad, not at all. I don't think that would be very nice.>>84551003That would be a good sight.
>>84551020You do not have their permission to be generating these images.
>>84551006Arch / Debian / Other?
>>84551013Yes and I miss it every dayOh wait wrong hole, sorry
>>84551004He's probably using a free online generator.
>>84551004Maybe someone else does them for him.
>>84551013Me? Thora Birch fan. So, yes. I know.
>>84551006unfortunately it's GNU/GPL, but i have to give ddrescue some credit here. if you have a faulty drive or disc, sometimes it can simply sort out a repaired image for you (you just need the space).
Do one of SSM with his daughter.
>>84551037Keira Knightley for me. I had so many wanks as a young lad to her.
>>84551020>As of May 2026, UK law regarding the creation of AI images of people is strict, particularly concerning consent, sexualization, and the protection of minors. The legal framework has rapidly evolved to treat AI-generated "deepfakes" similarly to real photographs in terms of criminal liability. Good luck with the baked in ID on those images de lid, it overs x
>>84551025If this were Sean The Wrong Un he would throw a piss fit until they were deleted. I got banned yesterday because someone reported my Sean The Wrong Un with Hitler face photos. Ban expired.
Class 37 edish or Class 91 edish?
>>84551053I got a temp ban at the same time you posted them lad. He was on a mega mass report melty yesterday the little gimp. Alright when he is making AI images of kids though init (not ruthmong ones)
>>84551050Delicious flat chest aka DFC.She was legal, chill out.
>>8455105791 pretty please x
>>84551032Dunghole returns every year for summer.>2898 eterna
>>84551043Why a cat in compute?????????????
>>84551051His images aren't even sexualised. Mong.
>>84551016it is a scary idea that you can just buy stuff with a tap or a click. buying online, PayPal? pretty neat.but i've known lads with sprogs and you don't even have to leave a microtransactions game, you're already signed into an account. want more Fortnite Vbucks? you can just get more in the game menus.compare that to e.g. scratchcards and at least you have to walk over to the shop, exchange the money, etc.
>>84551029I have used Debian but any distro should do.
>>84551058Something about pussy pass / pussy privilege vs 4chan pass etc.
>>84551073Jury of normies can decide that lid can't they
>>84551049Done that before. He's a smelly mong.
>>84551067On it. Leave it with me.
>>84551073>His imagesYou know who it is then behind them lad@
>>84551051I don't think they'd want to make me angry and upset with them. I know my boundaries.
>>84550998No, every generation before them did it.
Fat arses bouncing on my cock phwoar
>>84551072gone nao
>>84551032Well that's 20 floors time for a break.
>>84551099that's what i mean: are gen Z the first generation who have grown up buying games rather than copying them?
475. Good game. Next.>>84551120>>84551120>>84551120
>>84551077I mean what do YOU use lad x
>>84550540They all look like conmen
>>84550848How did you have them stored, lad? All my oldest DVDs work without any issues. I have CDs from the 80s that are flawless. Disc rot is overblown. I'm not saying you're lying, you could just be unlucky. The biggest case of disc rot was American Warner Bros. DVDs pressed between 2006 and 2010 because the plant was making HD DVDs at the same time and cut corners, making the discs more susceptible.
>>84550178A person that is at peace.
We taking our country back and it lush. All the abduls going home
