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>based entirely on one person supposedly finding golden plates that no one else ever saw because they conveniently vanished
>the writings are literally just an exact copy of the King James Bible's early 17th century speech and grammar
>the writings carry over all of the King James Bible's mistranslations and insertions, actually further bastardizes them in many cases
>Zion is in Utah now
>you literally become a god/a new Jesus and can create your own worlds and redeem them in the afterlife
Like what the fuck, this is only just barely scratching the surface of everything wrong with it. You have to be a complete moron to not see how crazy this entire cult is and yet it somehow grew into an actual religion with millions of followers. How did this even happen? Are Americans really just that retarded?
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>>84551560
there's a bunch of malleable people who will believe in anything if you preach hard enough to them and then their kids will keep believing in because that's what you do and not question it

Just like with every religion
people just love fitting in
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>>84551560
I thought it was much older but it is much younger than America itself is.
Also didn't know they only removed the race thing in the past century.
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>>84551692
What race thing?
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>>84551560
I like that Mormons seems pious. They are mostly white and faithful.
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>>84551928
black people were descendants of cain and blackness was a curse
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>>84551560
>>84551627
>>84552048
THE IRONY IS THAT MORMONS ARE MOSTLY MORMONS BECAUSE OF THE COMMUNITY RATHER THAN DEVOUT FAITH
AND THE FUNNIEST PART IS THAT DESPITE BEING HERETICAL THEY'RE ON AVERAGE WAY MORE DEVOUT THAN MOST CHRISTIANS LMAO

SECOND PLACE WOULD PROBABLY BE THE MENNONITES
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>>84552069
>Black people were descendants of Cain and blackness was a curse
What do they believe now?
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>very pious
>established a huge caucasian Christian community no problem and didn't need to go the Amish route
>keeps outsiders out
Literally all the hard work is done, you just have to convert them to orthodox christianity and then it'd be a nation of God. Its genius because the lore sounds so stupid to outsiders that theyre just left alone.
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>>84553366
Its common knowledge in old faiths that melanin is the physical representation of past sins. Why browns are obsessed with bleaching skin and bloodline.
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>>84553366
that cain went to america so black people can't be their descendants or something
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>>84551627
Many group beliefs work like religion too, people will indoctrinate others to believe clearly stupid unfounded shit all the time, even if religions are erradicated this wont stop, like legit believing that men that paint their nails are women, its a human condition.
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Mormonism thrives in small farming communities which is almost almost everywhere in Utah except for a handful of cities where you aren't exposed to outsider culture. In places where you have no choice but to interact with outsiders, you are basically encouraged to do the opposite of critical thinking from a very young age. The church uses community to create good feelings that you associate with the church for your whole life, and indoctrinates you into believing that those good feelings are evidence of its truthfulness. I grew up in Utah and I have friends that are incredibly smart and competent in their fields but their brains shut down immediately whenever I talk to them about any of the points you raised or any of the other obvious logical contradictions in the churches history or literature. I don't talk about these things to them because they seem happier and better off than me so why bother. Not everyone has to have a factually correct world view. Believe it or not you can worship a pedophile con artist and be just fine in America today.
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Farming is cool
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>>84552129
yup
Mormons are kinda based but they'll still circumcise you for no reason, take your lunch money, and send you on a pilgrimage to recruit australians
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>>84551560
The fact that mormons are allowed to exist at all shows that, yes americans are indeed retarded, especially when it comes to religion.
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>>84554799
It is cool
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Do NOT apply the same thinking to mainstream Christianity, OP. You will be called a fedora tipper.

Side note tho fuck mormons.
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The mormon church is worth hundreds of billions of dollars btw.
>Why does a church need an investment account???
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>>84551560
>How is it even possible that people have ever taken Mormonism seriously?
cute white girls who will marry you in their late teens/early 20s and give you 8 children
didn't read your post but that's how
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>>84555330
I want this. Sounds good.
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Watch South Park to get it
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>>84551560
>There's a magic Jew boy that lives up in the sky and he knows all and can make you live forever because he just can
Of course there is. That makes sense. Very rational.

>There's a magic Jew boy that lives up in the sky and he knows all and can make you live forever because he just can, also he visited North America once and put a curse on the natives
WHAT? WHAT SORT OF CRAZY RETARD BABBLE IS THIS? PREPOSTEROUS! HERESY!

I don't get why there's 45,000 denominations of Christianity.
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>>84557143
That's electricity
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DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB
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>>84557695
Dumb what?
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>>84551560
cults are good you fucking idiot, they cause suffering, and im pretty sure you just want to be happy, or support others being happy. i can't fucking support you at all and you idiocracy towards being

i am not surprised at all that you're not american because you support people being happy, so yeah go fuck yourself loser
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>>84557945
Dum dum dum dum dum
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They've been grooming my sister lately and are apparently very persistent. She speaks highly of them so I might consider it too if they ever come out to my house.
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>>84551560
I really really really wish I could convince my friend of this. But he was born Mormon and is pretty deep into it these days.
>>84551627
This is still true of athiesm too.
>>84552048
The thing is they are so frustrating exactly because of that, Mormons ive met are all generally really good and kind people. They're a community of almost entirely white people with strong bonds that live peacefully. I simply cannot forgive what they believe in however. Joseph Smith is a modern day Mohammed.
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>>84551560
It's no more ridiculous than any other holy book, just more recent.
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>>84558498
Looking forward to lots of nieces and nephews?
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>>84559036
He probably is.
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>>84551560
It's literally impossible to disprove any religion, you can make up any excuses you want with an all powerful being as a rethorical device.
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>>84551560
At least they're mostly harmless. Marxism is still popular even after the 20th century, which was a direct refutation of their prophet.
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>>84559767
How is Marxism a religion?
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>>84559707
>It's literally impossible to disprove any religion
that's a pretty bold claim anon
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>>84551560
I don't think most people who call themselves religious, think that deeply about their religion
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This anon (>>84558445), smart smart smart

This anon (>>84557945) dumb dumb
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A few months ago in Japan, I got stopped by two (american and brazilian) foids who were volunteering there to shill mormonism.

I'm assuming it's pretty hard to get the Japanese into it.
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>>84560832
that's true, they won't convince the japanese to do it but in my experience they usually send americans to shill mormonism, or white people in general, especially to those places where people idolize them
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>>84560832
sell it as a way to isekai yourself
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Polygamist pedo religion created it as a way to justify marriage to multiple pre-teen women among his local village/tribe just like Islam.
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>>84552069
You forgot Jesus and Satan are brothers and the entire spat between each of them is because the two disagreed on the psth to salvation.
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>>84560832
>A few months ago in Japan, I got stopped by two (american and brazilian) foids who were volunteering there to shill mormonism.
Were they White?
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>>84551560
amercanism applied to religion
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>>84561509
The American one yeah, blonde and blue eyed even, pretty cute. The brazilian one looked mixed.
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>>84560832
If I become Mormon do I get to choose where I get missionaried? A year or two long vacation in Japan riding around on bikes with my bro telling everyone about Jesus before I come back to America and get a young healthy wife the same race as me to plap a dozen babies into sounds incredible.
Seriously, what are the downsides? I have to go to church each week and talk to my friends? I won't be allowed to inject meth and heroin in my weiner with drug dealers and prostitutes? I think I can handle that. Only thing I can think of that's better would be heaven, which seems to be included here.
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>>84561755
I wonder how they manage to keep people White.
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>>84562143
The church decides who gets to marry, and they can't marry without permission and they can only marry whoever the, church gives them. It's a lowkirk eugenics program. Incels they make keep doing missionary trips to earn a wife. Ooh, sorry bucko, just gave out the last one from this batch of waifus, but I promise you your first in line for next shipment. Ahh, dang, you barely missed it, I'll put a real qt aside for you until you get back from your next mission. Meanwhile Chad gets three for free and they run underground fighting rings where girlies duke it out and bet on who gets to be Chad's fourth sister wife. At best they will feel bad for chuddy after his tenth trip and he's nearing 40 and still has a dry dick. Here's a born again slut convert, disregard the fact she has hpv, brown skin, and no eggs left.
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>>84561579
>Amercanism applied to religion
Is that a good thing?
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>>84562143
They used to be all about setting up self-sufficient Mormon communities in each country they visited, as apposed to infinity immigrants like all churches do now. While race-mixing wasn't prohibited, you were encouraged to date within your own race for "happier couples." Probably also to stop missionaries from marrying one of their converts after their mission was over. I knew one couple like that, his wife was from a family he converted in Vietnam. She never learned English and their kid was your typical fucked-up HAPA. Marriages happen between old-blood Mormon families first. As soon as a son gets off his mission, families throw their daughters at him. If your poor, brown, or a convert, then you get the scraps. This helps keep the outsider blood to a minimum. A lot of this doesn't apply anymore though, Mormons are turning brown fast.

>>84561857
You don't get to choose. My best friend went to Hokkaido and literally did just that. My neighbor on the other hand got sent to Ghana, got extremely sick from eating local food in his first week and had to be sent back to recover. He refused to go back again and be "surrounded by black people." He gave up on his mission, got the neighbor girl teen-pregnant and had a shotgun marriage.
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>>84560832
Japanese Mormons. That would be a sight.
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>>84551627
fippy bippy and that's how it went
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>>84557143
>I don't get why there's 45,000 denominations of Christianity.
Genuinely it's an ideology of mouth breathers. That's why. Nobody cares what uppity jew- sorry christcuck thinks their book of fables is moar right. truly, it's why I don't take these retards seriously. They make shit up on the spot and it just "works" cause god. It's like being a kid, and play fighting with some dipshit who keeps changing the rules or conjuring an "invulnerable shield." literally at this point show me anything that proves the veracity of christian claims. show me a talking snake. evidence of sin actually existing. evidence of a schizophrenic jew removing all our sins. show me an account of a beam of light shooting out of this dead kike's chest or SOMETHING you FUCKING FRAUDS
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>>84551560
>based o-
Why are you calling mormonism based if your thread is criticizing mormonism? doesn't make sense
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>>84564077
It's not the same based.
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>>84564064
You seem weirdly hostile and rude for no reason. If I say I have no proof then you won't join, right?



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