I used to reply to messages from girls that were funny with "*giggles*"
>>84561769I once had a RuneScape girlfriend that I thought was cheating on me so I broke up with her in clan chat
>>84561769i used to hit uwus and owos in Roblox chat with one of my friends when I was like 12 or sopossibly the worst I can remember
>>84561769Please dont remind me, it hurts to remember
>>84561769Okay how are you supposed to reply? *giggles*I said my weird fetishes in a chat on multiple occasions
>>84561769i'm not cringe at all i'm cool and everyone loves me
>>84561769I talked with a disinterested girl on dc for weeks and I truly believed her when she said she was just shy, I really tried to seem interesting and I thought it was my fault our conversations weren't fun, it took me way to long to realize I was wasting my time
>>84561826I also post in vtubers chats
>>84561769I had a phase where I tried to astral project and travel into fictional realities. This led me to finding a random girl from the balkans who wanted to do the same thing and I talked with her on Instagram for months. She thought I was hot, but I ghosted her because she was an alcoholic.
>>84562736damn you could have had a girlfriend
>>84562745Maybe I could have. She wasn't the best looking girl ever, but seemed relatively nice. But after I came out of that weird phase I recognized she was a little unstable or at least irresponsible. She called me for the first and only time while drunk in the middle of a night out with her friends. She told me my voice was super hot and her friends all agreed that "the american man" sounded sexy. (I have never been told this ever by any other women before or since)More than anything else though I didn't feel like maintaining a long distance relationship for years and saving up to run out to Croatia of all places to get some unstable pussy.
>>84562768maybe she was just trying to get a green card.
In highschool I was doing the mile run and I had a lot of saliva in my mouth so I tried to spit it out but it just got all over my hand. When we finished a qt3.14 tried to high five me and I did it with the hand I spat on.
>>84562784Nah, she wanted me to come to her country and share her culture with me. And all of her flirts were when she was so drunk she wasn't thinking straight. I think she really was into me but I just wimped out.
>>84561769During Army Basic Training, I fapped the night before we had to go into the gas chamber, and I (along with a few others) got tricked into openly admitting to the rest of the battery. Luckily, it was before the base went co-ed.
>>84562912you fapped during bootcamp?how? my dick was completely limp due to the smell of stinky man butt
>>84561769I have masturbated many times to my own thoughts of being crushed to death by giant asses, specifically while watching this gif on repeat.
>>84562921I was 19, so my libido was still alive at least. I just got hard one night and decided to fap. I had to be slow about it (like that time I fapped in 12th Grade English class when we were supposed to be watching MacBeth) because I didn't want to wake my rack-mate. He had the top-bunk.
>>84561769i used to spend recess at school walking around the school instead of talking to the other kids
>>84561769I'm a brony.
unironically used to use ascii emotes like ^_^ and (-_-)
This one time um I uhh I pooped my pants :( it came drizzle down my leggy in my socks and shoes I had poop stain in my velcro I like to scratch and sniff it for later
>>84561769i get nauseatingly clingy when i like someone and they rightfully pull away making me clingier and needier and more annoying
I'm black and in a pretty white environment, was calling other blacks niggers, out loud
>>84564201Thats anti-cringe. Thats what the kids these days call aura.
>>84564275kek i did the samethe only black guy i ever had a crush on also did the same and drew swastikas/other nazi symbols everywhere
>>84564208I still use them >_<
>>84562736I go in waves when it comes to APing. There seem to be many people who genuinely believe they've done it. Are they just dreaming? Who knows.
>>84561769I gave an oil painting to my crush after showing up to her graduation party. Was invited but I did not rsvp. Her boyfriend was there.
Most of your cringe moments are weak, let me show you how it's done: As a kid, I once got into an argument with a professional astronomer during a school field trip because I was the class know-it-allAlso got into an argument with a classmate about how a book ended in English class because I disagreed with his interpretationI once pretended to be a private investigator and compiled dossiers with "dirt" on my classmates that I tried to sell to other classmates, complete with color-coded folders. The first person I tried to sell it to immediately told everyone elseI once announced in English class that the foreign exchange students shouldn't be allowed to read out loud immediately after one of them had finished reading in butchered English some segment from a book. He shouted me down and told me to sit down and shut upI once got into a heated argument with a girl over whether pbj stood for peanut butter and jelly or peanut butter and jamI once tried to get a guy twice my height and weight to flinch by pretending to punch him then pulling up at the last minute. He didn't move a muscle. That one really had me feeling like a bitchI went on a date with a girl to see a scary movie and at one point a jump scare made her grab me and I sat petrified in my seat staring directly at the screen because I didn't know what to doOne time in school some guys were pulling pranks on other guys as a sort of "initiation" into a club. I didn't fall for the prank so when they told me I wasn't admitted, I begged them to let me do it again so I could intentionally fall for the prankThese are just some of the highlights from my stupid fucking cringe life.
>>84564605>I once got into a heated argument with a girl over whether pbj stood for peanut butter and jelly or peanut butter and jamits peanut butter jelly time
>>84561769This :3 to every fuck text only it was bad
>>84564605you seem like you were a fun kid
>>84561769dunno, i usually let others tell me how cringe i am, then i forget later
>>84561769I have a slavic male fetish and have custom ordered plushies of monarchs
