I wish Kaguya Houraisan was real so i could marry her and impregnate her and live with her forever
>>84564658>They eventually persuade the old man to have Kaguya-hime choose from among them. Uninterested, Kaguya-hime devises five impossible tasks, agreeing to marry the noble who can bring her the item specified for him: the stone begging bowl of the Buddha, a jeweled branch from the mythical island of Horai, a robe of fire rat skins, a colored jewel from a dragon's neck, and a cowry shell born from a swallow.>Realizing the impossibility of his task, the first noble presents a fake stone bowl made from a blackened pot, but is exposed when Kaguya-hime notices that the bowl does not glow with holy light. The second noble presents a branch created by the country's finest jewelers, but is revealed when a messenger of the craftsmen arrives at Kaguya-hime's house to collect payment. The third noble is deceived by a merchant from China, who sells him a robe that burns when it is tested with fire. The fourth noble sets out to find a dragon at sea, but abandons his plans after encountering a storm. The fifth noble falls from a great height while reaching into a swallow's nest.Are you insane
>>84564784yes, but so is shewe could be insane together <3
>>84564797Then solve her requests if you're so insane
>>84564658my sister has the same exact outfit tf
What ever happened to Kaguyanon and his take it easy threads?
>>84565971who's that? haven't heard of them
>>84565971he doesn't feel like taking it easy anymore
>>84567458You know anon, I think that's obvious enough from the post