[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
▼ Settings Mobile Home
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
Return Catalog Bottom Refresh
Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.
[Advertise on 4chan]
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom]
Anonymous Archived
 No.84565568
 No.84565568 Archived
>shave pubes because sex might happen
>get rejected
>return home with blue balls and a smooth nutsack
>notice stubble already forming
>what the fuck
>these things regenerate like deadpool
>shave again for scientific accuracy
>decide to monitor regrowth
>"just for 10 minutes"
>4 days pass
>havent blinked since tuesday
>can now detect individual follicles breaching the epidermis
>this shit more effective than adhd meds
>not sure if ive rediscovered meditation or schizophrenia
>>
Anonymous
 No.84565608
 No.84565608
>>shave pubes because sex might happen
How long have you been openly homosexual?
[Return] [Catalog] [Top]
Post a Reply
Return Catalog Top Refresh
[Advertise on 4chan]
Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.