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Is it actually possible to turn yourself straight, robots? Idk if this has been asked on here, but I want to try. Being a fag isn't good for my reputation or health.
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>>84570850
>turn yourself straight
nope
but you forget you're still a guy, you still carry sperm that can inseminate women
lavender marriage~
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>>84570857
I want to relate to the bros though and have an actual relationship with a chick. It's not fair.
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Yeah just imagine the vagina is a man's butthole that's what I do
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>>84570864
The secret is that most guys are with women they don't like and aren't especially attracted to. You think that guy you saw at the grocery store with his dumpy 5/10 wife has a fetish for dumpy 5/10s? You think he isn't Fucking Annoyed with her? Think again, liking women is not any kind of requirement for getting in relationships with them
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>>84570870
You make yourself get with women? What's that like and why?
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>>84570884
I still want to make it convincing to her that im into her.
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>>84570885
pussy
You have no idea how strong pussy is as a motivation

We fought actual wars over this shit
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>>84570905
Yeah, and it's not a motivation for me, but I want it to be.
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>>84570895
>trying to force yourself to like someone
ain't gonna work
not now, not then, not ever
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>>84570850
Yes, only look at solo women, get rid of all your faggot shit and stop thinking faggot thoughts, all behaviour is conditioning, just as you have conditioned yourself to be a disgusting fag you can uncondition yourself and become a human again.
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>>84570917
That is pretty motivating.
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>>84570905
You're fucking retarded basically
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Is it possible? How does pic related make you feel, sexually speaking? Anything? Any desires come to mind, and feelings of arousal, etc?

It's not possible to alter a person's sexuality permanently. Sexual conversion therapy is a HUGE fraudulent part of psychology, which is why it's banned in many places, and the actual fucking creator of the type of therapy came out as gay a few years ago and said it was all bunk.

I respect and love the gaybots, but there's just something about a pair of breasts that you guys can't understand.
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>>84570850 Why the hell would ever want to be straight? I'm straight and I view being attracted to women as a curse. Dating women is hell. They're insufferable, entitled and annoying. They spend money like drunken sailors. They're always nagging you and getting on your case about something.

I wish that I could look at men with the level of lust that I look at women. But I just really cannot find any arousal looking at the male body or face. It does nothing for me sexually. Also, the thought of kissing a man and holding his hand grosses me out.

So here I am, relegated to a cursed life of being a straight man who has to deal with female bullshit for the rest of my life. You should count yourself lucky that you don't have to suffer this feit.
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>>84570981
I think i could see myself like pussy, but definitely not breasts/
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>>84571005
I love the idea of being a kind of normie, dumb straight guy, playing into that role even.
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>>84571008
>I think i could see myself like pussy, but definitely not breasts

Listen pal. It's not about the pussy or the breasts. I will say this: breasts are integral to a woman. Any kind of breast will do. But a woman has breasts to nurture men. That's their purpose STFU about feeding babies. If you as an aspiring straight man can't approach breasts non-sexually, nurse away your troubles with your partner in complete comfort, safety, and bliss, you're unironically NGMI. The emotional part of breasts is key. They are more than milk tanks, they are life.
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>>84570850
If it was possible to turn yourself straight, it would also be possible to turn yourself gay, and humanity would be extinct as men mass convert to avoid retarded vaginoids.
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I'm questionably bisexual cause I find twinky, feminine looking guys cute especially when they talk in a higher pitch but I'd have to test if I'm really bi or am I just desperate for love from anyone remotely resembling a female.
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>>84571118
this. I find (some of) them attractive, but I really don't know if I see myself with one long term. Then again, its not like I've any luck women in that regard either, so I guess its a moot point
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>>84570850
Just be gay, goddamn. Find a boyfriend, people act like every gay man is some blown out rainbow flag whore but thats only the gays that are obviously visible. I talk straight, look straight and am not a degenerate freakish whore and I got a boyfriend who is also my best friend where we do everything together.

I had girlfriends before and it just isn't worth it. You want to know the secret to getting women to like you? Treat them like a child and you are their pseudo father. God that shit was so fucking tiring but it worked every time. Fuck, you just had to accept they were incompetent at everything they do and that the relationship isn't 50/50 but more like 90/10 where they get all the good parts but you still have to treat them like theyre your equal. I literally haven't met someone in a situation with a bitch that wasn't like that. Thank God I am technically bisexual because I think if I was obsessed over the stigma of being gay and i was forced straight that I'd find some bitch to mindbreak into being a boy R Kelly style.

>tldr: Just be a fag, fag.
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>>84570850
>Being a fag isn't good for my reputation or health.
weak
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>>84572445
Nah I still want to be with women even if im gay.
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>>84570850
semen retention is the only way
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>>84572584
>I'm not doing that shit. I'll do the opposite! Goon time.
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>>84572575
Nigga why. I'm not hating on gays here either -- if you have a male partner who loves you, who sees you as a great person, who sticks by you through thick and thin? WHO CARES IF HE AINT A WOMAN MAN. You don't understand love. You don't know what it's like to have that person on your side, cheering you on, picking you up when you fall down. The breasts, and the hips and thighs and butt and vagina fade away in the face of love like that. It's all secondary. It's looking at your girl or your guy and seeing them happy and excited and feeling the same thing FOR them. I miss her so much my heart actually aches.

t. straightoid moid
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>>84573368
I want to be around what I dislike and gaslight myself into liking it.
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>>84573426
>I want to be around what I dislike and gaslight myself into liking it.
You are setting yourself up for complete misery



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