I'm finally moving out next weekHaving a job for 3 years has not gotten me laid but maybe losing the psychic oppression of living in my parents' house will give me the motivation to actually try to get girls to come overI'm gonna be roommates with two of my friends but I'm not gonna let them cockblock me
I need to cum inside a pussy at least once before I die and I don't even care if she gets pregnant and it ruins my life I just need to do itI'd take condom sex too obviously but I wouldn't be the one suggesting it
>>84571669>I'm finally moving out next week giwtwm
>>84571801It's a nice little place but I still work at a grocery store and get zero pussy and I'm 25 (over)
>>84571669>moving out from one set of observing oppression to the nextHahaha modern men are so fucked
>>84572226okay but if you're with your bros it's chill if you're jerking off because everyone does it and they have no authority over you because you're all in the same boat as renters
when you move out your consciousness does expand
>>84572350uh yeahall I've ever heard "it's chill"Ahahahaha
>>84571669Have you niggers ever considered how much better your life would be if you just stopped caring about having sex?
>>84572430I've considered how much better my life would be if I had sex
>>84572350You're 25 and your parents monitored you jerking off? Are you literally retarded? How pathetic are you?
It's a developmental milestone for a male to live by himself for at least a number of years. If you've failed at this you're going to be a manchild for life.
>>84572581No but obviously it would be embarrassing if they found out
>>84571669I'm not moving out. Esp. not to live with some retarded roomfags. Money > humans. Esp modern day tardie foids.
>>84571669>Having a job for 3 years has not gotten me laid but maybe losing the psychic oppression of living in my parents' house will give me the motivation to actually try to get girls to come overBeen down this road. How is a job supposed to get you laid? Women have better jobs. And none of them will want you even after you move out. I know a drug dealer from my childhood who's 30, lives with his mom, has no car but has a 19 year old gf and he sees women on the side. No girl wants to show up to your dingy apartment with roommates, no space, no money, that's worse than the drug dealer guy above who has both. In the eyes of women you have less worth than a drug dealer criminal who's been in and out of jail. I know lots of jailbirds, all married, never single. If you want to increase your chances of finding a gf you should look into going to jail. If you're going to do all that just know you'll be doing it alone, just like me and many other men who don't make the cut. If you were any good you would've been fucking women already, even living at your mom's house. Get used to zero pussy because women aren't giving out unless you have a record you stupid retard.