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>"Oh boy, I can't wait to grow up to be a big strong hero like Cloud Strife!"

Meanwhile the reality
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>>84572485
I'm more of a Tidus fan..
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>>84572485
>Meanwhile the reality
But this is what whitebois want to be when they grow up.
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>>84572485
When I look at this image, my first thought was, if this is for licentious fetish sex acts, then shouldn't the catcher's BDSM gynecologist chair be at around waist height of the pitchers? This is like designing a table for someone and then not accounting for the height of his elbows.

You would probably also want some kind of mat or surface underneath it to protect the wood floor from feces and bodily fluid spills. Also, the lighting is not adequate. And handcuffing the catcher to the chair would make him unable to give double handjobs like a hentai.

The only optimization I can't think of is how you would fit another pitcher underneath the catcher so that they can achieve double or triple anal. Maximum hentai orgy sex has double handjob + blowjob + the maximum amount of cocks in each orifice. I think the Japanese abstract this concept into tentacles.

In order to achieve maximum hentai orgy, you would have to scrap the gynecologist chair and instead use fabric straps to suspend the catcher, and then put a cushioned bench underneath it to support a supine pitcher. Then depending on how ridiculous you want it to look, another pitcher or two can be standing and facing the catcher, with the topmost one squatting down with his ass in the middle pitcher's face.

Now mentioning an ass in one's face, I realized that the gay gentlemen could have a sort of human centipede thing going. The middle pitcher could eat the ass of the top pitcher, who could be eating the ass of the blowjob pitcher standing in front of the catcher's mouth, who could then take turns making out with the pitchers who are getting handjobs.

I think this is the greatest possible amount of gay sex happening at the same time. So the setup would require fabric/pleather suspension straps and a somewhat wide and long bench upholstered in a material that can be easily cleaned, such as with hospital examination tables, and floor protection. Ideally with better lighting.
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>>84572485
>Sample
bibisi sisters.... why is we not have quality download?
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>>84573054
bibis sisters... a whole brokeys..?
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>>84572485
some characters were introduced to the wrong kind of audience, i wonder if it actually effects someone

well whatever more fap material for me
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>>84573076
Old Link and Cloud weren't making anybody into sissies.

New ones though? Thank god, because I'll probably get a sissy trans GF one day.
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>>84573089
ngl first went when i saw link i was like "wow , finally a lean but strong main charac-"

and then i opened rule34
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>>84573133
Why did you post a gross white male top?
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>>84573170
I'm gonna disinvite you from my thread diddy blud
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>Why did you post a gross white male top?
>t.
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>That pouty bitch look but she still has a vice grip on it like when she used to jerk her little clitty
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If you think about it, homosexuals are like moving parts in a quite thoroughly efficient disease spreading factory. They are capable of the maximum amount of bodily fluid exchange at once, with as many possible people at the same time. The gay orgy seems bottlenecked at 9 points of contact (but I could have made an error). The duration is only limited by the steady procession of gays available to take turns in the train.

If gays were a mob in minecraft that you could farm diseases from, this is roughly what it would look like. In theory, by utilizing the American sissy fetish to designate catchers, (you could just hold a lipstick or women's clothing and then right-click on a gay to turn him into a catcher) your STD farm would be like a nonstop revolving door.

Since the mobs can't reproduce and are only capable of spreading diseases, you would need a villager farm nearby to generate villagers. Since a fully grown villager probably wouldn't change into a catcher if you right-clicked on them while holding the sissy paraphernalia, the feature to inculcate fetishes in them would probably mimic real life, in the way that trannies and faggots introduce children to porn (Early Porn Introduction or EPI).

So the baby villager mobs would be collected from the villager farm, probably into a repurposed pillager outpost or what have you, and they would spend the majority of their waking hours there being "trained." Call it a "school." If a probability generator could assign traits like gullibility, licentiousness, obstinacy, to each baby villager upon birth which determines a number value of how likely they are to have their mob behaviors influenced, this could be the method by which they can change their nature as a mob. So like how a villager becomes a zombie villager.

If you could scale down to represent anglosphere populations, the proof of concept would be if you can match the proportion of self-identifying gays and rise in STD rates, in minecraft.
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