>You receive a package from an unknown sender. >You open the package to reveal a gay raincoat-looking cloak.>As you unravel the cloak an envelope falls out of it>You open and read the envelope which says, "Have fun :)">You're curious as to what that means in regard to the cloak>You put on the clock out of curiosity>The clock has a weird face cover, droops below your shoes barely touching the ground and the sleeves go past your hands>You look gay so you begin to take it off until you notice you can't see you're arms anymore before noticing you can't see you body at all.>You realize you have an invisibility cloak. >You go back to the envelope to see if you can find out who sent it>All you find is "You have 24hrs"Alright anons, you have an invisibility cloak in your possession. It will only function for 24 hours. I want to hear your entire day's schedule for it. From morning to night, what are you going to be using this cloak for? Get into the specific details. I want to hear it all.
>>84575341I would probably cook in it. I would be like, "Do I really want to cook in my invisible cloak?" but then ultimately I would decide something along the lines of "I don't want to be the sort of person who changes clothes just to cook a meal" and so I would just be really really careful not to get any stains on it. Of course, all the anxiety of not getting stains on it would make my hands unsteady and I would get stains on it. then I would have an invisible cloak with stains on it, all because I didn't think I was the sort of person who changes clothes to cook a meal. "maybe I should have bought an apron", I would think to myself as I absentmindedly wiped my hands on the invisible cloak again. "Those invisible cloak guys are gonna be mad when they see the condition of this invisible cloak", I would say to myself, out loud.
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Probably murder a couple of politicians if I get to. Id be doing the world a favour. And id burn everything, the cloak too. So it would be like this>assume im close to a politician i want to kill>sew the cloak into a full body suit so that I wouldn't be seen if I made abrupt movements.>plan how im going to get close to said politician for hours>make an invisible gun holder>sneak into place of bad politician.>murk him>swiftly leave, i could hide in a corner. And sneak out>run away far enough.>Burn everything.>Get naked and act like a crazy person>get arrested for benign shit so that I dont seem like an intelligent dexter type nigga but a drunk retardId ofcourse make sure no fibgerprints are on the items used. Id pring some alcohol for when i get drunk, and pretend to be a druggie and get arrested for benign shit. Theyd never know a dumb drunkie was a highly skilled assassin
>>84575391I would probably go out on the streets only for a passing car to immediately splash a bunch of dirty muddy puddle water onto it. "Damn, I gotta return this thing in less than a day. Trying to find a dry cleaner that does same day invisible coats is going to cost me an arm and a leg" as I make my way down the avenue.
lose my virginity rape style and try to steal some stuff I guess
Go to pet store, grab a bunny, and start moaning uowooouowoh I'm a bunny ghost and freak the customers out because they just see the levitating bunny
>>84575341>After all, there's no honor, no challenge, no fun stealing from ordinary people. >You rip off a master criminal, and you know you're a master thief. Always the ol' Cooper family approach. I'd wonder about getting the cloak checked for tracking devices though. Anyway, rob some baddies blind and set them up for arrest. Could even record it all and put it on the net after taking appropriate OpSec measures.
>>84575341Nah I don't trust it. He's probably trolling me and it'll run out at 12 hours and I'll be caught watching milfs shower
>>84575341>steal jewelry from store 1>steal jewelry from store 2>steal jewelry from store 3yeah that's about it
