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>mfw no super smart tall elegant strong-willed free-spirited gf who is briefly but intensely in love with me
life is pointless
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>>84576284
How tall is too tall little one?
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>>84576296
i don't think i have a limit. i'll feel a bit small if she's like basketball player height but if she satisfies all the other criteria i'll be too hypnotized to care.
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>>84576347
What have you done to meet such a woman anon? I can assure you she aint here.
>i don't think i have a limit
6ft+ is approved?
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>>84576382
are you the same 6'1 girl that keeps posting the same threads and images over and over
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>>84576382
>What have you done to meet such a woman anon?
music and extreme luck
>6ft+ is approved?
any girl my height or less (but still tall for a girl) is a no brainer, but i'd most likely be ok with even taller girls too
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>>84576475
Wtf am i that recognisable?
I used different images this time?
>>84576530
Wait so you have met this girl?!? Woah anon youre halfway there
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>>84576639
>Wtf am i that recognisable?
Very.
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>>84576663
How? What am i doing that is that recognisable
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>>84576689
>same images, same threads
what else do you need as an autist
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>>84576689
NTA, but you have vibes.

For example,
>tall
That's you.
>smart
That's you (even though your low self-esteem compels you to deny it).
>strong-willed
That's you (even though your low self-esteem compels you to deny it).
>free-spirited
That's you (even though your low self-esteem compels you to deny it).
>elegant
THAT'S NOT YOU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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>>84576689
Because you always talk about the same things, in the same way, using the same words, same structure.
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>>84576738
>>84576706
Because I am PLAYING AS THE ONE PERSONA
Yall cant recognise me otherwise
>>84576708
Joybating me right now. Youre probably that one anon that consoles me during my sad moments. Hi anon how are you?
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>>84576792
Oh, so you're playing a persona and then you go
>What am i doing that is that recognisable
Are you genuinely retarded?
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>>84576792
>Youre probably that one anon that consoles me during my sad moments.
You see? Everyone has vibes that can be recognized. Be careful with your own vibes, because you never know who's paying attention.

>Hi anon how are you?
It's Friday evening, the best evening of the week. I'm free for two days before I have to return to my emotional bondage. How are you?
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>>84576792
>PERSONA
Who am I?
Am I not unique?
Maybe I'm not here at all
Look, the fakers
Blinding us with lies
The breakers of us all

Oh, it's useless
What could it mean that we're here?
Can we make a difference
If we don't break outta here?

Wake up, get up, get out there
Raise your voice against liars
Feed your anger like fire
Why does nobody want change?

Just imagine you're out there
Swatting lies in the making
Can't move fast without breaking
If you hold on, life won't change

The fakers
Are all sick at heart
Their faces hiding their fear
They look down on
All the rest of us
Like they're some special breed

Who's the high lord
Who thinks he's better than us?
Ain't it a crime, that?
Is there a mission for us?

Who is that high lord ...
Who'd kill a million of us?
And as the bell tolls
Is there no remission for us?

Wake up, get up, get out there
There's more to life than their way
If you'd live you can not stay
Why does nobody want change?

Let your voices ring out, yeah
Take the mask off and be free
Find yourself in the debris
If you hold on, life won't change

Wake up, get up, get out there
Raise your voice against liars
Feed your anger like fire
Why does nobody want change?

Just imagine you're out there
Swatting lies in the making
Can't move fast without breaking
If you hold on, life won't change
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>>84576797
Yes. Next question. No seriously though I play various characters that are an exageration of one of my features. It saddens me that this one is the most appreciated one seemingly.
>>84576814
>Be careful with your own vibes, because you never know who's paying attention.
Noted noted. I need to kill this character off she is too recognised.
>How are you?
Im wageslaving tomorrow morning. My very sweet coworker is going to pick me up though. I like him alot but he makes me a little sad since he's an old man whith no wife or kids. I have been wondering wether I should make plans with him. He plays in an orchestra and I kinda want to see him play. He's very sweet desu. Oldhead, weird vocabulary but I get along well with him. But I dont know if I'll stay close with him for longer due to quitting.
>>84576843
I litteraly only know that game because of smash bros.
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i never saw the tedmaxxing or eco threads
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>>84576910
>He plays in an orchestra and I kinda want to see him play.
Do it. Even if you don't see him again after you quit the job, it'll remain a meaningful memory for him and you that you did see him perform when you could. What's the hold-up, are they not performing right now?

What's your plan after quitting, do you have something better lined up?
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>>84576953
Very inactive persona desu. You niggas will only respond if I say fembot femanon some female thing. Those threads about homesteading and breaking free from the monotonous modern life were not well received. Now i have blown my cover too. Im making an essay about the topic, perhaps I should post snippets?
>>84576978
>What's the hold-up, are they not performing right now?
I dont know... I havent asked about it. I mean. He has told me, he drives me alot and we always talk, and I always like listening about what he is planning to do and he did play last week, I thought of showing up but It remained a thought i guess. I feel like I need to be closer to him, but I am probably overthinking it. Id say we're weirdly close, though I havent known him long. He is unironically the person I talk with the most after my family as im kindof a hermit as of late, besides the rare meet ups with a friend. I should perhaps just ask him. Id like to stay in contact with him, but I dont know if it would be weird? I thought of writing him letters, as I'll be moving and I think letters are much nicer to read than a text message.
>What's your plan after quitting, do you have something better lined up?
Ah man im starting uni remember, so I gotta move. Very exited to leave my retarded home but very sad about my job as its genuinely such a goated and unconventional job. I need to get a new wagie job and it will never be as good but I fear that i wont get a job in time and the student money will run short and id have to go back home which would be mentally draining and id have to take the buss everyday.
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>>84577126
>Very inactive persona desu.
i talked to you a few days ago and you said you were gonna post that kind of thread. you seemed nice, but now i'm not so sure about the whole thing. disappointing to say the least. anyway nevermind i'm not interacting with you again
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>>84577126
You absolutely have to go see his orchestra perform. Not only because it's a nice gesture, but also because that's your justification for staying in touch. You can write him letters because you want updates about the orchestra. That's how you overcome the "weirdness barrier" of an old man staying in touch with a young woman. Also, letters are a good idea, it's much harder to be weird with them than with text messages.

>I fear that i wont get a job in time
Protip: There's nothing wrong with lying to a hiring manager.

Not just when applying for a good job that's permanent, but also when applying to a shitty job that's meant to be temporary. Supermarkets and fast food are ALWAYS hiring, and you are always free to lie to the hiring manager. Just say "Yeah, I totally want to work at this grocery store for the next year" even though you plan to leave a month later when you find a better job.
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>>84577148
Alright man. Im taking notes on how to make my shit better. Customers want quality non fembullshit posts. Got it.
>>84577213
>that's your justification for staying in touch
Ay wagwan youre onto something. I could pull up to his orchestras and thats how I get to say in contact.
>Also, letters are a good idea, it's much harder to be weird with them than with text messages.
And I feel like those are alot more tangible. I could include photos and paintings and other shit i got for him. I believe that talking to people every now and then is better than every day because the novelty wears out faster. So I could make the letters a grand expression of appreciation every now and then. Or is that weird? I remember that after graduation I feared for one student I went to school with who had to retake the last year so I wrote him a letter and bought him a book and packed it nicely for him. I honestly fell in love with the idea of sending packages and letters to people after that. I immediately thought that I have to do this more. Its so much more meaningful imo.
>Supermarkets and fast food are ALWAYS hiring, and you are always free to lie to the hiring manager.
But I DONT want to work there but it seems like I have no choice. Ugh its gonna be rough man. I like my current job and changing job takes so much effort. I have to get to know new routines new coworkers new this new that. Its all so tiresome. I suppose I dont have a choice.
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>>84577287
Grand expression of appreciation is bad weird, small expression of appreciation is good weird.

And when it comes to temporary jobs, just think of yourself as a spy on a covert mission. You're spying on that supermarket for a month (until you get a better job), but they don't know that you're spying on them for a month (until you get a better job) because that's just your persona while you're secretly under deep cover.

The other fun part of temp jobs is that you have the freedom to stand up for yourself. At a job you like, you can't talk back to your boss because you're afraid of the consequences. At a job that doesn't matter, you can stand up for yourself because you really don't care if they write you up or cut your hours. You're only there temporarily anyway, and besides that's just your fake persona because you're secretly a spy.
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>>84577350
Okey thanks for the reality check i think I was a bit too unrealistic. Okey so only normal letters and pull up to orchestra every now and then. Noted noted. Maybe I should not that he isnt semi old, like he's 60. PROPPER oldhead.
>because that's just your persona while you're secretly under deep cover.
Ahaha i can use my tendency to create personal for my own gain. Very smart. But the other problem is that I have tried to jobsearch and im so fucking unsuccessful that its laughable. Not been called to even ONE interview this year. Im getting fried by the job market man
>At a job that doesn't matter, you can stand up for yourself because you really don't care if they write you up or cut your hours.
Assuming i have the balls to do that. Im a fucking wuss anon, I was being bullied by two coworkers and it took me months to build the courage to stand up for myself. Fighting with the boss? Yeah thats never gonna happen man.
I getting sleepy anon. Its always a treat to meet you. Good night.
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>>84576284
why would you even deserve this? you're definitely some sort of smelly neet shutin loser
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>>84577403
You can do whatever you want when it's not you fighting, and it's not your real job. Your real job will come eventually. You just need a fake job to pay some bills until then.

Have a good night, and good luck finding out about the orchestra tomorrow.
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