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/r9k/, what's your ideal woman?
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>>84578111
Big eyes, pretty face , high libido, nice shaped ass, not a normie, shares interests, no issues like a personality disorder maybe bipolar I could deal with but anything else is a hell no, autism or ADHD preferred and maybe also an introvert
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>>84578111
I would fight the English, the Mexicans, the Yankees, and anyone else in the world if the women still looked and dressed like this
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>>84578111
iam tired of weak bitches. i need a strong women who can beat me in a fight
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>>84578162
>What's your ideal woman?
>posts a guy

Gtfo
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>>84578111
a mean older lesbian who will bully me and slap my tits
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>>84578210
Lesbians don't like trannies anon
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>>84578111
Slavic, pretty much the girl Im talking to although I wish her tits were slightly bigger because they are so small
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>>84578111
She can effortlessly make me feel at my best, spending time with her is so cool I forget what this retarded cynic cope I do even is
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An early 20s boymoder from 4chan
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>>84578111
>clown girl
>tomboy
>maid larp
>sister larp
>daughter wife
>hapu
>muffin top
>weeb
>gamer
>virgin
>loving/affectionate/intimate
>obsessive/yandere
>into girls too

if only slime girls existed, all my desires could be met
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>>84578111
I need a cute Asian woman to love and marry and make babies with
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>>84578233
nobody likes me in general but i can dream
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Body like this
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She has a pussy and it's super hairy
Big tiddies and not fat
Likes animals and nature and farming
And she's a virgin
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>>84578402
Face,like this
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>>84578111
Probably none that exists. I just want another quiet introverted nerd who doesn't mind my autism, but it's not going to happen.
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>>84578111
pale as can possibly be, blue veiny tits of any size are optional but a bonus
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I'll know when I meet her in my dreams.
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>/r9k/, what's your ideal woman?
Hourglass figure, long dark hair.
Introverted shut-in, though enjoys fucking me a lot.
Intelligence, good conversation. Doesn't care about 'the new thing'.
No desire for marriage or kids. Despises how fucked this world is.
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I'm not a faggot with 'crushes', so

>Not a bitch
>not fat, but chubby with good fat distribution is ok
>not a cheater
>no social media addiction
>no alcoholism, smoking, hard drugs, clubs, bar
>willing to help and support each other in the relationship

That's it
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Not vaccinated
White
Sane

I know, I know, it's a lot to ask
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>>84578111
Skinny to chubby with big boobs. I'd much rather date a 4/10 with big boobs than a 10/10 flatty
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>>84578191
that's a woman who had her tits chopped off
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>>84578111
what is this ?? what
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>>84578111
>not normie
>not retarded
>white
>cultivated
ideally
>pretty, hot, very rich and loves cuddling
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>>84579757
liposuction scar
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>>84579416
Sadly the not vaccinated part is a huge problem. A lot of high functioning right leaning women got vaxxed because they lived in blue states or had careers where there was no other choice. For example, med students.
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>>84578111
fat, comically so. also nice trips.
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>>84578111
Are we allowed to be a little unrealistic?
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>>84579885
>no other choice
Ah but there was, wasn't there. Yeah it takes courage to walk away from security. That's half the reason this point is so important to me.
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it took black men to set things right
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>>84579894
Fat girls are the best soft and can feed them
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>>84578111
me
>185cm
>19cm
>wide shoulders
>72kg
>16%bf
ideal
>5'3
>bigbooba
>long brown hair
>skinnyfat
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>>84578884
I dreamed of my soul mate years ago and I'm not sure she even exists anymore. I haven't seen her again in my dreams
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>>84578111
Indian girl, big almond eyes, thick eyelashes, thick black hair, dimples, dark skin, very petite (5'0"), built like a rajasthani statue and a lil fur on the lower back

This type of woman makes my colonizer cock weep with joy
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at least post the video of this fine art
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>>84581264
where's the goyim extinction button on this thing
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>>84581264
>muh AI
Retard ruined it. You don't need some frothing retard to explain it to you. This was far more powerful as a peice of art without the explanation.
It says so much about the current state pf humanity and the human experience, especially when you compare it to the perfection that the Greeks held as an ideal. There are a line of simps to worship and date this woman.
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>>84578111
Petite cute homely conservative Asian girl doesn't matter which part of Asia.
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>>84578111
Basically what you just posted
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>>84581411
double eyelid surgeries make asians look uncanny. It's like they're artificial wasians
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>>84578111
her her her her I love my girlfriend!!!
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>>84581452
She's had no surgeries dipshit I'm tired of this meme
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>>84579416
Me but
>half mexican
>33
I had to put up a big fight over the vax at my job but persevered.
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>>84578111
a woman who looks something a little like this one
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>>84578111
Clea from expedition 33, literally the perfect woman
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>>84578111
>white
>tall
>nice face
>fairly fit
>not retarded
>not boring and has soul
>doesn't have daddy issues
>is good with animals and kids
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>>84581991
Oh, and bonus points if she is tomboyish woman
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>>84581594
Damn, so close. I love Mexicans, I love women in their thirties, AND I love vaccinations.
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man faced bitches like that cnn lady who hates trump
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>>84578111
A girl taller than me with long beautiful hair, and sexy and strong legs, also she loves making grilled cheese
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>>84578111
A woman who is not obsessed with sex. All women are obsessed with sex as of 2016 onward, it's unfortunate but it's true. All women have been forced into using instagtam and tiktok. They have also been forced into becoming sexual predators who live inside the courtroom. The modern woman's entire life is lived in the Court of Tears. The Court of Tears is a courtroom where the woman will lure an unsuspecting man, then cry in front of the judge. The man will then get sent to prison for life under rape.
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Dirty blonde
Deep blue eyes
5'7
Athletic build
Bubble butt
Perky tits
21 up
Cisgendered
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>>84580667
best of luck raising your jeetlings
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>>84579757
>>84579845
Breast surgery
Silicones...

Seems like a piece of art
mocking today's ideals of the female body
by putting it on a podest like a Greek Aphrodite
quite funny imho...
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blonde hair
light purple eyes
genki
half english, half japanese
about 5'2
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>>84578111
Uhmm i have no experience with girls so i cant be too sure..

Im very small for a guy so i dont really care for height anything could work :P
I suppose I want a girl who is "cute" and likes wearing skirts and dresses since i think theyre pretty!
she'd also 100% have to be nerdy and maybe kinda autistic.. im autistic myself so i can struggle to interact with normal people..
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>>84584581
I'm english and memes aside this is the perfect woman for me (I could probably get past it if she didn't have purple eyes)
IMO The only attractive women on earth are japanese women but I would find it immoral to reproduce with a girl that isn't my race so hapa is my only cope
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>>84578111
this sculpture would be great, just take away the phone.
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>>84578111
>ideal
>woman
Oxymoron
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White
5ft2
Green or blue eyes
Skinny
Long hair
Autistic
Into alternative fashion, specially gothic lolita
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>>84578111
Pic related. Sort of strongfat, wide-hipped, with plump thighs and narrow-ish shoulders.
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>>84581594
I'd date you.

>>84582252
Faggot
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>>84578111
Cute/slutty shorstack polish bpdemon caked in makeup
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>>84578111

5'4
Kinky
Loving (will cuddle with me)
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All I want is for her to be a natural redhead. It's the only kind of woman I'm attracted to. Bit inconvenient they're only like 0.1% of the population.



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