>>84578673
Just finished listening to my neighbor having sex. She's a 7.5/10 early 30s careerist Asian girl who I assume is single because every Friday evening she leaves around 6:30PM after work, comes back with some new dude around 9PM, then has quiet sex for maybe 20 minutes on average. This most recent session I heard vague two sets of footsteps, some arrhythmic rustling for 10 minutes, then mostly slow-steady mattress creeking for another 10. The then started talking in a low voice I can't understand; half the time he leaves almost immediately after.

>>84578673
Not having gay pics saved on my PC like you

>>84578673
Where is Jeff Seid now? Where will Jeff Seid end up? What will be Jeff Seid's legacy?

Chads rarely ever actually make something of themselves. Chadhood is a success trap which disincentivizes male ambition by removing challenge and rewarding even minimal effort with low-hanging fruit.

If your life kind of sucks as a man, there is a greater chance of being pushed to the brink such that you have no choice but to make it big, in a way which extends far beyond a particular time and place.

You could have a comfortable existence, yes---but it'd also be an ephemeral existence.

I masturbated to completion while playing Magic Arena and watching BMWM webms on /gif/ and fantasizing about a black top fucking me and stealing money from me after cumming in my asshole.

>>84578673
Left one is sexo and the right one is cringo

>>84578682
20 minutes of sex is pathetic. My sessions last to an hour give and take.

Only 20 minutes means alcoholic ED or lack of attraction.

>>84578693
Cope, 20 minutes including foreplay is well within the average of any statistic. I had an earlier set of neighbors who fucked for about 2-3 minutes on average 2-3 times a month.

>>84578682
My oldest sister used to live in the apartment above us and her bedroom was directly above mine. She's also a drug user so it was pretty typical to wake up at 3AM to the sound of her getting absolutely railed by her piece of shit boyfriend. It's like their entire goal was to fuck as loudly as possible.

>>84578673
>your peers are out there getting high, having hot steamy sex and living in pure ectasy

It's not like that at all. It's drug addiction and fleeting unsatisfactory sex

>>84578723
Ur parents were okay with this?

>>84578693
>My sessions last to an hour give and take.
How long have you been married Chad?

>>84578699
>including foreplay
that's even worse
the sexual stamina is complete shit
>statistic
yeah and statistically 6in is a fantastic penis size
lol
>I had an earlier set of neighbors who fucked for about 2-3 minutes on average 2-3 times a month
equivalent of riding the shortbus
what you're defending is not Honors courses by any means

>>84578728
No, we evicted them asap.

>>84578682
>>84578699
>>84578739
Ok they started round 2 about 15 minutes ago and still going

>>84578775
In total they ended up fucking for about 70 minutes with a few breaks in between. They then took a bath together apparently.

working. maybe I should kill myself.

>>84578673
I dont mind. I prefer being around quiet company

>>84578673
those hedonistic people will get fat, ugly and get sexually transmitted diseases and will also become junkies and die, so he is really the loser? In the mean time im a neet who lift weights to build myself a good body, watch movies, read books, draw comics, play instruments, avoid drugs and alcohol, use 4chan and such

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>>84578673
quite a few of my peeers are dead for all sorts of reasons, mostly disease or drugs. few others are married with children and have no time, no energy, and no money to do anything. the rest just want to chill the fuck out before the next week of hard or demanding jobs.
this is what happens when you're 40.
and your dogshit tread is what happens when a shit eating underage imebcile is using the shitephone to visit the
>lowkey hacker unc boomer social network
which in reality was created as a weaboo imgbroad. which is why you will never belong.

>>84578673
>what are you doing?
Playing antistasi ultimate in arma 3, kicking the arses of NATO and CSAT with my band of AI cannon fodders.

Painting pictures and sleeping