Genuinely, what would you robots do in a zombie apocalypse? When I was a kid, I was so scared of the idea. Literally, my kid brain treated it like it was an inevitable thing that was going to happen in real life, and that every year we got closer and closer to the final day. In that way, zombies horrified and captivated me for my entire childhood.
>>84578892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihchPM1Up9oI always imagined myself joining a militia to clear out the horde
>>84578892>Genuinely, what would you robots do in a zombie apocalypse?o
>>84578892What would you do in the zombo apocalypse opee
I wouldn't do anything, I would listen to what the zombies have to say, and that's what no one did.
irl zombies would be ridiculously easy to deal withthey would decay and be eaten be scavengers in warm climatesthey won't be mobile in winter climatesjust wearing some thick clothes will neutralize the threat. it would take some effort for a zombie to bite through a leather jacket for example
>>84578892I've had different ideas over the years, but now I've realized the best plan is the exact same plan you should have for any emergency: horde essential supplies before the emergency and stay home.Let everyone else go out and larp as warlords and kill each other trying to scavenge urban shops and rural land.I got to practice a trial run of this strategy during the scamdemic. While everyone else was panic buying toilet paper and hand sanitizer, during the day I went hiking at completely vacant parks and campgrounds and during the night I sat at home all comfy watching livestreams of the nigger floyd riots.It also exposed a few areas where my preps were weak, which I was grateful for.
>>84578939>heya tom its bob>from the office down the hall>its good to see ya buddy how ya been>things have been ok for meee>except that im a zombie now>I'd really wish youd let us in>I think I speak for aaaall for us>when I say I understand>Why you folks might hesitate>to submit to our demandsss>but heres a fyi>Your all gonna die>screaming>alll wee wanna do is eat your brainnnns
Catch a girl zombie and make her my gf I guess. There must be some way to neutralize transmission risks, sew her mouth shut, trim her nails down, thick collar and sturdy chain so she can't leave me. Sounds comfy. If anyone asks I'll say I'm a rogue scientists and that they have the secret to curing cancer, but ideally nobody would find out because I'd be engaging in intercourse quite frequently. Might be hard to explain if I'm caught balls deep. I hope I can get her pregnant.
>>84579001what if she gives you zombie aids
