I thought I was normal. Every day on the internet seeing freaks jerking off to cartoons, shit, piss, toasters, proud that I was normal. 28 years in and all it took was a lint roller. I doubled over and orgasmed like a woman.
>>84582593Maybe you should try having sex with a woman instead of a lint roller.
You came from a lint roller? Context please
>>84582599Well, my dad was a normal guy, and my mother, she was a...Well, she was a lint roller.
>>84582599Was working in my attic, got cobwebs on my pants. Girlfriend tells me to use a lint roller (never had one as a kid, just washed clothes). The swishing sound, the gentle pressure on my legs, the slight lift of my pants as it passed. I played it off as a back spasm from being hunched over moving boxes.
>>84582958>Girlfriend>the lint roller fucker can get a gf and you can't
