/r9k/ - One time I was sitting alone with a couple of chic - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

05/16/26(Sat)15:17:33 No.84582701

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Anonymous 05/16/26(Sat)15:17:33 No.84582701 Archived

One time I was sitting alone with a couple of chicks and we were talking about dog barks and one of them said "Anon give us your best dog bark impression" so I did because I knew I could do a pretty damn good yappy dog impression because of my moms corgi, so I did yappy barks and growls and then they looked kinda disappointed and said "aww I thought you were going to be a BIG dog :("

And I never forgot that

Anonymous
05/16/26(Sat)15:32:43 No.84582821

Anonymous 05/16/26(Sat)15:32:43 No.84582821

Somebody please comment on my story please

Anonymous
05/16/26(Sat)16:34:06 No.84583228

Anonymous 05/16/26(Sat)16:34:06 No.84583228

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>>84582701
when i think of a dog internally i go RURURURURU

like a junkyard dog

NGMI sorry OP

Anonymous
05/16/26(Sat)16:50:34 No.84583323

Anonymous 05/16/26(Sat)16:50:34 No.84583323

>>84582701
>>84583228
>barks at cellmate

Anonymous
05/16/26(Sat)17:03:50 No.84583399

Anonymous 05/16/26(Sat)17:03:50 No.84583399

>>84582701
You fucked up anon if you made a big dog sound they would suck your dick right then and there

Anonymous
05/16/26(Sat)17:09:21 No.84583432

Anonymous 05/16/26(Sat)17:09:21 No.84583432

>>84583399
I know, I dont know what I was thinking. I was even GOING to do a big dog but I thought my little dog was more realistic, unfortunately I had to learn later in life that women dont care about realism or the truth.

Anonymous
05/16/26(Sat)17:14:52 No.84583472

Anonymous 05/16/26(Sat)17:14:52 No.84583472

>>84583399
tbf he is a product of his environment - he wanted to emulate his mothers dog

anon has hope